>dude stand up comedy is an artform and stand up comedians are modern philosophers lmao
Stand up comedy is one of the lowest artforms, requiring very little expertise or vision.
How can he say that when louis ck exists
>>68206030
I'd love to see you perform a full set and get a single laugh.
>>68206030
I dabble in it, and you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
You go bomb in front of 100 people for 10 minutes, and then we'll talk. It's like having to live that dream where you're at school wearing no pants, for every agonizing second, and you still have to keep a brave face and keep telling jokes that nobody is laughing at.
I can't believe people can actually do it for a living.
What did he mean by this?
>>68207399
>"Just fuck my wrists up"
>>68207299
>>68207369
I didn't say it wasn't hard, just that all you have to really do is adhere to format, bait-and-switch, and be willing to settle for mediocrity and boom, you're a stand-up comedian
>it's a joe interrupts an intelligent and interesting guest every five minutes so he can laugh at his own jokes episode
Joe Rogan's comedy is fucking awful honestly
>>68207673
I find him to be a shit comedian, his podcast is comfy though
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>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A “WRECKING BALL” STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>”BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS”
>”BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT’S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN”
– Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
>>68207619
huge JRE fan
FUCKING RICK DOBLIN EPISODE
Rick is not allowed to laugh about drugs, it could literally jeopardize decades of research and hundreds of careers and literal hundreds of millions of dollars of research and effort twoards the legitimization of drugs that could help millions of people
stop making chintsy ecstasy jokes dude please for the love of god i want prescribed MDMA therapy
>>68207861
>>68207861
YES
OMG
SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN THAT SHIT
>>68207619
>when nobody laughs at his joke so he looks over at jamie for dat sweet sympathy chuckle.
feel bad for jamie that part of his job is force-laughing at joe's jokes.
All that means is the guy doesn't know what philosophy is.
>>68208177
He identifies as a libertarian so that much was already obvious.
>>68207488
>Building rockets aint hard.
>just adhere to a format
>light fuel on fire and direct it and boom you're a rocket scientist.
>A man on stage points out the stupidity of the world and we all applaud in laughter and amusement and go back to living in that shitty world
Aren't we all just living the punchline?
>>68207369
>>68207299
>these fucking aspies genuinely think everyone is an insecure beta that can't talk to a crowd of people without dropping their spaghetti
>>68208204
what's wrong with being a libertarian. all that really means is being fiscally conservative and socially liberal, that's pretty reasonable mang.
almost all libertarians aren't like the hardcore ones that want to completely abolish the government in every way.
>>68208400
>what's wrong with being a libertarian.muh roads
>>68208441
yea could you go ahead and read that last sentence I posted
>>68208400
American libertarians are retards who don't even know the history/origin let alone the actual meaning of libertarianism. They're essentially closeted randroids.
>>68207619
>it's a Joe derails the conversation to talk about an animal that scares him episode
>>68208489
A libertarian cannot abide by such an expensive institution as a public road system, such things should be privately owned by corporations to ensure maximum competitiveness.
>>68208588
>if you're a democrat you must agree with all democratic policies
>if you're a republican you must agree with all republican policies
>if you're a libertarian you must agree with all libertarian policies
get outta here nerd. beat it!
iam howling
>>68208588
You're describing right libertarianism which is an American invention and is to that school of thought what Mormonism is to Christianity.
>>68205939
Why do you fucking retards watch this faggot if all you ever do is complain about him on /tv/?
>>68208710
because we aren't faggots that suck cock for people we are fans of, we criticize the things we love the most :^)
>>68207399
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
>>68207399
why does he think hes a tough badass
>>68207299
>So how about that Cee lo Green? I don't know what he's saying, does anyone?
>How about those airline bathrooms, why do they have razor trays, are people actually shaving in there?
The place would be in tears with laughter bucko
>>68207399
Using momentum to lift more weights than you can handle is a fast trip to snap city. You're not impressing anyone Rogan.
>All these heem crossposters
Daily reminder that you wouldn't last a second in my guard you fuckin goofs
I unironically love jre podcasts. So comfy when joey diaz is there or a fight companion with big brown and the kid and edgy brah.
>>68210154
Probably true. Starting bjj end of this year. Im the triceratops poster if it rings a bell.
>>68210270
I recognize you big guy, remember to train with gi three time a week minimum. pop about 12 alphabrains a session to view yourself rolling in the third person.
>>68207488
Christ, you sound like an insufferably smug prick
>>68210433
If your life was a movie, and it started now, what would the hero of your movie do? Do that!
>>68207369
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
comedy writing is cooler
eh, people were saying the same thing about Louis CK, George Carlin before him, Richard Pryor before even that. People are idiots
I don't know about modern philosophers, but they're typically the best social commentators. Even back in Shakespeare's time, the court jester was usually described as the smartest one in the room.
If I ever did a stand up set, I'd just speak in tongues and act autistic. How would this go over? I'm thinking a retarded Dice.
>>68210154
>it's an edgy brah talks conspiracy theories episode
COMFY BRAH.
>>68206030
I can't think of a more stressful or anxiety inducing profession outside of high risk life threatening jobs.
Then again I have social anxiety.
>>68207399
This video is way funnier with Aubrey just standing next to him staring at him, don't know why whoever made the webm cut him out.
>>68210945
>edgy confirmed goat fight companion guest
DUDE DUDE DUDE IM TELLING YOU DUDE DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN HOW BIG OIL CONQUERED THE WORLD DUDE ITS CRAZY DUDE
DUDE IM TELLING YOU DUDE COURTNEY LOVE KILLED CURT DUDE YOU GOTTA SEE SOAKED IN BLEACH DUDE
DUDE I WOULD SUCK ALAN JOUBANS DICK DUDE NO HOME DUDE
>>68207619
These are the best though, fuck intelligent guests, best Rogan is when he's drunk and stoned and talking about random shit.
![300px-Velázquez_-_El_Bufón_Calabacillas_(Museo_del_Prado,_1636-37)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3yRZeCP.jpg "300px-Velázquez_-_El_Bufón_Calabacillas_(Museo_del_Prado,_1636-37)[1].jpg")
>>68210899
>the court jester was usually described as the smartest one in the room.
topkek
>>68211019
DUDE SERIOUSLY, C'MON DUDE. THINK ABOUT IT.
SHIT IS MIND BLOWING.
>>68207399
That doesn't look good for you. Looks like it would fuck up your shoulder, back and especially wrists. That weird jerking motion isn't right.
>>68211213
that why Joe had like 4 acl surgeries, this guy can't see the correlation between his meme exercises and the harm he is causing his body.
he has gotta make dem kettlebell shekels tho.
Truly the superhero of his own movie
>It's a "Joe talks to Louis Theroux, who makes no bones about not really knowing who Joe is but that he got a lot of feedback from social media to get on his podcast so he did because he's a wiley Jew and can't help but question some of Joe's beliefs in that trademark Louis way" episode
>>68208588
>free market
>corporations
thats not how it works
>>68211420
theroux's not jewish
>>68208211
Rockwt science is pretty easy
It used to be hard because they needed to do all those insanely complex calculations on paper, but we have computers now
>in the 90s Rogan had a T1 line installed in his house to play Quake with nice ping
pretty savage t bh
![[quiet condescension intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/82egJWa.jpg "[quiet condescension intensifies].jpg")
>>68211420
Shit, really?
>"Joe, before you mentioned that DMT 'turned your mind four-dimensional'. Would you care to explain that statement?"
I love comedy in general but I haven't laughed at standup comedy in 10+ years. Something about the setups for punchlines being so obvious. The only comedian to make me cry laughing was Chappelle
>>68205939
Nice Pride shirt tbqhwya
Remember all the time he spent crying about Ned Holness? What a fucking puss.
Rogan's a dictionary-definition douchebag, BRO.
>>68205939
>having a career in making a mockery of the world and its people
I love comedy but I am so glad I get to leave that space when the show's over. It must really wear on you to be stuck in a satirical and sarcastic space.
>>68207744
>the stand up comedian of the Internet
This guy gets it
This guy takes his shroom tech
This guy has alpha brain
Let me say this one time. Stand up comedy and acting is a dead art form because it has Ben done. You are not going to be the first comedian to do anything.
>Seinfeld did it
Think about it, it's why when you see some 3 man rock group you just think they are a green day tribute band or some shit the world has changed you guys need to go to /g/ for like ever now
I was at a restaurant with my wife a few weeks ago.
My wife went to the bathroom and told me when she got back, that when she walked in a woman was taking the loudest piss she ever heard, like someone running a bath with both taps turned on fully. My wife peed, washed her hands and was fixing her hair and lipstick when the woman finally stopped, my wife waited around to see the monster that had unleashed that torrent in the cubicle next to her (who at this point was still going), expecting some giant hamplanet, imagine my wife's surprise when the piss finally stopped and out walked Esther Povitsky.
My wife said she was already going when she walked in and went for at least a further two minutes, her flowing only slowing in the last 10 seconds or so.
>>68212508
your wife gives disturbingly detailed accounts of other people's pissing characteristics
>>68208177
Philosophy is just giving opinions on questions that have no "objective" right answer
>>68212508
>you will never fuck Little Esther
>Its a "Drugs are literally the best thing ever, lmao" epidsode
Was it a good idea to kill /r/joerogan2?
>>68205939
>dude this one fat hairy fuck screaming like a banshee was the best comedian ever
Joe is about as middle-brow as it gets. I don't know exactly how to work out what is good and what is bad about that. But that's my judgement.
Joe is a twee combination of a drug tinged hippie mentality, sometimes remedy, sometimes blinkering, and brodudisms that are sincere until they have to be a joke because we're smarter than that, right?
How bad is that really? notcertain/10
>>68205939
>it's a bill burr and joe rogan talk about the same shit again episode
>>68212585
>redban's sloppy seconds
>>68212585
I just want to watch her piss.
>>68212881
>it's a Bill Burr says some borderline Bolshevik shit like "we should kill the bankers" not acknowledging that he's a one-percenter himself episode
>it's a rich guy talks about his hobbies and gives life advice episode
>>68212920
Eh he does though
>all the dumb people should die or not be born
> I am the first person to walk into the ocean if people start to listen to me
>>68212920
>being a fan of wall street fat cats
Wtf is wrong with you?
>>68212991
this has nothing to do with my post. He's self-deprecating but he's in serious denial about how much money he has compared to the average Joe because he thinks money makes you evil
>>68213007
>successful people are bad
90% of people who say this are osers and 10% are other successful people who want to appeal to losers
>>68207369
>
You go bomb in front of 100 people for 10 minutes, and then we'll talk. It's like having to live that dream where you're at school wearing no pants, for every agonizing second, and you still have to keep a brave face and keep telling jokes that nobody is laughing at.
weren't there comedian that actually used this as a schtick?
>>68207399
this is beyond retarded, but i'm not surprised. Joe's body is falling apart
>>68206030
>I am not a funny man
>I resent those that are
>>68213031
>sociopath detected
>>68212381
>It must really wear on you to be stuck in a satirical and sarcastic space.
>>68212193
You should try louis ck. The tv hate is just a meme hes actually really funny. Even better than chapelle imo.
>>68213075
Some minds just aren't made to handle the cynicism and sacarsm.
Spoony is one of them.
>>68205939
Is it me or does joe talk about the same shit all the time? Am I going insane?
>>68213131
You heard him talk for almost 3000 hours. Of course he repeats himself, especially because he's not interested in new things.
>stand up comedians are modern philosophers
I thought modern philosophers were modern philosophers.
>>68213163
But I have nothing better to listen to while wagecucking.
>>68213188
are u dense
whoever said that meant stand up comedians are modern philosophers among modern philosophers
i however have no idea what this thread is
I saw Joe live before the UFC in Melbourne. Dude was on fire, pretty sure he was high as fuck. Non stop laughs, the comedy where you just accept low level humor.
>>68213089
CK is great at making the average man feel smart, by including them in his irreverent banter that appeals to average men. But as far as laughs go, you're going to get a lot more out of Chappelle.
>>68212193
I honestly think this place has ruined a lot of comedy for me.
A bunch of bitter sperg shut-ins on an imageboard have made me laugh more than any professional comedian.
I understand it's because it's niche humour that appeals to me personally but that doesn't change the fact that a lot of people here make big name comedians look witless in comparison.
>>68213386
maybe because they're too afraid of stepping on anybodys toes that pushing boundaries means less to the average comedian now, and their priorities are more focused on
>how many sitcoms can i get in on or SNL appearances?
Comedy's a dying artform, if it can be called one, and it's predication exists on breaking new ground and pushing buttons. Everyone's such a sensitive little shit now that you don't see many comics daring to do so on stage.
People on anonymous image boards don't give a shit.
>>68213031
Burr seems to make a separation between money earned through entertainment and money earned through white collar work.
Which I guess is just a justification for why he and his friends can be rich but still one of the "good guys", because to him they're just well paid dopes with no real power.
>>68213219
Of course you do. Every man and his dog has a podcast these days.
>>68213536
Him and Rogan are little detached from reality though. I remember some story where Rogan got mad at someone because he didn't have the newest gadget and he couldn't wrap his mind around it. Bill takes helicopter lessons for crying out loud.
>>68213638
Something I've learned from listening to podcasts is that all comedians are detached from reality. To a ridiculous degree.
Even big name actors are more down to earth than comedians. Although being actors they're probably just better at faking it.
>>68213596
I don't speak dog though.
>>68208211
>Comparing stand up to rocket science
>dude let me ramble on about a subject i read about on wikipedia 2 weeks ago and now im an expert in it
i love it the most when he invites some random retarded /fit/ chad and they talk about shit they literally have no knowledge of because they fuel eachothers retardation and you end up with the most epic bro science you can imagine
YEAH BRO YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR KETAMINE LEVELS UP, USE BARBELLS
>>68210528
In the Movie Friday the 13th, I thought Jason was the hero...
>>68213704
It reminds me of what Douge has to believe in order to do his show, assuming he does believe it. In Douge's world every movie that came out doesn't make sense and filmmakers are insane illogical people that make you scream and jokes are plotholes and the whole industry must be a madhouse. 'Bat Credit Card' surely was meant to be serious and not funny at all and it makes NO SENSE and yadda yadda.
I find that a lot of comedians and 'funny' people just cut off a train of thought at its most bizarre point and then shill that half-baked idea, as if you couldn't think about it a little more or in context and get something that's not really funny but is accurate and sensible. I think doing this repeatedly makes you into a schizophrenic misanthrope like George Carlin.
For a guy who so strongly puts on the alpha male act why is he so afraid of disagreeing with his guests? How can a guy who fought in martial arts tournaments be so afraid of confrontation?
>>68207744
>no hempforce mustard
>>68211420
>not really knowing who Joe is
But he knew who Joe was
He knew him from News Radio
>>68205939
I want to cum on his head and rub it in
>it's that guy that makes JRE threads every week episode
I don't like his stand-up but I've gone through each of his specials twice because I just like listening to him talk, he's a comfy guy
>>68214769
so the show runs smoothly as its a big source of income
some shows are discussions with friends, some are guests presenting stuff... when it comes to the latter the whole show would be thrown off if you were to tell someone "THATS WRONG"
saying that though, he's done it in the past
>>68207299
>>68207369
What exactly about bombing in front of 100 people for 10 minutes requires "expertise" or "vision"? Or getting a single laugh?
Fucking idiots. You're both probably professional comedians, I wouldn't be surprised at all considering these brain-dead responses.
>>68215405
true point, that episode when Redban disagrees with Bill Burr about ownership on the internet is a fucking shitshow, completely derailed a podcast with one of the best guests. He was almost crying with rage at the end of it pretty embarrassing t b h, happy he dropped that goof
>>68212193
>The only comedian to make me cry laughing was Chappelle
You haven't seen much stand up comedy I guess?
>>68205939
Oh fuck. He doesn't really say that, does he? I've been saying that for years, but if that fucktard thinks it it's got to be moronic.
>>68213031
>>successful people are bad
Never said this. As long as your success isn't build on bankrupting countries, I'm fine with it, you shiteating loser. You sucking up to them won't make you successful.
>>68214769
It's not a host's job to debate his guests, fairest thing to do is to give them enough rope to hang themselves.
>>68210073
>Cee lo Green
jesus, just looked it up and crazy came out 10 fucking years ago
>>68210102
He's so familiar with snap city that he has to fly to nazi germany and have stem cells injected into his joints.
Post dank schaubs
>>68217168
why did he quit MMA?
>>68217179
Joe Rogan btfo him on air, told him his career was over, comedy gold breh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4&ab_channel=ChocolateDreams
>>68217281
and he listened to him? what the fuck
>>68208204
Suck some more federal dick bitch
>>68208244
Woah.... dude....
>>68205939
>everything I do is cool and awesome
Lol what a faggot
>>68217179
They weren't paying him enough.
>dude i have a popular show where i can talk about whatever i want and invite whoever i want
LOL WHAT A LOSER
>>68211426
This so much
>>68217281
>telling him he loves him while blowing him the fuck out
that podcast was fucking hilarious
>>68213519
Umm MDE is pushing the boundaries of comedy
>it's a Joe calls Eddie bravo an idiot for researching conspiracy theories episode
You are so enlightened Joe please tell us more
Why do people like martial arts?
We have guns for fk sake.
>>68217705
post it
>>68217281
his advice was on point tho
>>68217602
Deluded opinion
>>68217179
i stopped listening to JRE, now i just listen to opie and jimmy and alex jones show. am i a regular radio format cuck?
>>68218176
kek
>>68218176
top fucking kek
>>68217865
On phone right now
>image.jpg
It's basically any recent podcast with edgy brah
>>68207488
If you're a one liner comedian, I agree, but try actually talking about real shit AND being funny.
