>Batman punches Superman
>"That's for blowing up my favorite pizza joint!"
>BvS comes out.
>It makes over a billion and scores well on RT.
>>68124190
btfo
/thread
>>68124190
That's a result not a written story anon
>>68124206
You say that, but the story of how fucking awful BvS was will be told for generations to come.
>>68124190
Fucking kek. Have DCucks ever not been BTFO?
>"Tell me, do you bleed?" says batman
>superman replies, "Not as much as a virgin haha!"
>"lol" says batman
>>68124155
>Wonder Woman: "that's a cute outfit Superman, did your boyfriend Bruce give it to you?
>>68124240
Should write BvS for how it'd be in Marvel then!
>Doomsday grows a giant bone saw hand
>Wonder Woman: "Definitely swipe left"
I don't care to think about capeshit that much.
>>68124190
Damn
>Batman has a bat credit card
>>68124190
ITT: DCuck's jealous of marvel money and power
what's wrong? can't handle a quips?
>>68124190
>>68124155
That would imply that Man of Steel would have happened the way it did.
Honestly, the MCU version of DCU is everything from Batman: The Animated Series to the end of Justice League: Unlimited. At this point, they'll never pull off anything as good as that series of cartoons. And it's a damn shame.
>>68124155
It would be succesful.
>>68124155
>you know the oldest lie in America senater? It's that Jews can be innocent
Whoa, sam, I didn't know you were back
>Batman: "You're gonna teach me how to punch? Okay, teach me how to punch."
>Wonder Woman punches Batman in the face
>WW: "That's how you punch."
>"Cute cape, Superman, did your fudge packing butt buddy knit that for you?"
>"What are you supposed to be, Doomsday?"
>"For you."
>>68124155
>Bruce is about to impale through the heart with the Kryptonite.
>Wait! Can't we settle this with a dance-off instead?
>DANCE? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
>Lois arrives.
>He loves Footloose!
>AAARGHH I LOVE FOOTLOSE TOO!
>The soundtrack is 1980's pop
>>68124155
>CIA becomes the leader of the Justice League
Who would be the wacky sidekick character? Every Marvel movie has a wacky sidekick who provides even more quips, (i.e. the hispanic guy in Ant-Man, Kat Dennings in Thor, etc..)
>>68124445
Here's a great song to start you off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEc4tshDjI0
>>68124475
Jimmy Olsen and Robin would be great at that
oh wait
>batman sits in the batcave badly bruised
>alfred comes over
>"what the fuck happened?"
>"I was mauled by a dog"
>"???"
>"A big fucking dog. Like this grrrr"
>>68124475
Robin played by Kevin Hart.
>>68124190
>>68124190
I'm not a DCuck or anything, but why does every Marvel movie automatically come out with a high RT score and "breaks box office records"?
>>68124522
Great idea here
>"Robin?! More like a crow. Brutha ever notice how white folks always get surprised I'm a black bird?"
![man-of-steel-poll-is-jonathan-kent-s-death-scene-stupid-or-does-it-work-555809[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fxlBMQR.jpg "man-of-steel-poll-is-jonathan-kent-s-death-scene-stupid-or-does-it-work-555809[1].jpg")
>Whoops! I guess I got carried away.
>>68124545
Quips, lots and lots of quips. Audiences love em!
>>68124190
BvS truly was the joke of the century
>>68124545
Marvel movies are aimed at normies and aspirational normies.
>>68124545
Lowest common denominator
>>68124553
>It's "robbin" with another b
>that's racist!
You just have to make lex luthor be a teen heart throb that has a lot of homoerotic tension with superman
>before he pushes louis off the buiding
>"sorry about this but we both know it is the only way to get his attention"
>after creating doomsday
>"I don't know why women make such a big fuss about creating life"
>superman shows up and starts fighting doomsday
>"oh no, daddy is home and he is mad"
>>68124155
>all this DC butthurt...
>2 hour battle against CGI robots
>>68124155
>Wonder Woman appears.
>Supes: Is she your friend?
>Batman: I've no friends.
>Supes: Oh sorry.
>>68124598
>"oh no, daddy is home and he is mad"
>>68124598
>before he pushes louis off the buiding
>"sorry about this but we both know it is the only way to get his attention"
I can see Loki saying this with a smug smile on his face.
>Batman goes to heaven
>Do you bleed?
>Yes, all 72 of them, sir
>tfw dcucks keep forgetting that one movie with arnold in it.
>Doomsday is born and punches Superman
>Superman: "Wow and Momma Kent said I was a cranky baby"
>>68124545
They are good movies
>>68124632
Oh Lordy
>>68124190
I don't get why I'm supposed to care critics and normies like Marvel and not DC.
![03a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sJ3nUK6.png "03a[1].png")
>Stop playing hide the super-zucchini Lois, we've got to report the 10 civilian deaths of the World Engine incident!
>>68124190
This thread backfired didnt it?
>>68124545
Avengers 2 and both Thors didn't have high RT rating either, they just didn't have terrible ones like BvS. Retards on this memeboard think a RT score is equal to how good the movie is, when it actually just signifies the percentage of critics that would recommend seeing it, and by that I mean anything above a 60% score is considered positive. Marvel movies don't aim high but they end up being at the very least tolerable, unlike BvS.
>>68124190
Absolutely BTFO
DCucks on suicide watch
>>68124602
I am very interested in the world where something called Batman v Superman is somehow a 2 hour long robot battle.
>>68124734
every marvel movie, despite title, ends up having a 2 hour robot battle.
>>68124752
But only Iron Man 2 and Age of Ultron had one.
>>68124545
Cause critics and audiences liked them? Same for DC stuff like Supergirl and Nolan Bat-man
also most of them don't even have that high of a score
>>68124734
kingdom come era where batman has all the batknight robots
>>68124190
>>68124190
DELETE THIS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>68124634
People born after Batman and Robin was released are now old enough to post on 4chan. DCucks haven't seen it.
>>68124404
Kek. I need more raimi posting.
>superman is holding on to a school bus that's about to fall of some bridge
>batman sneaks up
>"hey man what's going on"
>superman flinches and grabs batman's throat
>"stop sneaking up on me!"
>batman looks over superman's shoulder and mumbles "seems like you lost touch with humanity, again"
>"batman, you're a fucking asshole"
>"hey, they don't call me batman because I'm likeable"
>>68124798
>>68124829
You honestly might have something going with that, given it's perfectly in character for MoS Superman to dangle a school bus off a bridge.
>Hmm, I think I'll go for some shwarma before fighting Supes.
>>68124190
>Boy, do we have problems up here, mmh! Aah the...mmh, the problem of...of evil in the world. Aaamh, the problem of absolute virtue.
>I'll take you in without breaking you, which is more than you deserve.
>The problem about you above everything else. You above all. Ahh, 'cause that's what God is: Horus, Apollo, Jehova, Kal-El, Clark...Joseph...Kent. See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark-Jo. 'Cause God is tribal, God takes sides. No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fists and abominations. Mmm, I figured out way back. If God is all-powerful, he cannot be all-good. And if he's all-good, then he cannot be all-powerful, and neither can you be. They need to see the fraud you are...with their eyes: the blood on your hands.
>Great speech bro but I came here to dance.
>Clark dances mid-air and proceeds to give Lex a wedgie.
>>68124305
Ugh
>>68124155
Everyone's a sad clown instead of a soulless sad shit cipher:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBVh8G-7Edg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOPtiV2NxLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd7jTv-aY6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAr1isS1M6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhGPvE43aAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mMuLwNR0J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-U-x-okaXA
![landscape-1449139503-doomsday-warners-dc-batman-superman-trailer-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PLAAH3x.jpg "landscape-1449139503-doomsday-warners-dc-batman-superman-trailer-1[1].jpg")
>Batman: OH SHI...
>Doomsday: Language!
