Easily the best film in the genre. Honestly surprised to be saying that (I love TDK)
>>68029507
>We drive the Warners crazy
>Our trains are filled with gravy
>Sell tickets on the daily
>To women men and babies
>Mickey Mouse and Marvel
>Will take over the whole world
>Snyder, take a ride or we will fuck you with our Spider
>My quips, my quips
>My quips, my quips, my quips
>Beloved by all critics
>and /tv/
>>68029507
Spoil, pl0x?
>>68029561
>>68029507
> being a corporate pawn for multinational corporations who couldn't give a fuck about you.
>i love tdk
if you don't understand movies in any way shape or form why are you posting on a film board :)
>>68029507
If you were to give it a score, say a percentage, would it be higher or lower than 29?
Write a detailed plot synopsis including specific details not seen in promotional material or fuck right off now.
>>68029507
>I love TDK
oh boy
>>68029561
>What'choo gon' do with all them quips?
>All them quips inside yo flicks?
>>68029760
>I'mma make make make DCucks sick
>Make them cut their fucking wrists
>>68029507
>social media embargo lifted exactly 37 minutes ago
>mfw this poster is literally a SHILL
>>68029790
>What'choo gon' do with Spider-Man?
>Spider-man is the new guy
>>68029561
>>68029760
>>68029790
truly the golden age of shitposting
>>68029817
>I'mma make make him CGI
>10 years old, British and wry
>>68029830
it really is
KINO VS QUIP
>>68029507
How was she?
>>68029561
Honestly its up there. The kino and quip shitposting war is brutal.
>>68029907
Ive seen this posted like 10 times. No way im reading all of it. Can someone please summarize it for me
>>68029964
overthinking shit
>>68029964
Nah.
>>68029964
'2deep4u'
>>68029964
a bunch of bullshit to try and meme that Batman v Superman is an artistic masterpiece. Everything is compared to a religous something or another.
>>68029964
>Can someone please summarize it for me
Pure unfiltered autism
>>68029964
Delusion due to BvS being a failure in every single way.
>>68029701
OK, you're better than us. We get it.
>>68029507
does Disney makes payments in bitcoins? please hook me up I want to make easy money shilling too
>>68029561
i can't wait to see justice league cancelled, annoying fucks
>>68029964
no idea bro (not going to read all of that until the directors commentary/writers comments), but i noticed some of the wall of text matched up the themes i felt while watching BvS.
Is it Quippino status?
Also any hints to Dark Reign, Seige, etc?
>>68030091
Affleck just rented a house in England yesterday. Probably wouldn't do that to get closer to a cancelled production.
>>68030091
u mad, bruh bruh?
>>68030211
Thor must be hiding D cups under there
>>68029964
>Can someone please summarize it for me
Someone having a brain aneurysm while posting.
>>68030164
>rented
Oh shit Affleck is going bankruptactors aren't affected by shit movies retard, they get paid regardless of the film. Directors don't, they have to answer to producers /spoiler]
Who /hasnt even seen BvS yet/ here?
Feels good to not be a product of capitalism and Warner Bros' shilling
>>68030402
Maybe i'll pirate it when the bluray comes out, but I doubt it'll be as entertaining as these last two weeks of shitposting.
>>68030380
>Justice League is being shot in England
>Affleck rented house nearby so his family could be close to him while filming
>you are literally retarded, m8
>>68030474
The music is good, the pictures are pretty, some lines are striking and very memeable. Everything Batman or Superman is good, everything else sucks, especially Lois Lane. Critics were way too hard, but the movie is still a let down overall.
>>68030560
>>Justice League is being shot in England
said no one ever
Superman lives in New York.
>>68030402
I haven't. I will wait a couple years when HBO puts it on TV.
I don't fall for shitty marketing propagandaand I don't even care about DC superheroesIf I wanted to see a bunch of overpowered shitlords gang together I would watch anime.
>>68030380
Zack's wife is literally the producer, they don't have to answer to shit.
>>68030602
Where else but England to shoot a depressing grimdark movie?
Better, worse, or equal to Winter Solider?
>>68030683
Detroit. But no one in their right mind would ever choose to shoot a movie there...
...Oh
>>68030655
SO REFINED! SO WORLDLY!
MY PUSSY IS FOREVER MOOOOOOOOOOOOOIST
>>68030757
>no one in their right mind would ever choose to shoot a movie there.
Thor 2 was shot in England. Thor even takes the tube.
>>68030792
>I was reffering to BvS, m8-E
>>68030789
le why so serioues memethis is exactly why I hate Dc
>>68030789
>>68030789
PAPA'S
>>68030789
those braces, tho
>>68030532
Post the rest of things he said. The man is a complete idiot that wants to tell people how to live their lives.
>>68030972
"Go see men shagging each other up the bum"
If I recall correctly.
>this entire thread
>not a single spoiler
Does pic related happen?
>>68030211
his arm muscles are bigger than his head
>>68031497
Marvel would have to hire a good writer for this to happen. I'm not David S. Goyer btw.
>>68031535
no shit sherlock, so are mine
>>68029561
>Trying to make this a meme so fucking hard
>>68031497
Hahahaha, oh boy I'm glad Snyder isn't in charge of Civil War.
>>68031789
So was I...
>>68031497
>there are DCucks who actually defend this scene
>>68029964
>DC movies actually challenge their characters
>Marvel movies are just famous heros thrown together with cheesy one liners
>>68031497
This is so fucking ridiculous lmao
I saw it too. I'd rate it 29%.
>>68031884
>there are plebs out there that still don't get that scene
>>68031970
Don't bother, the "BvS is too smart for Marvel meme" isn't a meme.
