On tonights episode we say misinformed information about women drivers, act bigoted towards immigrants and only talk about cars the 1% could buy.
>>68023787
Thank god they've made this show less problematic.
>>68023787
Objectively the best show of all time
>not being an English bloke who hates women drivers, hates immigrants and is a part of the 1%
Kill yourself
>>68023787
>Johnny Foreigner can't handle the banter
On tonight's episode of /tv/ OP thinks this is their tumblr blog
>>68023843
If it weren't for Evans and Joey that would be a decent line up.
>>68023843
why is the BBC now only capable of making tv strange people and permanently single women with feminist glasses and a blog watch
>>68023898
Good post
any cunt could show you ordinary cars and tell you what they cost
absolutely no entertainment value in that whatsoever
>tfw Jeremy will never interview based Rennar and Evans as they do laps in the resonably priced car
Who's the posher "man of the people", farage or clarkson?
>>68023973
They'll interview celebrities in the new show. It'll be in a different format, but sitting on a couch talking to people is not copyrighted.
TONIGHT
I am tall. Hammond... is short. And James May talks about the Dacia Sandero.
>>68024020
Farage is literally a posho
>>68024127
Jeremy's best mates with Cameron though.
>>68024145
>Implying Cameron ain't a cheeky lad
>Stop talking about stealth bombers, talk about paper airplanes!
Why would you want to know about cars you can buy?
>>68023787
And the rest of us will enjoy the entertainment and keep not giving a fuck that someone rattles our hugbox.
>>68023787
Shut the fuck up commie.
>>68024083
the couch bit is in fact copyrighted, they'll have to use a futon
This show fucking blows. It's like a car show for people who only superficially want to like cars.
10/10 show
best episodes are the challenges, typically involving used cars
if u don't realize the hosts are playing characters who are all supposed to be idiots, the joke's on you.
>>68024332
Which incidentally is a much bigger target audience than hardcore petrol heads and makes the show more accessible for the casual watcher
>>68024332
no it's a car show for people who like to have fun
best alltime episode was the motorcile race in vietnam or wherever it was
>>68023936
Because the BBC's staff diversified, and when all these permanently single women with feminist glasses started working there, literally all they ever talked about was diversity, all day and every day. So in an effort to get them to shut the fuck up, this is the result.
>>68024332
No one who watches Top Gear gives a shit about cars. It's all banter and you can't handle it
think the boys will come through with quality material for their new Amazon show?
>>68024430
every single top gear season challenge was top fucking shelf
>a bridge over the river kok
>vietnam scooter race (with America scooter)
>finding the source of the nile
>going across south america
When the fuck is either of these shows gonna air?
They both shot their material for this season, didn't they?
>>68023787 (OP)
On tonight's episode. Jeremy gets fired because the producer couldn't handle the banters, Hammond gets into a fistfight with a local immigrant and James see a cow.
>>68024561
>James see a cow.
Everytime
>>68024443
yeah lets go back to the good ole days when everyone was a pedophile
>>68024558
>born in the usa intensifies
>>68024494
I don't give a shit about banter, I just want want to see more about cars and less about meme races.
>>68023787
>On tonight's episode we take a visit to Piss-skinistan where we talk down to the native gook """"""men""""", call them 'slopes' to their faces, and have sex with their submissive women.
>>68023843
>wog to capture the urban youth demographic
>woman with a shirt highlighting the fact that she's a woman
>token yank for star power
>gwar that everyone despises
>mong with a youtube channel because that's what the kids are in to these days
>potato nigger
God bless the BBC.
>Best special
>Anything but Burma
>>68024648
>I just want want to see more about cars and less about meme races.
Wrong show for you then lad
>>68024332
Back in the early 2000s they had to decide between being a car show or being a comedy sketch show that includes cars. One turned out to be much more profitable and successful than the other.
>>68023787
Why wasnt James May ever Dr Who?
>>68024648
Then Top Gear really isn't for you so why are you posting in a Top Gear thread?
>>68023787
>guardian readers butthurt as fuck about top gear and say its racist, elitist and misogynistic
>somehow manages to be the most popular tv show worldwide despite this
Honestly the only people who don't like this show are holier than thou leftist sticklers and latin americans who chimp out everytime someone makes a joke since they don't understand banter
>>68024648
why don't you go watch fifth gear then m8?
>>68024734
He'd be a good doctor, better than fucking matt smith for sure.
don't understand how people could say Top Gear isn't really a car show.
Motorsport? No. Engineering? No. Car industry? Not exactly, although it comes up.
But for car hobbyists, I think it hits that demographic perfectly
>>68023843
Why the fuck would Sabine accept this gig?
Has she no loyalty to Jeremy?
>>68024794
I've never even heard of that. Maybe I'll check it out.
>>68024751
To complain about the direction of the show.
>the american special when they almost gets killed by rednecks
Is American really as shitty as it was portrayed in that special or is it just the south being that shitty?
>>68024083
Most actors are anti racist. Will they be on the show?
Jeremy screwed up. Damn! this really was the greatest show.
>>68024831
>To complain about the direction of the show.
This guy
>>68023843
does that guy from Friends live in the UK now or something??
>>68024831
>To complain about the direction of the show.
It's been bantz longer than most people on this board have been alive.
>>68024844
They had insulting things on the side of their car. Im almost positive they were in on the joke.
>>68024829
>women
>loyalty
Top kek
Why does this board have so many reddit cucks?
>>68024829
>woman
>loyalty
>>68024846
I don't know how people defend the behavior. It seems like Clarkson could have kept his shit a little bit more together instead of throwing a little pussy bitch fit and punching guys he works with because he didn't get a steak out of all things. It's really 100% his fault.
>>68024969
Have you never watched a Snickers advert?
Steak>Snickers
Think about it.
>>68024969
Its so fucking frustrating because its his attitude and bravado that makes the show great.
>>68023843
>Joey
Are the BBC the biggest shitposters in the world?
>>68024969
Clarkson is this rare thing in todays world called someone with an opinion
He doesn't give a fuck about your SJW ways
>>68025074
Matt leBlanc worked with top gear a bunch.
He had the fastest celebrity lap time, he did laps for them often out of the blue and acted as the stig a couple of times
He's not even a real hamster.
>>68025118
>and acted as the stig a couple of times
No he didn't
>>68023787
why the fuck would i watch three guys drive a corolla around
>>68025118
He's a washed up nobody.
Who /witnessedthislive/ here?
>>68025087
You're a huge knee-jerk faggot. Chimping out over a steak dinner is something a 16-year-old girl does. It's pathetic for a grown man.
>>68025141
He did, of course he was in the suit and so uncredited for it.
>>68025181
That too, then again is anybody on the new cast remotely relevant?
>>68024969
>OY GEVALT, YOU'RE TELLING US TO FEED THAT RAYCISS GOYIM FOR HIS HARD DAY'S WORK. IS ANUDDAH SHOAH.
>>68025200
>my feelings
Nah lad
>>68023843
>token black guy
>token woman
>Joey
>the bloke on the radio
>token Indian
>token manlet
>stig
>>68025193
Should've worn that helmet when he went skiing.
>>68025385
Too soon
>>68025385
......lad
>Said i was gonna get tickets for the live show for YEARS
>"Eh i'll go next year"
>Show ends
WHY DID I WAIT
>>68025385
damn...
>>68025200
>working hard filming all day
>tired as shit
>go back to hotel room, don't bother getting food since it's already been promised a steak will be waiting for you
>little inept jew who got his job through nepotism gives you a cold steak
>ask him to get you another one
>he snidely tells you no and thinks he's untouchable since of his parent's connections
>slap some sense into him
>>68023843
jesus christ
>>68023931
>>68024889
>>68025074
I don't think LeBlanc is a bad choice, he's obviously a petrolhead. And he's not an egotistical prick like Evans.
I wish the lineup was just these three. Then I would watch it. They're the only ones who actually know shit about cars.
>>68023787
And this made them the most popular TV show ever.
Has anyone here seen James May's new show yet? I'm pretty sure this guy is autistic.
>>68025827
I have those same sash clamps in blue.
>>68025827
His shows are better than Hammond's are
Jeremy Clarkson meets the neighbours blows anything they've done the fuck out though
>>68023843
Whose the Jihad Johnny?
>>68023843
Aiden gillen will fit in perfectly with them.
>>68026072
Fuck you anon. Now I want this so bad.
>>68023843
>[current year]
>no female Stig
I mean come on.
>>68024558
Bolivia
Argentina
Chile
Sahara Desert
Antarctica
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNkvASxfEWQ
>>68026208
>Antarctica
Arctic
>>68026175
You don't think we already have one?
>>68025697
Sabine is fine too imo
>>68026205
clarkson's new show should have a female stig wearing just the helmet and a bikini
the tears would be endless
>>68023787
>On tonights episode we say misinformed information about women drivers, act bigoted towards immigrants and only talk about cars the 1% could buy.
you just described all the reasons the show is AWESOME!
>>68025827
James May is the biggest dad in History, and I love him for it.
>>68024791
>despite
>>68024681
hello australia
>>68023843
The biggest irony with this is that Top Gear was universally popular despite being not diverse at all, and this will be popular with nobody despite pushing the diversity card.
>>68026332
Possibly yeah, haven't really seen her present much though to be honest
When it comes to women motoring presenters I think Suzi Perry is pretty great. Firstly she's pretty fucking hot, and secondly she knows a lot because she's been doing it for ages.
>>68027146
"If you try to please everybody, you'll end up pleasing nobody."
>>68025435
If it's any comfort, the waiting time to even get a ticket was like two seasons long in the end.
>>68023843
>Eddie sacrificing himself for this shit
>>68027146
Libcùcks will never learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s6TfiA8c8
Hello.
>>68024101
bringing back the memories mate
>>68028902
Literally me.
>>68023787
>it's a woman can't handle the bants episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p-K34m6vuY&
>>68025827
Holy shit, since when did James join the JUSTice League?
>>68023843
>Joey from Friends
That's his twin, doppleganger or look-a-like, right? Guy is a massive troll.
>>68023843
>>68029837
He did? His haircut during the Patagonia special was atrocious but looking like a grizzled old fuck works for him.
>have three white men who make you millions over the years
>replace them with a "diverse" cast
>it's literally funded by EVERY Britcuck's tax money
classic britcuck move
keep sucking that bbc
