Hey, /tv/. New card. Do you like it?
>>68066436
>Pierce &Pierce
>>68066436
Whoa, very nice. Look at that!
>>68066436
Bryce had the best card.
>>68066436
Let's see Paul Allen's card
>>68066436
That's very cool Bateman. But that's nothing, check this. Eggshell, with romalian type. What do you think?
>>68066436
I made this for last thread but I think nobody noticed it so here I post it again. Thanks and have fun.
>>68066436
>>68066505
>>68066534
>>68066616
>aquisitions
>>68066475
Is that a gram?
Check this out.
>>68066616
Very nice. Saved
>>68067909
Please delete it from your computer, it's mine.
>>68066436
>Bizarre spacing in Pierce & Pierce
>Top margin different than the bottom margin
>Misspelled acquisitions
Hope he killed the printer
>>68067999
nice, but check these
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Raised memeing, pale numbers. Doubles.
>>68066436
Let's settle this once and for all
http://strawpoll.me/7329045
>>68068000
Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
>>68068000
>>68068033
>>68068018
>see results
>one of the cards actually IS objectively superior
wew
>>68068018
>Somebody unironically voted for Bryce's card
here, i'll show you something better
>>68068018
>>68068190
>>68068220
Allen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bateman > Bryce > a pile of shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zach Snyder's filmmaking skills >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Van Patten
Why was Williem Dafoe so fucking perfect in this scene?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aETu7Wj9yaI
>>68068000
>Look at that subtle off-white numbering. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a quote
>>68068348
isnt he always perfect?
>>68067814
This. Gets me everytime
>>68068000
>>68068033
>>68068018
Bryce is the winner.
That texture, that font...
>>68068348
Something from the comments, not sure if true, but interesting nonetheless:
Amazing fact about this scene - director Mary Harron had Bale and Defoe go through the scene three times. First time she told Defoe to act as though he was certain that Bateman was guilty. The second time she told him to act as though he thought Bateman was innocent. Third time he was to act as though he had suspicions but wasn't sure. She then edited each of Defoe's performances together into the same scene, so that how the detective appears to view Bateman changes throughout, reflecting Bateman's own paranoia and psychopathy.
>>68067814
I always assumed that was just yank spelling.
>>68068743
Bryce's texture is shit though. On any other field, he's a clear winner, but he shit the bed with texture.
>>68068803
Nice.
Is that janny handling the pruning account? Lucky jew bastard.
>>68068821
I think he meant acquiring dubs
>Never getting dubs
>>68068899
>>68068899
>>68068861
Jesus Anon, what does that have to do with anything?
>>68068933
Whoah dude
>>68068966
>>68068933
>>68068899
Looks like meme's back on the menu boys
>>68068966
I've seen that bastard sitting in his office, talking on the phone to the mods, spinning a fucking menorah.
>>68068899
DON'T DO IT BATEMAN
JUST CHECK YOUR DIGITS FOR GOD'S SAKE
>>68068899
>>68068933
>>68069006
Not a menorah, you spin a dreidel.
>>68069046
Oh my God. Anon, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?
>>68069100
No, just cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>68069156
Oh, I forgot. Anon's dating someone from the ACL(you).
>>68069221
He's the voice of reason, the boy next door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME
I can't believe that >>68068923 prefers >>68068899's dubs to mine.
>>68069433
>>68068821
Your mom knows about yanking.
>>68069433
>>68069511
>>68069644
very nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkSLQVHGCQA
>tfw I'll never get blood splattered on me sitting front row at American Psycho the Musical
>tfw they made him wear pants on Colbert when in the actual show he's wearing the tighty whities
why live
just here for the dubs
>>68069924
choke on DEEZ DUBS
>>68067953
Never! Next time copyright your gifs
>>68069762
musicals are gay af
>>68068272
>Zach Snyder's filmmaking skills
Kek
tfw you get dubs
>Allen gives Bryce his card and tells him to call him
>Their cards all have the same number
>>68069973
Musicals are an iconic part of our culture, Bryce. Now if you'll excuse me I have tickets to a matinee at Les Mis.
>>68068018
>all these sheeple voting bateman and paul allen when van patten's is clearly the best
>>68070062
Kek
What about Luis' card?
>>68070227
You couldn't be more wrong you dumb frogposter
dubs have been reactivated for a while now
people have just realized it
...
also i liked bryce card due to the texture, most cards tend to slip out of your hand with the tinyest of lesser grip.
>>68070370
>people have just realized it
hownew.ru
>>68068018
4 vice presidents.....
>>68070293
Bateman and allen's cards look so fucking bland. Literally just plain white with plain black lettering. At least Van patten has some style in his
Some nice digits in this thread
His name is actually Timothy Price, not Bryce.
>>68070289
absolutely disgusting
>>68070628that's the joke[/spoiler\
>>68070289
>brown
>blurry lettering
>last name first
good god no wonder Patrick wanted to kill him
>>68070289
>>68070744
Checked
>>68070710
...[spoilersometimes shitposts I as bettah.
>>68070289
>>68068018
>Bateman didn't have the best card
>implying
did you even pay attention to the movie?
Bryce has the best card, this is fact.
>phone number is clean, no periods, no hyphens needed, very professional, thus putting him above Bateman (low hanging 3, 4, and 5s? Disgusting) and Allen (periods not needed, space is cleaner)
>no bolded name, gaudy and unprofessional (bye bye, Van Patten
>fits entire bottom line in one neat line (sloppy work, Allen)
>his font is vastly more professional and crisper than his coworkers
Bryce wins by a long shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCIU2G25xUQ
>>68071473
Colour is shit though
hehe, nothing personal kid....
screw your cards mine is better
>>68072609
*cha-ching*
Never leave the face without it
