CHAMPAGNE?
>>68102875
Just do anything...
Fuck off jordan.
SO POUR MY SON
Why did they keep doing takes when he was so clearly inebriated
>It's for men in the bottle
What did he mean by this?
Merry Christmas!
NOW CHAMPAIGNE I CAN GET INTO
have you seen the completed ad? it's amazing how different he is
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>68104770
because he's sober, or at the very least on the good end of the alcohol that time
/tv/ will post no meme before its time.
Peas > Wine
Step of your meme game.
S E X C E L L E N C E
>Say something, Orson.
Crumb crisp coating
>>68104770
I think they dubbed over the scene in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb1KndrrXsY&nohtml5=False
>>68104952
Why is there so many threads about me and not more DC shitposts? Im disapointed senpai -love Orson
>>68104770
>>68104999
Yeah I think it's clearly dubbed. Probably made him come down to the recording booth when he was sober again to re-record the lines. The video footage suggests that he is still kinda drunk.
>>68105040
>implying orson wells would want to live in a world of capeshit and anime weebs
>>68105045
It was stupid to make him film a commercial with champagne right next to him.
>>68104636
He was the director. He has final say.
>>68105073
Welles would make a great Galactus.
>>68104790
mmmmaaaaahaaaa the french (heavy breath) cham-payne >>68104999
hahah they speed up the footage
>>68105150
Breaking news: He's dead.
>>68105040
Ghosts can reply on this board!? D:
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "damn, Paul Mason California champagne, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is drink another $5,000 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Mason's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PAUL MASON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants that fell into this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French quality (for that is what they call it)" taste, the taste they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
MUAAAHAAAAAAAH THE TRAITORS havealwaysbeen EXecuted fortheirinsurrection, so Poe Damerón...
>>68105591
Pour a glass for me and my wife's son of Paoul Marsoun's EXSCELLENT fwench champaigne
BwaAaah
>MAAWAAAAAAAAH THE CHILEAN seabasshasalwaysbeen PREPared asadelightfulMENu. That is a Costa Rican seabass, so Alejandro, inspired by that same Chilean delightfulness. It's served with a side of chili and like the best Chilean seabass, it's genetically engineered in a lab. This seabass didn't come from Chile, but it was prepared by a man who did: Alejandro
MWAAAAAAAAAHthe HACKZnydeeer
>>68105591
>>68105595
>>68106014
CHRIST
mwaaaaAAAAah thefrensh
CHAMPGAGNESAVELWAysbeenaeassd...CUT
>>68105591
Well done . Audibly chuckled in real life.
MAUGHAHHHHH the FRIENDSand BANE has always been celebrated forits BIGness. there is an Usbekistani fliiightplaaan by Bill Wilsón. Inspiiiiiiired. by that same masked mercenaRY. itscalledinfromtheplaneandlikethebestflighplans it includes me, my men, doctor pavel, but onl-
>uh, sir
>>68105591
kek
>>68106120
>>68106120
Wow C.I.A. really went downhill after that plane crash
>>68105591
AAAAAAAAAAHthefresh
pasta hasalways binselebrated furritsexcellence
there is a /tv/ pasta by anon, inspiiired bythatsamefreshexcellence
its fermented in the thread, anlikethbestpastas, its vintage dated
MAHAAAAAthe4chan... shitposts have always been celebrated for it's memeness... there is a /television/ shitpost by billwil son inspired... by that same green oval... it'sfermentedinthecuckshed and like the best shitpost it's reposted on reddit
>>68104999
>We will sell no wine before it's time
What did he mean by this?
>>68105591
AAAAAAAAAHH the Frensh-maker
>>68104699
He meant he was in the bottle aka he was an alcohol.
>>68105591
10/10
I really really like this thread
>>68108021
Pour it, it's all yours my friend
>>68102875
>Orson, haha. Where did you find this one?!
>Oh somewhere in California haha. It was vintage dated! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>Orson: I really, really, really like this wine.
>Me too! Pour it, it's fermented in the bottle my friend :)
>hahah, great champagne
>She doesn't do anything?
>>68105591
>>68105595
>>68105820
This is why I still come to /tv/.
>>68104636
I love how by the third time the guy holding the champagne bottle is just like: "So do you still want me to pour, or.........because I know you're not going to use this take."
>>68110181
Bane?
I saw Orson Welles at a supermarket in Manhattan one day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Like, youarepresently...doing?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Mwwaaaauuuahh, AUUuuGGHhh” and shoving a wine bottle in my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him belch as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Paul Masson bottles in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to properly celebrate their French sexcellence” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by mmwwwauuuuhh'ing really loudly.
>>68110181
Found the hot head
>>68110181
This shit is better than the unironic cape shit spam.
>>68109705
operator get me order 66
>>68110293
>he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to properly celebrate their French sexcellence” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word
you're killing me
>>68110494
It was pretty good. I like it when the personalize copy and pasta instead of just writing their name into it, it makes it all that much sweeter, like if it was vintage.
>MWAAAAAAAAAAtheTRENCH run has ALWAYSBINcelebrated foritsACTIONscene. There is a bigger trench by jayjayabRAMS INSPIRED BY that samedeath starrr. It's fermented in the nostalgia and like the BEST TRENCH SCENE it's vintage kino
>>68110293
very nice
Someone make a hitler version with jews and shit
>>68102875
>and action please
>>68105591
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