So I'm watching the Mummy on Netflix and I've got a question for TV... Why would anyone NOT fuck the pharoahs wife?
>oh hey here's a super hot egyptian girl
>don't fuck her or else we'll turn you into an immortal mummy with supernatural powers
Boo hoo you get eaten by beetles for an hour, who gives a flying fuck if you wake up on the other side as a super mummy with a hot gf?
Also Brendan Frasier got old.
Are you serious?
Anyway, the movie has aged well. Even the CGI looks fine.
>>68080965
>there are people that think this is the first Mummy movie ever made
>>68081007
Duh! That was pic related
>>68081005
Yeah I'm watching it now and everything is generally pretty solid, it's got good pacing, side characters, and an overall story
>>68081007
Calm down grandpa. Not all of us were old enough were arpund to recall the first time we saw a photograph of Jesse James.
>>68081119
>Not all of us were old enough were arpund to recall the first time we saw a photograph of Jesse James.
handsome guy
Anybody who thought the Mummy was good should check out Deep Rising. It's underrated as fuck and has prime Famke in it. hnnggghhh
>>68081185
Deep Rising was a pretty great movie, it's kind of handicapped by it's shitty CGI though.
>>68080965
The last of the great adventure movies
Will he ever unjust his life?
>>68082560
Well he's not in Game of Thrones yet, that's a plus right?
