What's his superpower?
big dick
>>68119347
ayy yo, hol up and gibsmedat science armor
BBC
>>68119347
Being a bro
by pissing me off by being black
there i said it
>>68119347
The power to not be a tosser and doing the one job he has to do.
Telling cool stories
Taking a role from Cuba Gooding Jr.
>>68119347
He has all the strength and agility of a bird colonel
>>68119347
>What's his superpower?
being a real nigga
dying in the trailer
>>68119347
>WE
>WUZ
>KANGZ
No wait, that's Black Panther.
>>68119347
how are his nostrils the same size as his eye sockets?
He's gonna take pollution down to zero
>>68119347
Explosives
>>68119567
Monkey stuffs
>>68119465
You. I like you.
Obtaining welfare
BLACKEDING Pepper Potts
>>68119840
d.e.l.e.t.e..t.h.i.s.
>>68119796
>DC fans are racist assholes
Shocker
Being the original token black of the MCU.
changing into different black men
>"If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be."
>was told the square root of 2 was 2
>because of this he believes the square root of 2 should be 1
>drops out of college because of this
>>68119769
kill yourself
>>68119389
>>68119401
Reminder that the BBC= the TBB
>>68120053
Wait, did cheadle actually say this?
>>68120339
Terrence Howard
>>68120380
i copy pasted from a rolling stones article
>>68120339
>>68120053
Terryology is fact. So is Nation of Islam.
>>68120520
i once met someone who belied the earth is flat AND that the time cube exists
>>68120573
Never heard of the time cube, but it already sounds like a good laugh. I didn't know what NoI believed till I read the Yakub wikipedia page, almost died laughing.
Flat earthers are hilarious. Who gains from the earth being flat? Globe salesmen? What's on the other side of the Earth, hidden people? How far do I have to dig down to get there, and will I fall into space?
Met a kid who believed in chem trails. He asked "If they paid you millions, could you kill a lot of people in a plane?" I said "Sure, but then I come back down and breath the shit in myself, that'd be stupid, right?"
People are fascinating.
>>68119347
Being 30% cheaper than Howard.
>>68120694
>he doesn't know the earth has a four corner day
>>68119347
Mooching off his rich friend.
>>68119496
Tip toppest kek goddamnit anon.
Literally robbery.
>>68119347
Martial blackness.
collecting welfare
>>68119347
the first actor was fucking perfect , he looked just like war machine in secret wars
and now they have this ugly mofo that makes boyega look beatiful
If you put chains on him he starts to rap.
>>68122245
Terrence was handsome, this guy looks like a literal ape.
>>68122245
I don't think anyone would want to work with Terrence "1 + 1 = 1" Howard these days
>>68122358
I thought it was 1 x 1 = 2 or some bullshit
>>68122393
Yeah something like that, I can't remember anything other than how dumb it was
>>68122393
It was, you're right. Google "Terryology" if you need a good laugh.
His retardation wasn't what did it. Just rewtached Iron Man, very good performance from Terrence really. Problem is, I've heard he was the most expensive part of the movie. Then it did very well, I can only imagine Mr. Howard thought it was his shrimp dick that made the movie so good and had nothing to do with the charm RDJ can bring. So he got canned, and since Cheadle hadn't been doing anything he was cast for (a betting man would guess) a much lower price.
Shame, because Iron Man 2 was horse shit. Same director as 1, but they must have given Favreau a script typed up in comic sans.
All the black characters in the avengers so far have just been "some friend that gets a cool suit that he stole"
Black Panther is about the only self-made hero in this and he JUST showed up
>>68120734
>tfw only just saw the original site is down.
>>68119401
I didn't know Don Cheadle was into awful British programming
>>68119347
Welfarium skeleton
>>68119347
Filling diversity quotas.
He's three fifths of an Iron Man.
>>68119347
Thievery.
>>68119887
>calling someone racist on 4chan
Getting hurt so people can feel sad for Iron Man.
>>68122532
I consider Fury to be an honorary member.
>>68120175
fuck you faggot
fite me irl
>>68119347
he has a rich friend
The ability to know were the white women are at
>>68119347
The power to poop parties.
>>68119347
he can be invisible in the darkness
>>68119347
He is the second ballsiest thief in the MCU.
>>68119347
I GOTZ ME A SUIT U WIL GIBS ME EVERYTHING
GIBS ME DAT GIBS ME EVERYTHINGGGG
>>68119347
supposed to be a more powerful and dangerous version of iron man but marvel studios is based as fuck
>Tony why are you forcing a brother to use wings when you could make me a jetpack?
>Or better yet, why not give me a set of your iron man flight gloves?
It's like the MCU is trying to be racist.
>>68124607
at least give the guy a fuckin helmet
>>68119496
Terrence Howard woulda been better, Don Cheadle sucks
>>68119347
world class pilot so he should be able to fly the suit better than tony
>>68124715
Next time baby.
Running from genocide
>>68124722
if you think piloting an aircraft is similar to flying in a suit, then have I got some bad news for you, friendo
>>68119347
Reading a contract better than Terrence Howard.
>>68124983
How do you know it's not? Have you flewn in an ironman suit before?
>>68122532
Well that is until we get black panther
>>68122504
Howard was the first to sign on before even RDJ and all the budget cuts to get the thing made so he ended up getting paid more.
The problem was when he thought this gave him negotiation power for the next one.
>>68125033
I happen to have a pilot's license and do sky diving as a hobby of sorts, so yeah I guess I can say I know what I'm talking about
>>68119347
Attains powers on the first of the month, then spends all of his power before he can save anyone for the rest of the month.
>>68119347
The US government
>>68122245
but all black people look the same
>>68125123
So because you flewn in planes and jump out of them like a retard you think you're an expert on ironman suits?
You probably are because you're a pilot. dumbass.
>>68124607
>It's like the MCU is trying to be racist.
War Machine does only get pissed after RDJ Jr destroys the watermelon.
>>68119347
Flying robot nigger.
>>68119347
Invisibility at night
>>68119347
No seriously, what IS his superpower? What can he do that Iron Man can't, apart from having that shoulder turret thingy?
>>68125959
He's basically another iron man. Why is this such a difficult concept?
>>68119347
being replaced by another actor
>>68125982
But what's interesting about that? At least Falcon can fly around and shit.
>>68125982
why don't they make more than one?
>>68126024
Are you uh....implying that Iron man and war machine can't fly and somehow Falcon flying is distinctive?
Every black hero sucks dick
Is there anyone with enough autism to tell me whether or not Black Panther is actually going to be cool or can I just expect more lame non-powers in the future.
>>68126069
I meant to compare Warmachine to Falcon, since they're both friends with an Avenger. Falcon has different abilities to Cap, but Warmachine and Iron Man are basically the same. He's not really unique.
>>68126049
They do. This is addressed in iron man 2, 3, and to some extend age of ultron.
>>68126198
Well, being real, Warmachine is way more powerful than Falcon. It's just Falcon is not retarded.
Falcon can fly. That's it. Warmachine is rockin Iron Man's tech barely limited. Falcon has some guns he sports. Cool! Warmachine is another Iron Man.
Really I'm glad he dies in CA (no spoiler needed, trailer did that work for me). AWFUL character for the series.
>>68125982
Whats so difficult about shit posting?
>black people
>give black ironman suit
wait isn't that racist
>>68119347
niggabilities
and racial diversity
>>68119567
He's a negro
>TONY GIEB SUIT
>>68128124
It's Grey? it's always been Grey?
I liked Iron Patriot tho
WE WUZ AAHN MANGZ n SHIEEEET
So could he beat iron man in a fight?
>>68119347
Niggerism, obviously.
>>68119347
He's got an affirmative action figure.
>>68119347
Why was Terrance Howard replaced?
>>68128394
He wanted more money than RDJ.
And nobody gets more money than RDJ.
>>68128512
Damn straight. Nobody. Especially monkeys.
Why doesn't he build captain america a suit? Like, what possible downside would there be?
>>68119347
Not being there to assist the Avengers during the alien invasion, much like black fathers are not there to raise their children.
>>68128671
Outside of having to fight Cap who's wearing powerarmor now?
>>68128730
he could easily include a 'power-off' button´though, Cap is too dumb to ever figure it out
>>68128730
Well I meant before they were trying to kill each other
>>68128671
Tony gave a suit to Rhodes because they've been friends for years. Otherwise, he's tried the whole "building weapons for soldiers to use" thing and he doesn't really like it that much since the first IM movie. Getting his tech into the wrong hands is also a bad idea, the less risk the better. Otherwise, he'd just make one for all of the Avengers and even Coulson's cat.
He's a nigger and he stole something.
Why is no one talking about that
He can stand being friends with Tony.
Heart.
>>68119347
WHERE DA WHITE WOMENZ AT?
I thought this was an action movie
not an affirmative action movie
>>68128671
Because Cap isn't a lifelong friend? Because Cap would most likely also refuse? Because Cap was talking smack to Tony in Avengers and implying he's nothing without the suits?
Tony doesn't just give Rhodey a suit in IM2 because he asks. Rhodey nicks it and Tony later decides 'whatever..'
>>68119399
lmao
Love it how /pol is no longer a containment board; /pol is now 4chan
>>68124727
This is the funvee.
das a war machine story
He can steal your bike from the sky.
he has wide nose powers.
big long thick nigger cock that instantly turns you into a cuck if you a short tiny dicked white boi like op.
satisfied, op?
>>68119347
Being a cyborg after his asshole gets blown out in this Civil War turbo-pleb extravaganza.
>Rhodey literally stole his suit from Tony in Iron Man 2
>>68129814
black people have gotten that bad
Whyed they ever change it to the iron patriot and then change it back?
>>68129814
4chan's always been like this you fucking newfag
>>68119347
WE WUZ IRONCUH N SHIT
>>68129814
Fresh off the boat from 9gag, I see.
AYO HOL UP
*smack lips*
So you be sayn I gets da power of a chiggen NIGGA?
>>68131106
I just realized he stole his suit too
How does his armor even stay maintained and powered without Tony?
>>68131165
what about black panther
>>68131491
He literally wuz kings and shiet.
>white man builds things
>black man steals things
pottery
>>68122678
>awful British programming
Why do you hurt me anon? Is it to see me cry? BBC might have lost it's way... but it's still trying, damnit!
>>68119566
Nani desu?
>>68120694
>Implying chemtrails aren't real
>Implying they kill people rather than various physiological and psychological effects
>Implying there isn't documented evidence of the American government using them in the past
Stay disinfo
>>68130906
>implying you even go outside
>>68126069
>Every black hero sucks dick
>he doesn't know about based Black Panther
>>68119347
Being in good movies
>>68131896
More like BLACKED Panther
I love how many nigger characters, to this day, are level-headed and wise as fuck offering counsel to white characters.
How many niggers do you know that you'd ask for advice about anything besides how to roll blunts?
Man Terence Howard sure looks different between Iron Man 1 and 2. I heard they hired him to make jokes at the Oscar too, talk about multi talented.
>>68120694
Chemtrails are real. Geo engineering, weather monitoring, military applications, etc
>>68119347
when his rage meter fills he can use his special chimp out attack
>>68119399
>literally stole the armor from Tony
>>68132084
You tell em bro. Don't let them win! I blame the Reptillians.
>>68119347
>faster than a speeding bullet shot at his homies
>more powerful than a cholo with a loco motive
>able to eat all watermelons in a single mouth
>>68128372
*shoots finger guns at anon*
>>68131896
Luke Cage is another example of based nigger
>>68129814
That's a weird way to spell hate.
>>68130940
Marketing thought "War Machine" was too aggressive. Then the Iron Patriot armor was hijacked and used to kidnap the president. Makes sense he would go back to being War Machine.
>>68124727
Why did they drop him again? Hollywood hates him why?
>>68134720
Asked for the same paycheck as RDJ
>>68119347
Able to go to prison without even committing a crime
