>"I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be."
-Mike Stoklasa on "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
>>68164961
Probably because RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>>68165008
Yeah, but I like the Plinkett reviews :^)
>>68165129
Any1 want a pizza roll? Hehehehe
>>68165008
stale pasta m8
>>68164961
>It's a "prequelfags can't hanlde the truth and are shitposting violently" thread.
Why do we have this thread every day? Why do you mongoloids even pretend to like the prequels at all? Were you born stupid?
>>68165008
>butthurt
>>68164961
Ahh yes, Reddit Letter Media
The movie "critics" for people who don't really watch movies because they are "too busy" playing video games and watching animu.
But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?
>>68165410
Still trutful tho
>>68164961
It was a bait and switch, I'm betting. If they had let their criticisms fly, there would be little left for what would inevitably lead to a plinkett review.
>>68165589
>But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?
Yeah, they're the worst movies ever made.
>>68165589
Actually they do
>>68164961
Hey look, the faggot that's obsessed with shitposting about RLM because they didn't share his opinion on a space adventure movie made for children made another thread to bitch about it.
Good job, OP. Now please kill yourself.
>>68165008
Their reviews are far, far better than most of the shit films they review. Do you know what analytical thought is? How about storytelling, acting, special effects, or any other technique of film?
It's amazing how your elaborate post with all of it's five dollar words boils down to you sucking remake-Hollywood's cock.
Maybe if you take your scathing wit and razor-sharp analysis to your own Youtube channel instead of masturbating to yourself on an anime image board, it would force you to do something productive with yourself.
As a non star wars fan, I agree.
Right balance of nostalgia and creating new characters.
Only had a few shitty quips and terrible action scenes.
>>68167007
>sincerely responding to pasta
They're both horrible plebs desu.
Pay attention to how much they talk about "fun"
>>68167057
So you expect the text to be taken seriously yet you don't want it replied to?
What a picky shitposter you anti RLM fags have turned out to be
>>68165129
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>>68166913
we meet again reddit
>>68167122
You self-deprecating redditors really need a new schtick, this one is three years too old.
>>68164961
I completely disagree with them about TFA and BvS but I still enjoyed the BvS review.
>>68167122
>anyone that doesn't validate my shitty opinion is reddit
Whatever you say, faggot. Seriously, please kill yourself.
>>68164961
What do you think Mike's semen tastes like, sweet, salty, or bitter?
Is this the Reddit containment thread? Hello, fellow redditards!
>mike chose to enjoy something instead of being an edgelord
>>68165008
Even if this is pasta I kind of agree with it. I still think RLM is really funny, but I was that jaded all throughout high school and for the first few years of my adult life and I've become a much happier person after moving past that phase.
>>68167457
>responding to pasta even though knowing it's pasta
Jesus Christ this is embarrassing.
>>68167526
Oh no, someone finds my anonymous post on 4chan laughable.
I keep going back and forth on them.
They called the boring garbage that was Turbo Kid good and I hated them for it. They called the boring garbage that was the Reverant bad and I loved them for it.
He has a fucking kid? Did he cuck AIDS moby?
>>68169102
when's the next half in the bag faggoy?
>>68169102
That's Mike's nephew.
>>68167657
> people sometimes have the same opinion as me and sometimes they don't
When is the plinkett star wars 7 review coming out??!!
>>68167428
Who is that cute awkward autist?
>>68167428
I would quite like to rape this bitch.
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>>68169578
bitch is clearly gagging for it
>>68167007
> storytelling, acting, special effects,
>Mentions three things that sound like "Film things" only one if which is actually unique to the genre, and even that is a series of different things
Jesus Christ RLM fans have so little knowledge of the medium. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised
>>68169102
Is that Johnny?
>>68164961
He's right. TFA was good.
Is it true Mike and Jessie broke up? Or does she not want to be on camera anymore because you creeps freaked her out?
>>68164961
>"I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be."
-Mike Stoklasa on "Jurassic World"
I'm sure Mike 'The Nigger Grave Digger' Stoklasa was just pretending to like SW7 so he wouldn't be persecuted for his beliefs.
>>68171261
It was at that moment I knew I could never take his retarded ass seriously again.
Jay and Rich are the new leaders in my eyes
>>68167428
Who's this ugly qt?
How many do you think he smoke per day?
>>68171283
Jay was always better. Mike still has some good things to say, even if his taste can be shitty on occasion.
Why are the prequels so vehemently shilled here? And TFA so vehemently hated here? Trekkies don't do this petty contrarian shit.
>>68165008
This, albeit being pasta, is actually very well said. Comedy is obviously the only thing they have shown to have a slight knack for, so I wouldn't deter their fans from supporting them, but in the end you are right: the RLM are much like parasites of creativity, riddled with that infectious, sarcastic misanthropy that's so popular among the youth today. I think this very attitude is detrimental to the overall creativity and ingeniousness of the human race.
>>68171309
>ugly
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>>68171309
Kristen Autismsmith
>>68169102
>MikeandJay.jpeg
>>68167428
Fucking hell, she looks like Kelly Olynyk with those horse teeth.
>>68165008
Why hello, Mrs Autistic Hitler. I bet you have three pages to critique Shadman's Art ass well.
>>68165129
I know you're baiting, but Plinkett is literally the only worthwhile thing about RLM. Half in the Bag is total garbage with its stupid skits. I get it, every media critic on the Internet wants to play movie director but they're all awful at it, which is why they give their opinions about media in the first place.
HitB is just two uninteresting guys giving uninteresting commentary about movies for 40 minutes. I'd rather just watch the movie they're talking about because even if it's a pile of garbage it would be more interesting to watch than HitB.
Plinkett works because he sticks to reviewing the movie by himself with short joke snippets edited in. HitB doesn't work because there aren't any good jokes and the editing is fucking boring.
>>68165589
They were terrible.
>>68167122
I thought reddit was the forumn for milenials who think the prequels were good because they are tfying to be contrarian, or really do have shit taste?
>>68171497
Best of the worst is fun. hitb is hit or miss
>>68171140
It was functional...which is all it had to be, unlike the prequel movies which were not.
>>68171563
the prequels are hated everywhere, including on reddit
>>68171423
That isn't returning any results.
I thought it was okay at the theater but after watching ESB and ANH later on I realized it was pretty garbage. A second viewing confirmed that I think it's awful. I never thought we'd get a Plinkett review because surely Mike would realize how wrong his opinions were in the HitB review but it sounds like he's doubling down with his position.
I'm excited about it though because First Contact is the only Plinkett review for a movie I liked and I found it hilarious. Also he's going to crush all the prequel apologists so there's gonna be a lot of butthurt on /tv/.
>>68171396
Eh, trekkie or no the second star trek movie by abrams had so many fucking plot holes.
First one was alright, but the pacing felt too rushed for my tastes, yeah a dumbing down of star trek, but at least it was a functional reboot.
My only beef with episode 7 is the fucking third deathstar and a shotgun death star at that. It really felt gawd damn lazy and while I wished rey was not a mary sue, I accept it because it's simply the era we live in. Most movie heroes these days are mary sues.
>>68171609
Oh thank God!
>>68171731
TFA was made competently, but the script was just so uninspiring and by-the-numbers that I couldn't like the movie.
It's easy to like a movie when you're paid by Disney to do it. Can't wait for his Plinkett review that will a one hour long defense of this "soft reboot".
>>68171818
I'm honestly surprised the movie got as good of a critical reception as it did, given the disgustingly unoriginal story.
>>68171563
No, reddit is for lovers of OT, TFA and BBC
you'll fit right in
Hack frauds
>>68164961
based Mike with disney money in his pocket enjoying his trouble free life...getting paid for making yewtube videos
meanwhile you sperg in your basement and getting fatter each day
you wish you was Mike bitch
>>68172448
Kill yourself
>>68171497
>what's wrong with ur faaaaaayce
Totally valid analysis of a film. They are about as worthwhile as the tired shit in a Screen Junkies debate.
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>>68172594
>triggered neckbeards
Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2016 05:06:46 No.67926676 ViewReport
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RLM are nuevo-culture bar-lowered shit-content-pushers. they're both idly entertaining the absolute scum of the internet with their frivolous videos. what about BADASS MAVERICKS like the fuckin mythbusters? remember that bunch of intelligent individuals? shit, man, they had a warehouse of specialfx goodies that they drew from, they'd build some awesome stuff on their own accord cause they're fucking geniuses, and then they'd head out to some gorgeous hilly field somewhere in the far reaches of SoCal and DO SCIENCE. THAT'S the VIBE, man. THAT'S where it was AT. not these two closet bisexuals in their phony dusty pseudo-retro dying-corner. look at these fucking fat goofs. reviewing capeshit for views. that's not my hero. shouldn't be anyone's hero. what a bunch of loser cucks.
>>68165008
>I'd venture to guess
this is literally the most autistic wording I have ever stumbled upon
I hope this is some pasta for your sake bud
>>68173024
yeah this is a 3 years old pasta
>>68173024
That entire paragraph is worded in the most retarded way possible. Good thing it's pasta
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>>68171472
https://youtu.be/NX6rbLSp8Ys
>>68173242
N'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>68173242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqFrbgBEQY
kek
>>68171497
>not watching best of the worst
>not enjoying exploding varmints
kill yourself senpai
>>68169102
I just want someone to drop rare Mikes again.
>>68167428
>lip biting
That's my goddamn fetish
>>68169102
The kid look brown as fuck.
>>68174270
It's not his kid biologically. It's his wife's son.
are the going to review "they boss"?
I'll admit Mike pisses me off with his opinions sometimes but I've never truly disliked the man.
Rich Evans on the other hand I've realized is a complete piece of shit and I honestly want him to fuck off the shows permanently.
He's like one of those arrogant girls pretending to be nerdy, except he's bald, fat man. He keeps mocking people when they tell him he's not a real fan of anything, yet in all the discussions he has with Jack on their channel he just comes across as the most ignorant motherfucker ever. My fucking female cousin that's only tangentially into nerdy shit knows more than he does. Yet he pretends to be this expert whose opinion is valid and shits all over the people in their Twitch chat and people in general.
Really, if you're reading this Rich, go fuck yourself.
Can someone explain to me how Rey managed to become proficient in lightsaber combat, piloting, shooting, engineering, fighting and learned to understand the language of droids and wookies, all while being a scavenger?
>>68171877
The audience response was way worse, mainly because they weren't paid by Disney.
>>68175901
The RLM staff in general isn't knowledgeable about anything, maybe except Jay about some niche things. They have one of the easiest jobs in the world and they can't even be bothered to do proper research on it.
How much do I have to pay Rich and Mike to do a weekly episode talking about Star Trek movies and episodes
>>68176056
Well, it's very likely that Rey was mind-wiped. That doesn't really account for most of the shit that happens (like magically knowing how to pilot the goddamn Milennium Falcon), nor does it cancel the fact that the plot is driven by coincidences.
But, shit movie aside, it's very likely that she always knew how to do most Jedi shit, and is rediscovering it like Revan.At least I hope so.
