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Joe Pesci tried to teach Louis how not to be a cuck
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>Joe didn't hang up the phone but instead told Louis what he thought of him as a comedian. "He told me you're no good at stand-up," Louis recalled.

>"While I was there he lectured me about don't ever eat pussy ... he gave me this whole thing on not going down on a woman," Louis said. "Because it makes you beneath her."
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>>68165725
>A cuck gets masculinity lessons from an angry manlet
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>>68165725
Joe Pesci is Based AF
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>>68165725

>not going down on women
>not wanting to be beneath her

Damn what a paranoid faggot.
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>>68165769
I'd honestly trade my height in for the ability to not be a cuck. I feel like it would be worth it to be a manlet in exchange for never being cucked.
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>>68165821
Back in the day some dudes felt that strongly. Getting kinky in bed for them was eating pussy. Not anal play, no bondage or rimming or any of that degenerate shit. Eating pussy was the primo perverted thing.
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>>68165881

Im glad its the current year.
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>>68165851
John Green plz leave
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>>68165725
was pesci being playfully bullish, or a complete wacko?
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>>68165725
Every woman like to get thay pussy eated, after doing it you can bust her ass like a drunken mongolian riding to poland
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>>68165725
>going down on a woman makes you beneath her

Pesci confirmed for Louis' inspiration
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>>68165725

>"While I was there he lectured me about don't ever eat pussy ... he gave me this whole thing on not going down on a woman," Louis said. "Because it makes you beneath her."

Joe is totally right.
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>>68165725
refusing to give women orgasms FOR FREE is a sing of degeneracy
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>>68165725
So that's where he got the line for Uncle Pete. I wonder if all the conversations in that show are based on conversations he's had in real life.
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>he gave me this whole thing on not going down on a woman
>Because it makes you beneath her

wow what an insecure manlet
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>>68166095
so you want to give an orgasm, through oral, then another orgasms through vaginal ?
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Italians in general don't eat pussy because they find it emasculating.
Nothing new here
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>>68166036
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.
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>not going down a woman
>not wanting them to beg you for your cock afterward
Sex is the best after you make her finish first.
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>>68166192
And rappers, which idolize the italian mobster life, have similar feelings about going down town.

Only now it's all about eating ass so I guess they moved on.
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>>68166185
Vagina?
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you now know how hard it is being a footfag since you're literally beneath her
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>>68166192
>>68166233
when will pegging break into full maisntream
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>>68165725
>Play a mobster for so long you literally convince yourself you're a mobster
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>>68166224
>wanting to please women

you are the king of betas
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>>68166270
Die in a fire fag, or learn the true way of the cunny and beg for salvation
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Only a pussy would be scared of going down on a woman, as if a woman could ever be above me in the first place. Shows how meak people can become if a principle will give them the room to not overcome their insecurity.
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>>68165725
Louis voice is so obnoxiously whiny.
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>>68166276
Was recently played for kicks in Deadpool so who knows. Roleplaying, bondage [or whatever the fuck 50 Shades of Grey is supposed to be] and shit like threesomes have always been meme sexual kinks. Pegging has some barriers to break, man.
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>>68166130
>refusing to give women orgasms
This is actually forbidden if you're Jewish
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>>68166233
Max Landis has an interesting theory as to why eating ass is the new thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8HQ918HFz4
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>>68166224
Faggot
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>oral sex
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>>68166339
>as if a woman could ever be above me in the first place.
if she is not above you, why you like to make her cum and please her ?
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ITT: millenials born to be betas cucks
it's so obvious that you are the bitch if you are the one doing the service
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>i please my woman
Cuck
>i don care for her pleasure
He goes to the BBC
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>>68166385
Because I'm emotionally, psychologically, and spiritually connected with her so anything she feels, I feel so all sexual pleasure I giver her is inherently a selfish one, although it's nice to know I can make her turn into an animal with just my tongue. So many ways to go down on a girl, dominant or submissive. It's how you act.
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>>68165851
>be manlet
>never be with a woman as a result
>never get cucked

Brilliant plan.
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>>68166446
>Because I'm emotionally, psychologically, and spiritually connected with her
Enjoy coming home to her getting railed by an alpha stud with that attitude.
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I have no problem eating puss or ass, but I expect my asshole to be licked in return. Blowjobs are good too but I'd rather have the ass and balls worked over.

Make rimming mainstream please.
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>>68166446
so you are just as selfish and hedonistic as she is and from her perspective, she is above you.
In one word, you choose to claim that you are above her, precisely because you know that you are not. You invent a little story, where you are in charge, in order to feel better about yourself. Just like women do.
oh and the best part is that it is the woman who choose who fucks her, men rarely choose, they always serve women and are dumped once the woman is done with them.
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>>68166548
This. Eating out isnt beta if you get something back.
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>>68166570
You. I like you.
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>>68166548

I understand the balls, finding a chick that knows how to work the balls is amazing.

But why your asshole? What do you get out of that? I don't understand it at all.
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>>68166588
this is what betas believe
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>>68166602
Is closeted faggotry like ALL anal stuff
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>>68166594
Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.

Women love also to think that they need no man and that they live to help others. This is part of the natural problem which is that they know that living to be pleased does not make really a life, yet knowing that they are not able to stop loving to be supported by men.
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>>68166192
Keep telling that to yourself while I go down on your girlfriend/sister coming here for 'studying'
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>>68166440
how about just never having sex
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>>68166363
it's easy to understand how he's sold scripts for millions, his thought process is profound.
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>>68166602
It feels good, obviously. Also just the idea of a woman putting her tongue up your shit hole for your gratification.
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>4'11 manlet
>hates being beneath others

it shows.
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>all these rat motherfuckers talking shit about Joe Pesci

Go home and get your fuckin shineboxes.
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>>68166130
Sure thing sex communist.
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>Cunnilingus
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>>68166233
Well most rappers are faggots... Turnt out just to make it big... Sucking Niggas Dick just to make it
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>>68166130

>giving your wife free orgasms
>she rolls over and sleeps when finished because she's tired

was this your master plan?
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>>68165725
Joe Pesci confirmed for nobodies bitch.
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>>"While I was there he lectured me about don't ever eat pussy ... he gave me this whole thing on not going down on a woman," Louis said. "Because it makes you beneath her."

It's true. I discovered that, today. Ate her to completion, then she blew me to completion. Unsynchronis 69.

She's been an uppity bitch all day since then.
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>2016
>not eating pussy
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>>68165725
>>"While I was there he lectured me about don't ever eat pussy ... he gave me this whole thing on not going down on a woman," Louis said. "Because it makes you beneath her."+ 0 post omitted.

>tfw you have the same logical conclusion as joe pesci and both arrived there independently

i dont know whether its right or wrong... i used to do it but i stopped and now the girls just complain but keep fucking me anyway and suckin me off

i think joes right
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>>68168293

She probably would've been worse if you didn't eat her out.
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>>68165725
>not being the Clit Commander
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>>68166588
you know whats even LESS beta?

giving NOTHING and getting whatever you want

its not binary where youre alpha or beta, theres distinctions along the way. if she blows you only if you give her oral youre more beta than a guy she blows for nothing
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My ex used to blindfold me whilst I was on my back and proceed to ride my face

I'm 6ft so I don't care what Pesci thinks
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
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What the hell is wrong with eating pussy if she also blows you? It's got nothing to do with submission

Why are manlets so obsessed?
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>>68168836
They are insecure about their height and chances are their dates are taller then them.

Me I don't give a fuck if my girl blows me or not, I enjoy eating her pussy, the taste, the smell, it's not some silly power struggle
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>>68166602
>But why your asshole?
Because it's funny. Kinda tickles, too. Does nothing to make me hard beyond the fact that I have a woman doing something widely considered disgusting. Like when she woke up that morning I bet the last thing she expected she'd be doing is having her lips pressed against my asshole. The more desirable the woman the more pleasure I get from it.
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>>68168836
>What the hell is wrong with being her slave if she also pays you? It's got nothing to do with submission

yes it does

if your blowjob is contingent on her blowjob she is in control of the blowjobs in the economy

you have no power in the relationship. at best youre equal transactors who exchange blowjobs and being equal is as good or bad as being inferior or submissive

god you fucking cucks are retarded
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>>68166363
well i'm keking
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>>68168206
Most people are faggots.
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>>68168971
Hey bro, tell me more about "The Game" so I can be alpha and neg those hb8s and not be beta orbitor brah
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>>68166385
>Wanting to please her
Making a girl have fits of pleasure pleases me. It's ego.
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>>68169023
Hey good guy, tell me how you should shower a girl with gifts, buy her drinks, give her a car, and prove how good a guy you are so that she will love you

Youre worthy of love right? You do everything a good guy would do right?
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>>68169032
Also wouldn't pleasing her be a way of dominating her too?
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>>68166570
>He has never said no to a woman
>He has never had his first pick in a social situation
Beta.
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>>68169063
You don't buy her gifts unless its a special occasion, or drikns, or giver her a car or do anything for her to prove you're a good guy.

Whats funny is those things you listed, thats what you originally thought got you a girl. It didn't work out for you so you went to another extreme in your shame and anger and use pseudo science to back up your newly adopted views
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> eating a festering wound

You are only beneath if you eat at Arbys and the roast beef is rotten. If a woman is comfortable with it, they usually tidy up down there.

If she gets off on the fact that you are eating what is essentially a used diaper then you move into "beneath her" territory.
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>>68165769
Calling someone like Joe Pesci a manlet with mocking connotations, even if he is an 1 inch oompla loompa, is punishable by death. You realize he is more of a man than you will ever be. NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX!
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Tbh ethnics eat a lot of spices and "smelly" foods. Those tastes are reflected in sweat and overall taste and odour. If you were a blind man its as if you were literally tasting a taco or garlic parmesan lasagna.
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>>68169077
I don't think so. Paying her to clean my room was kind of dominating.
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>>68169356
How so if you paid her?

Dipshit
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>>68168903
What he was talking about has nothing to do with height you fucking insecure fuck! Sex is about power no matter how much you don't want to accept it. Oh, sure anon. Totally believe you you fucking virgin faggot.
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ITT: 99.9% of the posters have only touched a vagina during their birth.
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girls saying sucking cock is dominant if their pussy gets eaten afterwards = analogy of the beta arguments itt
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>>68169465
Sex isn't about power, it's about procreation. You see, nature invented sex so it would be impossible for people like you to asexually reproduce and spread your tainted genes
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>>68169571
and those with power get/got more sex
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>>68165725
>not picking her up flipping her over and 69 standing up
manlets when will they learn
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>>68169232
Triggered manlet who never learned detected
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>>68166310
Happened to almost everybody on the sopranos.
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>>68172717
>that musclehead retard tony punches
>that retard who jacked the card game

i think its just italians are degenerates desu
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>>68168085
South of the border Where the tuna fish play
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvGqDVPeISk
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>>68169465
>Sex is about power no matter how much you don't want to accept it.
sex is about despair&validation on men's side.
sex is about pleasure on women's side
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>>68173350
>sex is about pleasure on women's side

Nope its about love and procreation with whom they feel comfortable in letting them pump semen up them.
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