post the last five films you saw and rate them
>hey guys, look how cool I am! I gave TFA a 4 instead of the 7 it deserves
>>68107235
>TFA
>7
>>68107099
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla - 10/10
rush hour - 10/10
bill and teds bogus journey - 11/10
TFA - 6/10
the big boss - 8/10
>>68107282
TFA is a solid 9/10
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks 5/10
Suddenly (the Sinatra one) 7/10
Katzelmacher 6/10
(500) Days of Summer 5/10
Love Is Colder Than Death 7/10
>>68107282
its a decent 6/10
>>68107099
Post all ratings.
>>68107099
>roma citta aperta just 2 point over manchild wars
please die nigger
>>68107099
>>68107556
Their scores should be switched
>>68107099
> rating movies with numbers instead of short essays
top pleb
Pretty great week of movies
Eyes Wide Shut 5/5
Blade Runner 2/5
BvS 3/5
MoS 3/5
TFA 3/5
>>68108728
you should watch stolen kisses
top truffaut
>>68108848
It's on my watchlist.
>>68107099
on letterboxd I judge entirely subjectively, the more I enjoyed it, the more stars it gets
>>68107099
Hackers-4/10
Only God Forgives-7/10
In the Heart of the Sea-7/10
Room-9/10
Never Back Down 2 -6/10
BvS
good
Point Break remake
meh
Berberian Sound Studio
good
AM1200
good
They Look Like People
good
>>68107099
Not the last five I saw, but last five I reviewedSérie Noir is GOAT
Comment C'est Loin : 9/10
BvS : 6,5/10
Ex Machina : 7/10
Skirt Day (La Journée de la Jupe) : 1/10
TFA : 8/10
>>68107099
SW TFA 2/5
Thief 5/5
Child's Play 3/5
On the Waterfront 4/5
Boogie Nights 3/5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8cugN66cY
>Paths of glory
8/10
>Drive
7/10
>BvS
6/10
>John dies at the end
6/10
>Artificial Intelligence
7/10
been watching a lot of plebs hit recently.
>>68109487
>TFA the lowest rated of that mediocre lot
When will this meme end?
>>68108803
Didn't like bladerunner?
>>68108884
I'm curious about what you did and didn't like about aliens and predator.
Last five I've seen overall is also the last shit I've seen in theatres. Don't really watch movies at home because my roommates will always interrupt.
Batman v Superman - 3/5
10 Cloverfield Lane - 4/5
The Revenant - 3/5
Deadpool - 3/5
The Brothers Grimsby - 2/5
>>68108803
>Blade Runner lower rated than Man of Steel
end your fucking life
Whiplash - 8
Blade Runner - 9
Paul Blart 2 - fucking 0
Kingsman - 6
The Strangers - 3
Sicario, 7
10 Cloverfield Lane, 8
Beneath the Planet of the Apes, 7
As Above, So Below, 5
Everest, 4
>>68107099
force awakens 6/10 but really good for a star wars flick
hateful 8 8/10
brooklyn 7/10
don't remember what i watch before these three
>shaun of the dead
8/10, probably the only one on here that is actually a legitimate movie i watched, same 2 stars and director from "hot fuzz," great comedic value and definitely has multiple watches in it, good hangout movie
>cheech and chong
5/10, i'd probably rate it lower if i wasn't stoned out of my gourd when i watched it, but even then the whole movie was retarded as fuck, the simply fact it's completely indegestible while not being under the influence is an obvious red flag that it was only made for soup-brained potheads
>mr. bean's holiday
7/10, mr. bean is hardcore nigger shit
>super high me
5/10 wasn't even paying attention, it kept cutting away from the logistics and studies to show his shitty "DUDE WEED LMAO" stand-up
>scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed
8/10, if you don't like this movie i don't know what to tell you, there isn't a more essential tv-shitposting movie next to the grinch and the dark night rises, buff shaggy is top shelf shit
as you can tell i got really fucking high a while back and marathoned all these garbo movies
>>68107099
Last Samurai - 7/10. Good movie, doesn't feel historically sound.
TFA - 7/10. Cheeseball aspects become more apparent with more views, but great the first time and still Star Wars.
Monty Python's Meaning of Life - English/10.
SLC Punk - 6/10. First half is pretty good, the second half where they shove some half-ass sentiment down your throat is lacking and forced.
Fellowship of the Ring - 6/10. 3 hours and 48 minutes long with poor pacing and subpar adapation from the book. Lengthy fights could have been reduced to fill out the plot more. Still my favorite LOTR entry.
>>68111480
>mr. bean is hardcore nigger shit
>>68111046
Accept the fact that your opinion isn't the only one
>>68111579
IZ U WIDDIT BLOOD?
>The Blob (1988)
8.5/10
>Dazed and Confused
10/10
>Oculus
6.5/10
>Banshee Chapter
5.5/10
>Everybody Wants Some!!
10/10
The Night of the Hunter: 8/10
7 Days in May: 7/10
Ran: 10/10
Zootopia: 7/10
The Tenant: 6/10
I'm watching Nikita tonight
BvS - 8/10
Star Wars Ep 7 - 6.5/10
Lolita (1997) - 8/10
A Most Violent Year - 9.5/10
Deadpool - 7/10
>>68107405
>TFA 9/10
>The Hunt 7/10
People like you need to die. Honestly.
Crimson peak 2/5
Amadeus 5/5
Blow 3/5
Steve Jobs 4/5
Half Nelson 2/5
>>68107099
Touch of Evil (1958) - 9/10
Fantastic Four (2015) - 4/10
The Editor (2014) - 8/10
Bone Tomahawk (2015) 7/10
Batman v Superman
8/10
The Martian
7/10
Deadpool
6/10
Eraserhead
10/10
Ex Machina
9/10
>>68114264
>meme actor
>deserves more than 7
predictable
>>68107099
>Służby Specjalne
6.5/10
>Kill the Messenger
7.5/10
>5th Wave
4/10
>Akira
8/10
>DeadPool
6/10
>>68107417
Ha! I just recently watched She Wolf of the SS.
>>68108803
Yeah, man. Go watch 2 more cuts of Blade Runner. That shytes god tier.
Animal Kingdom - 8/10
Batman v Superman - 5/10
Drive - 8/10
TFA - 6/10
Pulp Fiction - 8/10
>>68107099
Don't know why everybody shits on White, perfect simple storytelling
>>68107405
Avengers is better than that.
>>68114966
White is my least favorite of the series, but that's not saying much... still a great movie.
>>68110608
Man, you had me until A.I. I didn't hate it, I just wished Stan could've finished it as it delved too far into Spielberg territory.
Oh, and I'm a huge Coscarelli fan, so it breaks my heart you rated AI higher!!
>The Big Boss
8/10
>X-Men: Days of Future Past
9/10
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
6/10
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens
9/10
>Gran Torino
>10/10
>Bone Tomahawk
7/10
>Lucky Number Slevin
7/10
>Religulous
6/10
>The Princess Bride
8/10
>The Good Dinosaur
9/10 visuals 5/10 everything else
About to watch Breaker Morant
>rating movies when you can't even hold your own in an academic discussion about cinema
I'm literally laughing at you all.
>>68107099
Mr Right. - 5/10
30 days of night - 7/10
Big trouble in little china - 9/10
Divergent - 4/10
National Lampoons Loaded weapon 1 - 6/10
> TFA 8
> Batman v. Superman 576 U.S. ___ (2015) 5
> The VVitch 9
> Turbo Kid 7
> Crimson Peak 6
R8 my taste, /tv/.
>>68115343
>I like every film I've ever seen
>>68115187
You're still posting on /tv/ like the rest of us. Stop kidding yourself.
>>68115416
Nothing wrong with enjoying something you put that many hours of your life into, senpai.
>Inside Out
9/10
>Tomorrowland
6/10
>Divergent
6/10
>Insurgent
7/10
>Pokémon Destiny Deoxys
4/10
BvS 6/10
Star Wars TFA: 8/10
Cap TWS: 8.5/10
Pulp Fiction: 8/10
SnowPiercer 7.5/10
>>68115416
Not every film. Only the ones I've recently watched.
The Force Awakens 6.8/10
Pee Wee's Big Adventure 7/10
Zootopia 8.5/10
Sherlock Holmes 8/10
Elysium 7/10
Batman vs Superman, 7/10
London Has Fallen, 6/10
Deadpool, 9/10
Concussion, 7/10
The Force Awakens, 8/10
>The Hateful Eight
3.5/4
>Safety Last
3.5/4
>Alice In The Cities
3.5/4
>The Guest
3/4
>Spy
2.5/4
>>68114991
No, it's actually a 3
>>68115628
people used to be embarrassed about posting bad taste on here, but now you see it in almost every post.
Ant-Man: 8/10
Batman v Superman: 6/10
TFA: 8/10
Spider-Man 2: 9.5/10
Some Kind of Monster: 8/10
>>68115752
Mind elaborating? What do you disagree with? And I swear to God, if you come out with some bullshit about how Titanic is good or Cameron is anything but a hack, I will literally destroy you.
Only films seen for first time:
Spoorlos (The Vanishing): 8.5/10
Only god forgives: 7/10
The revenant: 8/10
Ex machina: 9/10
The brood: 8/10
>>68107405
>>68107235
>>68107433
Getaloadofthisguy.jpg
Tfa is dogshit
>>68115802
>Some Kind of Monster: 8/10
Mah nigga
>>68115925
>Only God Forgives
>7/10
>TFA
>dogshit
Can you get any more contrarian, you faggot hipster?
>>68114264
TFA isn't anywhere near as emotionally manipulative as The Hunt
>>68115834
Not him, but I would give gladiator atleast a 7, probably an 8. I agree with the rest though.
Dog Star Man (1961-64) 4/5
Arnulf Rainer (1960) 3/5
Blow Job (1964) 1/5
One Piece: Adventure of Nebulandia (2016) 3/5
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) 3/5
Broken flowers 3/10
Black mass 2/10
The revenant 2/10
Under the skin 1/10
End of evangelion 10/10
>>68116059
One has a plot that is carried to completion. The other is a series of fragments that a director has arbitrarily decided are important in a rehashed/non-existent storyline.
Inb4 muh new hope same storyline but people liked that one, so they should like tfa
A new hope gets credit for doing it first (among Star Wars movies) and its amazing special effects for its time. On top of all that, even the subtler parts of tfa are also just rehashes of a new hope: recycled characters (ACTORS), memes that reference the old movies. It's a shit movie. And the acting is worse too.
>>68116700
>And the acting is worse too.
I don't have the energy to address your other points, but how can someone seriously believe this? TFA objectively has better acting than every other Star Wars film.
>>68111218
>Paul Blart 2 - fucking 0
We need to have a talk son.
>>68117171
Your movie a shit.
>>68116700
TFA is made with the knowledge that the next two films are coming. Critiquing it for not completing its story is akin to critiquing The Fellowship of the Ring for similar reasons.
>>68117171
Orly??
Funny and hilarious Harrison ford versus old and simply bitter Harrison ford. I'll be the first to admit that I don't think the script did the actors many favors, but it's not like any significant character was putting a better show than ford in tfa. Meanwhile OT ford completely upstages tfa ford.
Also, go fuck yourself you fucking idiot. You're first move is to just call someone a contrarian faggot but you can't provide shit to support your own opinion. You're the shit of this board and probably blow in real life too.
>>68117602
This isn't even a controversial point. Even Harrison gave a subtler, more tragic performance than he gave in the OT. Adam Driver was infinitely more varied than Hayden's surface-level shit. Like even the people who hate the movie concede this. Of all the things to criticize about TFA, this makes the least amount of sense.
>>68117767
>Harrison gave a subtler, more tragic performance than he gave in the OT
whatever you need to sleep at night. Ford is uninspired in tfa. It's mostly menacing glares and the occasional hamfisted tender moment.
>even people who hate the movie concede this
One of the differences between us seems to be that I don't get my opinions from the Internet. I don't really give shit what other people who hated tfa think. And your use of this as some kind of excuse shows a clear lack of maturity.
harrison ford hasnt given a good performance since the last jack ryan movie
>>68117520
The fellowship of the ring started a new story. Tfa is a rehash.
>>68118429
That's irrelevant to the point I made
>>68118498
One is captivating because it's new material. Rehashing a movie from another universe is one thing, but rehashing your own fuckig movie with some of the same characters +40 years in age is just deplorable. Unless, of course, your blowing the last one out of the water (which did not happen).
>>68118210
You're typing on your phone, aren't you?
Me bringing up the praise the acting in TFA has gotten isn't an appeal to authority, it's demonstrating that you're incapable of separating how you feel about the film as a whole from individual elements that make up that film. You're incapable of seeing shades; things are either wholly bad or wholly good.
And no, Ford gave the only good performance he's given in a decade. He was an older, more mature Han Solo while still keeping that character's droll demeanor. He was absolutely perfect in the film.
>>68118693
Episode I is as much a copy as ANH as Episode VII is. One can make the argument that the cyclical nature of the Skywalker story is an inherent part of the series. And this brings us to discussions about how we define originality; both the original Star Wars and the Lord of the Rings base their stories, arcs, and tropes on ancient myth and folklore. And not to compare Lawrence Kasdan to the greatest writer of all time, but Shakespeare himself rarely wrote an original story; almost all of his stuff is based on earlier works.
I'm a generous rater.
>>68118699
I am on my phone.
Han solo's first line: chewy, we're home.
Said without any conviction. Basically like asking what time it is.
"That thing can understand you too, so watch it!"
He's like a grandfather. And why do we need to be given "so watch it"? It's like there is no subtlety anywhere in this film. Everything laid out so completely plain and bare.
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Guilty pleasure. I've watched this one so many times i've lost count. It's one of those movies that never gets old and I always find myself watching with a permanent grin stuck on my face. It's not actually that terrible and the cgi visual effects were good for the time.
Aloha - This was pretty bad. I avoided this for some time because of all the backlash. But ignoring all that stuff the movie is just a mess. I don't understand why people still hire Cameron Crowe to direct movies. Em is pretty cute in it though, so there's that.
Sicario - Very good. So good that I had to watch this again shortly after withmy mom, who also thought it was spectacular. I don't know what to think about it getting a sequel though. Must there really be a sequel?
Spectre - Didn't really like it. First half was really weak. It picks up afterwards, but overall it's just not that entertaining. I hope this will be the last Craig bond film.
Colonia - Went into this expecting a simple interesting drama and was pretty blown away. It could have been better though without the unnecessary romance that they sprinkled into the movie but I guess that was a big a part of it. Emma Watson is really good in this, regardless.
>>68118882
Shakespeare was also a master of wit. Don't forget that.
Back to Star Wars. Why does it have to be cyclic. You're saying Star Wars movies should be made ad infinitum? I think there are clear reasons to remake something. Either it can simply be made in a way that pertains to simple movie-making techniques, or it can be made with new technology allowing for better effects, or it can be made with a different focus. I don't see a reason to constantly redo that which has already been done.
>>68119692
>>68119968
And daisy ridley's accent drives me up the fucking wall. Though I'm happy to admit that's a subjective thing for the most part.
>>68119692
>And why do we need to be given "so watch it"? It's like there is no subtlety anywhere in this film. Everything laid out so completely plain and bare.
That's Star Wars. "I have a bad feeling about this" is literally spoken in every film in the series. The dialogue has always been on-the-nose and cheesy. That's part of its charm.
>>68115034
I think John dies.. is pretty good for what it wanted to be, but is not that good as movie. That's why i rated it 6/10
>>68119149
Big short too low, and matrix sequels way too high.
>>68120366
I have a bad feeling about this was a standalone line. The line I'm shitting on would be more like: "look at all the bad shit happening over there. I have a bad feeling about this."
Don't know how to do a horizontal view.
Being John Malkovich - 6.5
Two Days, One Night - 8
West Side Story - 7.5
God's Not Dead - 1
Akira - 8.5
>>68119968
The cyclical nature of the story doesn't necessarily mean that new directors can't come in and innovate. One can include elements from other Star Wars films while still creating new characters, settings, and dealing with distinct themes.
>>68111218
>Paul Blart 2 - fucking 0
kill yourself
Sure
Ballet of the Planet of the Apes 3/4
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes 4/4
Escape from the Planet of the Apes 1/4
Beneath the planet of the Apes 2/4
Death Machine 4/4
