Mine is "I must be loyle to my capo"
"'Remember when' is the lowest form of conversation."
"He was an interior decorator"
"CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOR"
SHUT THE DOOOOOORRR!
![live-free-or-die-07-1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kfkRZAx.jpg "live-free-or-die-07-1024[1].jpg")
There was no abundant intentionality in my getting out the suitcase!
>"How 'bout the fact that I hate my son? I come home, he's sittin' on the computer in his underwear...wastin' his time in some chitchat room goin' back an' forth with some other fuckin' jerkoff... gigglin' like a little school girl. I wanna fuckin' smash his fuckin' face in."
a classic. relate to this one quite a lot
>Allegra? Isn't that a cough medicine?
>in Italian it means happiness
>What the fuck does that have to do with cough medicine?
>>68024104
>nothin' but a glorified crew
-Billy Batts
>>68024658
That argument was fucking ridiculous
Meadow was the most unbearable girlfriend possible
![big_1456678502_image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eJpwxVN.jpg "big_1456678502_image[1].jpg")
>Because i'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots
>There's no scraps in my scrapbook
- Reza Pahlavi
>better than some, not as bad as others
I'll leave now because I only just finished season 2.
>Snakes were fuckin themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.
IT'S A RETIREMENT COOMOONITY
"In the can I fucked kids like that in the ass"
>WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO GARY COOPUH?
>>68024781
Haha, haven't heard that one but it's so typical of Tony's relationship with AJ
Their relationship is always fascinating to me because I often wonder what my father thinks of me and I see so much of myself in AJ (although I like to think I'm a little less of a waster than he is. Also my dad isn't a mob boss.)
The thing is Tony never realised it's his job to give his boy some guidance in life and give him a fucking direction. But I guess his father didn't really do that form him so whatever. The fact that Tony always seemed to just do whatever his dad had done and justify it with "well that's what my dad did!" makes me think that AJ was bound to end up in the mob before too long. Yes, Tony says that AJ would never be able to make it in that world, but Johnny Soprano probably thought that of Tony too.
>>68024781
relatable
What episode is 'loyal to my capo' from?
>"Gabagool? Over heeeeeere."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27KQODo0vXs&nohtml5=False
This is one of my favorite scenes
>>68024781
>wastin' his time in some chitchat room goin' back an' forth with some other fuckin' jerkoff... gigglin' like a little school girl
guys he's talking about us.. are we jerkoffs?
>>68025457
1x08, I'm watching it now which is why I posted the thread
Chris puts it in a script he's writing because he can't spell
>>68025499
undoubtedly
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"I'm gonna make him a good offer."
- Tony Soprano
>>68024978
i would have bailed on her. as soon as i watched that dude getting glassed in the face at the construction site
Finn being an outsider had balls to stick around as long as he did. it's pretty funny how he's going on about how he's being threatened and is scared for his life. and meadow is just like "admit it this is just about you not wanting to commit!"
women.. amirite?
>>68024781
this is kinda scary in the realization of how much life we waste on here. arguing with strangers over trivial bullshit.
NON
STOP
ASSRAPE
WELL FUCK ALL A YEHS
YOU'RE BREAKIN' MY BALLS.
>>68024781
That's probably what my dad thought of me back in my teens and still does, he's a lot like Tony desu
>>68025865
I think of it as good practice for real life
>I don't drive when they're predicting rain
>You think I answered, it was dark out
>"This thing of ours..."
This scene and the delivery of the speech hit me with so many feels. One of the best scenes in whole show for sure.
Christopher Moltisanti: You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah. And nothin' did. So what? I'm alive, I'm survivin'.
>>68024588
"His house looked like shit"
"Nobody's got AIDS!"
>>68025488
Ironically, Chrissy wrote this one.
>"No race-mixing, especially not with niggas"
Were all Italian mobsters so backwards?
Livia: Why does everything have to have a purpose? The world is a jungle and if you want my advice Anthony, don't expect happiness. You won't get it. People let you down and I'm not naming any names but in the end you die in your own arms.
A.J.: You mean alone.
Livia: It's all a big nothing. What makes you think you're so special?
>>68025478
"So, whatta we gotta do Ton', actually see him take it in the ass??
"Trust me. It's like takin' a shit." - Tony Soprano on getting a lot off his chest.
I wash my balls with ice water!
"Ghhaagghhh ghhaaghhh sllurrp sllurrp ghhaahggghh, yummy yummy cummies in my tummy" - Vito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_peSCECc4I
"When I came to open up one morning there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCF5A_3T3FI
>Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy
Makes me kek every time
Silvio: When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.
>>68027183
fuck you motherfucker
>>68026024
If he's a lot like Tony then why aren't you taking after him?
>>68026204
No idea what scene you're referring to because they say "this thing of ours" quite a lot, funnily enough
>>68027323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixf3UISkJs
2:11
>>68027258
Do you blow your father with that mouth?
>>68027282
cus I'm beta and my mom divorced him when I was 9
>>68026970
Hahahaha
>>68027088
>>68027183
Hadn't seen that bit (or can't remember it) but I agree, that's fucking hilarious
Sil was so fucking funny sometimes
>>68027534
Why do you say you're beta mah nigga. Don't get yourself down in the dumps.
Anyway that sucks. Focus on yourself though man, do whatever you need to do.
