How does he know when to stop wiping?
he has super smell and touch
Fuck, that's an excellent question
>>68183139
How do you NOT know when to stop reposting?
Turtle_turtle
>>68183139
smells , like any sane person
>look mom, I posted it again!
Does /tv/ stand or sit to wipe?
>>68183139
he tastes the paper after wiping
great diet, all poops are no wipe poops
>>68183273
When I wipe I mount one leg onto the toilet seat to kind of stretch out my asshole area, this makes it easier to wipe and cleaner too.
>>68183273
Sit because I'm not a fatass
>>68183139
>not having your 4/10 mom grimmace as she wipes your ass and pretends not to notice you fondling your micropenis
fuck off normie
>>68183326
How fucking fat are you that you have to lift your leg up to get to your ass?
You know what I think of you Janitor?
I think you're a half-measure. I think you're a man who can't finish the job. I think that you're a coward.
Do I really have to spell it out for you Janitor? I’m disappointed. Listen carefully, ok? Are you listening? Feel it? I’m not that guy janitor. You think I’m some crazy asshole just trolling around posting whatever I want?
I think the threads I post need posting.
WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO? You act like the board is a playground, you prune threads with your privileges, delete them and the mod calls you a hero, Right? Then a month a week a day latter they’re back on the board posting the same goddamn thing!
Look around janitor. This board it stinks it’s a sewer, it stinks it smells like shit I can’t get the stink out my nose. I think this board it needs men that are willing to make the hard posts.
>>68183139
Does anybody else get the toilet paper with your left hand, pass it to your right hand (or vice versa), use the sink or shower to wet the toilet paper, then wipe with it?
I swear I've never heard of anyone else doing that. Keeps the anus squeaky clean desu
>>68183139
>he wipes
I bet you also wear a seatbelt in the back seat.
Mods can I say something?
Those um threads, those threads…the ones I baited and shitposted in, I want you to know I’d do it again. This board a circus, alright, it’s a charade, it’s an act, its bullshit how many of my threads get deleted. I’m not trolling, I’m not trolling, ok? I know what I did, I know who I am, and I do not need your ban. I’m not trolling. I’m smack dab in the middle of my right goddamn mind, and any poster, any janitor, or any mod piece of shit that deletes my thread for shitposting, I did it because I liked it, HELL I LOVED IT! I’m just itching, I’m- I’m-I’m itching to do it again and you think you can ban me? You think some mod can stop me from doing what I wanna do? WELL THAT AIN’T HAPPENING, NOT ON MY WATCH. You posters call me a redditor? Is that right? The big bad redditor. HERE I AM! YOU WANT IT? I AM THE REDDITOR! I’M RIGHT HERE! IF YOU WANT IT I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU. ANY MOD THAT CAME HERE TO HEAR ME WHINE, TO HEAR ME BEG, WELL YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! YOU HEAR ME? I’M GUILTY, MY PLEAD MOD, I’M GUILTY! YOU HEAR ME? I’M GUILTY! I’LL SHIT POST IN EVERY THREAD, I’LL SHIT POST IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!
>>68183475
dude I just use the water below me after I flush the turds so It's clean water, unless I'm using a public bathroom
why do americans take off their shirt when they take a shit
>>68183567
This. It's the only way
>>68183571
>all the way baby
>>68183139
How do you deal with your dick getting wet from the toilet water when you're taking a shit?
>>68183571
Passing strong American bowel movements is a lot of work. You don't want to get sweat stains on your shirt.
>>68183571
I've gotten into the habit of doing that.
Started because I didn't want my clothes smelling like the bathroom if I had diarrhea.
That and courtesy flushes.
>>68183603
>>68183639
dude you need to change your diet or see a doctor if your clothes smell after taking a hit
>>68183670
You're retarded.
>>68183625
I usually just fling mine over my shoulder.
>>68183670
>having this shitty a sense of smell
ignorance is bliss my man. i bet people can smell you coming miles away.
that pretty girl next to you on the bus? she got a nosefull of your ass stank.
>>68183715
>>68183746
Found the fatty boom booms.
>>68183551
>>68183393
More of these please
>>68183625
The shit landing on my knob is more of an issue than the water. Why are toilets so small? I feel like I'm balls deep in my porcelain throne every time i poop.
>>68183746
what keeps the smell from getting in your hair then mr smarty pants
>>68183780
>im gonna project so i don't have to face the reality of my poop aura
okay, champ. keep rationalizing.
>>68183715
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>68183814
My pooping crown.
>>68183746
>taking a bus
>>68183840
Don't bring Frank down to this level :(
>>68183875
how did I know you were going to deflect.
>>68183139
Bathroom bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my work bathroom. Turns out 99% of my office is beta. What I do is I'll purposefully leave my shit in the toilet and not flush after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even flush them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.
>mfw I see beta dyels flush my shit like the cockroaches they are.
>>68183139
If he was civilized he'd wash his ass afterwards.
If you got shit on your face would you just smear it with paper until you couldn't see it anymore (but a thin, invisible layer still remained), or would you run to the nearest faucet and rinse it off?
>>68183326
Want your asshole to be spotless in no time? THIS is the answer.
>>68183962
>what are napkins
retard.
>>68183910
Well none of the girls I fucked said anything about it when I picked them up in my car.
How's picking up chicks with the bus working?
only uncultured people like americans wipe their asses with paper and leave it stinky
even japanese know water is the way to go
>>68183953
Do they know you left it there? And why wouldn't anyone flush your shit? It's not like it takes a lot of work you gross ass faggot
I swear this show would be much better without the blond girl
>>68183840
>>68183640
>>68183551
>>68183393
Is Frank posting a thing now?
>>68184089
Nah, Foggy's the shit one
Dry wipe. Wet wipe. Dry wipe. Flush.
>>68184067
Lol found the cuck. Each time you flush my shit it's like I'm toilet cucking you.
>>68184037
BTFO
>>68184089
Don't worry anon she will die next season
>>68184094
No, the new janitors delete every thread with it posted, including the ones that don't antagonize them or the mods. This thread will probable get deleted
>>68183571
feels good man
>>68184155
If you were really this mentally unstable you wouldn't have a job.
>>68184122
foggy looks like the only one who gives an actual shit about the law in the office
>>68184193
let's hope so
it's funny to realize that frank is a better character than the protagonist, will they make a series about the punisher? it would be pretty dope, plus they'd stop with those pirouettes
How many time will we have these threads before you realize he uses these? All you need is 1 or 2 and your completely clean.
>>68183297
this. clean diet + all that vigilante physical activity will lead to no wipe poops
>>68184461
I miss no wipe poops, now the fur jungle in my ass kinda ruins it, shit gets all stuck between it, I have to take a bath after shitting.
>>68184396
>equate
>bargain brand
Get a job
>>68184517
>fur jungle in my ass
>>68184517
get a body trimmer and shave your anus brah
>>68184718
Does it hurt? I tried it with a razor and my ass got all itchy.
>>68184539
>>68183139
>implying you can't just feel when it's clean
>mfw my job only puts single-ply, tracing paper thin toilet paper in the bathrooms
Literally fucking why? We're a billion dollar company and we can't afford to put some god damn Charmin back there?
>>68184893
No, don't use a razor, use a BODY Trimmer with a very low guard. May itch at first but your body can get used to it if you're using a good trimmer
More Frank posting please
>>68184983
dude you need to talk to whoever is in charge of ordering the supplies being a cheap bastard. Tell him having one ply is more expensive because it requires much more wiping
>>68183393
Nailed it
>>68185055
>>68184983
>>68184539
>>68184396
>>68184899
Plebs
>>68185189
I never understood why they put a fountain so low ? is it meant for children or something ? I break my back trying to use these
>>68185189
Dude I went to a hotel with one of those and it was the greatest thing my ass ever experienced
>>68184037
Another deflection. Cool.
I have a car, my man.
>>68187283
>fox and the grapes
>gets owned
>keeps replying
Wew lad.
>>68187283
Nice one.
Sorry it took me awhile to get back to you, I don't text and drive
>>68187623
>>68188070
>he's done it again
:^)
>>68187283
>has a car
>chooses to pick up women on the bus by giving up his seat for them
>>68188725
>endless goal post moving
>>68188834
>crabs in a bucket
>gets owned
>further embarrasses himself
>keeps replying
WEW LAD
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>>68188834
>goal post moving
Am I getting in a tiff with Zack Synder or something with all these deep meaning replies?
>>68188877
>>68188949
nigga oh no
He can sense the texture
