>Suicide Squad premiere
>Jared is wearing a wacky giant coat
>Okay whatever
>Everyone walks the red carpet
>Press gathers the main cast together for a picture
>Jared opens up his jacket
>He's wearing a suicide vest
>"TIME TO REALLY BECOME A SUICIDE SQUAD"
>Cackles like a motherfucker
>Detonates the vest
>Brussels airport level explosion
>Not horrible but the entire main cast is dead
>People are upset nationwide
>Talking heads on news stations call Jared a psychopath
>Meanwhile on /tv/ there's an embarrassed hush of respect
>We all made fun of Jared for trying too hard to be extreme and edgy
>But in the end he proved every single one of us wrong
>By honestly and completely being a madman
Is this scenario possible
>>68210557
it has weight
>>68210557
Bravo Nolan
>>68210557
The absolute madman
>>68210557
Saved to become the greatest /tv/ post ever
>>68210557
>blow up Suicide Squad premiere
>MOM'S GONNA FREAK!
>>68210611
No one will ever beat Nolan's kill count. From Heath, to Aurora to the Germanwings flight, it was the biggest rain of terror since the silent era.
>>68210557
Only if he doesn't kill himself and Ben Affleck actually becomes the batman...
He better not cos he is still needed to star in Affleck's Batman flick
>yfw all the news stations would talk about Jared, Will, and Margot
>yfw nobody would give a shit about Joel Kinnaman or Jai Courtney or Jay Hernandez
>>68210686
They'll ptobably cast someone younger as Tim Drake.
>>68210557
Margot will become an hero by shielding her fellow cast members with her fridge body
>>68210727
Sam Worthington to play Robin!
>>68210557
>"The rest of the cast would have wanted us to see this film"
>>68210768
A better picture of Sam. Looks like he would play a really good mature Robin next to Affleck.
>>68210768
Literally Who?
>>68210768
Nah he can be Dr Friez
>>68210818
>>68210768
>playing a dead person
Might be his best role.
>>68210871
Omg I meant if Affleck's movie is a prequel
>>68210941
in tha case I hope he dies before the movie is made
