The Island With Bear Grylls
Season 3 Episode 3
Starts 21:00 GMT
Someone provide a stream for non britfags.
First for pakis out
The paki leaves in this episode
>looking forward more to sex box than the island
They found each others group too fast.
What's with the shit /tv/ turnout this year?
Is the capeshit cancer driving anons away?
>>68145401
I was hoping they'd split them again, I wanked off to each women's episode last time
I saw the first episode but missed last week's, anything good?
>tfw no stream
>>68145575
Misogyny and one legged woman leaves because thunder gave her PTSD.
>be anon on the island
>equal women to men
>still can't get a gf
>>68145575
Stumpy got PTSD and left :(
What does Bear even do in this series?
>>68145695
narrates
>you now remember last season when the women spent all their energy sunbathing and spent almost the entirety of their time on the island sleeping on the floor
Anyone got a pic of that doctor woman in the sea?
>alpha male
Fuck off Rob.
http://tvplayer.com/watch/
if you go to channel 4 does that work?
Really want them to find a pig.
>using my brain to be able to do things
Like breathe?
>daddy's girl
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Raid the comment section on the fine bros entertainment newest video with comments about abc mouse
>25
>lives at home
Ew
>>68145801
>if you go to channel 4 does that work?
I don't think they have a live player?
>convenient junk
>>68145875
not the best place to post this mateI left home at 25 tbhwy
>>68145095
Why do they have all these knives and ropes?
Cheating.
>find some rope
>only take like a third of it
>>68145875
>not staying at home at 30 to save as much money as you can
free rent bitches.
>it's a Riz has a meltdown episode
What's wrong with a fishing line and hook with a bit of reflective paper on the end?
Really want someone to use riz's prayer mat as a bed cover.
what are they trying to catch fucking sharks?
g'wan paddy
>old woman was leader of the women
>poison all the woman by picking a wrong water source
>men arrive
>they correct the womans mistake
>"UGH! MEN!"
lmao
Wasn't she the one creaming over the chef last week?
This bitch is supposed to be a doctor.
>couldn't tell that the women's water was poisoning them
>has spent the entire time flirting
is they were 15 years old that muzzie would have raped them all by now
yeah she was
>women
>constantly thinking about sex
This is why women fail at everything.
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
P A K I S O U T
A
K
I
S
O
U
T
>took weak to live rough (on camera mind you) for a while to test himself
>blames his religion
>>68146084
Played a doctor in a porno.
jesus hes so fucking cringy
Is this the worst group ever?
Dont let the woman touch you. Fucking hell.
Why are women such no-necked babby cowards?
nah he'll be fine doc dans going to fix him up with a machete
>can't be around women that show skin
>mentally ill liberals across Britain would move millions of Riz's mates into the country tomorrow
Dont think she's a real doctor, lads.
>>68145908
They do, its new, but its on there.
>>68146416
Yeah, getting that feeling.
>all women talk about is sex
>just like last season
>birds on about sex again
And they say men are obsessive
The feminist is on the move.
Look out boys.
FUCKING WOMEN
fucking hate erika
>MUH NET
>>68146483
Women always fail the Bechdel test.
I hope Rob slips on a rock.
>women in charge of giving compliments
>>68146514
Can't wait for it to fail once finished and catching nothing.
The net is too wide.
>that qt flirting with the bellend student
STOP
Really though, why aren't they using fishing lines?
>>68146621
because they don't have them
>net catches no fish
>it's the men's fault, they put it in the wrong place
they had a fishing kit last season
and that net is way to fucking small
>>68146618
>turns out he's gay
She'll move onto the next guy. She's getting on my nerves. Carve yourself a dildo, love.
>lost the net
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Can't a third person film them from the beach?
Would fuck that oap feminist
Top kek
That accountant is thirsty af
already lost the fucking net
SHUT UP ERIKA
them hips
why don't the girls drink the mens cum
>>68146696
>>68146766
FUCKING MEN RUINING ALL MY HARD WORK
>going in flip flops
can't write this shit
No, really, she's supposed to be a doctor?
A doctor of what? Cock?
That's all she's been concerned about.
>thinks flip-flops are a bad choice.
jesus shes the camp cum dumpster
Am I sexist for noticing that the women are just way worse at this in every conceivable way?
NEED Shaney as my sheltered gf now
>Walking about on jagged rocks in a bikini
>>68146833
No because its true.
They do fuck all, apart from the feminist woman, all they talk about is sex and lay on the beach.
Did I tell you how smart me and my brain are?
JUST KEEP YOUR STUPID OPINIONS IN YOUR POCKET
leave shaney alone
Alice is such a slag
>alices hips
MUH DICK
Robo dick ad.
>>68146935
Is she? Looks to me like she had the hots for the chef and picked up a beta orbiter. Not that slaggy tbqh
>>68146882
And argue. But not even with the men, with each other.
>alpha-can't keep hold of a net - Rob gets injured on the rocks
>emergency surgery needed
>Dr Dan rushes to the scene
>in need of assistance
>Dr Alice gobbling cock away in the bushes
>big Rob dead
>>68147040
I love Dr Dan. Just wanna give him a big cuddle 2bh. What a guy.
>>68147040
Good porn plot that
HEEM SLEEPY
Beta did get the pussy juice in time.
>plumber
RIP BETA
Popping down to the corner shop, lads. What are we all wanting from Mr Sharma?
>>68147124
£1 mix-up and a coke.
>>68147124
Alices lips around my dick
>little brother
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OMG BOYS XD
OUCH
Friend zoned. Brilliant.
Beta orbiter confirmed.
Friendzoned.
BETA.
>found nets
>netgirl
Calling it
FUCKING FRIENDZONED
>>68147146
Is it bad to be 22 and still buying a £1 mix from the local shop?
>all those spots
By the ocean and they can't have a wash..
I feel like the editor forgets there are even men on this island with them.
>>68147266
Nah, helping the local business.
>>68147115
We've known this since week one Chris
Who's more alpha?
Doctor Dan or Rob
>this oap bitch
>>68147344
Doc Dan is the alpha here. No doubt.
>>68147344
Rob's a poser.
>>68147344
The fat guy from the north
Will someone please cave in Erika's head with a rock.
Alpha Rob ded
RIP Rob
>you will never swim out and rescue rob and drag him back to the beach as a hero where all the women touch your willy
Ok lads. Who'd you fuck first. I like the bar maid. Nice jugs.
CHICKEN MADRAS
they've fucking killed him the absolute madmen
>>68147433
"Doctor" hips. Not gonna lie.
CHICKEN MADRAS
Will they eat his body lads?
>>68147462
>>68147477
weird, i didn't have that advert
>>68147433
She's a total slag mate.
I'd hate fuck Alice. And have that beta watch.
>>68147470
Absolute no tit. Not a fan.
>rob ''''''alpha''''
KEKKING
>>68147433
Bet the plumber could clean my pipes out if you know what I mean ;^)
>>68147488
I hope so. It's the only way to gain his powers.
I thought the old woman quit or something in the first episode? I missed episode 2 and most of this one, but I could be making it up entirely anyway.
Black male white female dominoes advert lads
>>68147521
Please explain
>>68147512
>let's the dude massage her neck and shit
>"he's my little brother"
They do this shit intentionally don't they.
Anyone watch the last series? I was a big fan of that blonde milf with the humongous jugs. What was her name. I was gutted when she left the island.
>>68147513
tits are small but those hips.
kek
>Rob
>Rob
>are you out there?
>>68147565
https://youtu.be/jjnrLt3VuSM
Fuck off Rob.
I wanted you claimed by the sea.
Why is he still holding the selfie stick ?
>>68147645
This. Doctor dan is the alpha of the island.
kill that fucking old cunt
If he doesn't die, I'll feel rob-bed
>motherfucker
>he's got a camera
Scripted af tbphwy
>>68147656
scripted.
Rob pls die
>trying to walk around the coast
fucking mental
>>68147590
As soon as he was subservient to her, she relegated him to orbiter.
He should have retained his integrity.
>>68147667
Yeah, the ACTUAL doctor.
Hardcore Rob.
Rob has claimed Alice.
"The Island with Rob and Alice"
I swear some of these guys haven't talked yet.
Where did they find so many numales?
>whole episode dedicated to maybe catching a fish
Remember last year when the fish went off overnight?
Who's the biggest knob?
Between erika and Rob desu
>>68147799
Yes! That northerner was an absolute beast with his fishing rod too
>>68147804
Rob's got a big knob. Alpha
>all the twats in this thread hating rob
You clearly can't handle him being the alpha male
>>68147799
Pretty sure a fishermans boat showed up.
>she sang a little song omg I love her xD
as if they caught something.
poor shark
why didn't they just wait till the sea was calm in the first place the fucking idiots
>>68147828
Wish i was that northerner. True alpha
Who's the Locke of the group?
>>68147828
>it's a Vic goes on strike episode
>>68147832
Proclaiming yourself an alpha doesn't make you an alpha. He's continually fucking up.
>>68147892
Me too Bro. South coast right here.
>>68147920
That Northern guy
Chav.
>>68147930
>it's a vic carries the whole group for another week episode
We get it love, you're from the South
>>68147963
This northern guy has nothing on vic from last series. Hate this guy.
Eliza has a lot to say considering she's done fuck all.
>rip Beta
can't wait to see that normie TWAT fall off the rocks next week
sex box thread lads?
Want to on the island next season desu. Representing the /tv/ lads.
Is Shark haram?
>>68148051
don't think they allow anime watchers desu
>>68148036
>next week
mate they have been teasing that each week, this happened last year, we wont see if till the last episode at this rate.
Assassins creed doctor dan. True alpha.
>>68148065
I bet that's why they kicked the paki off
>confirmed camp bitch
you guys going to watch sex box next?
>>68148051
Drop dank Bane memes into every sentence.
>the little things don't matter
>is promptly having another argument with one of the girls again
Was that friendzone falling?
I hate these fucking McDonalds ads.
>>68148051
>"that's a big tree"
>"for you"
>"fuck off anon"
it would be awesome if there were guys from /out/ and /k/
>>68148051
>congratulations fish, you got yourself caught
>>68148100
>interracial couple in the opening
>degenerate box
It's a sign of the end times that a show like this can be made and get views.
>>68145735
Didn't they get lost in the forest for 3 days?
walking in circles?
>>68148257
Fuck off back to church.
I'd fuck this dude, no homo.
what the fuck is this?
are they going to have sex in that box?
on live TV?
is this what we've come to?
>teaching British people to have better sex
>he's a saffa
>>68148374
they never show the sex.
Thats a bloke lol
>that look of disappointment on his face
State of that, bet the guys gutted.
>applications closed
Fuck off.
>>68148257
Apathyslime
I've always wanted to shag a fat bird. You reckon if i went on sex box they'd set it up for me?
She's not that bad really.
>finally a way for me to lose my virginity without paying
where do i sign up lads
>>68148321
Please vote for Bernie Sanders he's gonna make things free.
>attached me to the sink
Fucking Jay...
Does anybody remember rylan or ryan on the very first season of the island? He was a top tier contestant.
what if he rapes her in the box
>>68148475
Tell her you'll give her some chicken madras
>>68148576
If you put your hand over her mouth then it isn't rape.
>she comes out of the box with two black eyes and crying hysterically
now that would be good tv
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3533561/Muslim-contestant-walks-Island-Bear-Grylls-not-handle-women-wearing-bikinis.html
KEK
>>68148627
Is it live?
Anyone know where to find the island on demand/torrent/stream? Missed it on channel 4.
>>68148690
nope
This Sam bitch was in Big Brother last year.
>>68148739
just go to the 4oD
>>68148782
high test af
>>68148815
it's not on there till tomorrow i thought?
Those tits though.
>>68148739
4od
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-island-with-bear-grylls
It's not up yet. Should be soon though.
>>68148850
should be on in there in like an hour or so.
>>68147344
Doctor Dan's alpha aura is making Rob feel insecure
>>68148866
>>68148862
lads i've been spoilt by iplayer
who else /nolicense/ here?
>>68148966
Reported to the police, they'll be there within the hour.
>dat planted net
>dat planted dead shark
Come on grylls it's getting embarassing now, scenes from next week they find a frozen tesco turkey in the wild.
>>68149014
i'm white, the police will do sod all
>>68149146
That shark was so not planted
>but lol the most useless pair of red-holes on the beach just happened walked past this here net. Guess we're not deadwood now r we guys :^)
>>68146639
they do
>>68147521
eww
are there any attractive girls this series?
It's still not on iplayer lads i've been refreshing every minute for the last hour
>>68150549
fuckin hell lads its still not here
>>68150176
The female doctor is a solid 9
I can't tell the others apart yet but I'd probably do them all
>>68150741
>>68150549
because it's on 4od not iplayer
>>68150876
>tfw not posh enough for her
