Favourite film quotes
>I have returned to the location i was in previously
>>68101342
Posterior to posterior!
>When you think about it, it all comes down to basically doing something or not doing it. But trying is out of the question, young Luke.
Instant classic quote.
>>68101342
>ill make him a very good offer
I CONSUME YOUR MILKSHAKE
>>68101342
Please tell me you're joking? He says "I'll be back"
You must be kidding me surely? I can't believe anybody is this fucking stupid
>>68101397
I'm pretty sure he says "Do or do not, there is no try"
What the fuck? Have I stumbled across a bunch of idiots?
>>68101452
DON'T RAPE ME DANIEL
>they call me James B-O-N-D for that is my name
>>68101469
These guys are crazy as h*ck for paraphrasing the quotes!
>>68101469
I know right? These quotes are pretty freakin' famous so you'd have to be living under a rock to not get them right.
>>68101469
"giggles" no friend here in the land of /tv/ purposefully misquoting movies is just one of the many ways we like to have fun, but do not fret as I am sure you will catch on soon enough ;)
>Are you directing your inquiry to me so that we may speak?
Whether or not this particular piece of beef is genuine is not my concern.
>I could really use some nitrous oxide. I could really use some nitrous oxide right now
>>68101342
"Are you serious?"
-The Joker in the Dark Knight
>>68101675
I can't remember what he actually says, isn't it just "I need NOS"?
Also I fucking love that movie
And the sequel
The others, not so much
>>68101342
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I ain't got measurements of events to hemorrhage
>You must hurry to the aerial apparatus
>I am interpool
>>68101342
>In the event that this person, animal, or thing shows that it has the propensity for oozing its bodily fluids, this occurrence exhibits to us its mortality
>>68101342
>are you trying to communicate with my person
>>68101397
>>68101342
>>68101342
>>68101397
the fuck?
>>68101988
> You are an above average sized guy
>>68101342
>guess which side the quarter landed on
>>68101469
You're amongst madmen, anon. And me? I'm the maddest.
>>68102385
In comparison to yourself
>>68102385
In comparison to yourself
>There is no place where you are going to discover a finer epicenter of unsavory folk than this
>>68101342
Depart this location in my presence if you prefer to continue as a living organism
>>68101393
CULO CONTRA CULO
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>>68102503
![darth-vader[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h2D2Hk9.jpg "darth-vader[1].jpg")
>AY LUKE, GUESS WHAT? I AIN'T YO DAD NIGGA HAHAA
Iconic writing at it's best
>>68101342
>Please remove this incident from your memory, Jacob. The location in question contains a large percentage of persons of Far Eastern descent.
What did he mean by this?
>I am working with one of the other gentlemen in this haberdashery
>>68101469
>Chaos is an electified mechanised elevator
Bravos D&D
Whats with all the reddit humor today?
>>68101342
>you are a fella of sizeable proportions
Bravo Nolan
Doctor, this revelation is of great weight for me
>>68101342
Luke, utilize the space magicks.
>>68102611
>Luke, you are my wife's son.
>You think MAYBE we should take him to a doctor.
>>68102484
Wow. I'm out of my depth on this site. I can handle one madman but more is just too much!
If my mother would dare catch me on here she would freak!
Farewell /b/ros
"You are what you eat.."
-Fight Club (1999)
>>68101469
Stop dicking aroud
We are being ironic of something here
What exactly is it that we are mocking
I am trained in the careful operation of automobiles, for the purpose of manipulating said automobiles in motion pictures produced by privately funded corporations. To make a long story shorter, I am what some call a "stunt double", but my skills primarily focus on stunts which involve the aforementioned automobiles.
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>>68102525
"It would be extremely painful in comparison to yourself"
>I expect to get enjoyment from having a wolf-like group of melanin enriched individuals perform unwarranted and unwanted sexual acts to your person
Or alternatively:
>I'd wager the Hebrews are behind this.
>If I remove it, will you perish?
>It will cause overwhelming suffering.
>You are quite the build man.
>At your expense.
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>>68102035
best one
>>68103192
Lost
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>>68101718
Is this what they call "kino"?
A person of ethnic roots?
>It's you whose out Gobby, out of your mind like those god damned niggers in Ferguson!
Really felt out of place in a Raimi film, but you have to appreciate the foresight.
"I would like to know if your body emits the substance known as blood when damaged that pumps through your body. However, I can assure you that I aggressively will make your emit that substance"-Chiroptera Homo sapien
>>68101469
>"hi everyone! It's my first day here on/tv/!"
>>68104418
>you'll get your rent when you fix this damn door, you fucking squatting slavic piece of shit!
Yeah this one felt out of place too, but who am I to question Raimi? All in all not too bad of a movie tho
>>68103837
Well said, carbohydrate-rich mammaries.
>>68104467
>Person with medical qualifications named Pavel, I am from Central Intelligence Agency.
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