what the fuck did i just watch?? whats /tv/s opinion on it?
Best of 2013.
marry/fuck/kill go
I enjoyed it
>>68106846
marry Rachel and kill the rest of them
the sick hedonism of capitalist american media and youth culture
why do they look so smelly?
>>68106814
i loved it.
before I watched it i'd thought that it was teen comedy like american pie. i was out drinking, then i got home and started watching this thinking it's gonna be light comedy perfect to fall asleep. it blew me away.
meh
>>68106814
>dem pubes on 2nd to left
Why is the third girl so ugly?
>>68106906
This.
>>68107017
>dem red shaving spots
>>68106814
Why don't you share your opinion first.
>i was born in le wrong generation: le reddit flick
>>68106814
kill
marry
kill
fuck
>>68106814
dunno but I jerked off twice
>>68107085
>having an opinion
>>>/r/eddit
It was good for fapping and nothing else.
>>68106916
Only the far right girl is smelly I've noticed chicks that look like her smell like sweat.
It's way better than it had any right to be, but I must admit that there were essentially no fapworthy scenes
>go to the convenience store
>these girls start to harass you
What do you do, /tv/?
>>68107127
Kill yourself you ignorant fuck.
marry ashley
fuck selena
kill vanessa
sidepiece rachel
>>68107165
Y-Yes Mistress.
>>68107058
to make the others look better than they really do
>>68107165
fug
Pure, unadulterated Kino. Korine is a genius. Only patricians will get this movie, for plebs it flies right over their head.
NOTICE MEEEEE
marry vanessa
fuck ashley
kill rachel
sidepiece selena
Why do we all want to marry Ashley?
>>68107165
Whip out my authentic German totschläger and let the wrenches' bones shatter upon my weapon before bidding their lifeless corpses farewell
>>68107287
This
>>68107165
>dat power stance
>>68107165
take my 9.375 inch cock out and pee on them from 20 feet away
Why is Selena so ugly
>>68106814
Watched & enjoyed this kino when it actually ran in kinos
Most people were just there because they saw the Disney Actress and were visibly confused
Love Korine for that
>>68107287
this usually you would marry Selena but she will die soon
>>68106814
FACES
2>4>1>3
BODIES
2>3>4>1
>>68107102
Wut. If anything doesn't this film pertain to the youth of this society and its countercultures?
>>68107165
Buying tobacco for minors could cost me
>>68106814
Kill, Marry, Fuck, Fuck
only in america would such a vanilla, mediocre looking spic like Selena Gomez be considered a """"sex symbol"""" and """"hottest woman alive""""".
>>68107781
horrendous taste
>>68107825
You have to put into account that pic related is a 10/10 in america
>>68106814
it made me nostalgic for my teen years and it also made me feel like I wasted my teen years not doing tons of cocaine
>>68106814
Fuck Marry Kill Fuck
I liked it.
>>68107957
T H I C K
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>>68106814
Awful movie that hipsters pretend to like
>>68107957
>jewess
>toned body
What are you, gay? Or are you, um, ethnic?
>>68107825
Her face is weird
I thought it was just an extremely long music video.
Very boring.
>>68107165
tell them this isn't ireland and that amount of lack of ass is against the law
james franco sucking off the gun was pretty good
>>68108051
Second that. Got less than 20 mins in and left
>>68106814
Fuck, Marry, Kill, Vigorously Fuck
>>68106859
HHHHNNNNGGG she gives me the thickness sickness in this movie
>>68106859
>>68106846
vanessa > benson > selena >>>>>>>> korine
>>68108408
>>68106814
THE ONLY CORRECT ORDER:
Pudgens>Benzo> Gomez > pink hair
a top notch movie
Only one of them has blonde hair and blue eyes so I have no idea how you could choose Hudgens or Gomez from these.
>>68108576
sieg heil to that mein bruder
>>68106814
Shit movie but here I go from left to right:
Kill Marry Fuck >>68106859 FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>68106859
you just know that pudgens would let you stick it in her butt
>>68108297
Fuck off, nigger.
>>68106859
hudgens a qt
>>68108956
That is definitely not qt
>>68106859
That choker really doesn't fit her.
>>68108985
yeah i was shitposting to check i wasnt banned cos someone deletedmy thread (for free). Hudgens is GOAT though
>>68107165
walk away?
>>68106814
No clue dude, I just unzipped and fast forwarded to the good parts then fapped and deleted it. Though, that image you posted is better than everything in the movie itself.
>>68106906
This
but the only thing interesting about it was the way it was marketed to the very audience it criticized
>>68109037
I'd give her something to choke on.
>>68109144
i thought that was pretty cool too. When it first came out i thought it'd be a generic shitty circlejerk romanticising getting completely wasted constantly, only saw it after people here said it was more than that
>>68109146
What are you referring to?
>>68106814
One of the best kinos of 2013
>>68106814
Isn't Harmony Korine way too old for this kind of material?
>>68109146
Carlos does puns, not innuendo, idiot.
>>68109146
>Ha ha, anon, you're so silly.
>>68109146
is that the kid version of the mexican guy from sealab?
>>68106814
This was a good music video.
>>68107138
I watched it to fap and was disappointed. Is there even one solid sex scene? I can't recall.
>>68111221
There was the one where they're all in the pool
>>68111221
> leg day.webm
my sides
>>68106814
Ham-fisted attempt at satire. Terrible in every way.
>>68111651
It's not a lolipop you fucking dumbcuntwhore it's a Popsicle.
God you are such a stupid cunt.
What's this show, The Four Whores?
>>68106846
Marry Benson.
Fuck Hudgens.
Kill Korine.
Selena can walk away.
My brother and I were under 18 when we saw it and so our mom had to go with us, and the only other people in the theatre were two twenty year old girls and an old couple.
I liked it. The colors were nice and the soundtrack was great.
Kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AMiogqVyC4&ab_channel=BensonBrasil
Best use of Britney Spears in film too.
>>68110249
Autism
>>68106814
You watched kino
Korine is kino.
It was a blur of neon light and tits. Why would you hate it?
>>68111362
Ah right. I sort of remember. I don't know, it had a lot of hot scenes, but perhaps they weren't long enough. On a sidenote, the psychological aspect turned out enjoyable.
I found it to be uncompelling and meaningless. It was nice to look at, yet awful to watch. The acting and characters are awful. Gummo and Kids are significantly better films. I havent seen trash humpers or julian donkey dick, but I feel as though I have seen all Korine has to offer. The memes making fun of PTA for his forced quasi-intellectualism is exaclt what Korine actually is. Vapid, hedonistic film making pretending to be deep and complex. Gummo is the only one over 5/10, and its because it felt genuine. Terribly overrated.
It deserved an Academy Award just for Gucci Mane's iconic improvised "I feel like Mozart's on my dick"
>>68106814
If you are over the age of 22 and you watched this movie you should consider suicide
