I'll start us off.
>it's written by a woman
>it's a comedy starring women
>it's directed by a woman
>>68061836
You MUST be JUST gay as fuck.
>>68061836
>image.jpg
>it promotes liberal propaganda like female empowerment, interracial breedig, multi-racial couples, diversity, any rich guy is bad, the list goes on
I hate libtards so fucking much
>>68061836
> Voice over
>>68061890
Rich people usually are bad in reality though
I agree with the rest.
>>68061836
>image.jpg
>>68061867
CODE LAVENDER
>protag is a child
>protag is a minority
>protag is a talking animal
>protag is a ghost
>protag is a morbidly obese vampire
>protag has some supernatural ability
>protag is not a vegan
>narration beyond the opening credits
>From the producers of-
>From the writers of-
>From the guy that brought you-
>>68061957
I used to think that too boy, but i started to meet poorfags and a lot of them turn out to be assholes too, it dosen't matter from wich asshole shit comes, it's still shit.
>>68062277
That doesn't mean I'm wrong. Rich people are generally worse people than poorfags.
>starring Ashley Judd
>starring Katherine Heigl
>starring Rob Schneider
>starring Rob Kardashian
>starring Mischa Barton
>starring Bryan Cranston
I just check j-dar.ca
>>68061836
>directed by Roland Emmerich
>from the producer of
>studio that brought you
It isn't an American blockbuster made in the last ten years.
>>68061836
ET was written by a woman anon, gotta admit that was good.
>>68063560
That's a good sign most of the time considering a majority of people go out to see animated kids films and capeshit instead of movies of quality
>From the people that watched X
Oh boy, sounds like hilarity ensues
>>68061836
there is only one red flag.
>movie is approved by /pol/
>>68063621
ET was blatant pro-immigration propaganda.
>>68064586
/pol/ doesn't approve movies.
/pol/ only watches patrician kino.
>based on a comic book or video game
>trailer has slow-motion
>characters wear leather/latex outfits
>>68061836
>He doesn't like American Psycho or Lost in Translation
pleb
>>68061957
people in general are shitty and people only single out rich people because they are jelly of all the retarded shit they can afford to buy
>>68064686
pol kino is best kino
>>68062027
go to bed, thunderfart
>>68062108
>protag is a morbidly obese vampire
what? Does a movie like this actually exist?
>>68065295
What a cringe-inducing little list, proving once again that conservatives just can't into art
>>68061836
About every movie ever made that has "The Adventures of X" as the name title
>>68061836
Zack Snyder was involved in anyway even if it was just sweeping the set
>>68065295
>300
>Fight Club
Repressed homosexuality much?
>>68061836
>image.jpg
>>68061836
>doesn't like Claire Denis, Chantal Akerman, Lynne Ramsay, Agnes Varda, Elaine May, Ida Lupino, Andrea Arnold, Kelly Reichardt, Larisa Shepitko, Jane Campion, Lucile Hadzihalilovic
OP you're so pleb that you make me want to kill myself
>>68067449
all reddit directors
>>68061836
>>it's directed by a woman
American Psycho
>>68067479
sounds like reddit has way, way better taste than this board in that case
I am sure you've never heard of any of them though
>>68067808
>sounds like reddit has way, way better taste than this board in that case
You say that like it's some fucking revelation
>>68067831
so then why are we here?
>>68063543
Good list
>It's a comedy sequel
>>68067987
22 Jump Street
Magic Mike XXL
>>68066401
theres no need to be triggered
>He hates Dubs Guy the Movie
>image.jpg iphone idiot
>>68067868
You tell me redditor
>>68066401
>>68066941
You know you can almost smell the shit coming off that nose you keep so buried in the asses of the left-wing elite. I only say this because at any rate I'm certain you've gotten used to the stench considering you spend so much time eating it.
>>68068046
I've actually never been on reddit before but your comments make me think that transitioning is a good idea
do they actually discuss real movies?
>>68068100
>lmao your taste is shit
>n-no u
Enjoy watching shirtless men play cops and robbers
>>68068114
Yes, but no memes
>>68068654
>no memes
Reddit in its entirety is one giant meme
>>68068745
You sound like a meme
>>68065295
>no Triumph of the Wills
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
>modern Disney is involved in the process
>>68065295
Holy shit, their taste is even worse then I thought it was.
>>68061836
>The love interest is a woman
>There are women in it
>The director's mother was a woman
>>68068987
>The director's mother was a woman
I agree. Universal red flag that has never failed me.
>>68062423
Not really. Have you ever met a black person? They are literally the worst people on the planet and all of them are poor. The rich even regularly help them out through welfare and charity and they are still the worst
