Did they ever make her repent for Sabrina, the Teenage Witch?
i remember when i was younger and my mom's friend was a jesus freak, and she wouldnt let her daughter watch sabrina the teenage witch because it was satanic.
>>68179611
spooky
>>68178696
When I was in high school I took a red sharpie and wrote GOD IS DEAD on the wall of the bathroom once. I came back later and someone had written in a little "not" to make it say GOD IS NOT DEAD and then I crossed out the "not" so it said GOD IS DEAD again. I wonder if it's still on the wall.
>>68179611
My step mom wouldn't let my half brothers and sisters watch Harry Potter for the same reason.
>>68179730
thats some edgy shit man
>>68179798
My wife's son isnt allowed to watch harry potter either.
>>68178696
>It's a "Christians acting like they're oppressed even though they make up 90% of the population" episode
>>68179730
t. Fredrick Nietzche
>>68179909
calm down Mohammad, trump isnt going to be elected.
>>68178696
>Abandoning humanity and all you know for an alien you never met
Absolutely disgusting
>>68179938
He makes a point. One of the whole plot point in the movie is how she is all alone defending god to congress. When in reality she would have every republican behind her.
It's like how Kevin Sorbo's character speaks for all atheist in the first one. Even though his atheism isn't from a philosophical view, but from the fact that his wife is dying of cancer.
>>68179909
>it's a Christians want religion taught in school but if you tell them this week we'll be studying Islam they get real quiet episode
strawmen: the flick
>>68179730
Should have made it say GOD ISN'T NOT DEAD
>>68179611
Not a bad move considering the amount of teenage girls I knew that started calling themselves wiccans because of it and Charmed.
the real question is: is she still fuckable?
Why are bible bashers so fucking stupid
do they really think they're oppressed? is this like goobergate thinking white males are like jews in 1944 germany?
>>68180087
>it's a /tv/ is pro-islam episode
YALL JOKERS MUST BE CRAZY
>>68178696
translation:
I can totally be an asshole all the time, because my made up "god" is fine with it! I have an excuse for everything!
>>68180159
>He doesn't know about the faces of atheim
>>68179730
"and we have killed him" would have at least made you seem smart, instead of edgy>>68179730
>>68180175
>it's a /tv/ is pro separation of church and state episode
>>68180213
Are you going to explain what that is?
>>68178696
She's hot as fuck even when she is a mom
>>68180159
While I wouldn't call this oppression, the evangelical community has come to the realization that they've lost the moral majority strength over to liberal progressives. Losing your influence would scare anyone
>>68180185
AYY LMAO ATHEISM FUCK GOD AMIRITE GUYS??
>>68180284
yes
>>68179730
I believe you because you stated you were in high school when you both vandalized municipal property and broke a commandment.
Surely by now you've repented to God and repaid your school in tax dollars. We all forgive.
>>68180276
> they've lost the moral majority strength over to liberal progressives.
lol no, buttpirates are loud but most people are against them.
>>68180284
You should imply he wears an unfashionable hat, that'll show him.
>>68180259
It sounds like you need a tip.
>>68180322
>>68180307
>responding
How insecure, did mommy beat you at night while dad was on his "business trip".
>>68180329
I'm just going to assume it's some list people made up of out spoken Atheist that christian think are their leaders.
>>68180353
That's okay, I later found out he wasn't my real father.
It's really christian that make Christianity shit. I live in the bible belt and you have so many church that pretty much disagree with each other.
>>68180321
It takes more than loudness to parade Bruce Jenner around in a dress and not even Fox News will contest it
>>68180417
I like how you brought up something and yet it's clear you have no clue what your own statement meant. So now your just stuck with memes.
>h-haha God isn't real and neither are morals we can do anything we want there's no consequences so will you please have sex with me please please please
>>68180498
If the belief in god is the only think keeping you from raping and killing people. Then you are a fucked up person.
>>68180353
>resorting to strawman once someone mocks you for resorting to strawman
Clearly they don't teach you how to argue in the Bible, along with not teaching you the actual shape of the Earth, or the age of the universe.
>>68180087
underrated.
>>68180159
I completely respect those who believe in Christianity, but Christians are no being oppressed by any means and they think that Christianity should be taught in school, then really, all relgions should be taught in schools.
>>68178696
That quote actually shows what's wrong with so many religious people. Putting their God before other humans.
>>68180462
>being this new
>>68180584
What's wrong couldn't come up with another reaction gif?
>>68180159
the cacholic church oppresses women to this very day you shit lord! they even have the balls to tell them what to do with their body or when to have children (against, you know the universal declaration of human rights f.e.), makes me sick to my stomach
>>68180573
*putting morality before peer pressure
>>68180087
The common sense solution would be to not have any public schools at all.
>>68180677
Why do you need a book for morals, how about common sense ?
>>68180764
common sense alone leads to solipsism, relativism and people acting like retards in general
>unsheaths katana
Go on religious imbeciles, make my f*cking day.
>>68179611
I knew a guy in school who wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter for the same reason.
>>68180677
>Kill someone for the crime of fapping
>Moral
Keep in mind this is from a book where a guy lived inside of a whale for three days.
>>68178696
>GOD'S NOT DEAD HE'S SURELY A LIE
What did they mean by this?
>>68180739
>common sense
Woah anon, keep your radical ideologies to yourself.
>>68180563
>gubmint comes in and forces you to marry faggots against gods will
Ok
>>68180994
>150cc katana
>>68180523
God is responsible for your natural empathy toward people. God is your innate morality. Notice how people who deny Him are degenerates.
>>68180764
Where do you think that common sense comes from? What do you think are laws are based off of? I'll give you a hint, bro. It's not some magical ancestral gene that tells you stealing is bad.
>>68181041
>common sense
>>68181255
no, its a magical man in the sky who does that
>>68181255
It comes from a remote server somewhere. It's GPLv3, too.
>>68178696
>"secular" government allowed to teach evolution religion in public schools with taxpayer money
>christians can't do the same
Yeah, totally not persecution you guys.
>>68181027
>Fapping
>Moral
Christians did nothing wrong
>>68179870
your wife is a cunt
>>68181171
You live in the United States of America, not a Christianity hugbox. The Constitution trumps the #1 selling fantasy novel of all time, sorry.
>>68180523
The belief in God has never been about preventing you from doing harm, but rather encouraging you to do good.
I have an atheist friend who just buys himself an expensive dinner and gets a new video game or electronic device for himself for Christmas. That's all he has ever done for as long as I've known him. Whereas a Christian friend I know buys gifts for all of his online friends and mails them out to them.
>>68181284
And don't you forget it.
>>68181395
You seem to forget that marriage is not a secular institution based on secular nothingness.
What basis does a secular marriage have? "We really love eachother"? For now. When you drift apart then what happens? Stop forcing us to blaspheme and just get a joint bank account because in essence that's all you're doing when you get "married" by the courts.
>>68181354
what?! its called the religion of evolution? I've been saying the theory this whole time. How embarrassing for me.
>>68181444
>I have an atheist friend
>a Christian friend I know
>>68181284
if that's what it takes for the bottom of the pyramid to behave to a minimum
>>68179922
LOLS
>>68181480
>"We really love eachother"? For now. When you drift apart then what happens?
I dunno. Check with the 21% of Christians who opt out of your "sacred institution."
>>68181768
THANK YOU FEMINISM
>>68181768
They are sinning. These probly aren't even actual Christians, just people who were baptized as a kid and kinda went thru the motions. Divorce is just not an option in Christian marriage.
>>68181888
My trips bear witness to my truth
>>68181888
>Divorce is just not an option in Christian marriage.
No it isn't. Christians who divorce aren't even supposed to take communion anymore. Troll softer.
>>68181989
You wont't receive sacrament if you are divorced - there is no point to continue being a Christian.
>>68181255
Genes arenprogrammed to preserve themselves because if they didn't they would die out. People plose to us sharr most of our genes, thats why we care about our families more than strangers, and humans more than animals.
>>68181480
Its basis is raising children.
"A wife without a child is a mistress and a mistress with a child is a wife."
>>68182293
Mmmhmm. There were people that cared about everyone equally and people that always put their closest kin first, and obviously the second kind wrecked the shit out of the first.
>>68182356
Why do you need a legal binding to raise kids? Just live together.
>>68181480
>get killed in car accident
>distant cousin you haven't met since child gets your stuff, and "partner" of 10 years gets shit (0)
>also gets to choose where you're buried, whether to pull the plug, etc
this happens all the time because le marriage is lame meme
>>68181533
And here I was saying creationist theory, silly me. Oh wait, I guess changing the wording still doesn't make your theory any less of a religion, huh?
>>68182507
A last will is a legal document. A will does not require marriage.
>>68182616
do you have one?
>>68181480
Yo retard marriage has long had a civil/religious split. Ever wonder why people who get married in a church still have to fill out government paperwork or why people who get married by a justice of the peace are just as "married" as people who do a big fat greek wedding?
Why that's right! How did you know? Of course, because it's common sense.
>>68182449
I'll agree with you on that at least. Marriage should be between two consenting adults, and their/friends/family/religion only. The faggots that argued otherwise are nothing but useful idiots.
cuckolics
>>68182656
I've no kids, fuckall assets, and no particular preference as to what happens to my remains so in my case I don't need one.
>>68179611
I had an English teacher who couldn't read the Harry Potter books because they were satanic. She also told us her favorite movie was the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
>>68178696
isn't that sabrina?
>>68182999
top-tier post
