itt post unrealistic things in movies that annoy you
why is it in movies when people get in a fist fight or punched in the face there is barely any blood? last time i got punched in the face there was blood everywhere and it took like 10 minutes to stop bleeding
>>68208926
The lack of blood doesn't bother me nearly as much as the lack of visible exhaustion. Unless a character is on the brink of death, you rarely ever see them get tired during a fight.
>>68208926
>couple finish having sex
female covers up
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>68209002
the ending of lethal weapon showed a lot of that
>>68209036
Not that unrealistic
>>68209036
i fucking hate it when movies show sex scenes or any kind of romance scenes even if im alone. it just makes me cringe
>>68208926
I've had my nose broke 3 times and I never bled any of them
>>68208926
> one blow to the head will safely render someone unconscious
> no after-effects
how does darth vader eat?
>>68209256
Like a king
Catch pa:
>Select all images with pasta or noodles.
>>68209036
Ever had sex in a cold room? Sure, while you're pumping and she's writhing, there's plenty of stuff to take your mind off of it. Once the after glow has glown after, you'll both cover up.
>>68208926
PG13 rating, you can get away with decapitated heads as long as you show no blood.
>>68208926
Character takes haymaker, bare-knuckled punch to the face
>gets up 2 seconds later, no blood or red mark
In real life, a full force punch would wreck you.
>>68209430
You know we are talking about the actress not wanting to do nudity, you faggot.
>>68209036
Women actually do this though, because even after getting fucked they're still insecure.
>>68209452
What was the deal with the matrix revolutions though? Characters had massive open wounds on their faces and yet there was no gushing blood.
Unless it was the Wachowskis preemptive compensation since they can't bleed either.
>>68208926
>Bad guy takes bullet to shoulder or lower stomach
>dies instantly
>Bad guy is stabbed in non-vital area
>Pukes up blood literally one second later
>>68209060
>Not that unrealistic
what? sex? maybe not for you .
Every time I bang my gf she walks around with her tits hanging out
>>68209478
In real life, a real full force punch to the head would break your hand. There is a reason bare knuckle boxers rely heavily on jabs.
>>68209553
Same with ur mum
>>68209553
That's because she's a whore.
>>68209553
>walks around with tits out after sex
She's running away
After I fuck my girlfriend (not real) I want her to walk around naked in the house super sexy and secure and strong.
>>68209899
>walks
>running
nice job
>>68209084
also name one great movie with a sex scene
>car chase scene
>v8 noises
>car model in scene never came with a v8
>manual transmission shifting noises
>car in scene only came with automatic
>cars with 5000+ gears
>shifting in reverse
>>68209002
They Live has a pretty long fight with everybody tired as fuck
>sex scene
>after the climax they just pull up their pants, no cleanup or condom required
>>68209506
But it's not an unrealistic thing.
>>68209256
We've only seen him at work. At home in the Imperial Palace, he doesn't need full headgear; he dresses more comfy. Pic related?
>>68210182
Terminator, the sex scene has actually feel and emotion in it, mostly thanks to the great music.
>>68210182
>>68210182
Porn on the 4th of July
Edward Penishands
Crocodile Done Me
>>68208926
It's probably been mentioned already but I can't stand how easilly in movies people get knocked out or killed. They slit someone's throat and instantly they're dead. Shoot a guy in the chest: dead. Stab a guy just about anywhere: dead. Punch a guy: knocked out. Push him over: knocked out.
Drives me fucking nuts.
>>68211075
That's why I liked how the punisher killed people in hand to hand combat in Daredevil season 2.
Maybe someone has a gif, but for example, instead of just ramming a knife into an oponnent once, he stabs them in rapid succession to make them bleed out quicker and do more damage.
>>68208926
It's that one cliche that still runs deep in movies and TV to this very day.
>>68208926
Whenever characters point guns at each other and don't shoot, then break into monologue.
>>68210211
My car makes weird rattling noises when i break. Ideas of what it might be?
>>68211292
Its the gotta be the head gasket, and your front axle, and your AC.
That'll be eleventy billion dollars
>>68211292
How is it that you are breaking? And what about it does the car pick up on? Is it symbiotic?
>>68210182
Body Double
>>68211543
Usually it's when i downgrade from THE 4th gear to the 3rd, when i break harshly, sorry for THE weird writing i'm on mobile
>>68210211
curiously enough, "under the skin" was the most realistic motorcycle movie I've seen.
>Irish road racer plays the motorcyclist
>Big bang R1 sounds like a big bang R1.
>everyone wears actual safety gear
>footage isn't sped up, dude is actually booking it insanely fast on wet public roads in actual traffic
>>68209036
Watch Eastern Promises yo!
>>68209430
>Ever had sex
>CGI blood
>blood/water/dirt on the camera
>lens flares
Takes me right the fuck out of whatever I'm watching.
>>68209036
My wife doesn't necessarily cover up, but she does that naked waddle to the toilet while trying not to spill too much cum on the floor.
Funny as hell.
>racing scene
>two cars are going toe to toe at top speed
>dropping to lower gear will make your car go beyond that
>>68209256
They have a special location for that.
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_City_dining_room
>throw frag grenade
>huge fireball with 20 meter radius
Post movies where none of these tropes apply
>The Raid
>car crashes
>flames everywhere
>>68211847
Even worse
>blood recorded in front of a greenscreen then pasted on in post
>>68211973
primer
>>68209036
If she doesnt she is a fucking slut
>>68211738
Everything's better than MI:2, what with a 110bhp Speed Triple not being able to outrun a fucking Landrover.
people calling magazines clips
>Scientific test
>can be done in a few hours
I fucking wish
>>68212055
fuck you, if the military does it why can't everyone else?
>>68211075
>push somebody's head under water for 5 seconds
>dead
>>68212153
reminds me of that thread from /b/ where the op posted a picture of a corpse with a timestamp and was talking about how harder it is to strangle someone then in the movies
>policeman shoots a minority
>doesn't go to jail
>someone gets shot
>depending on plot requirements they die on the spot or just shrug it off
>character is a pedophile
>we are supposed to hate him
>>68212224
It isn't that hard if you block the veins running to the brain, it takes less than 15 seconds for them to pass out. It might be harder if you're trying to actually asphyxiate them right away.
>>68209120
A punch to the jaw will knock someone out very easily, after effects? Not so much in my experience except a little bit of grogginess.
>>68212153
>someone coughs once unprompted
>dead
>>68210144
Thanks.
>>68208926
>time travel
i havent seen a film do it in a way that makes sense when you think about it
>>68208926
>put silencer on pistol
>shoot
>'pew'
seriously in every fucking movie.
fyi shooting a silenced pistol is as loud as shutting a door with full force
>>68214673
12 monkeys
>>68214849
you're wrong
>>68214849
If you use subsonic ammunition and a low caliber it is virtually soundless.
>>68214673
time travel is impossible so there is no way to accurately portray it you sperg
>>68215309
Time travel to the past is impossible
>>68215325
time travel is impossible
>>68214849
you're;;;retarded
>>68215350
you're literally travelling through time right now, there's no reason you wouldn't be able to speed up the process, the speed at which you do it is completely arbitrary. "time travel" to the future is completely sound.
>>68215350
>>68215325
>>68215309
>All my words are 100% truth and I am never ever wrong.
You guys should start a cult or something. Only gods deal in absolutes.
>>68214673
can confirm, watched terminator 2 recently, got almost triggered by the contradictions.
>>68210182
sleeping beauty
>>68208926
>itt post unrealistic things in movies that annoy you
When the guy going down the street gets given another dozen anvils and proclaims loudly to the sky "WHY CAN'T I RID MYSELF OF ALL THESE ANVILS?"
>>68215477
Yeah, Interstellar does it pretty good if you don't think about the part with love travelling inside time and space
>>68208926
It would be too inconvenient to shoot several takes with blood running down a face during a fight scene.
Gun fire gets me. I know they can't be realistically loud, but shotguns hardly make a thud, the racking sound is louder. People fire guns inside, in small spaces with no reaction to the sound
>I don't kill people, Frank. Killing is morally wrong, EVERYONE deserves a second chance no matter what they've done.
>Then how do you stop them when they're attacking you?
>I just beat them viciously in the head with a metal pipe until they stop moving, and leave their bodies lying in the street. No harm done
>...uh...
>>68215245
>>68215282
>>68215403
you guys are very naive, if you think that pew sound is even remotely realistic
>>68211854
What about your wife's son?
>>68214673
every time travel creates a new time line
at least thats what I tell myself to contain my autism
>>68209120
fucking THIS
>knocked out in the background while the scene continues for another 10 minutes
you're brain will be fucked and you would have serious issues being knocked out cold for more than a minute
>>68209120
>hero is going to do something dangerous
>hero's friend: I can't let you go alone!
>hero: I can't let you risk your life
>hero knocks his friend unconscious and leaves him laying in the grass, y'know, for his own protection
>>68210182
The Room. There's three of them desu
>>68215350
just not true
>>68208926
Biker leather instead of historical arms and armour.
Also archery in moves
>HOLD HOLD HOLD FIRE
ITT: People who have never been in a real fight
>>68208926
Generally how fake violence looks in supposedly grounded movies.
People punch each other like they're wearing boxing gloves and don't hurt themselves, guns aren't deafeningly loud in-doors, gunshot wounds and stab wounds work on video game logic (protagonist can take 10 and keep going fine but bad guys instantly fall over dead), ect.
>>68210182
Literally Deadpool, shows how the characters are perfect for each other because they share the same sense of humor and adventure.
>>68217681
don't forget the guy he put in a fucking coma by throwing him off a roof after torturing him
*gets stabbed in stomach
>Its OK, it didn't hit anything important
>>68210182
cumfart cocktails vol. VII
>>68217957
>HOLD HOLD HOLD FIRE
but sometimes they kind of did it that way
>>68217761
Oh we let him watch. Gotta teach him to eventually replace me.
>>68217964
Depends on what kind of fight.
Did you get physical with a friend? You guys are going to subconsciously pull your blows to some degree which turns out to be kinda movieish
Did you get in a drunken fight? You're just trying to make a point and not trying to actually send the guy to the hospital
Did you get into a fight with some faggot gangbanger downtown? You're probably going to actually run or try to kill the guy.
>>68217815
it's not even that
take something like back to the future
>YOU'RE NOT THINKING 4TH DIMENSIONALLY MARTY!
so let's think 4th dimensionally. they go back to the future on the train tracks that arent complete in the past but complete in the future but their position in space hasnt changed so their still on the tracks. but the tracks would have changed position
>>68217964
tough guy over here
>>68209002
My nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B66feInucFY
>>68218066
Never.
Also there is no historcal evidence of English Longbowmen Arching their shots in a volly. If you look at the Bayeux Tapestry or the Morgan Bible they are shooting in a strait line twords their targets.
They were most likely less than a 100-50 feet from the "front" line pick off thier targets.
I hate it, when dialogue is too "clever". People dont always have the right thing to say, they ask stupid questions, they "er" and "uhm" a lot and they definitly dont have a neat little anecdote or story for every advice they want to give.
>>68218109
isn't he suppose to be blind or something?
>>68218109
that was shit
Hlaf way thru the bad guys just start standing around and then take turns attacking one at a time
>break vase over henchman's head
>instantly knocked out
>vase DOESN'T break when it hits henchman's head
>only a mildly painful annoyance
THIS IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT IT SHOULD BE
>>68218066
It takes a lot of strength to hold bow drawn, you don't do this, it's too exhausting.
>>68218202
yes. but effectively this is completely pointless, because he has super vision
>>68218229
this.
I hate how in movies they treat fully drawn bows like guns to artifically create suspense.
>w-why did you sleep with my sister
>tell me or i'll shoot!
>>68218229
not with every bow, tho. with some it is completely effortless to hold them, once they are drawn
>>68208926
>Entire group of goons with automatic weapon go full auto on the protag running in the open
>Not a single shot connect
>>68217655
There is a movie where someone fires a gun for the first time in the film and it's the loudest thing in the whole fucking movie. It's like a jumpscare.
Maybe Drive? Or Killing Them Softly.
>>68218295
Not a longbow, though. Which is commonly seen in a lot of movies for its aesthetic appeal.
>>68218311
How about this one?
>Entire group of goons with automatic weapon
>good guy with no guns enters room
>goons lower guns and run at him for a fist fight
>>68218295
Right. I guess hawkeye uses compound bow in Avengers.
>>68218109
someone post the fight scene from gotham when gordon fights all those guys from black masks fight club
>>68218295
Have you ever drawn a warbow? We're not talking about your 30/40 pound victorian target archery sport bow.
>>68209256
he takes his mask off
>>68218229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtoBFXSvD6Y
>>68218428
>lindy beige
my nigga
>>68208926
most annoying thing is when they throw in a scene where someone gets shot and the blood splatters out from behind them and that if there's a character behind him/her they do not get hit by an exiting projectile
and if the projectile does exit and hit the person behind it's usually overexagerated
only piece i've seen that doesn't do this is Fargo
>>68214673
Timeline is a pretty bad movie (but hilarious if you read the book first). Its the only "realistic" version of time travel I've seen in a movie, because it doesn't involve time travel at all.
Instead, they are warping to an alternate reality which is identical to ours except that it's still in the 1400s instead of the 2000s.
>>68212153
name one film that does that
>>68218295
True, a compound bow is nearly effortless to hold.
>The compound bow was first developed in 1966 by Holless Wilbur Allen in Billings, Missouri, and a US patent was granted in 1969.
>>68218458
that sounds neat
>>68210182
Irréversible
>>68212091
Military does not even respect flag code. Don't trust them.
>>68218344
well, yeah, thats kind of stupid
>>68218368
but he doesnt hold it. he goes the other extreme and barely draws and doesnt aim at all. but it makes kind of sense, since this is his "superpower" I guess
>>68212055
whats wrong with that? they can be called that way
>character gets a piping-hot cup of coffee
>spoons in some sugar, does a tiny little half-stir AS IF THAT DISSOLVES THE SUGAR
>immediately takes a big gulp
>>68212091
>>68210182
War Dog
>>68218555
that stevia stuff does dissolve really fast
>>68218555
warm liquids dissolve stuff better and faster than cold liquids
![Magazine-vs-Clip-Firewoodhoardersclub[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HuBgjYQ.jpg "Magazine-vs-Clip-Firewoodhoardersclub[1].jpg")
>>68218542
There is an actual difference between a clip and a magazine.
Unlike the whole film/movie/flick/kino/cinématographe thing.
GUN RANDOMLY GOES *CLICK*
this is almost everywhere. even in almost realistic movies. somebody points a gun at somebody and it makes that metallic click sound.
>>68218148
fucking this
can completely ruin a movie
>>68218148
>they "er" and "uhm"
This is where Jeff Goldblum's style comes from. He wants his dialogue to sound like a real conversation, not rehearsed lines, so he injects pauses, gives his lines strange inflections and cadences and all the ums, ahs and ers to make it sound like real dialogue.
5/5 breddy gud
>>68218542
A magazine is a holder for bullets, a clip is an aid used to put bullets in an internal attached magazine.
Small difference but it triggers autistic gun owners.
>smash through window
no cuts
>punch brick wall
hand not broken
>hit with a fucking vase
knocked out cold
>10vs1
knocked down once, never gets back up
>shoots 25 rounds
no need to reload
>woman shooting high caliber or 12gauge
zero recoil
>>68218637
That is really funny to me, I also like the random metallic sounds.
Also, the sound of money when being handled in movies sounds delicious.
>>68211075
I was thinking this while watching V for Vendetta last night. In the final fight scene he slashes this guys chest with his knives. I'm sure it would hurt a lot but it wouldn't kill him.
>>68218596
I drink coffee, I know it dissolves faster than a cold liquid but you still have to give it at least 5-10 seconds of stirring or else there's just a pile of sugar at the bottom of the cup
Any overuse of sound effects can really kill a movie
>knife pulled from sheath
*loud metal scrapping metal sound
>keyboard sound like a rock tumbler
>every door squeaks like an old cemetery gate
>>68218148
Ben Affleck is guilty of this in The Town, when talking about his past to his girlfriend it almost sounds like a professional voice over.
>>68209002
One of the reasons I love the daredevil hallway fight
http://youtu.be/B66feInucFY
Characters are stumbling around out of breath as the fight progresses
>>68218632
ah, ok. makes sense
>>68218148
>every Aaron Sorkin movie/show
It's fine when it's like 1 or 2 characters, but when EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS A SMUG SMARTASS it just gets exhausting and obnoxious
>>68211156
I was thinking about Daredevil when I read that post. I liked how in the fights the guys Matt fought would keep on writhing on the ground, sometimes getting back up and attacking him again
>>68209821
>I have never seen a street fight ever.
Bareknuckle boxers go for the body because an entire career of punching jaws with bareknuckles will fuck up your joints and give arthritis. If you could reliably break your hand on people's faces, punching would never have been invented.
>>68218637
my gf has worked in editing and she says they do that because audiences are simply so used to that meme in media that when guns DONT do that they presume they are not as dangerous and not loaded or something and dont feel as much tension in the scene
same reason a metal blade being unsheathed from a leather scabbard makes a SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGgggg sound, audiences are so used to it they presume it's blunt if it doesnt make that sound
>>68210182
Batman vs Superman, Superman descending into the bathtub as Lois held a rose was pure kino
>>68209002
Bad guys in kungfu movies get tired and give up all the time the hero always has unlimited endurance tho
>>68218490
Check it out. DEFINITELY read the book first, because the book explains what is happening (in terms of sci-fi) historically in great depth, but from the perspective of. 20th century historian.
It was written by Michael Crichton after he went hiking through France visiting mediaeval ruins and he wanted to write a story, but a story that he could examine through a modern lense, so the observations and thoughts of the historians who go back is important.
Movie is just a fun period action epic with minor time travel concerns, but it doesn't fall prey to the pitfalls of the time travel genre.
It got pretty bad reviews though because it doesn't really explain how/why they are time travelling in the first place. Hence book first, then movie.
>>68208926
>Hong Kong kung fu movie
Most hits are blocked.
>Hollywood action movie
Protagonist gets kicked 25 times in the face and doesn't have brain damage.
>>68208926
People being instantly kill by a gun shot
>>68218417
And does he die?
>punch guy
>he's knocked out for several hours
>wakes up and is totally okay
when finn was defeated by traitor. his recovery time from being thrown out should be longer and he shouldve not raisen his back like that in the movie, his head should the only one moves.
>>68218787
Blocking in a real fight is pretty unrealistic, the only way that kung fu movies are arguably more realistic than Hollywood films that skilled fighters dodge strikes, while Hollywood fighters almost never do, unless it's a weapon.
>villain is evil just because
>character doesn't ever change outfits
>>68218798
>Throat slit
>Instantly die
>Shot in the stomach
>Instantly die
>>68208926
After watching the Skallagrim channel on youtube I cringed really hard at the saber fight in TFA.
>>68218787
>Hong Kong kung fu movie
If you don't block you'd still be fine because nobody does a real punch anyway.
Martial arts movies look terrible 90% of the time because of this.
>>68218733
I've had someone try to punch me in the face and I just sort of ducked down trying to turn away and they hit my forehead and their hand got so fucked up it went completely limp kek
that's why palm strikes are a thing in martial arts
>>68210182
Don't Look Now
Blue is the Warmest Colour
Flesh and Blood
>gets stabbed
>knife is still in the wound
>immediately pulls it out with zero repercussion
alternatively
>gets shot in the arm
>puts a bandaid on it and continues fighting like nothing happened
>>68211854
KEK. Keep some kleenex by the bed so there isn't a trail of breadcums all the way to the toilet
>>68218907
>colour
>lour
>our
>ur
>u
>protagonist kills a hundred minions with no issue
>gets to final boss who is super dangerous and will break out of prison and come after him
>"I cant kill him... I'm done with this life!"
fucking Spectre
>>68218889
>tfw no movies with a clean fighting style with neither chink dancing nor hollywood spastic cuts
>>68211847
>blood/water/dirt on the camera
>lens flares
I hate this too. What are they thinking? In the reality of the movie, there is no fucking camera. Might as well show the camera man and the set, if you want to break the immersion so badly
>expert martial artists gets taken down by some guy that only knows street brawling
>>68218954
What the story here?
>>68210182
Shame. The final sequence was really powerful.
>>68219015
monkeys mess with guy
guy tells them to fuck off
monkeys decide to have some fun
monkeys bite off more than they can chew
>>68219015
I don't know, but that girl trying to push the guys around and getting ignored is pretty funny
>>68208926
Characters turning their backs in during a sword fight.
Very stupid thing to do in a battle.
>>68219050
nah, she's just standing up to her man making sure he don't get swamped
>visibly angry character gets in car and immediately speeds off without setting it to drive or releasing the handbrake
>>68218954
>>68219015
>>68219045
its fake
>>68212000
Shut the heck up about Dredd.
>>68219070
sure
>>68219015
Nothing. It's clearly fake.
>>68218900
That person had a hand made of glass, but either way there's a reason why facial punches are aimed at the jaw, nose and eyes, not the hardest part of your head.
Palm strikes are gimmicky shit that virtually no martial arts use due to their lack of versitility and reach. Meanwhile we have murals and paintings of Greeks, romans and Egyptians punching each other in the face.
>>68214849
Pissed me off in Hannibal season 3 when it's meant to be this horrible scene of the Red Dragon killing an entire family and he drags a kid out from under the bed, points his gun at him and then the PEW stock sound effect plays.
Took me out of it.
>>68215629
And sith.
as a person who works as a support worker for the severely autistic/learning disabled with associated challenging behaviours
movies where people don't know how to fight and they don't end up out of breath, complaining about aching and just generally being fatigued from it, it's kinda annoying
>>68218844
I'm not saying Hong Kong kung fu movies are more realistic, especially when they use wires. But it pisses me off how in Hollywood movies people don't block or dodge hits. They just fucking take it all.
>>68208926
Characters having perfect teeth regardless of what setting it is.
>>68219194
as a fellow tard wrangler I completely agree
>>68219089
fucking hell
>>68219203
It's a cultural thing. Asians like seeing fighting skill and Americans like seeing guys get punched in the face.
>>68219095
face punches are literally retarded if you don't have something to protect your hands
the face isn't as mushy as you'd expect and the knuckles are literally skin and bones with no padding whatsoever to mitigate the force of a punch
>>68219237
it's good fun tho innit? we have this little ginger cunt who won't let me keep one shirt in tact
>>68214849
>>68217758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1D-5FDZXVE
>>68218386
I gotchu familygettogether
>>68218940
Yes, colour.
>>68209002
Rob Roy final fight.
Posting from an
>image.jpg
Device so it'll fuck up the link but it's easy to find.
>>68218954
Looks fake a fuck.
>>68214673
Primer
Haven't found any plotholes
>>68210182
Mulholland drive.
>movie about person with autistic/asberger tendencies
>the character is always some kind of genius
>>68214673
Timecrimes.
>>68218555
I don't know why but I'm laughing really hard at this. Maybe it's the wording. Cheers for the giggle.
>>68219299
>good fun
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to go all out on your aggressive patients.
>>68219356
this is more of a trope than an unrealistic thing, dude. there are autistic people like that, the story is written about a person like that.
>>68218697
>It's always the same stock sound effect
>It reminds you of a scene from another movie with the polar opposite mood
>Ruins the rest of the scene because you're thinking of something completely different
>>68214673
timecrimes is the go to movie about time travel that is easy to follow and shows it in the philosophical kind instead of the confusing kind
>you traveling back in time was something that is meant to happen
>>68219299
yes. some of them are very nice people in their own way. I really like this one boy who casualy calls everybody a cunt. good times
Also: chicks seem to think that job makes me a really kind person. good bonus
>>68219385
we're not and i don't
i just never had any real conflict in my life and i enjoy it in a weird way
>>68213096
>halfway through the story the writer decides a character needs to die
>changes beginning to have him cough
>IT WAS PLANNED ALL ALONG
>>68219412
>Also: chicks seem to think that job makes me a really kind person. good bonus
lmao yeah
my key resident is a nigger who's vocabularly could be far better, but since he's lazy he tends to only say "hot dog, nigger, burger, chocolate biscuit"
>>68218838
You wanna give that another shot?
>>68219300
thanks fo proving my point. no "pew"
>>68210182
Amelie, Eyes Wide Shut, Good Will Hunting, City of God. And this is just on my netlfix's recently watched queue...
>>68209002
This is true even beyond fights. Characters will be active for way longer than they could reasonably be without a rest even if they were in excellent shape.
One thing I like about Cloverfield is that the characters, even in a tough situation, occasionally have to stop and rest, which lends the story believability and gives time for good character interaction.
>>68219095
>Palm strikes are gimmicky shit that virtually no martial arts use due to their lack of versitility and reach.
Look, I've got limited martial arts and fight experience personally, but a palm strike definitely hurts like shit, and punches thrown at the head are fine, but the head's also way easier to move around than the torso, which is why even a well aimed punch may not connect and break a hand. This doesn't usually happen with body blows, which can also knock someone out. The skull is a bone cage with a few weak points, but is otherwise designed to both deflect and absorb impacts, because it's carrying something that's incredibly easy to damage otherwise. The same isn't true of livers, kidneys, guts, etc.
This is one of the reasons fighters wear gloves, so they don't break their hands every fight. Gloves actually allow them to punch much harder than they normally would or should. It's actually one of the complaints that have been said about the "savagery" of boxing, specifically in heavy gloves.
Most mixed martial arts don't use them because you fight with gloves and that reduces the effectiveness of palms over fists. Saying they're "limited range gimmicks" is sort of ridiculous considering how extremely close range most fights get. It'd be like saying elbows or grappling are gimmicks in a fight. Grappling in particular is important.
Referring to the murals of the Greeks and Romans is a little silly as a referendum on the whole of martial arts.
>>68219389
the problem is that hollywood thinks everyone with some kind of autism/asbergers is a rainman
and the person almost always have the extreme symptoms of it instead of the mild ones that are a lot more common, and in most cases they display the wrong symptoms
>>68211075
Gunshot inflicted damage varies depending on the bullet/caliber and type of gun. Not to mention with a shot to the chest, a couple of inches to the left or right could be the difference between life and death.
>>68219287
Again, reality begs to differ. Case in point, virtually all street fights end up as two dudes headhunting until one gets his jaw ripped.
Punching someone in the jaw bareknuckled will definitely bruise your knuckles, but the chances of breaking anything are low unless you're a pussy and again, if breaking your fingers or wrist was a common problem then punching would never have been invented.
I mean seriously, this shit is so fucking stupid and ignorant I'm having trouble believing that you believe it. Even if you've never seen someone get knocked out in real life, you have to have seen street fights on youtube.
>>68212153
>strangle someone for 10 seconds
>they fall down dead
>no one bothers to check if the person is still alive or not
>>68219304
>Trained police officers
>Rest of the show shows that they are the top of their field
>Flinch like bitches when shooting despite having done yearly qualifications on their duty weapon
>If not more since Gotham is such a shit hole that GCPD probably has them biannually or more often than that
>>68219501
true, but due to laws of fiction this still isn't far fetched enough to actually belong in this thread, i mean we're talking about shit like a henchmen taking one shot to the shoulder and dying but the protagonist taking 5 shots to each body part and still moving
>>68219506
that's because street fighters go out expecting to get injured, they don't care if they injure their fists in the process
you really shouldn't use street fighters as a case in point
>>68208926
why does this image trigger my autism?
>>68209002
I've always liked it when I see characters in fights, usually in martial arts movies, getting into a "tired" stance that's actually part of their fighting style. Sammo Hung and Jackie Chan can pull it off pretty easy, but I've seen people do it in real life sparring as well. It's sort of hunched over, hands on knees. People get suckered in to make a move and get blocked/hit low.
I also liked the fight from They Live for this reason. The guys get tired as fuck.
>>68219563
You've never punched someone in the face?
>>68212461
I can just see your sausage fingers typing this out.
Your katana collection on the wall behind you.
Deriving some kind of satisfaction from pretending you've been in a fight.
>masked killer gets knocked out
>victim runs away instead of unmasking or killing him
>>68219506
>streets fights involving women end up as two sheboons pulling out each others hair weaves
>this means the best way to fight is to fight like a sheboon
>misconceptions never happen
>>68219493
Rewatched Cloverfield recently and it was WAY better than I remember.
>>68219610
yes, you clearly haven't
>>68219660
i myself would like to think i would unmask them but i doubt everyone would
>>68219543
That's a good one for the thread actually. People around guns day in day out and trained to use them flinching when they fire a shot. Some bullshit.
>>68218079
You're wrong, they ended up on the bridge, then rolled to a stop in Hill Valley. Works fine, go take a look again
>>68219506
>Virtually all street fights
I've seen plenty that aren't swingfests, or they start out that way and get to grappling/throwing pretty quickly. In fact I've seen more that end with grappling in some way than end with a TKO punch.
A punch to the head is just one of the most risky things you can do in a fight. Even a well formed fist landing a perfect blow can lead to damage to the hand. It's not about being a pussy, it's basic biology and physics shit.
>>68219321
That's a good fight. Watched that movie recently on /tv/'s recommendation. I thought it was a bit boring and that I didn't ask for that rape scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVaslN1NiT0
>>68219088
They're coming at him one at a time, waiting for their turn like a kung fu movie. And go over to pol if you want to see how real nigs fight. They rush your ass four at a time.
>Knife fight between two characters
>Not being extremely horrifying and bloody
>Character jumping through window
>Never gets cut to shreds by glass
>Character lands from a 10ft+ fall
>Always okay, even though a fall from that height can potentially kill you.
>>68219498
>>68219095
american military did tests with the palm strike meme
the verdict is it's just as easy to hurt your wrist with it as it is to hurt your fingers with a punch, and more importantly wrist injuries heal like shit because of the mess of little bones in there, unlike a broken finger
>>68212461
>a punch to the jaw will knock someone out easily
not really, it takes quite a lot to knock someone out
only people capable of knocking someone out in one punch are heavy weight boxers whose punches are like being hit by a train
people who gets hit by those kinds of punches usually suffer from severe trauma or concussion
a knocked out person will only stay unconscious for a couple of seconds before waking up again, given of course that he didn't suffer get some kind of trauma
and we can't be trained into faking staying down because of our survival instincts forcing us get up again after getting knocked down
>>68219844
it's literally one guy against a gang of 3' tall africans
also the gf made sure that they didn't attack him all at once by pulling at them you can clearly tell that if she hadn't been there they wouldn't have come one at a time
>>68219741
I heard a titbit somewhere that John Wayne blinked when he fired a gun but Clint Eastwood didn't. Not sure it's a fact.
>>68218702
>1:50 screen far left
What is that?
>>68208926
Shit like this.
>>68219902
>Meme
>Just as easy to injure
You can literally palm strike a brick wall all day. You absolutely cannot do that with your fists, but I'll invite you to try it.
Nice sources tho.
>>68219965
probably just some internt who accidentally walked on stage and didn't know what to do
>>68218787
Hong Kong kung fu movies are not realistic in the slightest, come on.
>>68219965
Looks like a swinging cloth? Good eye.
>>68218702
I get /tv/ hates this, but goddamn this shot has so much going for it.
>Blocking makes violence look more visceral
>It's a (fake) oner
>Visible exhaustion
>No shaky cam bullshit/cutting away from hits
>Humour (microwave comes in from out of shot and twats guy)
>Plays off the "bad guys take one hit and die" thing, fight starts over a minute in
>Zero quips/trash talk
>Legit threat
>funny end
Shame about the shitty foley
>>68219966
You mean ugly fucking kikebastard with hot as fuck aryan goddess?
Yea that annoys me too.
