What's the least romantic thing you've smuggled into a movie theater?
>>68146033
Your mother
>>68146033
Crabs legs.
>>68146033
My person.
>>68146033
your little sister
what a waste of duct tape and sandwich lube
>>68146033
I like to fill condoms with candy and sneak them in, that way they can't hear the candy rattling and confiscate it from you
The condoms are new of course I'm not a filthy animal
>>68146033
a gun
A life-sized cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton
>>68146033
weed and an apple to smoke it out of in the bathroom before the movie starts
>>68146033
A Darth Vader suit with a working breathing simulator.
i have never smuggled anything into a movie theater.
>>68146276
>>68146033
I asked my dad what he smuggles into movie theaters and he said "a small blanket, so I can sit next to my date and we can masturbate each other under the blanket before going home and fucking"
Dad please
>>68146659
and fucking what?
>>68146659
Gross
>>68146503
Was it on when the movie was ongoing?
Damn i'd love some darth voder breathing when watching drama.
>>68146033
>Americans can't last 2 hours without food
>>68146659
>anon was conceived after a bad kino
>>68146033
Myself
>>68146033
pic related
>>68147824
>that chunk of cottage cum
My falcon, i wanted to enjoy the cinematic experience together with my steady aviator friend, not hide it under my coat and carefully feeding it halfway eaten crab legs.
Damm discriminating, bird speciest cinema guard.
Sometimes I bring a whole can of mixed nuts
>>68147969
it's clearly feta cheese, you mongoloid
>>68148538
fuck off Szcwerofitz
i find its not that hard to just lean my head forward look down and piss straight up into my mouth really quick
Taco bell. I'm sorry to the people who around me who had to suffer the stank
>tfw pants fell down and skittles flew everywhere when I was trying to carry my Anvil in
>>68147824
>eating where you shitposting
my burger waifu one time
>>68149086
is that a black cock he is trying to shove in his mouth?
>>68146412
Don't worry, nobody expected you to ever have a chance to use them
>>68146033
Cheap vodka
Beer all the time, the guys at the theater near me could care less
>>68149243
Did you mean to type black glock?
>>68149186
How can you eat a loaded burger like that in the dark? In light I still get tomatoes and sauce flying everywhere.
A case of crabs between my legsim a grill
>>68149329
You heard me
>>68149186
>bacon on top of double beef
I frequently smuggle burritos in. They're about 8" long and like 6" around. I put em down my pants and stare down the ticket guy; they never say anything.
>>68149699
>letting the grease sink into the bun instead of the beef
do you want to taste the turds in the """"beef""""'?
