I'll start with a few. Please provide others.
Age of Ultron
>Ultron enslaves the earth and kills everyone. He is superintelligent AI and his decisions are founded on higher logic/intelligence than all humans in history combined, i'll accept his plan, we all die anyway and this would be the most exciting time to die
DKR:
>Gotham is basically fucked in the ass as it deserves to be, and then the nuke goes off destroying Gotham. Assuming it's like modern day NYC, nothing of value is lost.
Dallas Buyers' Club
>all of those degenerate faggots die of AIDS
Dark Knight
>Joker kills faggot Bruce Wayne, blows his brains all over his ugly cunt girlfriend's flat chest (whoever casted that ugly cunt should be blacklisted from the movie industry). This just makes my hopes for DKR more plausible because Gotham would be much easier for Bane to take over without Batman ever being there
Zootopia
>cunt bunny gets torn apart by the black panther, showing the brutally honest fact that women are shit cops and that a black panther/"predator" (obvious symbol of an ethnic minority) should not be trusted, all of which is statistically backed in real life and such a thing would do a justice to society for portraying reality
Star Wars, the entire fucking canon
>Luke gets his fucking skull smashed in by a sand man in New Hope, the empire prevails. The empire is the only fucking institution providing order to the galaxy, without it it would be anarchy and basically modern day Somalia on an intergalactic scale. Better yet, it happens before Episode 4, 60 years earlier. Little Anakin flies off his pod racer and splatters his faggot brains all over a rock. What kind of mother lets their kid fly at 500 miles per hour in a machine with zero safety features? That's why he grew up evil - a fatherless household with no behavioral guidance. Sound familiar? Like another demographic in real life?
>>68075441
So much edge in one post
>>68075441
wow edgiest thread i've seen in a while
i'm gonna bump because i want this to stay alive, it has potential to be a great thread
>>68075491
>Samefagging
>>68075441
Well aint you just a big guy, huh?
>>68075441
>>68075557
for you xD
>>68075441
And what would you do with the plane scene?
>not permanently banning everyone who even sounds like they're from /pol/
Enjoy your shit board filled with retards who have somehow seen Zootopia even though it's animated shit for 3 year olds
>>68075441
Mister Edgy Mc.Sharp is having a bad day
>>68075776
The reason the "keep /pol/ in /pol/" rule isnt enforced is because you wouldn't have any fucking users left if you banned them
This is the gayest thread I've seen on /tv/
>>68075845
Nice meme.
>>68075845
The reason the rule isn't enforced is because the moderation is absentee and shit even when it isn't.
In /tv/ cunny threads stay up to like 100 posts.
>>68075816
my first thought from reading part of one of his re-writes
>>68075441
JESUS CHRIST
>>68075776
>wanting to permaban anyone who doesn't agree with your leftist ideals
Top kek you bernie fags are the worst
>>68075898
Cunnies are essential /tv core, i hate those threads but it keep normies away
>>68075978
>adults going to watch zootopia and being this edgy
>somehow this is trump and/or anti left
Schindler's List
>do I really have to spell it out?
Inception
>Leo's character is lucid fucking dreaming. he is concious that he is in a dimension limited only be his imagination. why is he even fighting with guns like real life? why is he not sending an army of pokemon and super saiyans into the compound while he plows 1996 salma hayek? for that bullshit he deserves to get sucked into limbo for 100+ years
Goodfellas
>faggot ginny gets shot in the head on a run while he's still a teenager, saves the tax payer a lot of money in the long run
Deadpool
>AKA collateral damage beyond repair
>the doctor puts Deadpools in a fucking titanium coffin, fills it with liquid ademantium that hardens, put's that titanium coffin in a giant fire/bomb-proof vault, and fills that vault with liquid ademantium that hardens, and drops the vault in the bottom of the bermuta triangle.
Jurassic Park
>the dinosaurs win and kill all of the humans. no contact from the outside world is heard for months. finally a military plane surveils the area, and after several surveillance drones determine dinosaurs are contianed there and nothing but trouble, they fucking nuke the island, case closed
Batman vs. Superman
>mr. fucking smarty pants Bruce Wayne looks at one fucking picture of Superman's face, and immediately recognizes Clark Kent as Superman upon meeting him in Lex's mansion. Instead of getting on his faggot soapbox when questioning Clark Kent and shaming Superman, he acts like a non-retard and replies "maybe Superman can take it easy on the collateral damage, everyone else can shut the fuck up. And did you notice how autistic this Lex Luthor guy is? He looks like he should be Bryan Cranston buy he's some zuckerberg looking jew faggot instead, let's put a bullet in his brain right now and then go fuck that asian girl"
San Andreas
>do nothing, nothing of value is lost if all of SF dies
>>68075978
It has nothing to do with politics, it has to do with you being stupid, brainwashed, annoying, shitposting garbage. You really deserve to die. Back to your shithole for retards.
>>>/pol/
>>68076062
> stupid, brainwashed, annoying, shitposting garbage
Someone is mad baka
>>68076047
>why is he not sending an army of pokemon and super saiyans into the compound while he plows 1996 salma hayek
>Natural Born Killers
>Trailer trash Bonnie and Clyde are caught immediately or die in gunfire because we live in a civilized society where going on a killing spree doesn't last very long
>Falling Down
>Replace the Jew lead with a handsome strong white male, and have him kill more ethnic minorities and have him die for a greater cause at the end, make America great again
>Fight Club
>Nothing, that movie was perfect
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>68076095
not him, but stop being politics into arguments that have nothing to do with them
>>68075978
fuck off
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Avatar
>one single fucking negotiation for the blue people to provide the valuable materials to the humans. that's it. a lot of effort saved. did you even fucking try once? If the blue lady can be persuaded to fuck the main character with his shitty game then the blue people can easily be persuaded you fucking retards. And for that reason i hope the human space station they're at blows up and all the retarded people on it die because the human race would be better off without those retards polluting our honor across the galaxy
Fast & Furious series
>Paul Walker's character blows his cover almost immediately, as he should have with that shitty acting, and Vin Diesel knees him in the head repeatedly until his head is like a hollowed out watermelon.
Lord of the Rings
>Golem kills Bilbo immediately because Golem is fucking crazy and the fact that he didn't kill Bilbo quickly is a borderline plot-hole based on his character. Gandalf zaps Golem in the fucking dick and takes the ring, flies over Mortor and drops that shit in the volcano and is home in time for his afternoon fuck session where he gets pegged by female hobbits. the end, go fuck yourself
Shrek
>like any army at that time without a brain made of dicks, they surround the vicinity of Shrek's home with archers, burn the entire forrest down around him so he's trapped, and rain fire arrows and catapult massive fucking stones and gun-powder fill sacks and more fire arrows to explode them on his shitty little hut. He does absolutely nothing to contribute to society and only causes unnecessary stress for the people of his canon. Fuck him.
Spider Man
>he doesn't really fight any serious criminals, and a lot of the terror in NYC is caused because he pisses badguys off for no fucking reason. and he doesn't have invulnerability last time i checked, so in reality he cracks his fucking skull on his first try swinging building to building. Over before it begins, fuck off.
NONO, you stupid fuck. patricians kno Dark Knight should have ended with either of the 2 cruise ships blowing the other one up. Instead we get Batmans faggy "oh you wanted to prove everyone is as ugly as you, WELL THEY'RE NOT!!!" Humanity prevailed kumbayah yadda bullsshit.
Everyone knows if that happened in real life, someone would push that fucking button.
The Joker was right.
>>68076771
Leftist detected
>>68076771
It should never have even gotten to that point. The Joker, with all of his connections and his evil genius, should have easily known Bruce Wayne was Batman. Who is the quiet BILLIONAIRE who has been gone for a long time and suddenly shows up once a wild vigilante enters the city at the same time? Who is the only civilian in the entire fucking area of the country with the money and resources and free time to drive such high tech shit and be so rich and disconnected from reality that he thinks he is even necessary? What corporation based in Gotham is intertwined with the military industrial complex so heavily, and who owns this company?
One sniper takes out Bruce Wayne's faggot head 30 seconds into the movie, Bane and Joker unite, Heath Ledger probably never kills himself.
Harry Potter
>Snape and Dumbledore have the ability and know full well where Voldemort is and execute him immediately while he is weak, zero fucking questions asked. Fuck you Harry. The fan theory that the entire Hogwarts school and wizard world is a figment of your imgination hopefully is true and you spend your days in a mental institution getting pegged by Nurse Ratchet
Forrest Gump
>a mentally retarded person in the 1950s
>instead of this fairy-tale world where retarded people were treated humanely in this period, Forrest is sent to a horrible mental institution where he is abused and hanged upside-down on a ceiling fan and spun around until the blood rushes to his head and he dies. MAKE THE MOVIE ABOUT THAT TOO, expose this horrible treatment you fucking assholes. don't give us this unrealistic tale that he's some fucking superhero. make a fucking impact.
this thread is absolutely brilliant
>>68076848
how the fuck is that in any way "leftist" ?
>>68076952
>joker wanted to kill batman
did you even watch the movie
>>68077160
Because I read it and then I left.
>>68077160
You should know
>>68077207
fuck you nigger
>>68076771
Well, the one boat did vote to do it, they were just too chickenshit to pull he trigger. Joker was right
Elf
>Will Ferrell's character grows up a social outcast, without elvish upbeat character. This causes him not to grow up some jolly elf. In fact he become and angst-filled edgelord teenager, bullied a lot for being so different. The Elvs are the most homogenous group of people onthe planet who have had zero diversity for thousands of years, Ferrell's character is a huge target for bullying, he is completely ridiculed, borderline suicidal. He becomes a Una-bomber type terrorist who puts explosives and traps in children's toys all over the world. The US military wages war on the North Pole, the elves get pretty much massacred with some rotting in gitmo. Islam loves this because Christmas is destroyed, so Al Qaeda backs down. The west becomes less materialistic as the holiday of Christmas is banned to prevent terrorist attacks on millions of children, and western nations become more understanding of USSR and the middle east, causing borderline world peace.
Interstellar
>McConaughey's character isn't so fucking cryptic in his initial message to his daughter when in the quantum black hole thing, and tells her exactly what the fuck to do, saving decades and decades of absolute bullshit that kills billions of people.
>>68077277
How fucking stupid are you.
>>68077266
saying that people are inherently selfish and care little for other people they have no relations with is "leftist"?
thats like the oppposite of leftism.
>>68076952
>he thinks the Joker wanted to kill Batman
holyshit you can't be that retarded
>>68077585
Your second point contradicts the OP.
>>68078223
YOURE A LEFTIST GET OVER IT FUCKING FAGGOT JEW
>>68077585
That Elf one is golden.
>>68077585
The Elf one would be a radical 1000+ page novel
