>hero stays at a hotel
>goes to his room
>porter:"Anything else, sir?"
>hero: "No, thank you."
>long pause
>porter: *AHEM*
>>68054240
*low five*
>>68054240
>Hero later needs the porter to help him
>porter gives him a sarcastic look
>Hero sighs and grabs his wallet and hands over $10
>Porter takes it and still doesn't help
>>68054240
>porter: *AHEM*
>hero gives him a throat lozenge
>>68054657
>and there's plenty more where that came from, ya filthy animal
>>68054240
>Hero gives the porter a massive tip
>"Holy shit! Hey, man, if there's anything you need: woman, drugs, whatever, just ask!"
>Acts like the hero's best friend for the rest of the movie
>"I've taken the internship"
>"that's great, I'm so hap-"
>"its in [location further than 8 hours away]"
>protagonist encounters wild animal that seemingly wants to bite their head off
>pulls out a candy bar out of nowhere and the animal turns out to be friendly
>>68055498
Happens all the time whenever the protagonist climbs over a fence and a guard come comes running up to them
>Pulls out a candy bar or a doggy treat
>Vicious doberman transforms into a puppy and licks the protag's face
>>68055564
*Guard dog
That would be weird if it were a human guard being bribed by a candy bar.
>What are you looking at?
>What is he looking at?
>what's plan b
>"RUUUUUNNNN!!"
>Porter: It's customary to leave a tip sir
>Hero: Sure here's a tip, wait an hour after eating before you go swimming
