Where does /tv/ sit in the theater?
inb4
>watching movies in the theater
>>68102191
i don't respond to greentexting OPs
BAZOOPLE
somewhere in the back so they don't see me with my sister
The middle
If I get there early I will try and find a spot in the middle row and middle column.
>>68102191
in the middle
middle in the back
front row
>>68102191
in the top back corner so I can jerk myself off when theres a hot scene.
I went to see BvS this weekend and had to rub one out when Amy Adams was in the bath. I cam into my pants and had to leave the theater early so no one could see the cum stain. shits cash yo. I love the feeling of jerking off beside a large group of people, and they're all oblivious too me.
>>68102191
3/4 THE WAY BACK, CENTER SEAT +/- 2
WITH THE ELEVATION OF STADIUM SEATING IT SUSPENDS YOU ABOUT 40 FEET IN THE AIR VERTICALLY AND HORIZONTALLY CENTERED TO THE SCREEN
>the middle meme
Very front row, far right master race.
Obviously middle in the back.
The front row of the tiered seats
>>68102191
handicap seat
>back
wew lad, let's ruin the point of going to the theater by making the screen subjectively as big as a TV
middle row where the middle of the screen is your head height is top tier, close to the screen is okay tier, really close to the screen on those bottom floor seats are "what the fuck are you doin nigga" tier and back row is shit tier
>>68102346
More like sore neck master race
>>68102488
>not bringing your periscope
Next to my girlfriend
>>68102459
Back is premium seating for a reason love, at least in geniune IMAX I go to. Best leg room too.
>>68102704
>best leg room
hardly.
the best leg room is the front row where the bars are, you can literally put your feet up and hang them off with nobody infront of you
3/4 back, middle
objectively the best position
>>68102544
>HE DOESN'T BRING HIS CRAB CRACKING ANVIL TO THE KINOTHÈQUE
WHY MUST I SHARE A PLANET WITH THESE PLEBEIANS
>>68102704
The back sucks, I sat in the way back for one of the pirates movies and the seat was straight up and down
Saw Casino Royale from literally the worst seat of the theatre in the front side and expected it to be horrible shit but the experience was surprisingly okay.
>>68102459
actually the point is having a good night out with the lads
theres a reason why theaters enforce no singles policy - it's depressing to other patrons.
>>68102346
I saw Sucker Punch in the IMAX like this. Garbage movie with a garbage angle.
In the middle
If the movie forces me to twist my head around it wasn't a good movie in the first place.
at the back to make out with my gf
Very back row, a few seats off center. Sitting right in the middle causes phasing issues where the sound waves from one side of the theater cancel out with the waves coming from the other side. All theater sound systems are calibrated by someone sitting in the middle of the theater, slightly off center.
>>68102191
I choose the best available seats when i book tickets online
http://www.kino.dk/aktuelle-film
Guys, what movie should i go watch tonight?
>>68103627
>Sitting right in the middle causes phasing issues where the sound waves from one side of the theater cancel out with the waves coming from the other side. All theater sound systems are calibrated by someone sitting in the middle of the theater, slightly off center.
OMG just shut the fuck up faggot
>>68102191
Between the center and the back
>>68102927
>theres a reason why theaters enforce no singles policy - it's depressing to other patrons.
WTF are you talking about?
>>68103749
>tonight
>22:20
Går du sent i biografen fordi du skammer dig over din ensomhed?
>>68103749
Fægteren
FOR FÆGS SUCH AS YOU'RESELF
In the singles bullet-proof glass box at the front.
>>68103995
No rebuttal, just call me a faggot? LolOk
>>68102191
In the designated singles section up front. Only place the theater allows single tickets to be purchased for. Sucks.
I usually reserve seats in the middle. Towards the back but not all the way up
>>68104386
>In the designated singles section up front. Only place the theater allows single tickets to be purchased for. Sucks.
no singles policy is a troll right? I have never heard of this stupid shit
>>68102191
The middle. You always pick the middle.
>>68102191
Round the middle, dead center. Unless ur with ur bae then it's all the way to the back so she can jerk you off.
way in the back so couples that were planning on fooling around can't because I'm right behind them
>>68104765
are you from kazakstan or something? it's pretty standard here in the western world.
>>68104765
I bet you never experienced penis inspection day either
Side is comfiest when you go by yourself.
>>68104866
no I'm from USA and belive this is all lies, name and number of a theater that enforces this or you trolling
I like to go to the dollar movies every weekend and see a shitty movie with a big popcorn and text my girlfriend
so i usually sit far back to the sort of side so I dont' bother anyone
near the designated food aisle at the back desu. thats also the spot where our local cinema shooter enters. so I can tip him before he gets going
>>68102209
Y-you just did though.
>>68104236
It still distracting when people boo and throw stuff at you, i've only been shot at two or three times
>all these people sitting in the middle
I'm jealous. My theater has the showers right in the middle so you have to sit way up or way down to not get hit by the spray. It's really annoying.
Front row center, the screen fills your vision
Typically I sit in the middle back where I have easy access to the falcon resting area and the door to the shower is about five seats to my left.
At my theater, singles are forced to sit in a room in the back with a live recording of the screen on a TV. It sucks.
I try to sit closer to the front. That way if anyone decides to fucking text its all behind me and the light won't distract.
About 2/3 back in the middle. Or if there's a balcony, front of that in the middle.
>>68102191
the singles only room
>>68105080
>text my girlfriend
what
why isnt she with you
>>68106179
Don't the anvils get rusty from the spray? Ours are usually right at the front in London.
>>68107779
well when i go to the theater i get a special deal. so she's usually taking advantage of the complimentary bull
middle row, middle column
>>68104902
Arclight Pasadena, CA
AMC Glendale, CA
Too lazy to get numbers for you, but there ya go.
By myself anon
>>68104117
Dude don't you know? Theaters will beat you to death if you buy a ticket alone
I try to get the screen to fit ~2/3 of my viewing angle. That way I don't miss much, but I also feel like I'm literally inside of the movie.
closest seat to the exit. you know why
>>68108191
I'm not sure I do
>>68108423
for when the bullets start flying i just spin 360 degrees and moonwalk out
>>68102346
i only do that for 3D movies
Middle in the middle to the back.
Fuck the front seats, had a dumbass ex girlfriend who always wanted front row like she was playing fucking early 00's video game demos at walmart.
>>68102191
Middle, middle. Front sitters are douches that travel in packs of 8 or greater, and back sitters are social outcasts with no friends or the occasional couple that wants to get close. Sitting on the far left or right means you think lowly of yourself.
2/3, in the left or right block but right next to aisle
