What's his superpower?
Having a criminal empire.
>>68140512
DONT
>>68140512
DELETE THIS
the "I Don't Want No Trouble" power
>>68141468
WUZ
>>68140512
>>68142601
being a turbocuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8CtOqJy6xM
>>68144027
>you're a cuck if you're starstruck
Communism
>>68140512
Busting his nuts, and ending up in the hospital.
>>68144212
Starcuck pls
using whatever item is around him to kick your ass
his only weakness is being naked in an empty warehouse
>>68140512
His Animality was a fucking dragon.
You can't get any more badass than turning into a dragon.
>FINISH HIM!
>>68140512
10 things that are not him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8u4CEBVq7s
>>68144212
after being one of the most successful martial art actors, the greatest moment of your life was being knocked out by someone you should consider your equal.
that's cuck 101 for you.
jackie chan is a textbook example of the chinese workerbee mentality. "I'm just a small, unimportant cog that has to do it's job for the greater good."
look at his statements towards the chinese government which are almost exclusively apologies btw. he's bowing to his masters like a faggot despite having learned so much better from his experiences in the western world.
I accidentally seen ever Jackie Chan film.
>>68147956
if your interested, police story 1, 2, drunken master 1 and 2, meals on wheels, and armor of god are his best
>>68140512
Tax evasion
>>68147991
Just downloaded police story. I'm pretty hyped.
>tfw accidentally got a dub but whatevs
>>68140512
Becomes invincible in a room full of furnitures.
Avoiding taxes.
Panama Papers
>>68140512
Why are my filters not working for this superpower meme bullshit!?
The more wacky the scenario, the harder he fights. Not even batman with his prep time could out fight a Full Powered Jackie Chan. That scenario alone is so ridiculous and wacky in its premise Batman would be humbled by his defeat so greatly, he would hang up his cowl and invest in the community with his fortune.
>>68148129
you can watch 90% of his movies subbed free on KissAsian.com
>>68147857
He doesn't want his organs harvested in the middle of the night
>>68147857
>Jackie
>Equal to Bruce Lee
He outright accepts he was no match to Bruce Lee. Bruce was like an idol to him
Jackie is just humble on tv. He knows how big he is
He can beat Batman or any other martial artist. In fact, he could beat them all at once if he is either drunk, attacked in a place with lots of furniture or while holding something he does not want to drop (a baby, food, an expensive vase etc.).
>tfw realizing he's a racist stereotype in all his American movies
Batman v Superman shouldve happened in the early 1990s and starred Jet Li as Batman and Jackie Chan as Superman
billy chong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS2UomCpa-U
>>68140549
underated
