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And this is why I'm not getting married.
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And this is why I'm not getting married.
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>>68163597
And that is why Rosamund Pike is my waifu.
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>>68163597
Pretty sure that's not the only reason
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Are you 100% sure that's the reason?
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t. Bill Bur's regrets
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>>68163597
I'm sure it's not the only reason you're not getting married.
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>>68163597
So wait what was this movie about? Did his wife run away and pretend she was missing or something?
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>whitey don't wanna breed because of one movie
lol enjoy your no pussy and blacked.com faggots
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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
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it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
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>>68163597
It's not like you have any chance of breeding anyway.
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>>68163597
>swn frame you for her murder
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>>68165817
I'VE BEEN KEKED BY YOU AGAIN
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>>68163597

modern marriage is like volunteering for the slaughterhouse. think about it. women want a man that can do man's work AND women's work nowadays. the fuck is wrong with these bitches. yes, we should do all of that, so you can have free time with your sister who we've never met.
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>>68163639
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also this
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>>68163597
what is the movie about
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>>68163597
sure you have a lot of women lusting after your cuck rigth?
You are not like al those virgin losers that spend all their time in chinese cartoon forums.
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>>68163597

But why wouldn't you want to raise your wife's kids?
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>>68163597

>I could get a girl to marry me if I tried, I just don't want to is all!
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>>68166422
Even if I could, I don't know if I'd want to because of Gone Girl and >>68166123
That shit is too real.
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>>68166123
>dat golf pic
top kek
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>>68163597

Yeah, women are psycho but to be fair he did throw her around a bit.
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>>68166123

Change it to Instagram and 10/10 would rage again.
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>>68166123
I've literally seen this play out in real life. Like, my god, the niggers are relentless. They just keep pushing until women gets tired enough and let them in.
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>>68166123
And that's why you always sign a prenup
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>>68163597
I've only seen this movie once, back when it came out. I don't remember, but was she planning on killing herself? Somewhere along her master plan, she was going to dump her body in the ocean for the cops to find or something?
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>>68163597
Good for you brother.
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>>68167220
Yeah.
I'm still not entirely sure why she didn't go through with it. I know it had something to do with him "redeeming" himself on tv with the talkshow host.
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Good goy, let the niggers take all the women instead.
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>>68167216
Why even bother with a prenup? Why even get married in the first place?
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>>68167290
I just want what every man before me in my family has. A loving family, a wife that knows her place is in the kitchen and always has her family in mind.
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>>68167478

Then you'll have to find a woman who grew up in Shamalama's The Village, uncorrupted by the modern media. So, impossible.
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>>68167478
You can't. Welcome to the new world!
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>>68167478
>>68167681
>but that's outdated and has no place in modern society!

Life was literally perfect in the 1950's where this was the norm
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>>68163597
You are not getting married cos you are fuck ugly
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Feminists ruined everything. Instead of being useful and oppressed women, they're now useless and "oppressed" modern women.
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>>68163597
Book was better.

Fuck you.
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>>68163597
>not wanting a crazy psycho qt controlling genius gf
K fag nobody asked you
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>>68167932
Only if she were also super clingy and would never cheat on you, then I'd be down.
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>>68167216

Prenups mean shit, judges throw them out if they deem them ''unfair'' or the woman claims she was forced/didn't know what she was signing. The truth is that courts take a cut from the alimony/child support payments (not to mention the outrageous lawyers fees) so they have a very strong incentive to milk the man for all he's got.
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sequel adapted when?
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