>Unironically enjoying Batman vs Superman
Serious question are you literally brain dead?
Or do you just enjoy sucking Hack Synders cock that much?
Do you quip...you will.
>another comic book movie thread
I wish Iron Man was a failure. Everything would be so much better.
>Unironically not enjoying a movie where a guy in blue latex fights a faggot in black leather
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>>68019240
>"HACK" Snyder
LMAO good one!
....Zack...hack....OMG my sides are hurting!
>>68019570
You sound extremely butthurt
>>68019610
no he doesn't want your virginity
Watching Guardians
Who are these characters? too many introduced! can't follow
His mother is dying...HERE SON HAVE DADROCK LMAO
a raccoon knows who jackson pollock is
TOO MANY CHARACTERS WHATS GOING ON
What exactly is the bad guys plan? I couldn't follow
Who is this giant purple guy floating in space??
One point they are in space jail? Then a space flea market in a giant head?? IT JUMPS AROUND TOO MUCH
DANCE OFF!??!! WTF
music is terrible
sometimes someone is talking and the scene cuts to another person?? NICE EDITING WHATS GOING ON!!!!
Was his dead mom a dream? A DREAM?!?! OR A GHOST WHAT THE HELL
who is that talking duck??? I DONT GET IT
They were kind of scum bags but then became heroes?!WHY NICE MOTIVATION
Repeats the same "aliens don't get human jokes" joke
DUDE A DANCING TREE LMAO
Nice quips
why would the cassette still work if he listened to it all those times over the years?? IT SHOULD BE WORN OUT!!!!!
Why is stan lee in space?? WAY TO DROP THE BALL AND NOT EXPLAIN THAT
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>>68019610
No its really funny because those words rhyme together see.
>>68019240
It's ok to enjoy BvS. But when people say it's a good movie, it starts to get a little sad.
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>>68019240
Chris is such an asshole I swear to god.
>>68019715
Yeah, GotG was kind of a mess, wasn't it? Really goes to show how important good editing and likeable character are, I guess. Oh well, better luck next time, DC! You can do it, I believe in you!
This is the greatest battle the world has ever seen. God vs Man. Renaissance vs post modernism. Semiotics vs formalism. High art vs pop culture sensibility. In the top of the Mount Doom lays the fate of the cinema, and the alchemist Zack Snyder forges a kino that is as invincible and impenetrable as it's broken on the inside. The result is the greatest capekino to be released yet.
The low iq cinephile needs no apply, for it he knows that what expects him is the mediocre and incompetent. For him, there is no difference, as long as it can feed his imaginary with false promises of glory and emotional reward.
The world is darker than that. I can already feel the IQ of some kids rising as they come to the realization that the world is like BvS, and not like The Avengers: Age of Ultron. It is the difference separating the kino from flicks.
that conservative jew /pol/ hates always spams how good this movie is on twitter
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>>68020377
I watched BvS (for the 4th time) yesterday, and I noticed something weird. Almost 50% of the people wo exited the BvS screening went right for the neighbouring book shop.
And I'd say about 75% of the people who left the Zootopia screening went for the nearest junk food restaurant.
Food for thought, no?
>>68019726
Yeah, a shame it doesn't have any connection with the bible. It would have been so much deeper and thoughtful.
>>68020651
Quentin is that you?
>>68020207
>tfw you'll never be a marvel apologist
>Mfw DC fags try to ruin my fun
>>68019240
This is not even shitpost. OP is a 100% a paid shill, made it way too obvious.
Can't bantz, give up m8
