>I'm just a regular guy, with a big ass dick
What did he mean by this?
He has a big dick where his ass should be and he's very self-conscious.
>>68167960
he's just a regular guy
over-exaggerating his dick size confirms this
>its a regular guy thing to do
Marty had a big dick; it kept the mammario crazy pussy character interested enough to spend time fucking with head and making him jealous
>>68168219
>mammario
mammary + daddario
kek
with a big ass, dick.
Why do Americans feel the need to shoehorn the word 'ass' into every sentence?
>>68167960
>Big as dick
>i.e. as big as Richard
He was referring to Richard Tuttle, governor and head of the Tuttle cult. He was saying he's just as influential in the paedo-child raping conspiracy implying he is after all the Yellow King.
>>68168972
why do foreigners feel the need to be poor, short, and susceptible to muslim invasion?
>>68169090
but anon, you are the foreigner.
Did he ever fuck Rust?
>>68169120
>Anonymous 04/12/16(Tue)11:29:58 No.68168165
no but rust cucked him lmao
>>68168219
this
god damn would nut in a second if she even walked by me
>>68167960
Isn't it obvious?
>ani and marty never met
I think the quote went more like
"Oh you know... I'm just a regular type of dude. *licks popsicle*... with a big ass dick."
>>68169090
Why is America only 62% white?