the dawn of vidyakino is upon us /tv/
are you ready for it?
Predict worldwide box office200 million
it even self proclaims
>im kino
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>>68088547
Ben Foster is based.
>>68088547
God bless you, Ben.
>>68088547
>DEMNÄCHST IM KINO
I thought it was a flick?
>>68088547
>why am I in a dress
>>68088547
That woman need to shave her beard.
>>68088547
>two worlds
>one home
The perfect movie for Germany.
>>68088596
confirmed kino
>>68088547
>tfw I was 15 and was a few fragments away before BC came out
>tfw I will never caress Atiesh in my life time on an official vanilla server
>>68088654
Speaking about that why were some autists rambling about Medivh's staff in the movie? It looks perfectly fine.
>>68088567
260,000
>>68088547
lotr fanbabys about to be BTFO
dID sOMEBODY sAY
tHE mUMMY 2
Batman vs Superman definitely shits on this movie, at least. It may have had some script problems, but it wasn't a CGI shitfest like this will be.
wow kino der toten thats my favourite map from call of duty: black ops 2™: expandable balloon arnie edition
>>68088713
yEA bUT wHERES bENIg AboR
>>68088721
>dckek can't even compare that piece of shit with disney movies anymore
>come to start a brand war against warcraft
Fucking capecucks.
>>68088741
>>68088713
brendan fraiser, it seems to me like you're on the wrong side of the alimony
regard,
beni
Will Warcraft have quips? My wife's son is interested since the fantasy warlocks and wizards are 'just like Marvel' to him.
>>68088695
Dont know. Autism is a mystery to the non-quipper.
>>68088741
wHATS gOIN oN beNI
lONG tiME nO sEE mY aFRICAN jeW fRIEND
>>68088759
Funniest part is they're both WB
>>68088547
>making a warcraft movie this late
>not making a ff14 movie instead
they had their chance to make it when wow was at its peak and they blew it
it'll be a flop no doubt
>>68088759
It's not a brand war, I just think it's obvious that Warcraft is gonna be a shallow video-game-on-film full of shitty CGI, whereas BvS was simply misunderstood due to the script being a little high brow for a superhero movie. I HIGHLY doubt Warcraft will have the problem of being too highbrow, pfft.
Pompeii or Warcraft, what will be the better movie? I'd say it's going to be very close between these two in quality.
>>68088876
If they keep to the original story, then it will be a true greek tragedy.
>>68088934
>he hasnt seen either
>>68088876
>muh misunderstood masterpiece
Get over it, it was fucking shit. Maybe the Ultimate cut will be decent.
also
>comparing Duncan Jones with Hack Snyder
>>68088941
This also, the story is not as simple as it looks in the trailer since they did a good job not spoiling everything.
this thread is fucking disgusting
>>68088934
>implying wow will make a good movie
i fart in your ass sir, the runescape movie starring adam sandler can trump this long hair elf bullshit any day of the indian working week you mother yucker(tm)
>>68088941
>>68088965
>porkfisted 'Grease' tragedy
>compared to a complete Messianic tapestry of rich and subtle imagery people and critics are still discovering and discussing TO THIS DAY
Pfft.
Put another coin in the slot nerd, game over.
>>68088965
If they actually follow the original, it will end up being another quippmaggedon for the quippers who cant handle serious themes/drama.
Not to mention the implied anti-Sjw message.
>>68089011
Im sorry, Im from Germany. I thought my English was good enough, but I dont understand anything youre saying. Your comment is full of "memes".
The only thing I've seen Ben Foster in is 3:10 to Yuma and he knocked it out of the fucking part. He's the only thing I'm looking forward to in this shit.
>this might actually be worse than BvS
Holy shit
>>68089071
>anything being worse than BvS
Unless they show a blank screen for 2 hours they are good to go on that department.
>>68089071
>might
>it's a movie about a video game
On the bright side, no producer will touch anything video game related for the next 5 years.
>>68089094
How autistic, or underage do you have to be to write such a cringe-worthy post.
You need to be very commited to the cognitive dissonance of "DC-contrarianism" to write such an abomination of a post.
You should be ashamed.
>>68089117
>abloo bloo bloo
>>68089054
A 'greek tragedy' with dwarfs and orclocks vs tried and true messianic imagery, which sounds like more like a meme to you? Asshole?
>>68088567
2billion
I thought Ron Perlman was announced as an Orc but he ain't on the fucking imdb god damn it
This movie looks so fucking bad holy shit. One can buy better filmmaking with 100 million dollars.
>>68089156
Unlike greek tragedies with minotaurs, centaurs, sphinxes and gods right?
Please stop, this is embarrassing.
>>68089188
I never said Greek tragedy was good?
Besides, you can't help the inclusion of those monsters in the old stories, but we live in 2016 so we don't need fucking goblins and orclocks in a film in THIS DAY and age.
>>68089256
>the goalposts have used blink lvl 3
Ok lad.
>>68089256
What we need is people in spandex destroying city and fighting aliens. At least 5 times every year for at least the next 20 years, right?
>>68089256
>my dad sucked a bong out of my ass and held it like a dog rip
>>68089285
>>68089279
>sci-fi is not modern
>orclocks is
Now you are moving goalposts?
>>68089285
>i am retard hear me roar
>>68089343
What are you even talking about?
Its ok to be contrarian, it really is, but make a solid argument.
only people not excited for this are SJWs
>>68089404
>i prefer contra over adam sandler's predator the barbarian
Yeah, that's what's wrong with people like you these days. You just seem to miss everything. Every little hint, every little eschew of clue. Every little salted cashew. Y-y-y-you're just not ascended enough, schmuck!
>>68089404
BvS attempts serious themes with sci-fi, Warcraft attempts 'greek tragedy' with fantasy mages and orclocks, one of these is more like a meme than the other, and I'm pretty sure it's the one with the fucking goblins.
>>68089521
I genuinely feel bad for you...
>>68089524
>BvS attempts serious themes with sci-fi
>superglues fingerprints to his hand to open a spaceship
Fuck off.
>>68089564
>i have not ascended so i feel bad for people who have
gET oN mY lEVEL bRO
>>68089564
well the jerk store called
and they're running out of you!because you're their best seller!
>>68089643
Well I had sex with your wife you fuckin faggot!
>>68088547
the film is actually tracking extremely low
>>68089564
fUK yOU
>>68089701
oh i see
i better go commit suicide
thanks red spidey prototype
>>68089782
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>68089603
>superglues fingerprints to his hand to open a spaceship
What's wrong with that?
>>68089882
it would be extremely painful
>>68089603
>sci-fi
>sci-fi
Asshole?
>>68089967
Yes, yes you are.
>>68089929
batman vs superglue was shit as
>>68090015
your mom was shit as
>>68088547
I'll probably take a break from this board for the months prior and post release of that cinematic turd
It's hard enough now with capetrash, but throwing that into the mix will cause irreversible amounts of /v/ overflow
It'll probably the steak in the heart of this board
>>68090127
can you imagine the shitstorm that will happen though? Mods and janis will be earning their hotpockets then
>>68088645
Why is he wearing a towel as a cape?
>>68090179
either they won't be ready for it or they genuinely won't give a shit
they already started pandering towards capefans
and considering how this is one of a half dozen videogame movies coming out soon, there's nothing anyone can do
except for, you know, go outside and stuff
>>68089998
Moving the goalposts again eH bATS?
let's see how you like it when the whole world is lAUGHING aT yOU!
>>68090179
Nothing worse than the current state of /tv/ will happen. The brand wars from vedditors will shift from Disney vs DC to capeshit vs vidyashit.
WillLothar'sdeath in 2 manage to top this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6aciIhO6c&nohtml5=False
>>68090342
Retard.
>>68088645
That towel looks cgi
>>68088585
Kek
>>68091283
>Blizz retconned Doomhammer backstabbing Lothar like the sneaky cunt he is to taking him one in honorable combat
THEY'RE BEASTS
>>68092810
I trust that they will do something similar with the video, Lothar fighting waves of orcs with Orgrim only delivering the killing blow with his hammer.
>>68088547
Is that a fan-made poster? It looks really bad.
