So is it really obvious now that these guys are being paid by Disney?
>Star Wars review
>"So what are we calling this, a soft reboot?"
>Jay and Rich's eyes dart off stage to where a Disney lawyer likely is
>Dart back
>Jay stammers to try and find the right words to hype the movie up so they can get the paycheck
>Eyes dart off stage again likely to get the signal from the suit to see if his phrasing was just right
>fast forward to now
>They shit on DC's productions and say how bad they are because they're not like Marvel's movies
>Try to make the movie sound as unappealing as possible to hamper sales
Why do people like these fucks again?
Everyone laugh at the butthurt DCfag!
>>68103134
>somebody thought Up the idea to make that image, took the time to create that image, then thought it was clever enough to post it online for everyone to see
Holy shit, dat autism.
Their new review will be basically trying to silence the negative criticism because they know they're partly responsible to why the new movie is Reddit bait. Fuck RLM. They will never admit they fucked up by shitting on Lucas so hard that he sold the series to the slimiest fucking jews in business.
Snyderlards still on suicide watch.
>>68103341
>They will never admit they fucked up by shitting on Lucas so hard that he sold the series to the slimiest fucking jews in business.
holy fucking shit that delusion
>>68103341
yes RLM is why Lucas sold his multibillion dollar franchise, are you really that retarded?
>>68103341
>Their new review will be basically trying to silence the negative criticism because they know they're partly responsible to why the new movie is Reddit bait.
Alright sport, slow down. Take a fiver and try again, that's quite the drivel you posted there.
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>>68103394
They did the right thing, those prequels were atrocious.
>>68103460
Not him, but JJ confirmed he watched hte Plinkett reviews
>>68103509
Many people watched those, I'm still trying to figure out what's your point here.
>>68103432
Lucas already said that Internet hate is what made him distance himself from Star Wars. You forget that Lucas is a human being and not a Disney jew.
>>68103565
It wasn't my point. I'm just giving a possible reason for his logic
>>68103134
>the movie isn't just bad! It's a Disney shill quipspiracy!
Why are there so many RLM shills on /tv/? I thought RLM was big on Reddit.
>>68103582
It all comes down to SJW takeover of media.
Kasdan said in an interview that he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.
From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.
That's what frustrates many of us when jewish SJW Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted, prejudiced and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.
The First Order was a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII everything magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.
It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.
Like, recently I saw a movie set in 1920s London. There were several shots of a black man and a white woman walking as a couple in the street. It was there to sell us something. It was out of place and revisionist. It's tacky and it's condescending.
The objective is to shape public opinion with the assumption that everyone needs "educating" and are too dumb to pick up on the flagrant advertising of their agenda. In this case, it was a short throwaway scene and it still took me out of the movie. The message is basically, "You're too dumb to find the right opinions by yourself, so we're going to give you direction by placing propaganda in the media you consume."
SJW placement just seems dishonest and manipulative. Flagrant product placement annoys me whether it's a product I like or not. It takes me out of the ride that it should be, pauses everything to remind me what I'm supposed to think, and then expects me to jump back in with full enthusiasm.
>>68103714
We've been suffering through their reviews since 2009 or so and liking it. What are you even doing here? Who linked you to my board?
>>68103814
Oh boy, here comes stormblr with the inforgraphics.
/cel/ when?
GUYS IT'S NOT A RIP-OFF
IT'S LIKE
A HOMAGE
YES A HOMAGE
PLEASE STOP SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT THIS MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR SERIES
>>68103819
I stopped liking it since they became a Disney mouthpiece. You don't speak for me faggot.
>>68103987
I'm sorry you can't handle Batman 5 Superman being shit, but it was. Just like every Zack Snyder movie.
>>68103987
>You don't speak for me faggot.
As long as I'm fucking you're mom I am. Go back into your room and I'll let you clean me off when I get done you prissy little cumcake.
>>68104048
Capeshit is shit.
But guess what, RLM is defending that shit aswell. Literally Red dit: The Opinions.
>>68104260
>muh personal narrative
Oh DCuck what will come up with next
>>68104260
>Capeshit is shit.
So is star wars. Not even Batman 5 Superman was as bad as those prequels.
When people pretend to like them, they're being ironic. You somehow took it at face value and developed some kind of persecution complex around it.
>>68104443
Have RLM not repeatedly defended capeshit movies as "fun" and "you have to turn your brain off"? They're enabling this and this is exactly what their audience that feeds them patreon money wants them to say. Something that validates their taste in shitty movies. TFA is too big and too popular with their crowds for them to shit on. Same applied to capeshit.
>>68104260
How the fuck are they defending capeshit? They have repeatedly made fun of and badmouthed it.
Very rarely will they praise something.
>>68104803
>"fun"
Not just capeshit.
>and "you have to turn your brain off"
I've never heard them make this comment. I think you're projecting your mess of a mental state on them.
Unrelated but the fact that the nostalgia critic has followers at all is puzzling to me. They not only seem to consume his garbage content, they defend him vehemently.
Mike is creatively and morally bankrupt. Now that he's actually has several people who depend on him and his business he'll do anything for a quick buck. Very sad!
>>68103814
ok
>>68103582
top fucking kek
deluded prequelchildren
>>68103134
>yfw the plinkett reviews literally caused irreversible damage in the fragile prequelbaby minds
>>68103134
>I hate rlm so much that I can't stop posting about them...I'm literally obsessed with rlm
I'm sharing a board with psychopaths
>>68103134
DCkeks so pathetic jesus christ
>>68103134
The Star Wars review isn't even out yet.
Sure they was favorable in the half in the bag but they recorded that right after seeing it at an early morning screening.
For all we know the molasses has sunk in then and they point out all it's faults now.
REGARDLESS: You shouldn't watch review sites for anything passed entertainment anyway. Come up with your own opinion on things. You can still watch and enjoy videos and disagree with what they say, they're not a governing body on what is good and what is bad.
Batman vs Superman was shit though
>>68103323
First time I saw that image posted was in the sticky thread for the Force Awakens review as a response to all the conspiracy theorists in the thread who claimed that RLM had actually been paid off by Disney
So let's forget about whatever stupid bullshit the OP is on about and focus on the real problem here.
How low is AIDSmoby willing to sink for money? Do you think he'd suck Rich's dick on stream for 1000 bucks?
Daily reminder that TFA is ESB/ANH levels of great and if you think otherwise youre either a dumbass or a memer with an agenda, like wanting to strike back against da joowz who "stole" star wars
>>68103134
t. coloclaw
someone post the pastas
>>68109539
This
>>68109351
>it's an AIDSmoby episode
>>68103814
stop spamming this shit, no one cares.
>>68109971
>it's a Josh episode
>>68103814
People don't like to think they are being controlled. They like to think they are enlightened and living fulfilled lives. But it all comes down to the money in the end.
