How do I get over the biggest disappointment of my life?
>>68020005
Get a life
In the future, try not to get excited for things that are obviously going to be terrible.
Your parents managed, I'm sure you can too.
How much of this flick is green screen? I'm betting 85%
>>68020005
Ask your mom how she got over you.
>>68020005
Civil War is coming out soon anon
>disappointment
>>68020005
your life must be pretty empty
>>68020005
man i want to have your live disappointments.
>>68020005
LEAVE CAPEKINO TO ME
>>68020005
>watch trailer
>buy ticket
>go to cinema
>watch bvs
>see batman vs superman and then they fight doomsday with wonder woman
>sets up JL
What did you expect exactly?
>>68022267
Why is Bizarro so chubby?
>>68020005
>biggest disappointment
pic related, not coping too well
>>68022267
Wait, so his cape is pasted on later?
>>68020005
Fuck off, it was good.
>>68022381
You really thought this shit was gonna be good after DoFP? lel
>>68022346
Maybe a good movie?
>>68020414
#REKT
>>68022414
its all cg all the time
>tfw literally the only person on this board who hasn't watched it yet
>>68022465
>tfw mine was subtle
>even considered omitting the second clause
>meanwhile >>68021817 posts the same joke 40 minutes later
Even as a lame excuse to bump your thread, you could have replied to my post.
>>68022474
>literally
I haven't seen it, probably wont either.
>>68020005
Watch it again
>>68020005
just wait till you have kids... spend years trying to build them up only to watch them become a reflection of your own failure.
>>68020005
You are only disappointed because you were expecting capeshit and what you got was something else. Something bigger. Bigger ideas. It reverted the poles of your expectations and threw them against your face.
As a dark and modern exploration on the meaning of the mythos, it succeded. Disappointing the reddit crowd? It succeeded. There was no pandering. Every scene was chaotic. It was destruction. It was misery. It was filled to the brim with hate and darkness. It was the duel between the grim of the humans against the grim of the gods. Raw punches in the face of the capeshit. And from the knockout rises something else: something more powerful. An innate destructive power. An anomaly of the nature. It is born kino.
I've reached the conclusion that the feeble mind cannot comprehend BvS. It is simply unable to understand its greatness. There was not enough quips. There was not enough "traditional" emotional reward to keep fedoras entertained. There was only cinema, in its purest state.
>>68021817
>>68020414
good posts
>>68022798
[[THIS]]]
Is my new favorite meme from BvS
>>68022455
It was.
>>68020005
how pathetic is your life if one capeshit movie being shit is your biggest disappointment?
>>68020005
There will be more films, and all studios will reboot after a period of time. Also get more hobbies or things to distract you.
>>68022798
I noticed you really need to be college educated to really like this movie because there are a lot of references you only learn in college history or humanities courses and you need to develop patience.
Still doesn't mean the movie is great but it might make a junior high kids 3/10 into a 6/10 to the bachelor degree guy and a 7/10 to the masters degree guy.
>>68022414
Don't tell me you didn't notice
>>68020005
Don't get it, did you want BvS to be shit but instead it turned out to be a masterpiece?
>>68022381
>>Jean Grey goes from sexy to Brienne of Tarth
6/10 will still bang
>>68022896
>Lying on the internet
How dare you.
>>68020005
Treat yourself to a tasty quip. Maybe take your best lady out for a quipscream sandwich. Take a nice long walk on the quip. Maybe call up you pops and go quipshing on the creek.
>>68021860
>We drive the Warners crazy
>Our trains are filled with gravy
>Sell tickets on the daily
>To women men and babies
>Mickey Mouse and Marvel
>Will take over the whole world
>Snyder, take a ride or we will fuck you with our Spider
>Muh quips, muh quips
>Muh quips, muh quips, muh quips
>Beloved by all critics
>Check 'em out
>>68023139
I don't watch capeshit.
>>68023518
>Whatchoo gonna do with all them quips?
>All them quips inside you flicks?
>>68023595
>I'mma make make make DCucks sick
>Make the slit their fucking wrists
>>68020005
>pic unrelated
>>68020414
FUCKING HELL
DESTROYED
>>68023637
>Whatchoo gonna do with Spider-man?
>Spider-man is the new guy.
>>68023699
>I'mma make make him CGI
>10 years old, British and wry
>>68020019
>>68020414
>>68021817
>>68022118
>>68022910
>taking the bait
You're all just a bunch of witty funny bois aren't you? You just couldn't WAIT to insult OP could you? Reminder that you're browsing the same board that he is.
>this thread is filled with losers just shitting on OP
I don't see how the cinematic failure of the two biggest pop culture icons of all time can't qualify as the biggest disappointment of your life, especially if your life doesn't consist of that many disappointments of this magnitude.
This board is filled to the brim with pretentious retards.
Somehow I felt even worse walking out of this film than walking out of Batman & Robin, and I saw this one for free and went in with low expectations as an adult who knows not to trust Warners anymore. Maybe some last bit of hope was in me that they couldn't possibly fuck up a DC Comics film yet again.
>>68023637
> Marvel
>Make DC fans sick
>Make them slit their fucking wrists
Don't worry, Kev. Warners themselves is making us feel that way.
>>68022381
Somehow even a Fox X-men movie with Singer still having everyone in black body armor has me more excited than BvS. Though I got talked into seeing Days Of Furture Past and it wasn't as bad as I thought. Still sucks that we've gone two decades and only now in this third 80s set one are we getting the actual first class aside from Beast.
At least someone other than Halle Berry is storm and the leather biker outfit actually works for her.
I think in terms of fandoms I'm
Batman>DC Comics>X-men> Spider-man> Daredevil> Cap > Avengers and other Marvel.
Meanwhile the movies and tv have been
Daredevil > Cap >Avengers > first two Rami Spider-man > X-men > DC > Amazing Spider-man
>>68024462
>Batman & Robin
>Bad
you cant even get that right
>>68022083
>>disappointment
more disappointing than God's Not Dead?
>>68022549
>h-hey my post was funny too, could you please give me a (you) next time?
>>68023811
>you got the bait but don't insult OP
If your parents can overcome the failure you are, surely we can do it
