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How is it that this movie that just got released has next to no people discussing it? What did you guys think of it? I thought it was very well done. I expected it to just be a generic action movie told from first person. Holy shit was I wrong.
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No torrents
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Hardcore Henry 2
with Vive/oculus
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What happened to this guy again?
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>>68098831
It looks fucking awesome. Maybe I will go see it tomorrow.

I am not expecting cinematic greatness, I am expecting a first person shooter in a film with little to no story just crazy action.
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>>68098831

I got a headache watching it. Plot was about as cliched as you can get.

There's the discussion you wanted.
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EZ
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>>68100536
I don't even remember what happened to that specific dude, but if it's not Henry then I can safely say he got rekt.
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>>68100536

Probably dead. Who cares.
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>budget: 10 million
>box office: 7.2 million
Its box office poison
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>>68100570
It was fucking awesome. It was like a cross between the crank movies and a video game. And the story was actually a lot better than I thought it would be, I thought it would be ridiculous but they even managed to work a twist in there.
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>>68098831
I'll tell you why
>shouod I go see Hardcore Henry
>looks dumb, I'll just play an FPS instead
You would literally have to be mentally ill to consider this garbage as good
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>>68100695

it's so predictable. The story is basically every mediocre videogame you ever played.
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>>68100536
jimmy dropped his lab on him
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>>68100736
>I didn't see the movie: the post
Quit shit posting faggot. Everyone that's seen it said it was great except for the people that obviously knew what they thought of it before they even walked in to the theater.
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I dont have enough self confidence to see a movie where I am the hero and not instantly have my immersion ruined.

I dont want the big people on the screen looking at me and telling me to do shit.
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>>68100536

this production quality looks like a porn parody
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>>68100745
why do you hate fun?
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>>68100923
so this a +1 right?
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>>68100807

uhhh I saw it. It wasn't that great...honestly I wish I didn't pay for it.
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>>68100960

it was fun when the camera wasn't shaking harder than the Bourne Supremecy's most egregious scenes.

It was a fucking headache that in some sequences I wished would just end.

Why do you hate good narrative and good camera work?
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>>68100570
>I am not expecting cinematic greatness, I am expecting a first person shooter in a film with little to no story just crazy action.
You won't be disappointed inthe slightest.
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>>68100807
I went to an early screening on Tuesday
It was garbage that appeals to retards
>>>/v/
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This looks absolutely reprehensible, and if it appeals to you on any level you need to be fucking liquidated.
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>>68098831
Agreed OP.

Jimmy really stole the show though, I don't care much for slavshit but Sharlto was fantastic.
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>>68101144
>not wanting to watch crank through Jason Statham's eyes
Literally fucking plebeian.
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>>68101303
Yes jimmy did steal the show. also I loved the musical number with all the Jimmy's.
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>>68101368
who's best jimmy and why was it Russian hobo
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>>68101426
Because it wasn't. Hippy jimmy is best jimmy
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I don't get why it only got a 50% on Rotten Tomatoes.

It's true the story could have been developed further,

but if you just looking for thrills this more than delivers.

I mean, look at other recent action movies like

Jurassic world, possibly even Mad Max with it's annoying SJW agenda

If the movie doesn't have a strong female character it get automatically bad reviews....
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It felt like I was watching a video game, right down to collecting upgrades and arriving at mission markers.

Without the gimmick it would be utterly forgettable. It's a less interesting version of Crank where the action is harder to pick out because it's all shot on go pros strapped to a stuntman's head.
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>>68101694
But that was literally the whole point it was supposed to be the same type of over the top violence and ridiculousness that video games are known for.
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It definitely wasn't a great movie.
But I hope the camera work will have an impact on future films as a case study
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>>68101768
No one ever claimed it was great. It's far from kino but is at least good enough to be a film. Almost cinema but not quite.
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>>68100536
illuminati confirmed
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>>68101758
I expected that going in and I was willing to give it a shot. It was alright for a little while but once the novelty of the first person perspective wears off you're not left with a whole lot to keep you interested.

I could tell when watching it that it's going to wind up having a really strong cult audience that dig what it's trying to do but I don't think it would appeal to most people.
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This Movie made everyone inn the cinema clap when the credits rolled. People dont clap at at the cinema inn Norway. But this Movie.
EZ
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>>68101630
>why it only got a 50% on Rotten Tomatoes
http://www.thewrap.com/is-hardcore-henry-sexist-here-are-the-names-of-its-female-characters/
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>>68102062
What keeps you interested is supposed to be how he gradually got more brutal and topped himself with each action scene.
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I liked the first person segment of Doom. Is it like that?

Because if it's just 90 minutes of the camera shaking uncontrollably, I'll pass. Cloverfied was boring as fuck for that reason alone.
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>>68101493
You guys must have your cyber brains out of sync. Clearly punk rock Jimmy was the best Jimmy.
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>>68102205
Yes. It's that for 90 minutes. The people talking about how it's shitty and you can't see what's happening are just plebs. The camera obviously bounce around when he walks but it's never to the point where you can't tell what's happening. It is kind of hard to keep up with the parkour scenes, and if he's in an explosion and gets blown 30-40 feet away but you can still tell what's happening.
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>>68100536
Jimmy showed him his lab.
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>>68102109
I saw it in Miami and people in the theater laughed and had loud reactions to the violence, all 12 of us.
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I enjoyed it, the tweest was kind of dumb but it did fit the sort of comic book feel of the the story.
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>>68102472
Yeah..... we laughed at the death to..
GUESS WE ARE JUST THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE
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I would watch this movie at a friends house for free, but I'm not gonna see it in a theater. Seems like the kinda movie you want to be able to talk during. And not pay for it.
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>>68101630
>Mad Max with it's annoying SJW agenda
fuck off and die, seriously
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>>68102112

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_raid_2/?search=raid%202

Raid 2 had bunch of go go dancer and porn actress, that's it, and it's at 79%

it should be at least 90 though
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>>68102545
>talking during movies
Pleb
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>>68102545

kill yourself my man
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>>68102643
raid 2 was fun and all but I wish it had more of a connection to the first film with police corruption, instead of just mob stuff, the action was absolutely 10/10 though
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>>68102545
You are objectively wrong. This is a movie designed for dbox. Would be even better combined with vr.
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>>68102654
>>68102695
>being this autistic
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YOU ARE HALF MACHINE, HALF PUSSY
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>>68098831
>that woman Henry clotheslines and slams onto the escalator face first
Entire theater went OOOOOO. It was great
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>>68102820
Theater was trying to hold their shit in several times during the movie. EZ was the biggest, I think. The part where Hobo Jimmy tells Henry to eat the dude's heart was funnier to me, though.
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>>68102654
>not warning the main character when that nigga got a knife
thats cold man
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>>68102820
My eyes started to hurt a little during the action scenes, but overall this movie was fantastic. It had everything, it had action, comedy, a musical number, russian tits, it was awesome. One of the best parts about seeing this movie was the audience's reaction.
I'm buying this when it comes out on digital.
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>>68102921
DONT GO IN THEYA, NYIGGAAHHH! THERES A DAMN GHOST, NYIGGAAAHH!
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>>68100736

This is spot fucking on
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I love you, Henry. I'm not gonna call you anything else other than ya name. But are you just gonna lay there, with all that blood in ya mouth, or are you gonna stand up, spit it out, and go spill summa theirs?
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>>68101015
>Why do you hate good narrative and good camera work?

He's paid to. Shills, shills everywhere
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>>68098831
>You will never fight alongside British Colonel Jimmy.
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>>68103059
>implying everyone that likes something is paid to like it
Not everyone has to be paid to enjoy something. Especially when that thing is something that is original.
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>>68102895
Funniest moments to me (that I remember) were

>escalator face plant

>stoner jimmy giving the dude a hit then popping both his kneecaps

>all of cocaine jimmy and the brothel shootout

>"I'll buy you guys some time!"
>turns the corner and immediately gets blown away

>"dodged a bullet on that one" - soldier jimmy after his hat is shot off
>"jolly good"

>that has got to be the gayest jacket I've ever seen...
>opens the window
>in Russian: hey man great jacket where can I get one?
>immediately torched with a flame thrower

>that dudes face pushed into and dragged down the corner of the craggily looking building leaving a trail of paste behind

>every shotgun blast had me giggling especially the dick shot/wall splatter when hes in that little room holding them all off
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Fucking loved the movie, I saw the first showing in my city. It was everything I hoped for and more. I've been waiting to see it ever since I first saw the two music videos that the directors made to get themselves noticed. I want to see it again real bad.

Their music is really good as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYm-dT24iRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY
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>>68103613
I didn't know about the music videos until after I saw it. I didn't even know about it until my friend showed me the trailer and suggested we go see it tripping in dbox, and that's exactly what we did. 8/10 experience would do again.
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>>68103728
I love how they featured that health potion from the vids in the film I was all like "OHHH" *pointing*
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>>68098831
found footage movie, no thanks
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>>68103828
What? no it's not, It's an action flick, just shot on two gopros rigged to the face
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>>68103886
Is it two the whole time? I figured that was only when his eye pops out of the socket. Or if he pulls it out
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>>68103020
why is Tim Roth telling Henry to kill children?
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>>68104270
>seriously questioning Tim Roth
never gonna make it, brah.
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>>68100736
Literally this. Expect the kiddies to eat this shit up.
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>>68104225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph5YmTDDdVI

nope they built this thing to strwtch the screen, semi circumventing the fisheye effect that goPros have
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>>68098831

Looks retarded, probably is retarded. Also not going to watch it as first person shit like that would likely give me motion sickness.
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EZ :DD
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>>68104719
this is a Hardcore Henry thread, not a shit taste thread.
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>>68104907

Could have fooled me
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Muahahahahahaha!!!
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the wife is the main bad guy just so you know
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>>68104680
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>>68105034
still better than Batman V Superman
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>>68105103

>"Listen to your heart!"
>Slams the door on the cunt's fingers.
>Credits roll.

Seeing it again this week.
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>>68105347
That's for sure
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>>68098831
>What did you guys think of it?
Joe says it's great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKkAos87U4M
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>>68098831
>How is it that this movie that just got released has next to no people discussing it?
I saw it on Friday night at a big theater in my area, and less than half of my showing was occupied. What's the box office like for this so far? I'm worried it's probably not doing so well, which is such a shame because it's an enjoyable movie.
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>>68100923
I wish it was. That lady is fucking hot. She should do porn.
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>>68101015
What's with all these weak faggots getting motion sickness and headaches? Yeah the frames per second could have been a bit higher at a few points but other than that, the action was a lot easier to follow than most action movies which are just a clusterfuck of explosions and 50 people running around hitting each other.
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>>68101630
The ladies in the strip club who ended up arguing with hippie jimmy were pretty strong. I'm sure the reviewers see that as sexist still somehow though.
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DON'T.
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>>68101630
I think the 1st person camera is too much for the conservative critics.
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>>68102472
Broward County here, there were about 15 people in my theater. We all laughed and clapped at the end, but it's kind of sad that the turnout was so low. Then again, I paid for a cheap showing so hopefully the people watching it were all in the digital XD showings in DBOX or something. By the way, anyone who has seen this movie in DBOX, is it worth it? I'm thinking of watching it again with friends and if it's worth it we're willing to pay a bit extra for those seats.
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>>68105794
STOP
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>>68105867
My dad compared it to a videogame.
He was like "Oh, I can see how it can work in a videogame, but I don't think it could work in a movie" so I went to see the movie all by myself.
I love my pops and all, but he's a total cuck.
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So how did white hair get his phyco mantis powars?
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>>68105352
EZ
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>>68105918
vodka and Adidas.
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The story was meh, but it was fun as fuck to watch. Just got back.
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>>68100536
Jlaw?
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Got to see someone squeeze someone's ballsack until it exploded, then make that person deepthroat a pole, all in first person. 10/10
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The problem with POV shot stuff is that a GoPro can't convey eye movements in any way whatsoever. It's really just a videogame camera, in spite of the various scenes where Henry's eyes are popped out and pointed in different directions.
That said, this was a fun popcorn flick. All the Jimmys were great. The editing was pretty sweet too.

The only thing it was really missing was some kind of background info on Akan. Why he has psychic powers and what his corporation actually does.
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>>68106675
>background info on Akan. Why he has psychic powers and what his corporation actually does.

There is a comic about that they gave away for free at the movie theater. I got mine
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>>68104719
>I'm a weak little girl that gets motion sickness so I'll just talk shit about the movie since I can't go enjoy it
Hahah is there even a gayer character flaw than getting dizzy and sick from a movie? I think no. Maybe epilepsy or any food allergy. Fuckin losers
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>>68105577
Who cares, I couldn't care less about a sequel, and i'm buying this one on Blu-ray
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>>68107423
>Character Flaw

Hahaha I know, i'm sick of the complaints aswell
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>>68107375
I think that was only for some events. Does it explain his powers?
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>>68107440
I'm just saying, the people who made this film produced an enjoyable experience and it would be sad if they lost money and if the actors involved started getting less work because of it.
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>>68098831
>rips the dudes hand in half down the middle in between the middle and ring finger
Could feel everyone around me cringe in unison
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>>68100417
Do you mean shot from their perspective or do they get fucked on camera? Also, are they played by cuties or ooglies.
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>>68098831
>How is it that this movie that just got released has next to no people discussing it?
No one went to it because it looks like a stupid movie.
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>>68098831
Do you get paid by the post, or per thread?
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>>68107691
>People who enjoyed a movie are paid shills
Look, I know that shills exist, but this is a legitimately fun movie. Go back to /v/.
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Is this movie safe to see with my gf?
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>>68105869
640 or so per screen - the other ones weren't busy
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>>68107726
If I was from /v/ I'd probably love this movie - it's like an FPS with cheap-looking textures.
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>>68107736
Depends if she is ok with you laughing at over the top death and a woman being clotheslined face first onto an escalator step. There's a brothel scene with a lot of titays but nothing too major. The plot I won't ruin for you, but involves henry and his wife and the ending is definitely not exactly the typical damsel in distress type moment
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>>68107773
>cheap-looking textures

uwotm8
This is more realistic than a video game, because they actually filmed it instead of rendering everything. What the hell are you talking about?
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>>68107955
Great resolution and framerate, but low-budget looking textures. In other words, the movie looks a bit cheap. Hard to do in vidya, all too easy in low budget movies.
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Honestly the best part was when The Magnificent Seven theme played when he tried to get on the horse
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First person meme - the movie
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I had a big stupid grin on my face the whole time during the musical number.

I expected a lot of crazy shit from this film, but not that.
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>>68108138
Forgot about that. That was great
>bucks him off
>runs away
>cut to him trudging through the woods on foot
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>>68108629
I want to watch it again.
I'll buy an overpriced collector's edition if one were to come out. Maybe they can throw in a proto-baby or whatever they were called or one of the prostitutes from the movie
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Waaaaay better than The Raid 2
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>>68108629
>There'a a bit of a stigma attached to blokes who like musicals, so just know...I'm straight as an arrow.
As a dude who likes musicals that made me kek hard
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>>68104719
>has a weak stomach
>hasn't seen the movie and already claims it's shit

EZ
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>>68101493
I'm going to go with this, because the ego/higher self thing was actually pretty funny
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I'm about to leave to go see it. I'm taking my Limited Edition Halo 5 Guardians-themed Xbox One Controller with me and I'm going to pretend to play a video game.
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>>68107736
A guy gets strangled with an optic nerve and the main character rips his own ribcage open. Don't bring her.
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>>68110082
Could be funny if you go over the top
>dew
>doritoes
>headset
>yell cliché shit like LAAAAAG, FUCKIN HAX DUDE, WOOOOW LOOK AT THESE CAMPERS DUUUUUDE
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>>68102112
>http://www.thewrap.com/is-hardcore-henry-sexist-here-are-the-names-of-its-female-characters/

Yeah but the male cast isn't any better.

Knife in eye Merc
Rock in head cyborg
Uppecut cyborg

etc etc

I didn't think we had to gives extras names in cast lists.
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>>68110340
>guy who gets his face turned into jelly on a wall
Mom I finally made it big...
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>>68110340
Most of the time the extras or background people were members of the crew.
I don't think the whores in the brothel or the dominatrixes were members, but the escalator faceplant girl certainly was.
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>>68110340
>you may like
>"Hardcore Henry; Why The Videogame As Movie Doesn't Work"
>"Hardcore Henry Director Ilya Naishuller Denies Sexism"
Fuck them, I liked this kino. How do I downvote their website?
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>>68110309

That idea sounds so appealing and I want to do it
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>>68110309
>>68110082
>>68110544
You should have someone record and keep recording when they throw you out of the theater. Make it go viral.
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>>68110398
Fuck, I want to start off in ridiculous roles like this but eventually become a very serious and well-respected actor, then have people look back and say, "hey, remember that one time that anon was 'crazy conspiracy hobo with his pants down running around the park' in 'Shitty Disaster Movie #392094023'?"
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>EZ
i don't get it
is it short for easy?
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>>68112001
Yeah.
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>>68105875
ME
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>>68111750
>WOOOOW CALLING THE MODS ON ME HOW MATURE
>I PLAY BY THE RULES!! I ALWAYS HAVE!!
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>>68112099
>ILL BET YOU FUCKING FAGS PLAY ON PLAYSTATION
>FUCKING SONYGGERS
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I don't watch movies to play video games, glad this gimmick is bombing.
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Anyone else love the main baddie, he was just cartoonish enough without going full retard, actor seemed like he had the time of his life with the role

Same with Sharlto and playing Jimmy, all the actors seemed like they had fun making this desu
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>>68112263
When he's first introduced and is messing with the scientist dude I was giggling so much. There were some other scenes he had me laughing but I was pretty stoned (proper way to watch such a movie) and don't remember it all. Told my buddy to go drunk lol
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>>68105869
Dbox is how the movie was designed to see. You move around in the same motions as the protagonist, and you feel it everytime anything happens. I am biased though because I saw it tripping, so I would have loved it no matter what.
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>>68112416
Acid?
>part where dude rips open his own chest point of view style and replaces his battery
That shit made me cringe sober (well weed, but not real drugs) I can't even imagine having a heavy trip and seeing that
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>>68112001
Yeah, Easy.

As in, this shit wasn't exactly difficult. You brought me back from the dead and let me loose in Moscow. I come all the way to fucking save you and you're working with this bastard the entire time? Fuck yeah it's gonna be easy to rip his face in half with my optic nerve.
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>>68112509
I watch violent movies all the time on acid, you just have to have the mind state of "GODDAMN THAT WAS BADASS!" And not "oh fuck I wish I hadn't seen that."
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>>68110309
This sounds like a fucking blast. Seeing it on Thursday with some friends, I might buy an Xbox controller solely for this purpose.
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>>68106484
Discount Russian Jlaw, yes.
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>>68106484
No, she's actually quite attractive
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>>68107499
His adopted dad caused Chernobyl and found Akan in the wreckage. His actual dad gave his mother a cyanide pill (thought it was an anti-radiation pill) before he died, so Akan was the sole survivor.

The adopted dad, being the good asshole that he is, did experiments, Akan found out, and fucked his dad up.
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>>68113008
They literally look exactly the same.
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>>68112416
Fuck, wish I had a reliable dealer around here. Don't feel like waiting for a darknet package either. I'll definitely see it with my friends in DBOX though, thanks anon.
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>>68112181
I dunno. Critics panned it but the only people I have heard bashing it are a few strangers here and there in this thread and the feminists from
>http://www.thewrap.com/is-hardcore-henry-sexist-here-are-the-names-of-its-female-characters/

If this were anything than an action-no-plot film then POV would be fucking stupid, but it seems people enjoy getting to be the guy who rips baddies' heads off with their eyeball.
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>>68113048
That's pretty cool. Seems like they could have at least alluded to that in the movie, but overall it was still an enjoyable experience. Thanks, anon.
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>>68113184
That's all I got from the small preview here: http://www.comicbookresources.com/comic-previews/hardcore-akan-1-bliss-on-tap-publishing-2016
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>>68098831
I think it'll become a cult classic but I really think it's overlooked by critics who are hand-waving it away its technical quality alone could carry the movie I spent most of the movie just thinking how the hell did they pull that off?
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>>68113263
Thanks for the link m8
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>>68100634
That sucks it really deserve to better than any of the trash movies out right now except for zootopia
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>>68100736
I can't think of any modern FPS that is even remotely as exciting as this movie in fact it really made me wish that this was a game it would be better than a lot of the shit out now
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Hopefully with word of mouth more people see it before it's totally shuttered, similar to what happened with Mad Max.
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>>68113512
Try Saint's Row 3. Not FPS but it works out.
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>>68098831
I haven't seen it and I predicted the ending.
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>>68113333
Thanks for those quads.
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>>68105577
Yeah in my small theater there were just like 6 people
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>>68113657
So you had an easy time figuring it out?
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>>68105352
The smash to credits made my fucking day
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>>68113583
I've played it is exciting but the game play is pretty fucking crappy it just doesn't feel good to control
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>>68105524
Why is joe hanging out with Guillmo del Toro and young foreign RLM Mike?
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It was very smart and creative. I had a blast from start to finish. If you go with it you are going to have a great time, and enjoy the sheer brutality that every scene carries in it. If you go to watch it with a stick up your ass or expecting some in-depth plot/character development/muh production value, you will dislike like the faggots in this thread who are talking shit about it. 10/10 action flick.
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>>68113184
Director wrote that he is tired of all the origin stories that are put in movies to explain super powers i.e. getting bitten by a radioactive spider. He said that he had a scene in the beginning where the Estelle tells Henry that Akan said he got bitten by a radioactive spider when he was young but cut it out because he thought that it slowed down the movie pointlessly and the joke was not that funny. Totally agree with him there.
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I will say that not know how Akan's powers worked or came from did not bother me as much as it should have.
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>>68108863
I keked at that too. And I knew where he was going when he started off that line. The god dmn chemistry between them DOE!
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>>68114355
True, I guess it just felt out of place because with all the emphasis on technology (Henry's eyes, Henry being put back together in the beginning, Henry ripping out the batter and plugging stuff into his nipples) it seemed out of place to have a superpower.

Also, did Henry's bulge at the beginning make anyone else feel bad about their small dick?
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>>68108088
>>68107773
Out Of Here TROLL! Your shitposts be gone!
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>>68107486
Talk shit, get hit. With words of course. We aren't savages.
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>>68114460
You mean did Henrys average bulge and the qt staring at it make me feel better about my own? Yes.
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I was just super surprised by how Russian it was.
Trying to follow the action and read the subs was a pain.
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>>68114460
Sorry, I didn't make it very clear on my post. Akan was the one that claimed to have been bitten by the spider which gave him the telekinesis. But that simply a cringey joke.
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>>68114744
>The subs layering over eachother
I kek'd. I like to think that the subs showing up were sort of a power that Henry had, he could see that shit.

Further adding to the Crank parallels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMWhc3wNBNI&nohtml5=False
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>>68114891
Kekek when those women are talking, forgot that part. That was friggin comedy gold. What the heck was with those women? Hookers that can shoot? Assassins?
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>>68114635
>Average
No
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>>68115079
I had to go piss during stripclub firefight scene. Come back to see hippie Jimmy offering a toke to wounded mercenary. Friend tells me you missed the two ninja hookers. I was like, "wat?" and then they show up. FUCKING YES!
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>>68101426
Cocaine Whorehouse Jimmy
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>>68115263
Maybe not to you whiteys
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Soldier Jimmy is best Jimmy.
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>>68115721
>dodged a bullet on that one
>jolly good
>protect the cripple!
Had the best lines no doubt, but stoner jimmy made me laugh more
>gives dude a hit
>shoots his knee caps
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>>68107736
Yes. I'm a gf and my bf brought me to it. I thought it looked stupid, but nothing else was out and we didn't feel like going to a bar. Was pleasantly surprised. The over the top gore and the mixed in humor made it worthwhile. Fun movie to go out and see with at least one more person.
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>>68116046
>HIGHER MIND, OR EGO?
>HIGHER MIND?
>EGO?
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>>68116081
L O N D O N
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N
D
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N

Also good to hear girls actually enjoyed this.
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>>68098831
>image.jpg
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>>68101321

>using the word plebian like this
>being this much of a bib-wearing Cro-Magnon churl
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I'd watch it even without the first person stuff. Notice how clear the action is? You can see how every single punch connects with someone's face and how the victim reacts to that, all in one take. None of those bullshit cuts western directors use. No CGI, either. They set stuntmen on fire, bought buses and blew them up, everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph5YmTDDdVI
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>>68098831

Can't watch it. First person perspective gives me headaches and nausea. Can't play fps either.
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>>68100536
took me an hour to realize she wasn't J-Law
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>>68116434
>all dem practicals.
I came.
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>>68116246
Fuck off with your memes. The reason people don't like mobile posters is they usually don't contribute enough to the conversation. I have gave damn near a paragraph, or more, the whole thread.
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>>68098831
Definitely going to be one of my favorites for this year already.

I even like the alternate red posters, which I made a wallpaper from. its all yours senpai
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>>68116434
That looks like so much fun to make. Would have loved to been a part of that movie. Also, I just discovered Biting Elbows and the other music videos these guys did with them. Awesome stuff, really.
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loved it. Closest thing we'll ever get to Crank 3.
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>>68115721

>Not liking coked out Jimmy the best
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Best scene
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I really liked the soundtrack.
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LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
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>>68118082
Same anon. Keep meaning to Google a track list
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>>68118353
*SLAMS DOOR*
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EZ
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>>68116400
>bib-wearing Cro-Magnon churl

Kek I love British insults
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>>68100536
That's Tim Roth, Henry's father.
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Movie is a quote mine.
IMO, Best, strongest, most important line in the movie. "You...little...pussy..."
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It's fucking garbage, if you actually enjoy watching this first person view tripe you need to fuck off
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Its bad. Like one of those old CorridorDigital/FreddyW videos but way too stretched out. Lost its who appeal of "DUDE FPS BUT A MOVIE" after around 30 mins.
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Its very telling that all the action shots in the commercials/trailers are scenes where Henry is looking straight ahead. The shaky shit is just awful, this movie has more walkouts than The Witch.
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EZ
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>>68119240
>>68119308
>>68119654
fuck off samefag
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>>68120691
Mad nobody likes your movie you cuck?
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>>68119308
>CorridorDigital/FreddyW videos but way too stretched out.
Hey those guys are still pretty boss

Freddy Wong maybe not so much but still they're pretty cool.
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>>68121151
CD is good, I was just saying it's basically like they took those dudes ideas and just stretched it out for too long.
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>>68121190
Fair enough.

Honestly, that was part of the charm for me. It felt like a proof of concept, a movie that's sort of showing you "Hey, this shit can be done for an entire movie".

That and the egregious violence and black humor.
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>>68116434
Huh, this is cool. I thought there would be more CGI but it seems it's pretty much entirely practical effects with the only CGI the really obviously fake explosion towards the end.
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>>68121757
Yeah, it's like 70% practical, which it kinda has to be given the gimmick.

Making it all CG would just look ugly and clean, too much like a video game, but it's tastefully done here.
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>>68121834
noticed this too desu

they did a great job
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>>68119193
>AKAN IS A CUNT!!
>There's a certain stigma attached to blokes who like musicals...
>Higher Mind or Ego?
Fuck I can't wait to see this again.
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