Yet to happen
Tropic Thunder
I've never been on a date.
30 years old, hasn't happened, never will.
Captain America 2. She wanted to see it so I had to sit through it a second time.
Without A Paddle was the first movie my wife and I saw together but it wasn't a date.
First official date was that shitty Exorcist prequel in 2004.
I honestly don't remember. Life of Pi maybe?
![bruno-brno.25877[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TCqvzc1.jpg "bruno-brno.25877[1].jpg")
A History of Violence
that sex scene on the stairs was super awkward
>never been on a date
>never had a first kiss
>neverheld hands
who /feels/ here?
what sort of trick question is this obviously its impossible to answer.
25 year old virgin. i no longer care
>>68080013
we even made out during it, which lead to some furious dry-humping and the worst case of blue balls in my life.
>>68080291
That's pretty impressive, anon. I'm a kissless virgin but even I've held a girl's hand before. That's practically 1/3 of the way to first base. I thought I was the biggest loser around but then I find you.
>>68080081
>>68080167
>>68080171
>>68080356
Why is life so unfair bros
I've always wanted to ask a woman on a movie date but I can never figure out what both of us would want to watch.
>>68080389
Where would we all be if Moot didn't create this place for us?
>>68080442
probably better
>>68080273
Cory?
>>68080386
That's how 4chan goes bro. I'm sure there are worse people off than me. It's the only thing that keeps me going now.
>date
It's been so long.
>>68080474
No, m8.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
I got laid afterward. I have no idea why.
>tfwgot girl pregnant
no I want to go back plsbtw im not black
Guys, seriously?
I'm not even a social person and have been on dates.
>>68080541
no we are all amazingly popular and joking.
>>68080495
>>68080386
oh yeah that's not bad at all. You have to remember (via certain thread screencaps other anons may have) that you're sharing a website with people who literally haven't left their dwelling in a year and get internet through extraneous means.
>>68080574
It's not hard. Just ask someone out on a date.
No point of just getting old and being bitter
Don't be a person who willingly chooses to miss opportunities.
![Sherlock-Holmes-2-A-Game-of-Shadows-2011-Tamil-Dubbed-Movie-HD-720p-Watch-Online[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lReugH8.jpg "Sherlock-Holmes-2-A-Game-of-Shadows-2011-Tamil-Dubbed-Movie-HD-720p-Watch-Online[1].jpg")
I wish I was joking.
>>68080624
o okay.
wew.
>>68080660
Anon.
>>68080624
It is hard when everyone is getting married/having kids and you are a fat faggot with no job who hasn't left the house in 3 years.
>>68080685
That's no ones fault but the person who chose to sit behind a computer screen and let life pass them by.
>haven't left the house in 5 years
>NEET
>live with my mom
>she cries everyday seeing the state that I'm in
>begs me to not kill myself before she passes away
>>68080541
i have no desire to be a normie faggot. i'd rather die a virgin wizard at this point. my goal is to make enough money to ruin the lives of everyone who has ever wronged me. i live a sad existence but im never gonna kill myself. i dont even masturbate anymore. i dont want to try to appease some dumb cunt just so i can shoot a load.
>>68080898
I hope you one day find happiness and love in some form, anon.
>>68080898
You should really stop coming on 4chan so often. From everything you've just said, it's made you a very jaded man.
>>68080935
i dont i hope he shitposts himself into oblivion.
>>68080291
>didn't get first kiss until age 23 in uni
>girl I liked would only kiss me when she was drunk and we danced
>barely talked to me otherwisepaid a hooker for fug in Amsterdam
>>68080869
work full time at a factory and move out
>watch movie together in my room (been on dates before)
>terminator 1
>she thinks its a cute and romantic movie
>same girl
>take her to deadpool
>also loves it
shes a keeper lads ;_;
The Men Who Stare at Goats
because it said Comedy I guess
Had to take her straight home to sleep afterwards. She was fucking talking about my pants bulge and shit beforehand
>>68080961
>>68080935
>>68080967
people die alone. let that be a reminder to you that no matter how many kids you shit out or how many whores you bang, there's always a possibility and sometimes even a good chance that we will all die alone. i dont need anyone else when i have you faggots
>>68080898
Pussy deprivation really is how super villains are born.
>>68080423
everyone loves capeshit take her to see whatever the latest marvel movie is
She was a tumblr tomboy. I miss her. Terrible movie though.
I saw the Mummy with my high school beard.
>>68081187
I looked it up I guess we went to Final Destination first
I got my first handjob during this.
My favorite Bond movie ever since
>>68080013
Oddly enough it was her suggestion.tfw still a virgin
>>68080541
I'm positively shy. That's just how I've been since the beginning. Middle school only further cemented that and that's when you start dating girls.
I'm handholdless and friendless. I keep to myself and that's just how it'll always be.
Some people just never experience love. Or sex, or kissing, or hugging, or handholding. Millions of people throughout history. I'm just one of those millions. Someone had to be.
Underworld: Evolution. I was 14.
>>68081441
I didn't date until I was out of highschool and ended up decent with women. It's fine to be in your position but understand that nobody is imposing this loneliness on you but yourself, and that you can easily end it with effort.
![MV5BMjE1OTQxNTk4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQzMjYzMQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mbM2pbU.jpg "MV5BMjE1OTQxNTk4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQzMjYzMQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg")
>It was a "double date"
>The other guy bailed
>I put my arm around her and whispered "is this too much" and then just left it there for an hour without making a further move
>Never saw her again even though I had a crush on her for all of 7th grade
i want to die
>>68081449
>Underworld
Why do critics hate the Underworld series so much? Evolution has 19% on RT with a top critic rating of 5%.Shit's fun. Awakening is straight up inexcusable shit though.
>>68081508
At the end of the day, it ultimately is me, you're right. But that's who I am and anything else is fundamentally dishonest. At 30, it's too late for any of that. There's no drive, no care, no desire to try and make any of that up. My body is getting older, parts are beginning the breakdown process, cancer and diabetes begin to take shape, blindness and balding increase and bring you back down to reality.
It's too late for that shit.
This was a VHS rental but I went over to a girl's house after school. She was the new girl, and the hottest girl at school. She wore these thigh high athletic socks with shorts on the basketball court. She wasn't super athletic but more so than the other girls in our class. My best friend had a huge crush on her but I had a different girlfriend for a while and didn't pay blondie any attention. Eventually me and the old girl split and I was hanging out with the hottie a lot more often. Well like I said we were at her house and we went in her room lay down under the covers and popped on Van Wilder. We just kind of lay there, I had my arm around her and there may have been light touching but not much until midway through the movie when I told her she looked like Tara Reid. This was such a compliment at the time and I guess I was acting smooth enough that she jumped my bones. We were rolling around under the covers, I got my first feel of a developed titty, then her mom barged in. She left the room and talked to her for a while and when she came back we had to leave the door open and stay above the covers. Before that I was rock hard, had a little precum on my dick.This was the furthest I'd get for about two years and then the next girl was my old ugly girlfriend and we had an awful relationship. The sex was never great and it I never developed into a healthy adult who would experience other healthy relationships.
And that's the way it was.
>>68081508
it's so easy to say this type of shit when you can get laid. fuck off faggot.
>>68081626
It really isn't, and the thought of what you could be will persist and mar your remaining years. What you've passed up is nothing compared to what you'll lose by continued inaction.
Unless you're actually fulfilled, then in which case I envy you. My mortality drives me to take risks, hurt myself and others, feel pained, less than, and continue striving in the face of futility. That too can be a burden.
Oh my fuck i hope the stories are true me and my gf cant stop laughing. You niggers really are pathetic.
>>68081749
>>68081837
>why aren't you more like me? murrr murrr hurr
i hate everyone
>>68081535
You know, I wasn't actually paying much attention.
>>68081745
It's not easy you chode, it's merely easier than spending the rest of your life as a bitter virgin. You can get laid. I believe in you. Stop being a colossal faggot and better yourself.
>>68081837
noone cares you dumb faggot
>29 year-old virgin
>tfw I can come into these threads and find people like me
I guess misery really does love company.
>>68081872
You are capable of adaptation. That you choose not to is your problem. So if you're gonna hate, hate yourself or God.
>>68081837
how many abortions has she had?
>>68081872
>why aren't you more like me?
Why aren't you?
I'm successful, and happy, what more could you ask for?
>>68081988
>>68081976
nah , ill just wait
>>68082024
Have you considered becoming a monk or a priest or something? You could turn your inability to function normally into a gift that helps others.
>>68082068
never
>>68082115
All these needs complaining.
>I weigh around 110kg and I am really socially awkward.
>currently don't speak the language of the country I live in.
>still got a good/easy 20 euro per hour job.
>got the cutest qtpa2t gf ever.
Step your game up anon. I know you can do it.
>>68082115
i dont wear fedoras. i dont even wash myself. ive been wearing the same clothes for two months. i dont think im a gentlemen or any of that meme shit that you cant ever stop thinking about to distract yourself from the real shittiness of life. i know im a degenerate and low scum, and i am beginning to accept it and embrace it. its a very real thing.
>>68082223
You truly are a horrible warning to what a lack of darwinism does to a species. I pity you, as you should have never been born.
>>68080013
District 9
I was24years old.
>>68082271
yet here i am. enoy your life. fuck her once for me tonight ;) im gonna live on the rest of my life alone.
Got a handjob and a blowjob while watching this on two separate occasions with two separate girls who both had never seen it
>>68080171
>>68080389
Life isnt unfair.
Youre a coward with too high standards.
If you went for the plain girl who also likes movies, instead of mentally going for the 10/10, then you would go on dates.
Porn has ruined betas.
>>68082310
I will in the morning, just for you.That's enough feel for me tonight anon. Die a good death, or come close enough that it shocks this shit right out of you.
>>68082324
Forgot pic
>this many normies on /tv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39BIdOP0D6E
>>68080081
>>68080167
>>68080171
>>68080291
>>68080356
>>68080389
I started laughing at you losers, but then it dawned upon me that I've only had one date.
>>68080386
I've never even hugged a girl that wasn't related to me
I was 16 and she was 13. Her dad had to come along to let us watch. He sat in the back, but christ that was a weird time for me.
I shit you not. I loved this movie growing up.
got to 1st base with a little grinding on the side while we made out on the floor afterwards. we ended up down there because of a tickle fight btw. now i'm happily gay. dunno whatever happened to her.
>first movie date when I was 24
>atleast she's my gf now
Big mistake.
>>68083843
>Dad let his 13 year old daughter date a 16 year old guy which is basically the prime horny age
Holy kek.
Sleepy Hollow I think? At 13.
>>68080013
u old as fuck nigga
>>68080152
Dope move. I bet she didn't understand it ,and got bored.
>>68080167
Typical /tv/ slash /pol/ user. No surprise there.
>>68080203
Your old.
>>68080273
Your gay. But you two fucked.
>>68080384
By seeing this movie you have damaged art itself.
>>68080640
You should have asked her to come to your place and watch the original.
>>68080671
2 deaths recorded by this flick. Brits life and Dakotas career.
>>68081187
Simply brutal. No escaping that moment after wards.
>>68081325
>A FLAW IN MY DATES DESIGN
>>68081376
Did you jerk it?
>>68081377
Sick dubs. Are you 40?
>>68081524
Hipster
>>68081692
SICK DOPE BRA! DID YOU GO FINGER DEEP IN HER PUSS
Ps home alone 2 is on
>>68082340
Nigger, some 10/10 women looked at me consistently and flirted with me. Problem is I couldn't speak to them, or make a boyfriend move. Because my brain's exactly like the picture of thre guy you replied to.
Shit life, shit behaviour.
Django Unchained.
>>68086779
same
The Equalizer.
I had my first date at 24.
>>68086779
Same. She continuously bit her lip when Django was on screen and left when the movie was over.
Never heard of her again.
>>68080013;_;
>>68080971
are you me?
>>68086795
How was it for you? I found it quite romantic at parts, was not expecting. My date was a gemini and he flew away eventually.
>>68080532
BANGOR?
>>68086868
I had my first date at 22, it's okay. This is what life is like for the introverts. We've got shit to do in our rooms okay.
>>68081368
dat poster is so bad
It was a good time. Later I found out her parents were actually sitting in the back without us knowing. That creeped me out a bit
Got a blowjob at 13 to Golden Compass in the Cinema
Ayyyyy
Get Him to the Greekseriously
>>68087065
What did she think of it afterwards?
>>68087028
>>68087058
>tfw that's how I sit when I browse /tv/
My chest is concave now
>>68080013
>pic related
and we finished on Me, Earl and the Dying Girl :(
>>68080167
And yet you still post, because you need that anonymous internet pity, just to give you some semblance of reassurance that you aren't a waste of human resource.
>>68087065
Was it a double date? :^)
Got my very first kiss watching this
Got my only theater-head watching Charlie Wilson's War in a nearly emoty theater cause the girl was bored out of her mind.
>>68087111
what film is this? i dont understand the reference
>>68080081
>>68080171
>>68080291
>>68080356
>>68080386
>>68080389
>>68080497
I bet you are all INTP's.
>>68081837
Get the fuck out, normie. This here is NEET country.
>>68087257
Cheaper By The Dozen 2. The two father's stalk their kid's cinema date.. best part of a useless film really.
>>68087292
Oh damn I think I actually remember that. Weren't the kids seeing Ice Age?
>>68087261
Damn I just looked up INTP and that actually describes me to a t. Except I'm not really scared of women or socializing. I'm more selective about it though and probably have less patience than others.
>>68087566
better check your horoscope signs as well.
>>68087662
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me anon.
>>68085060
>Your gay. But you two fucked.
Nope. I was about 16 and saw it with a girl. I almost put my arm around her on the bus home. We ended up dating for around two months but never had sex. I don't know if she enjoyed Bruno. I'm pretty sure I picked it. I think I remember her laughing.
does my mom count?
Fuck Mr Popper and each and every one of his penguins with a rake. Close second would be 50 first dates or whatever with Adam Sandler
