>"This is a rebel alliance to restore the galactic republic isn't it? I rebel and ally myself with those working to restore galactic republics."
Perfect.
>This is a rebelion isnt it?
END OF LINE.
who is this i reb el she speaks of? a jedi?
Too wordy
>>68086986
Really they should have just listed off her crimes and then asked her to join. That would have been the humor
"I rebel" is pure cringe
>>68086986
>The closer I get to the rebellion, the more I rebel. I wish I could wish away this feeling, but I can't.
Miss me yet?
>>68087084
Only way to explain how she took out those fully trained troopers
>Whats her deal?
>She managed to blow up a remote guardpost manned by a couple of probationary troops, accruing info on flight schedules in the local landing zone of the deserted planet
>Promote her into informant on that system, might last us a few months before they hunt her down
>Now get me our 40 year old veteran of the clone wars who's been spying on imperial plans for the past 20 years, we've got important things to do
>"On your own from the age of fifteen. Reckless. Aggressive and undisciplined. We want you to lead this mission."
>"So you're saying this is some kind of, uh, suicide squad?"
>>68086986
>wanting unpredictable criminal scum with behavioural problems to join your legitimate resistance
boy the rebels must be hard pressed for bodies
>>68086986
y is she so cute bros??
>it's a /pol/ is as delicate a flower as the sjws it despises and feels threatened by fiction
>>68087253
>boy the rebels must be hard pressed for bodies
They recruit a farmkid who joined up that morning and send him on one of their most important missions
>>68087248
would bohemian rapsody work as the theme song for rouge one teaser trailer?
wish we could just have a Sabine Wren movie instead
>>68087287
he was a good pilot though
>>68087304
I fucking ride Mando dick like it's going out of style, and nah son, nah. There are better characters to do a movie about.
>>68087285
I think most people are upset by the shitty writing
>>68087329
and she's a natural saboteur
>>68086986
Holy shit, kill yourself autist. Even if you were being retarded on purpose.
>>68087047
That more than enough
You line sounds exactly like the kind of shit that made the prequels so bad. Needlessly overwordy political shit.
There's literally nothing wrong with "I rebel" you fucktards.
>>68087359
Undisciplined and reckless
>>68087335
nice excuse and it fits into a 140-character comment
I'm Ira Belle
>>68087384
like Rebellion hero Han Solo
>>68087047
That's like the most obvious way to write that piece of dialogue and yet someone came up with "UH RUBULL"
not putting my fedora on here but holy fuck why does everything need verbal exposition
>>68087394
its i reb-el moron
ayy rebel
>>68087331
none that are currently canon / aren't villains. also
>nah son, nah
stop
>>68087287
I'm going to say his link to Ben + Biggs + saving Leia helped him a long
>>68087285
Never wasn't that way
>>68087431
point's been made
keep trying to find excuses though, it's funny
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/clhUhib.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>68087365
> complaining about autism on /tv/
>>68086986
that literally sounds like a line written by these hacks
>>68087399
He left the Rebel after he got his payment.
>>68086986
Ok memes aside, if the other male teammates are allowed to do cool badass things too then there shouldn't be any problem right?
I mean the major issue with Rey was that everything Finn and Han did by comparison was shitty.
>Finn needs Rey to aim his gun for him in the Falcon
>Finn needs Rey to save him from the CGI monster
>Finn loses his fight to a stormtrooper, only saved by Chewie
>loses to Kylo
>>68086986
>words, words, words that sounds like forced exposition is better writing
jesus christ
>>68087409
>That's like the most obvious way to write that piece of dialogue and yet someone came up with "UH RUBULL"
Honestly that looks like something they put in the trailers but didn't make the final cut.
Like Harry from ASM 2 saying "Isn't that the question of the day?" or Cap saying "We just did." in the Winter Soldier trailer.
Wouldn't be surprised if the line really does end with "This is a rebellion, isn't it?"
'I Rebel'
>>68086986
>Did you just shoot red lines at me? I'm a rebel not a WW2 soldier
>>68086986
>Captain, with all due respect, I've been on my own since 15. Both my parents, Jon and Jean Erso, were brutally murdered in cold blood by the Empire. I had to prostitute myself ever since that day. I've been fucked harder than the Empire fucks us on a daily basis but not once did I refuse an inch of it. So after all I've done to survive, you, an old deprecated woman of a bygone age, tell me to watch my behavior?
>Captain, this is a rebellion. Put your hands behind your head and get on your knees. I'm the captain now.
>>68087625
>a real rebel
>This is a rebellion isn't it?
>From a certain point of view.
It's so simple but yet it's dense at the same time. They should have just allowed me to write the script.
>>68087742
Nice poem.
>>68087742
Shitposting your years away on /tv/ aren't the best credentials
>>68087742
fuck off to bed old ben
>>68087742
mind blown
>>68086986
>This is A Star Wars Story, isn't it? Watch out, around here, I'm the Rogue One.
Come on Lucas this stuff practically writes itself
Aye-Rub-el is an ancient Jedi battle cry
>>68088035
"luke did i ever tell you about the rouge one? it was a star wars story long ago. she was a good friend"
>>68086986
the story of kyle katarn and nobody else
This trailer is proof Star Cucks will like anything and are mentally 10 years old when it comes to Star Wars.
>ham-fisted dialogue
>Battlefield Earth revival costuming and monologue
>cliched as fuck alarm in trailer trope
>
>>68087304
They should probably develop her in Rebels first.
>>68087365
Putting political shit in the prequels wasn't wrong tho, only memers complain about that aspect.
Is there one retard at Disney who comes up with all these shitty quips and stores them in a vault to be used when exposition is required in a script?
>>68086986
Fuckin give it to me straight. Make it work with one line.
Come on fuck me hard!
>>68087084
Reb-El
Brother of Kal-El
>I'm a strong women and i don't need no men
>>68087285
>it's a "i hate /pol/ so much that I bring them up in threads that have nothing to do with them" post
>come to the thread expecting hot Felicity ass
>it's nerds discussing movies
wtf is wrong with you?
>>68089138
she is plain as fuck chipmunk face
the poor man's whoever that bitch in the lesbo palme winning movie was
>>68089206
Virgin detected
>>68086986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SoDfwN5Pg2
>>68086986
>I'm not your hero. But I will fight for the rebellion.
There, none of these reddit quips and none of this "trade dispute with the planet Naboo" shit either
I can't wait for you idiots to get the waifu vibe and start daily threads with her pics
>>68086986
She looks like washed up 30 years old whore.
>>68086986
>this is a rebellion? hah. but fine, then. I'll do it, lady. I'll join your "rebellion"... for a price.
>smirks at Mon Mothma
she's supposed to be a rogue, isn't it? make her female Han Solo.
>>68088287
>>>>
>implying
EVERYONE hates it
NO ONE likes it
Stop living under a fucking rock, nerd
