How fucked are you?
Fine so long as they don't try and steal my Pepes.
>>68087999
not at all, just really embarrassed. all they'll find is tons of facebook, youtube, 4chan, and porn.
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>>68088017
that's the first thing they do senpai
>have fun getting through my seven proxies, feds
>>68088382
>,
what did he mean by this?
all my illegal stuff is stored four folders deep so I reckon I'm pretty safe
they would probably find something in my cache but would drop charges since my dad is very influential
>>68088017
>>68088422
Dr. Anon I'm F.B.I
>>68088423
... That is not how proxies work my friend.
Think they'll be disgusted by my BLACKED DOT COM pics?
Depends on whether or not they go through my cache desu. I ain't cleaning that shit every time some autistic fuckwit on /sp/ decides a gif of a baby being raped is an adequate response to an off-topic thread.
I'm not, but they're going to probably look at me slightly strange after seeing the 5,000 bookmarked fake incest videos.
The love between a 35 year old man and his 30 year old mother that looks like a model is PURE!
>>68087999
good luck, i always use incognito mode :^)
>>68088453
you'd better 3d print them and hide them in a panamanian vault
>>68088497
>panamanian vault
Even those aren't safe anymore. I lost nearly 350 rare pepes last week, with a street value of D840,000.
>>68087999
>checke'd
No trouble here. Migrants out.
Not fucked, just confused how the FBI are in another country other than the U.S.
>>68087999
Hahahahahaha, I'd laugh in the face of those little piggies. I've got thousands of absolutely repugnant porn videos and pictures, they wouldn't make it 5 minutes into my hard drive without quitting from disgust. There's no way they'd stay long enough to find my illegal stuff. Plus I hid my illegal stuff behind a complex network of folders and shortcuts with confusing similar names (like replacing large i's with small L's) so there's virtually no way they'd be able to navigate through the maze that my hard drive has become.
>>68088641
You're that much of a degenerate that we brought them in to help INTERPOL.
>>68088773
*Wields wakizashi*
*Tightens specially made kimono*
*Doffs trilby*
Heh, nothing personnel.
>>68088641
>thinking the US government cares about borders
If uncle sam wants you, you're his.
>>68088790
>>68088827
Well shit
Fuck off, I'm not going to be questioned over my Friends Hot Mom videos, my site rip of ideepthroat (Melanie best girl) or anything else
>>68088773
>. Plus I hid my illegal stuff behind a complex network of folders and shortcuts with confusing similar names (like replacing large i's with small L's) so there's virtually no way they'd be able to navigate through the maze that my hard drive has become.
a-are you fucking retarded?
>>68088841
YER GETTING YOUR HARD DRIVE SCANNED, KID!
>>68088893
But I always wanted that Aunt Diane!
>>68088841
this looks familiar
where's it from?
>>68088560
Here, add this one to your collection, all the way from ∞.
>>68088841
>Those awesome old pornos like that and Neon Nights etc are finally getting blu-ray transfers and restored by Vinegar Syndrome
What a time to be alive.
>>68088967
Fuck yes, I just got the bluray rip of Kay Parker's SexWorld off Cinemageddon. Holy shit did they know how to make porn back then. That movie drained my balls harder than any modern porn has in years.
>>68087999
Could be worse
>>68088952
Thats a pretty rare pepe
>>68087999
nooooooooooooo muh 10TB of tranny porn
>>68089078
Indeed, sadly I have lost the smiley face photo it originated from.
>>68089074
Where did you get footage from Sicario 2?
>>68089078
For you
>>68088487
Mah nigga
>>68089145
My dad works for nintendo so I got to see it early
Is it illegal to have a large collection of gore pictures of dead women?
>>68089525
>>68089049
>>68088967
*porn and masturbation is a disease that's as bad as faggotry, alcoholism and drug use. On a business trip for work I got stuck for the weekend because of Snow and for that entire weekened I took out my lap top and my 200 gigs of porn I've collected off of /b/ and other places and I spent the entire time with my pants off jerking until my balls ached. Depression afterward and low energy. It's not worth it.
It's better to marry and empty your balls into your wife.
>>68088458
Newfag
>>68089554
Yeah, I have a gf, a great sex life, and I still watch tons of porn and jerk off. Sometimes we do it together. Fuck off with that bullshit breh.
meh some lolicon hentai
>>68087999
>On-board graphics
>>68089525
Nah, just strange.
>>68089963
>Empty drive bays without covers
>CD Drive colour doesn't match case
Clearly a deviant
>>68090055
>200w non interchangeable PSU
>>68090136
Pretty sure I remember one story about a guy whose hardware was seized and CP only 'found' on it after it'd been with the police for months. They allegedly found the images in a directory called pictures, sitting in the top of the directory structure.
So basically, piss the police off and you're screwed no matter what.
