this guy's filming a documentary on your life. what would shock and appall him?
>>68032123
Posting on /tv/.
>>68032123
My katana collection
>>68032123
the fact that i'm in love with him
>>68032123
My scat fetish
SPAGET
>>68032123
Probably nothing, but I'd love to show him 4chan just to see see what he makes of it.
My waifu folder
So you've been on this "4chan" for several hours nearly every day for 10 years?
>>68033080
Show your rarest Eva.
The fact that all surfaces of my dungeon are covered in pictures of his face. Also the fact that I can't masturbate without thinking about cheese.
>>68033125
>>68032123
masturbating almost exclusively to shemale porn for the last 6 years, i eat my own dandruff (the big ones), i have a collection of action figures worth about 80k dollars and still live with my mom and cat
>>68033203
That's noice.
>Anon then spends the whole afternoon in some kind of chatroom pretending to me in hypothetical documentaries
>>68032123
>I'm slightly racist after being mugged by black men.
>I go on 4chan before bed because why not?
>Still stalk my ex and send her "mystery" letters.
>Got a waifu folder. Yukari from Persona 3 is my waifu by gawd.
>I can suck my own dick
>My love for Prince
>I blast New Order every Saturday night.
>I don't give much of a fuck about social norms so I just say what's on my mind. Granted I try to be polite to those who show respect.
>I make up fake identities and go on omegle.
He'd be fine!
the way my wife's son treats me
>>68034007
>stalking ex-gf
>having a different waifu
no anon. you are the cancer. drop the bitch or stick to 3dpd
my dedication to my future wife
>>68033221
>i eat my own dandruff (the big ones)
>the big ones
When I was living in these apartments I got matched with some random guys for roommates. They'd drink and party and screech like retards while playing shitty pop music until ~3-4 AM literally every night of the week. I was studying physics in uni at the time and, since I couldn't sleep, I'd do physics homework and masturbate when I couldn't solve a problem. During my physics 2 final exam there was a question about magnetism and I came hands free. Luckily, I was in the back of a dark auditorium and nobody saw. Got an A on the exam.
>>68034213
lmao
>>68032123
Maybe the heavy benzo use and my all-consuming foot fetish.
But I wouldn't want to show him /tv/ now but I would love to during the Drive Era
>>68032123
Every day, I wake up between 12:00 and 2:00 PM, and I go to bed at 4:00 or 5:00 AM.
I shower once a week. Sometimes even less frequently than that.
I dropped out of university, quit an apprenticeship, and dropped out of college.
I'm unemployed.
I'm suicidal, but I can't do kill myself because a) my own cowardice b) respect for my mother, sisters, and brother.
I've made numerous attempts to sort my mental health out, but the system over here is a joke.
>>68032123
I rewatch every episode of modern family over and over and imagine what it would have been like to grow up in a loving and supportive family. This is my only hobby and I have no friends.
where's the copypasta you know the one
>>68035074
>I'm suicidal, but I can't do kill myself because a) my own cowardice b) respect for my mother, sisters, and brother.
iktf, Anon. I can't kill myself because I know how much it's going to fuck up my brother.
>>68033203
incroyable
nothing really. my clothing fetish extends to children as young as 6 (no nudity) but he's already done a documentary on pedos.
>>68035273
GIVE FUCKING SAUCE NOW
>>68035356
>>68035446
looks like eva green
>>68035446
Are you sure you really want it? Alright, if you insist.http://xhamster.com/movies/1630335/eva_green_cum_plastering_cumpilation.html
all of it
My diagnosed schizophrenia most likely
>>68034181
how do you prove your dedication, anon?
