SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
>>68104749
Is that Kristen Crikey
THAT FIONA AND ME
>years later i meet someone claiming the guy singing Scotty Doesn't Know in Eurotrip was Matt Damon
>i didn't believe him
i wish i could go back to denmark and apologize to that guy
2004 was 26 years ago, dam
>>68104844
nice going asshole
why was matt even in this film?
>>68104749
I get butterflies every time I see this bitch on screen
what would you do in scottys situation standing there listening to this song?
>>68104939
>ywn experience this physical perfection
>>68105075
>>68104939
her eyes look like they're going to drift off her face
>>68105069
i would walk up on stage and kill myself
>>68105128
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
>>68105069
Get up on stage, grab the mic, and start doing the quitting scene from Half Baked.
>>68104749
Is that Matt Damon?
>>68105069
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S SO TRUSTING
WHILE I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU THRUSTING
>>68105225
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
>>68105163
Say that to my face cunt
>>68104749
LANA
NOO
>>68104844
Fucking jerk
>>68104844
Holy shit that was me
I forgive you anon
She's probably one of the worst actresses in recent memory.
This isn't where I parked my car!
DUDE SCOTTYS IGNORANCE LMAO
My first waifu
>>68104846
jesus christ
>>68105830
Turns out he parked it in Kentucky.
>>68104939
>>68105128
>>68106062
Step aside, superior waifu coming through.
>>68104939
this
i'm watching smallville right now and just seeing her makes me giggle like an 8 year old at the mention of boobies
>>68106194
>it's another jewish waifu episode
>>68106062
damn, though that was a still from an early tugjobs scene
This is cuckold music.
>>68106194
objectively wrong
>>68105069
ask matt if i can prep him
My name is Scott. This song ruined my life.
>>68106194
I want to ravage that sweet nubile young body.
>tfw you realized it was Matt Damon too late
>>68104939
>>68106062
Same here, had the biggest crush ever on her when I was 13. Smallville was good fun.
What are some other essential cuckcore movies?
>>68106194
>It's a Dawn episode
>>68106275
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
SEPARATION, NO PRENUP
DON'T GIVE A FUCK JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
I'VE REACHED MY LAST DIVORCE
SEPARATION, NO PRENUP
dON'T GIVE A FUCK, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
WOULD YOU EVEN CARE IF I FUCK MY SHIT UP?
WOULD IT BE WRONG? WOULD IT BE RIGHT?
IF I GOT MY SHIT FUCKED UP TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
ALIMONY OUTTA SIGHT
AND I'M CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE
CAUSE I'M LOSING MY RIGHTS
LOSING WHAT'S MINE
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD UNFUCK MY LIFE
LOSING MY RIGHTS
LOSING WHAT'S MINE
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD UNFUCK MY LIFE
I NEVER REALIZED MONEY WAS SPREAD TOO THIN
'TIL IT WAS TOO LATE AND BANK WAS EMPTY WITHIN
HUNGRY, FEEDING ON HANDOUTS AS A B-MOVIE SIN
DOWNWARD SPIRAL, WHERE DO I BEGIN?
IT ALL STARTED WHEN I LOST MY MARRIAGE
NO LOVE FOR MYSELF AND GOT KEKED IN A CARRIAGE
SEARCHING TO FIND ROLES UPON THE LOWEST LEVEL
FINDING NOTHING BUT KEKS AND DIRECTOR SELLOUTS
CAUSE I'M LOSING MY RIGHTS
LOSING WHAT'S MINE
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD UNFUCK MY LIFE
LOSING MY RIGHTS
LOSING WHAT'S MINE
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD UNFUCK MY LIFE
NO MONEY ALRIGHT, NOTHING IS FINE
I'M KEKING AND CRYING
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING THIS WAY
CAN'T GO ON, LIVING THIS WAY, NOTHING'S ALRIGHT
>>68106195
I keep imagining if studying and living in a small American city like the one from Smallville is really that comfy, playing sports and studying chemistry in a decent place must be amazing.
>>68106386
Boogie Nights
>>68104939
>>68106369
I used to like her, Lois was even better. But Alicia Baker was the one. You have no idea how much she affected me and I can't stand blondes because my family is full of them.
>>68106194
lit perfect
