>dad walks into room
>starts jerking off next to my ear
> mom walks into the room
> asks what the movie is about
goddamnit mom
>>68149223
If your dad doesn't know what that movie is you should just let him disown you, you'll be better off.
>>68149223
>he sits down and says "good choice son!"
>parents, aunts, uncles walk in the room with a surprise bday cake
>happy b...
>>68149444
Obligatory
>>68149444
>>68152400
>he continues to watch and is proud of your patrician taste
>>68149223
She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
>>68149223
>little sister walks into room
>>68149223
>tfw you got caught masturbating to her scenes as a kid by your mom
JUSTI still have never gotten over that shame ( ._.)
My mom and dad's first date was to go see Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
>CIA walks into the room
>>68154232
At least it's a good ol American cartoon and not some chinky shit.
>>68152490
as if Creed's bicep is even close to the same size as Arnold's
>>68154232
No shame dude. Jessica rabbit is the kind of thing guys in ww2 jerked off to.
>>68155615
Nazi killer fap material is guarantee high octane.
>>68149444
>walk into room
>mom asks me what the plot of the movie she's currently watching is about
h-how did you ever make it out of womb?!
>>68154232
When I was like 13 I used to save URLs of my favourite porn videos in a Word document
>Mfw I accidentally emailed it to my mom
>Shit like www.youporn.com/watch/hot_slut_gets_cum_all_over_face or whatever
>>68149223
>Mom opening door
>"Anon, have you cleaned your room yet?"
>>68156503
I still do this
my dad walked in on me and my friends watching the sex scene in tetsuo the iron man
>mom opens the door and walk in
>scream as she tries to eat my brains
Mom's been dead for 2 years.
>>68156671
Save porn links in a word document or show your mother your plebian porno taste?
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/df7scW1.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>Dad walks into the room
>"Are ya winning son?"
>>68154232
Thats almost like a right of passage in the male world, it happened to all of us, we just dont mention it
>>68149444
>>68158388
I tell my mom everything so both
>>68158388
The word document, silly boy
>>68154232
>>68158449
Why didn't you just lock your bathroom door and jerk off into the toilet with the AC on?
>>68158678
>heh, Anon sure spends alot of time in the bathroom!
best bet was to jerk off in bed before you went to sleep
>>68154326
Dad?
>>68149223
>>68158678
I still do exactly that minus the AC
Just because it's so convenient: I don't want jizz in my room or bed or something. I tried just using tissue once and it cut right through that shit like a plasma jet
>>68149223
I was jerking off to this part and my mom walked in on me once, I was twelve or something.
>>68159029
>oh, sweetie. Why didn't you just say so? Let MOMMY take care of that.
>>68152400
Deep
