>That movie idea that lasted a few seconds in your head? Yeah, I already shot all my scenes.
>>68208857
>he has 3 movies scheduled for next week
>>68209116
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
IME THE ACTOR GIVE ME FOOD
>I just need a warm meal director kun
>>68208857
I once met Eric Roberts in a shopping mall in Brentwood. I asked him what he was doing in there.
He said that he was filming his new movie there. I asked him where are the cameras and the crew.
He said "oh they are around". I turned and tried to look for the cameras, but when i turned back Eric had completely vanished.
WTF?
I think he did it so that he could become a 4chan meme like all the popular actors.
>>68209209
THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSP1EPfXxsQ
>>68208857
i just checked him on imdb what the actual fuck? how is this even possible? does he owe somebody money?
>>68212831
His weed dealer. Even though he's known for playing psychos, Eric is actually one of the chillest celebrities I've met. His daughter scares the shit out of me though.
Best Eric Roberts jokes
GO
>>68212891
why did eric roberts cross the road
I thought all of this was a kind of a joke but...
Three weeks ago I was the camera operator of a shitty amateur short film and the boom operator girl told us about a really cheesy bad feature film they did at class in Spain. She was the runner-producer so had to pick the actors whenever necessary and she told me Eric Roberts was in the film. Fucking Eric Roberts. I started to chuckled, so she told us he asked the producers for weed and he seem like a cool guy anyway.
But yeah...Roberts is everywhere
>>68212884
Oh yeah, he said he got addicted to weed on Celebrity Rehab.
>>68212929
to play in another movie!
>>68208857
>Eric Roberts is calling and said he hasn't received his 100 dollar paycheck.
Eric Roberts is fucking great. Best of the Best 1 & 2 are some of my favorite movies ever - when we were kids, my brother and I would rent those movies from Blockbuster and eat pizza on Friday nights. Best of the Best 2 in particular is amazing in a "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FUCKING EXISTS" kind of way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-e-yqaeYcY
>>68208857
Did you know that Eric played in RLM film Space Cop?
How much do you think he got paid for the Dark Knight?
>>68213375
some saltine crackers and a rubber band
>>68212986
>Eric Roberts is calling and said he hasn't received his banana and $10 gas coupon
>>68213480
i dont know if his work means he has a good agent or a bad one
>>68212986
>>68213554
"where is he calling from?" "from the office lobby sir"
>>68213375
the suit he was wearing
he also stole couple packs of napkins from the buffet table
>checking eric robert's imdb page
<look at filmography
>420 acting credits
>look at clock
>420 am
>lulz blaze it 420 sublime
>>68213561
>implying he's not a freelance actor going where he pleases
>>68208857
So, what's his net worth?
>>68213751
bout tree fiddy and some peppermints
>>68213751
8 million
>>68213751
A Blockbuster Total Access membership and $45 in unscratched lotto cards.
>>68208857
We should crowdfund an indie film and get him to be in it
>>68213799
we'd have no choice senpai
>>68213751
>>68213867
>Eric cocaine Roberts
>>68212929
Half a box of tictacs and a car wash coupon.
>>68213799
what about brendan fraiser
>>68208857
>addicted to weed
>has 420 credits on IMDB
i guarantee he will never play another role
![promoguy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bssFrUS.jpg "promoguy[1].jpg")
>Julia Roberts is Eric Robert's sister
>>68213923
Eric is the better looking one
Just like Jake and Maggie
>>68213867
I wish I could make dozens of cameos in ever month and gross over 8 million by the time i'm 59.
some people just get really lucky with their jobs
>>68213375
A doff of the cap and a jaunty tune.
>>68208857
>4016 AD
>archaeologists uncover a giant archive in the ruins of Old Hollywood
>...of final cuts of scenes for movies that have only been announced
We should make up the most retarded movie idea ever and call him to see what would he say.
>>68208857
All it does is prove roles are out there if an actor wants them. They might not be great leading shit, but a dollar is a dollar.
That's why I roll my eyes at these cunts and assholes who claim they can't find work 'cause of age/looks/race.
>stars in a Subway commercial
>payment is all he can stuff in his pockets
>shoot is over
>changes into his regular clothes before receiving payment
>regular clothes include a trenchcoat with extra pockets sewn in, cargo pants, and a fishing vest
>aw yeah it's a good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Ad3gcDwTM
Somebody stop him, please
>>68216944
>School's Out
>plays himself
>>68213867
>>Eric cocaine Roberts
>>68217152
They are shooting a movie in it and he's the star.
>"We"
>"but Eric Roberts already shot his scenes and is working on the sequel already, Sir"
is this a new meme?
I can't keep up with all these new memes anymore.
I don't visit /tv for a few days and come back with all these new forced memes.
What's the context behind this?
>>68216944
So he wakes up in the morning, drives to Hollywood, and enters some random plot or studio, asks to play "some guy", films, has a laugh, goes to lunch with the director, fucks the upcoming starlet, and goes back home.
>>68218155
Is will use this as a new pasta.
Is that ok with you anon?
>>68216944
Is this fucking real?
>-
>I already did my scenes, I took a spare tire as payment BYE
>>68209116
>>68208857
>>68209498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD6tVRwxCY0
>>68218210
Yes
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000616/
This guy has been in over 400 movies
but I only remember him from Batman.
WTF?
Also WTF
>>68213799
He filmed his scenes months ago
>>68218155
>What's the context behind this?
Po's ADHD syndrom.
>check his imdb page
>last time I checked was last week, 417 roles
>its up to 420 now
>>68213923
>Emma Roberts is his daughter
>>68216944
>Leon "The Neon" Harris
>Uncle Nicky in "EuroClub"
>Uncle Nicky in "Euro Kings"
>Jack #2
Oscars here he comes!
>>68213375
a selfie (which were still called "selfshots" back then) with Christian Bale and some napkins
My mom in an agent.
She said this guy spends his entire life filming a scene.
He makes sire that whatever activity he is doing, it is bei g filmed for a movie so he gets payed for all the moments of his life.
His agent has already secured 500 scenes of him in a restaurant.
He always starts filming those when he is hungry.
I know nobody believes me but it's the truth.
>>68218333
>Uncle Nicky in "EuroClub"
>Uncle Nicky in "Euro Kings"
>yfw they aren't the same character
He does so many roles they're running out of names already
>>68218155
This actor has ~50 movies in production right now. He literally films more than one movie per week.
>>68216786
He wouldn't do that, he's modest not greedy. He wore jeans and a t-shirt
>>68218333
They should give him an oscar for how much he loves acting.
>mfw he's in a music videoclip as well
https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE
Nic Cage has only been in 83 movies.
This guy has been in 400.
And Daniel Day Lewis has only been in 5 movies.
Guess who makes more money.
he's basically an A lister extra
>>68211413
No you didn't see me okay.
He was nominated for an Oscar.
He is S-Tier guys.
>I guess when you have been in so many movies, you also end up getting an Oscar like Leo.
>>68218307
Nah...
even South Park does't give shit about Eric Roberts, he got eaten http://southpark.cc.com/clips/150321/eat-eric-roberts
>>68218245
Huns pls go
>>68218656
no
>>68211413
Wtf is under his right eye?!
pic related: the warehouse where Roberts stores all of the scenes he's already filmed based on billions of hypothetical film scenarios that he could act as part of, spanning from his childhood in the 1950s to the present day. The number of VHS tapes held in storage is rumored to be in the hundreds of millions.
>>68213867
>Eric cocaine Roberts
You can't make this up
>>68218433
That's not the only one
He's in the Bitch Better Have My Money video
>>68218626
>South Park
People still watch that?
I want to see a Birdman type movie about Eric Roberts starring Eric Roberts as Eric Roberts. He's having a hard time scheduling all his movies and he has to travel all over the US.
