Just finished this, was it good?
>Magically gets inside Gotham that's meant to be blocked off from the outside world
>Nuclear bomb ticking
>Spends whole day painting bat picture in gasoline on a bridge for no real purpose
Pretty good. I don't know about the post credit scenes though.
Begins was the only decent one out of the bunch
Realism and Batman don't mesh well together
>>68130118
Why don't you tell me?
>>68130169
>Begins
>decent
>A microwave so powerful that it can boil all the water in the city's storm drains doesn't kill anyone
>>68130118
It was all part of Nolan's master plan
>>68130228
Did you even watch the movie? And to suggest it's better than this means you're missing brain cells
>>68130258
You don't know how microwaves work.
>>68130118
this was so bad it basically spawned 500 comic book movies. If you can make a movie so bad and still make billions clearly everyone else is going to try.
Top cinéma desu
>>68130325
Studios have been making horrid cash-in sequels to followup legitimately great movies for decades.
>>68130515
>>68130169
If you didn't think TDK was one of the best capeshit movies ever, you are lying and/or a contrarian
>>68130610
>being jewefophe in this day and age
sm.h fampai...
>>68130118
Greatest 5 minutes of my life
>>68130118
>Why do the soldiers begin to punch the handcuffed mercenaries?
>>68130144
Gotham was blocked from people leaving, not entering faggot
>>68130118
>An off the cuff estimation of when the bomb will go off is all of a sudden taken as a certainty
>Those janky action scenes
>That meme-y dialogue
>Batman LITERALLY teleporting at times
>Gotham all of a sudden resembles a completely different city
>MUH RACHAEL
>Alfred literally goes 8 years watching Bruce mope and never once mentions Rachael to him
>We're expected to believe that a ninja trained Batman fucked his knee up falling from a 2 storey building
>We're expected to believe that the obvious high on morphene commissioner of police ordering every cop, LITERALLY EVERY COP, to go looking for the Masketa Man in the sewers would happen
>We're expected to believe that the commissioner of police wouldn't be taken seriously about the Masketa Man
>We're expected to believe that Bane became a known threat in Gotham before the hiest despite no context being offered
>We're expected to believe that the stock market plot point would even be remotely viable
>We're offered no context on what the clean slate thing is until exposition is literally dropped in the viewers lap
>We're expected to believe that Selina Kyle knew who Bane was and that she fears him, with no context
I could go on for hours nitpicking about all the BULLSHIT in this film, but you guys don't want that
>>68130118
How did he fix his spine? Wouldn't he need medical attention?
>>68130118
8/10 portions
>>68131664
There's an entire dialogue devoted to this.
inb4 baneposters
>>68131715
would you mind sharing it?
>>68130118
Make you're own mind up.
>>68130118
Are you a spooky ghost? Be honest, OP
>>68130144
it's not like he's the fucking batman or anything. You think he can't cross a fucking river without a bridge? god, you're so retarded.
>>68130118
Wonderful ending, the ending quote left me speechless.
>"Now is not the time for fear, that comes later"
10/10 Bravo Nolan
>>68131247
stop reading at memey, i almost thought you could think for a sec
>>68131876
He did give some good points though.
Sadly, no. This is one of those movies were I remember trying to delusion myself into thinking I liked it after seeing it in the cinema. The hype was so massive, everyone was talking about going to see it. And it just wasn't... very good.
But it gave us Baneposting, so it's a 10/10 capekino.
>>68130118
>Just finished this, was it good?
Yes, it was.
It was overrated too.
>>68130144
If these were seriously big enough problems for you that it took you out the film than you have autism. And I'm not saying there aren't any parts in this movie that suck, but the ones you listed definitely don't, unless, again, the viewer is an autistic faggot.
>>68130275
Yeah I do. It heats up my dinner.
How to Pander to Cynical Millenials: The TrilogyBRAVO NOLAN
>>68135916
you want whimsy in batman?
>>68130118
it annoyed me that batman didnt even appeared in the movie
>Pedophile Bane
>nonsensical Talia
>Bruce quit after TDK for several years
>cipher Catwoman
>barely any Batman
It was trash.
>>68130169
This.
