What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
No I'm not talking about Grown Ups 2 or Transformers 2, I mean a movie so bad, so fundamentally broken, that is leaves a pit in your stomach or makes you feel frustrated and angry beyond any reasonable measure. This is a question I've been asking myself for a while, and I think it's time for me to do something about it.
TFA
>>68103586
Transformers 3
>I mean a movie so bad, so fundamentally broken, that is leaves a pit in your stomach or makes you feel frustrated and angry beyond any reasonable measure
Movie literally breaks its own internal logic.
I once watched like 20 minutes of one of the Friedberg nad Seltzer movies. I don't remember which one, doesn't really matter.
Now, I don't have much dignity. I'm posting on /tv/, that's proof enough of that. But this was the only case I turned a movie off thinking "this is below me. I'm better than this."
The Counselor is the worst movie I've ever seen by a significant margin. It's shockingly terrible.
And with that cast- I mean, how could you fuck up so bad?
It also cemented my opinion that Cameron Diaz is the worst actress who has ever lived. Her little monologue at the end was reminiscent of Hayden Christensen in Attack of the Clones.
It's even ruined that club in the Mask for me that always would give me a boner. And Javier Bardem is now eternally ruined
>>68103902
Also Ridley Scott and Cormac Macarthy
It's literally "how could this go wrong?" kind of team up
<<< This
>>68103902
pleb
>>68103586
drivel
>>68103586
I fucking hate IHE so much.
>>68103586
Grown Ups 2 is my genuine answer.
>>68104124
Plebian
>>68104258
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls003021121/
Scooby doo meets the boo brothers. Honestly, I wanted to die.
>>68104330
Oh christ
Well to give him credit, none of them are BAD movies, he just doesn't watch anything other than the most popular movies ever
>>68104407
most popular movies for white guys*
>>68103586
any marvel film
Wow people in this thread haven't seen many bad movies
I'm gonna have to go with either Things or this Illuminati doc I watched on hulu once, both were mind-meltingly inept in every way
most shot on shiteo movies are usually so bad their funny but this one was just bad
>>68106114
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>>68106185
wrong copy pasta m8. targets the wrong continent
>>68104124
>>68103642
>>68103717
>>68104763
You're trying too hard
>>68103586
Its down to either Da Sweet Blood of Jesus or Nothing But Trouble
>>68104359
I think Ghoul School and the one where Shaggy has to win a race to not turn into a werewolf are even worse
Lara Croft 2. I was like 13 but I felt insulted when watching it.
Lara Croft 2. I felt insulted when I watched it, and I was 13 and Van Helsing was my favorite movie
>>68106754
>>68106801
was doubleposting part of your plan?
Probably anything with Melissa McCarthy. I think the only movie of hers that got me to laugh may have been Identity Thief? I could be wrong, but if it did it was because of Jason Bateman
>pic related, first time I was exposed
>so what r we watchin' yo , we have 4 hours to burn 'till in this plaza until we have to go
>hangover 3, well the first one was good, the second was okish, wattahek why not
Guys. There are no jokes in this movie. They forgot to put jokes in it. Literally nothing happens. Its depressing, and boring.
Seriously one of my worst cinema experience ever, I almost walked out after the first hour. I never felt such a shame for giving money for garbage.
They fucking knew this movie is shit. This was their last cashgrab, they knew this is the last time they can make money off this shitty ass series, so they didn't even fucking try to make it entertaining.
>>68106837
No, I feel such shame now even though this is just a Bangladeshi platypuss appreciation forum
>>68106556
>>68104915
You losers actually like Looper?
>>68107079
it happens to the best of us, anon
Watch more movies you disgusting pleb faggots.
This
>>68103586
I used to own a set of black and white drive-in movies that were clearly made to be ignored. They were all clearly shot on soundstages, and no one was really trying. It was just awkward and boring, and well, bad. Nothing of note happened and they weren't worth watching even if you want something to make fun of.
>>68103586
Probably one of the worse movies shown on mst3k or something.
>>68107224
what was so bad about it?
>>68103586
fuck you IHE
>>68103642
Meme
>>68106185
Nice copy pasta, whitey
>>68103902
>>68104024
the fundamental problem with this film is that cormac wrote the script
cormac's an author, not a screenwriter. he wrote the script like you would write a novel, and no effort was made to translate it into film, so it just comes off as ridiculous
it's still alright though, picks up in the second half when it's less about dialogue/exposition and more about actions
The Devil Inside