ITT post movies that couldn't be made today.
>>68061384
>not having an iPhone
What are you a poorfag?
Blazing Saddles
2012
here's a list of movies that are going to beremade today
>jumanji
>the jungle book
>mortal kombat
>scarface
>short circuit
>toxic avenger
>the warriors
>Dirty dancing
>the crow
>the twilight zone
>Ben Hur
>pet sematary
>Death note
>starship troopers
>the neverending story
>wargames
>american psycho
>the birds
>the creature from the black lagoon
>escape from new york
>Highlander
>lethal weapon
>little shop of horrors
>Porky's
>the bodyguard
>the wild bunch
>big man japan
>It
>Jacob's ladder
>legend of conan
>Logan's run
>the mummy
>Police academy
>Waterworld
>Weird science
>Flight of the navigator
>romancing the stone
>videodrome
>the black hole
>daredevil
>sympathy for mr vengeance
>timecrimes
>timecop
>cliffhanger
>voltron
>battle royale
>chopping mall
>firestarter
>hellraiser
>spawn
>i am legend
>a nightmare on elm street
>big trouble in little china
>the blob
>flash gordon
>the grudge
>i know what you did last summer
>the invisble man
>the league of extraordinary gentlemen
>masters of the universe
>memento
>mulan
>nosferatu
>the naked gun
>power rangers
>stargate
>the wolfman
>>68063929
>Videodrome
>Scarface
>>68063511
>>68064008
they'd make the lead female and the super hot adopted kid her biological son, also she also doesn't kill herself in the end
>>68061484
>icuck
>>68061484
>not having a 1+2
what are you, a drone?
>>68063929
Im gonna be sick
>>68061340
>this scene
kek every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiYbIyOYCG0
>>68061340
literally anything from the 80s/90s
>>68064197
Don't kid yourself, you could still make this apology piece. You might even win an oscar. It'd probably be harder to make Police Academy or Lethal Weapon than this.
>>68061484
>implying some google images aren't tagged as image.jpg
>>68063929
Source - your ass.
I bet you watch top 10s.
>>68064296
The ending wouldn't have made it. All movies about racism in the recent years pandered to the black people.
The Ringer
Stuck on You
Nutty Professor (Murphy)
Basically any comedy that pokes fun at handicaps.
>>68061340
Anything movie starring Orson Welles absolutely couldn't be made today, because Orosn Welles is now dead.
>>68064516
aaah the frence
>>68064402
jumanji
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2283362/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
jungle book
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3040964/?ref_=nv_sr_1
mortal kombat
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293429/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
scarface
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2066055/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
shortcircuit
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929281/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
toxic avenger
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1633359/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
dirty dancing
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1495731/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
the crow
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1340094/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
ben hur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BmeR9GYdDU
pet sematary
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0837563/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
death note
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5058340/?ref_=fn_al_tt_5
starship troopers
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2126361/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
the neverending story
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386664/?ref_=nv_sr_4
wargames
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1976650/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
american psycho
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2136729/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
the birds
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0884788/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
creature from the black lagoon
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485799/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
escape from new york
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0984981/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
highlander
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235529/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
lethal weapon
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5164196/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
little shop of horrors
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2391023/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
the bodyguard
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1850440/?ref_=fn_al_tt_7
the wild bunch
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2028582/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
It
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1396484/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
jacob's ladder
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3016748/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
legend of conan
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2479722/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
logan's run
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402344/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
the mummy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2345759/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
police academy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1332579/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
weird science
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2852188/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
>>68063929
Source
Now
Or you're a horse cock sucking faggot
You have ten minutes to show your evidence
>>68064858
>IMDb is his source
The Blind Fury poster looks like what you would get if Troma was allowed to make a Daredevil movie in the 80s.
>>68064402
2/
flight of the navigator
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1444308/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
romancing the stone
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1334103/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
videodrome
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1426388/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
the black hole
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1561766/?ref_=fn_al_tt_5
daredevil
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598171/?ref_=nv_sr_1
sympathy for mr vengeance
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1202216/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
sympathy for lady vengeance
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1928339/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
timecrimes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1174737/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
timecop
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2937706/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
cliffhanger
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441251/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
voltron
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472429/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
battle royale
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814023/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
>>68064975
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/what-to-watch/remakes-reboots-coming-soon/
http://whatculture.com/film/10-upcoming-remakes-that-could-be-better-than-the-original?page=1
http://www.movieinsider.com/movies/remake/2017
http://www.movieinsider.com/m13077/the-wolf-man
http://www.movieinsider.com/m13635/godzilla-vs-kong
now go shitpost somewhere else
>>68065006
it's basically an origin story of stick
Imagine the hashtags that would accompany this film's casting announcement
>>68064417
I was gonna argue but then I realised you were right because the moral of the story is "around blacks, never relax."
>>68063511
Pffft
>>68061340
Blazing Saddles
>>68061340
>jokes about prison rape
>jokes about blow jobs
>using the word shit
>some how rated PG
>>68067544
Those were different times anon
>>68063929
>videodrome
it's in development hell-for now, thank god
>>68063929
>ItIt's gonna suck
>>68064285
That got remade 4 months ago
anything good
>>68064300
This is a gem of a movie.
If it was made today the normies wouldn't understand any of it.
>>68064197
This one could probably still happen. Not so sure about something like Romper Stomper, though.
I don't think even teenage qt Winona would be enough to stop the US from going into an uproar over a comedy about killing high school kids.
>>68067544
Have you ever been in a...Turkish prison?
>>68065257
>tfw this came out 30 years ago, and the cartoon one is over 150 years old
>>68063929
>the naked gun
>>68069362
Twas the joke
>>68064197
>muh evil meanie nazis! nazi man turn good!
Are you kidding? Every director in Hollywood would be clamoring for the job if a studio announced that they wanted to remake AHX.
>>68071659
But it wouldn't be the same movie. The Nazis would be worse and the blacks better and you know it.
>>68064300
>tfw he only got paid $2,000 to star in this movie
>>68064197
They should remake it, but it be about a black separatist guy who's a member of an extreme wing of the Nation of Islam who kills some non-black person and goes through some similar variation of a reformation tale.
I'd watch it.
>>68064065
She'd also be an Arab and it would have not-so-subtle undertones of smashing the white patriarchy.
>>68071659
The ending would be critic kryptonite in today's world
>>68065457
Eh, I always interpreted it as "Racial hatred and violence aren't exclusively white, blacks and everyone else are evil and guilty too".
Any good movie at all.
>>68064858
Seems a bit weird to remake The Crow, Jacob's Ladder, and American Psycho.
Like, why do it?
>>68072157
I've always seen it more as "Racism is right but putting hatred behind it is what's wrong because all types of hatred corrupt like an illness."
>>68071474
I seriously just bought that on DVD for 50 cents the other day. Have never seen it, but the description made it sound amazing.
>>68063929
>big trouble in little china
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LIKE MODERN HOLLYWOOD WOULD DARE ALIENATE THEIR BIGGEST MARKET
>>68063406
On a very related note:
Why the fuck is Django Unchained even a Django movie at all? I would understand it if they just made him the same Ex-Union Army soldier turned drifter, with a coffin surprise and a desire for gold, who will kill former Confederates or Mexican banditos indiscriminately to get his gold. Or even as a monk who abandons his vows to save his daughter from imperialist Austrians looking for a black butterfly.
Instead, it's set before the civil war, with Django as a freedman, he is a bounty hunter who wants to buy the freedom of his wife, and HE DOESNT HAVE A COFFIN OR MACHINE GUN. Like what the fuck that's the entire point of any of this shit.
>>68070021
hold on, ur trying to meme me arnt u?
>>68064516
>>68064538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
>>68062039
it shouldn't have been made in the first place
>>68073450
Piss on you.
Memes aside. This absolutely could not be made today.
>>68073227
AHHHHHHHH
THE FRESHHHH SHAM PAIN
>>68064197
thank god for that because that movie is absolutely garbage
>>68065173
You rekt his ass so much.
I don't think an audience for this shit exists anymore
pretty much anything before 2000
>>68075745
I could easily argue it never did.
>>68061340
>image.jpg
What did he mean by this?
>>68065257
>#HobbitsSoWhite
