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The action is this was garbage. Felt like your average watered-down
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The action is this was garbage. Felt like your average watered-down Marvel solo flick. There was no real action spectacle to it.
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>muh lightsaber ninja flips
It objectively has the best action in the entire series you fucking cum recepticale
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>>68022935
The pod-racong scene in EP.1 was way more imaginative & compelling than anything in this watered down trash.
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>>68023023
>an 8 year old in a speeder going left to right for 10 minutes of identical shots
It was fucking terrible. The first falcon scene was infinitely more dynamic. The way the resistance x-wings interacted with the ground troops is something we've never really seen in Star Wars before. This shouldn't even be a discussion.
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It really was. They kept throwing a lightsaber in the niggers hands just so they could have more lightsaber fights, but it was pure garbage.
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>>68023250
He uses the light saber twice you faggot
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>>68023275
It should've been 0.
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>>68023174
A scavenger 17 year old that is magically more competent at flying than trained pilots isn't any more plausible you delusional Disney shill. Face it; this flick was severely lacking in the spectacle department.
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>>68023340
I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about how good the action was, not how plausible a film with fucking space wizards is. And it's still more plausible than an 8 year old accidentally saving the day by blowing up a federation ship.
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>more light saver fighting
>more action
>skip explaining 30 years of history

Lmao you guys are trash, shut up and enjoy the movie for what it is. A door to continue a series we love. Ass clowns
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compared to the recent marvel flics yeah this is a bag of crap. better than the previous SW films combined though.
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>>68022834
I'm going to see this kino 12 in the cinéma
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>>68023489
>light savers
Simply ebin
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>>68023474
I was too until you brought up how LE LITTLE KID CAN'T POSSIBLY BE GOOD AT ANYTHING, IMMERSION RUINED excuse.
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>>68024012
There's a distinction between being good at something and accidentally defeating an entire droid army when you're 8.
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>>68024228
It wasn't accidental, you can say the force helped him, and it's established that Ani was a good pilot too. Go rewatch the movie Disney shill & stop talking out of your ass.
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>>68023023
no it wasn't. I bet you grew with the prequels you child.
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>>68024012
Wait but didn't you just bring up the LE WOMAN CAN'T BE GOOD AT ANYTHING IMMERSION RUINED MAREY SUE point too?
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>>68024578
you're fucking retarded, Episode one is legitimately trash and you should be ashamed for defending it.
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>>68024578
>muh force is an excuse for baby Anakin but not for Rey
K
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>>68024578
He touches fucking random buttons, flies a ship through dozens of droidships and accidentaly blows up the "not deathstar"
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Menace at least had a fantastic angle to play.
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Woo hoo, more SJW propaganda in Star Wars. Kasdan said in an interview that he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.

From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.

That's what frustrates many of us when Jewish Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted, prejudiced and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.

The First Order was a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII everything magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.

It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.

Like, recently I saw a movie set in 1920s London. There were several shots of a black man and a white woman walking as a couple in the street. It was there to sell us something. It was out of place and revisionist. It's tacky and it's condescending.

The objective is to shape public opinion with the assumption that everyone needs "educating" and are too dumb to pick up on the flagrant advertising of their agenda. In this case, it was a short throwaway scene and it still took me out of the movie. The message is basically, "You're too dumb to find the right opinions by yourself, so we're going to give you direction by placing certain things in the media you consume."

SJW placement just seems dishonest and manipulative. Flagrant product placement annoys me whether it's a product I like or not. It takes me out of the ride that it should be, pauses everything to remind me what I'm supposed to think, and then expects me to jump back in with full enthusiasm.
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>>68024799
what is this bullshit? that's not Star Wars.
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I enjoyed the movie. I watched it twice. I thought it was a good movie.

But the movie didn't leave an impression on me.

I'm sure some of you feel the same.
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>>68024863
Are you planning on posting this in every SW thread?
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>>68024863
unbelievable how a small group of retarded jews (who should be extinct by now anyway considering all the shit they went through since the roman empire) is able to change the FACTS of history and even the history of white societies, just so easily.

They meet no resistance, there is literally no backlash against them for doing this.
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>>68024863
pasta alert.

opinion discarded.
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Be honest. When that door opened and you saw Maul standing there, when he pulled back the hood and joyous saw him in his full glory, when he pulled out the giant handle and ignited both sides, you marked out. Darth Maul felt dangerous, he felt like an actual threat, and his skills were leaps and bounds above the average soldier. Kylo Ren gets outclassed by a stormtrooper spinning a tonfa.
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>>68025179
no Darth Maul is a shit
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>>68025276
Why are you even a Star Wars fan?
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>>68025179
no, his character had no motivation and the fight was all style and no substance. It was intersected with a cartoon rabbit running around a CGI battlefield and an 8 year old accidentally blowing up a space donut.
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>>68025342
The prequel fights were better. OT fights were white guys who didn't know swordplay poking at each other.
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>>68025420
Yeah if you are 12
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>>68025420
http://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
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>>68022935
>clumsy lightsaber taps
>best action in the series
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The strangest thing about the prequels and TFA is their shared inability to imagine a lived-in cultural space, that isn't filled with plexiglass and plastic. They seem modernist, but mostly antiseptic and dull... but now in TFA it's like its the most antiseptic set design ever, but all of the characters are primitives.

The OT could envision a wide variety of landscapes, and characters could consider making an appeal to even the most barbaric gang leaders. The more British notion of chivalry being tested under fire has just evaporated.
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>>68025567
Bruh, it clearly shows that if they didn't dodge the blow would hit them.
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>>68022834
IDK I liked the light sabre duel, it was original and not hacky like the prequels
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>>68022935
agreed
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>>68025696
>light sabre

Fuck off yurop it's called a lightsaber
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>the prequels had """""""best""""""" lightsaber duels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IERz1PmkdC4
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>>68025753
*the
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>>68025753
yeah 4chan is so anti-hivemind that it is it's own hivemind
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>>68025753
>force shout to stun
>force speed to jump and close distance
>quickly strike to take advantage of opponent's stunned state
Hey, Palpatine was great
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>>68025696
same desu
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You're telling me you didn't feel the weight of this lightsaber fight?
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>>68025872
This part was so fucking stupid, and I'm not one of those people that whines about Kylo not winning this fight.
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>>68025854
no this is fucking spoof movie tier
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>>68025872
>her eyes are closed
>doesnt cut her down

why
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>>68025929
>Asking the same stupid questions in every single Star Wars thread
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>>68025929
Cause he doesn't want to kill her
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>>68025929
he literally just offered to be her teacher Sherlock.
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>>68025915
No, Luke even demonstrated his prowess over force fighting using the force kick.

http://youtu.be/e1Ega_dU0_E
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>>68026021
Yeah thats a goof

What does it have to do with this awful scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IERz1PmkdC4
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>>68026181
Force powers are real, nigga. That's what.
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>>68022834
But it's politically correct. POLITICALLY CORRECT.

Its a masterpiece.
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Yeah the action was pretty garbage.
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>>68023023
>racong
what did he mean by this?
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>>68026284
the Original Trilogy is politically correct too
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>>68022834
No one cares about how you "felt".

The fact is that TFA was a solid starwars movie. It was nothing special, but it wasn't bad.
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>>68023174

>going left to right for 10 minutes of identical shots

hello Chris Stuckman fan

go the fuck back to r***dit
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>>68022834
No man of sane mind will argue with you. TFA was garbage and only sold by name
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>>68026545
I'm sane and arguing with him
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>>68025872
goddamm that scene made me want to see the movie again familia, I love it and prequels babies can suck my dick
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>>68026692
it's not so black and white, was the movie what I was expecting, by no means, was it a good movie, no not really, but it is throwing around cool concepts and is sooo much better than the prequels, the only good thing about the prequels is sheev's rise to power AND THAT IS IT.
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not even canon, not even a real star wars
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>>68026760
What cool concept? The literal seven samurai ripoff that are the Knights of Ren? What?
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>>68026793
don't worry prequelboi disney will decanonize the prequel trilogy for good
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>>68026472
>says no one cares how I felt
>continues on to post his feelings about the film

LE SOLID FILM. Flick was garbage.
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>>68023023
The racing scene at the end off little rascals was ten times better than the pod racing scene. Guess again bob.
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>>68025696

Calling that a "lightsaber duel" is a bit of a stretch. It was like looking at cavemen heaving heavy clubs at each other. Lightsabers aren't fucking heavy.

The fights in the prequels are infinitely better. It's like you're actually watching Jedi fight.
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>>68026020
That was twenty seconds before and she definitely did not look like she was going to say yes.
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>>68025696
>Scenes only made for the trailer
That really triggers my autism
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>>68028324
seriously, autism fully triggered that shot was gorgeous, sure it appeals to the inner angsty teen in me but it was still beautiful
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>>68023023
>>68023174
>>68023250
>>68025900
>>68026318
>>68027467
>samefagging
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>>68022834
>It was bad because it was like other thing that I say is bad
How about using some big boy words and actually explaining yourself
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>>68022834

It was an great addition to the series and was handled excellently.

Rogue One, on the other hand, I'm a little more concerned about. Sure it was a teaser but I don't know how to take it. It's gonna just be a thriller in the Star Wars universe. No Force or lightsabers or anything like that which is the magic that makes Stars Wars a Space Fantasy and and not hard Sci-Fi.

We'll see. The female protag is far from the things they could botch with that movie.
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I loved the Falcon reveal and the chase
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Why does Kylo wear the mask? To look intimidating?
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I just rewatched that bit where Poe strafes in his x-wing and picks off every stormtrooper he sees. Good stuff.
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Its amazing to me that these cinematics managed to capture the feel of Star Wars in less than 5 minutes, and Force Awakens couldn't do it all with a feature length movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdgmH9Vv2-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ToztqqDcaY

And especially this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm4JEZudf0c
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>>68027860
george lucas literally directed the actors using the lightsabers to act as if they were very heavy
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>>68022834
There's so much I hated about this film. I genuinely think the only people involved who actually love and understand Star Wars were the art departments.

It's a petty nitpick but the thing that pissed me off the most besides the godawful script was that they made no effort whatsoever to replicate the unique look of how the Falcon, X-Wings, other vehicles moved through space in the original films. Everything was too smooth and like a real-world aircraft, they absolutely failed to capture the way the Falcon especially moved three-dimensionally on a six-axis gimbal.
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>>68030784
jesus, fucking actual cowboy hat in space
because han solo was not obvious enough

pleas stop, this looks embarrassing

TFA was bad too but this is beyond everything, just 12 yo tier fanfiction
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>>68027860
see>>68025567
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>>68030951
Please reply with an actual argument.
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>>68025872
man i keep getting reminded of how good the movie could have been if rey wasn't a mary sue and there weren't so many ANH callbacks
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Only part that still gives me goosebumps is the TR8-0R fight, so beautifully build up and executed
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>>68031097
He's right, though.
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>>68024799
Speaking of prequel costumes. Why the fuck didn't they hire Trisha Biggar for TFA?
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>>68031485
Then I'm sure you can explain why.
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>>68022834
The Solo arc was cringe as fuck and the bad guys were totally uninteresting.
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>>68031303
Also if it didn't have the shitty modern color grading.
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>>68022935
Literally brainwashed to take boring action as acceptable.
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>>68024578
Oh my fucking god, the Force can help a bumbling kid turn a war around, but it can't help someone who is twice his age and has more legitimate skills accomplish less than he did. You can't make up how retarded prequelfags are.
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>unironically preferring the prequels
beyond all help
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>>68022834
You'll never please everyone. Self-styled "patricians" will claim to love the Vader-Kenobi fight, and the muh backflips kiddies will defend the clownish prequel fights. But a middle ground won't please both sides, it'll only please the people who wanted something in between.
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>>68022935
This isn't Empire Strikes Back
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>>68030874
>I hated TFA because the better special affects allow for more realistic movement in the spaceships
This is literally the worst argument I've read for the film thus far
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>>68030784
You have very millennial/adolescent taste. All of that looked like young adult videogamey garbage.
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>>68022935
Empire you nigger.
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