Just saw Hardcore Henry.
It's difficult for me to write a review about this because your mileage may vary depending on what kind of film you expect going in. Suffice it to say it's not for everyone. However, I can say that for fans of the action genre, such as the Crank movies or Shoot 'em Up, this movie is an absolute joy, destined to become a cult classic within a few years.
The first time effort by director/frontman of the band Biting Elbows, Ilya Naishuller, follows a freshly created cyborg named Henry, who's eyes you see the entire movie through. You're on a quest to rescue your kidnapped wife (Haley Bennett) from the clutches of the telekinetic Akan(Danila Kozlovsky), who wants to raise an army of cyborgs like yourself to TAKE OVER THE WORLD *dun dun duuuuun*. Helping you on your quest is Jimmy(Sharlto Copley) who continually respawns as wildly varying characters.
Quite frankly though, the movie doesn't care about the generic story, nor should it. This is less a film and more an experience, something you get your friends together to come and enjoy a night out with, and damn if it isn't a hell of an experience. The bloody, brutal action and black humor is the focus here, and the movie has that in spades.
While the gimmick is one of the most original things I've seen in a while, occasionally it starts to wear thin, and the action could have benefitted from a higher frame rate. Seeing as this is the first film of it's type, however, it's a hell of a start to a potentially brilliant new way of watching films.
8/10, would see with friends.
Not OP, this will help you decide for yourself, imagine this for an hour:
https://youtu.be/Rgox84KE7iY
EZ
>>68018197
Yeah, basically this. The music was really good in this as well.
>>68018262
Fuck me that was a fun moment.
Thought it would have been funny if the one time Henry actually speaks it would have been like after she says "listen to your heart" and you just say "Nah." and slam the door.
Hippy Jimmy > Other Jimmy's
>>68018089
I don't expect this to be "good", and i doubt it's 'worth" the money...
But damn it, I kind of want to see it.
Maybe on the discount tuesday I'll drag some friends to it.
>>68018447
>implying Top Hat Jimmy wasn't the best
>>68018472
Why did they leave him in the hotel? Did Henry kill him when Jimmies thought he was a traitor?
>>68018469
Oh believe me, this is a friend experience at it's core.
>>68018495
I think he just sort of figured there wasn't any way to keep all of them, so he just collected Jimmy Prime, Squeaky Clean Jimmy, and Ghillie Suit Jimmy (along with Colonel Jimmy) just to get out of the hotel to get him to Akan.
>>68018089
>While the gimmick is one of the most original things I've seen in a while
There is nothing fucking original about this. It looks like what FPS shooters have been for ten years
>>68018561
Yes but not in theaters. This is the first time a full movie like this has been attempted, but clearly not the last (the upcoming Pandemic uses it as well.)
>>68018541
Ghillie Suit killed himself before they went down though.
Also, why did Akan kill Robert and Timofey? He was only planning on using Henry's first few minutes of memories, killing him under the pretense of returning his voice would've been easier than murdering two employees and crashing in the middle of a metropolis.
>>68018621
Y'know, I have no idea.
>>68018621
Because it's fun, and his bitch love it.
Also, experience for army of cyborgs.
Movie itself was dumb and boring.
I like it cuz it's pissing off the critic establishment because it's not PC though.
>>68019222
what's not pc about it?
i might go and see it just because it pisses off sjw
>>68019470
It's got a lot of language that might not be considered PC, mostly coming from Jimmy ("That's the gayest jacket I've ever seen", "AKAN IS A CUNT!!", "There's a certain stigma attatched to blokes who like musicals, so just know I'm straight as an arrow" etc.) andthe main female dies at the end..
Also, the main guy, Henry, is A FUCKING WHITE MALE, so there's that.
>>68019598
>Russians
>white
>>68019621
I think a White Russian makes perfect sense.
>>68018089
It definitely looks better as a finished product than those proof of concept scenes released a year or two ago.
I'm just concerned that the first person gimmick is just going to make me nauseous.
>>68018089
>>68019470
>Women in distress
>Nudity (the female form is now bad to SJWs)
>gay jokes
>graphic gun violence
>he kills a backstabbing woman who begs for mercy
>>68019735
Why does something described like THAT get a rotten?
>>68019598
>AKAN IS A CUNT!!
That's even funnier in the Russian dub (makes sense since half the crew behind the movie is Russian).
>>68019766
I have no idea. There was another that summed it up perfectly, let me see if I can find it.
>>68019802
Having family in Russia who I travel to meet frequently, this movie totally didn't get Russia right. There was no garbage and naked bald men with empty vodka bottles in the streets.
>>68019845
Maybe, maybe. Still, that scene where Henry tries to steal clothing from a bunch of drunk middle aged gopniks swimming in the park in the middle of the day - that was pretty Russian.
>>68019823
Here we are.
>As a movie, on the other hand, it’s just an excruciating, exhausting ninety minutes of virtually non-stop slaughter, sex and sadism.
Tell me that isn't a glowing fucking endorsement.
>>68019719
If you're prone to Nausea, take some Dramamine or something beforehand. It basically just goes non-stop with movement, and like I said it could have benefitted from a higher frame rate.
>>68018089
I saw an advance screening of this last week and I totally agree with your post. It was much, much better than I thought it would be and was actually pretty funny amidst all the action and violence. Even my wife liked it. My tickets were free, but I'd be pretty satisfied even if I'd paid $20 to see it.
>>68020083
>Even my wife liked it
What about her son?
>>68020083
I was always curious, how do people get into advance screenings? Not like "night before release" stuff, I can usually get into those, but stuff like you did.
>>68020154
Not him, but usually radio companies put 'em on as advertisement.
>>68019735
That sounds fucking awesome.
I just remembered something: How did Henry see the one dude getting thrown in slow-motion?
>>68018197
Hey stupid, everyone's seen that already. I bet you thought you were in on a cool secret huh?
>>68020154
Alamo Drafthouse offered free tickets on a first-come, first-serve basis for loyal customers. I had the chance to go see that Kingsman movie last year on a similar deal but passed.
Also, I think maybe my favorite part of HH waswhen he finds the horse and the fucking Magnificent Seven theme appears out of nowhere.
>>68020558
Literal autism.
>>68020124
Le'Genius was with his dad that week, so he missed the movie.
>>68020600
>Horse bucks him off
Fucking hyperkeks
>>68020659
Now I know you're lying, black people don't have fathers.
>Henry Hardcore
>Not Max Hardcore
>>68020731
Shit, you busted me
S H I L L T H R E A D
H
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>>68020981
I wish I was paid for this.
>no talking positively about movies on /tv/
>>68019942
10/10, will watch at the cinema and pay for a bluray
>>68019942
It got a rotten because he's a dickless withered old cunt who can't enjoy a few hours of glorious Id-fueled mayhem. Guys like him are the types who thought Crank and Crank 2 were awful movies.
>>68021238
What a fun fucking movie. Gore was insane.
>90% practical stunts
HNNNNNGGGHH
Also, could it have worked better instead of adding Don't Stop Me Now, they used Bad Motherfucker as sort of a reference to the original?
>>68021033
It's quite obviously a shill thread m8, who the fuck writes long ass reviews like this>>68018089 on 4chan that sound like some wikipediafag wrote it?
I'm not trashing the movie, hell I think the sweetie man is based and might watch it, but this fake, deceptive shilling shit is pure fucking cancer.
>>68021422
>m8, who the fuck writes long ass reviews like this on 4chan that sound like some wikipediafag wrote it?
I do, nigger. I do this for most movies I see in theaters, it's a hobby.
>>68019735
>alcoholism and attempted suicide is 'bad'
Guess I'll give this film shot.
>>68019735
Mister thinks he's so Whitty but GTA have first person mode
>>68021523
>i-it's just a hobby guize
Fuck off, shillcunt.
Has anyone got motion sick/headaches from it?
I wanna take my wife but shes pretty sensitive to FPS stuff like that
>>68021674
You wanna see other reviews? Fuck you, I'll prove it.
>Fant4stic
Just saw Fantastic Four (Fant4stic).
I literally could not stop laughing afterwards. That was the most poorly-conceived attempt at a superhero movie I have ever witnessed. The pacing was all wrong, they have NO second act whatsoever, the final fight (the only fight in the entire movie) is underwhelming as all hell, the dialogue is offensively bad, and there's no shortage of completely ridiculous scenes with no sort of context. The whole thing feels rushed and too long at the same time.
Despite all this, there was still some potential in there. Apparently, this was cobbled together from the remnants of a script for Chronicle 2, and it really shows in the one good moment of the movie, Dr. Doom's introduction scene. He's not the maniacal dictator of a small European country like the comics, and in fact this movie seems to be distancing itself from the comics as much as humanly possible, but he was pretty clearly a parallel to the Andrew character in this scene.
If you're looking for a serious, gritty take on superheroes, go watch Batman Begins or The Dark Knight. If you want to see a cheesy as hell B-movie with a Hollywood budget, this is definitely the right movie for you.
2/10, if only for the comedic value.
>>68018089
>living in a shitty second world slav country
>still no announcements for HH in my city theater
Shame this will probably be a blast to see in a theater
>>68021674
How about you go back to /v/ you schizophrenic fucking fourteen year old "LE EVERYONE IS A SHILL U GUISE LETS PLAY MARIO BUTTFUCKS LUIGI 12 ON MY XSTATION BEFORE MY MOM GETS HOME LMAO" /v/edditor retard.
>>68018361
This
They really should've gave him back his voice for the final act
>>68018089
Didn't like it.
Jimmy helped save it though.
Otherwise it's the King's Men Church scene, you get bored 1/3 through it.
The best action films still have a good story. The story might be simple but it's important, otherwise you just have a bunch of action scenes strung together that you don't care about.
I can't imagine how you could get engaged in the story of something shot this way. It might be entertaining for some people and more power to them for it, but it seems like it would be more of an amusement park ride than a film.
EZ :DD
>>68021908
You'd be surprised. The scene whereJimmy kicks the bucketwas actually fairly emotional.
>>68021523
>>68021718
holy shit you're that autist that shilled for Creed and posted pics of your ticket aren't you? i guess marketing agencies have finally found a use for you spergs huh?
10/10
>>68022029
I never posted pictures of my ticket.
>>68021830
>HURR SHILLS DON'T REAL, ONLY /V/ WOULD SAY OTHERWISE HURR DURR
Typical shill.
>>68021238
this pic alone has me sold on the movie
>>68022196
As it should.
That's in the final battle btw.
>>68019735
Fucking a right!
>>68020154
I won it from cinemaclock
IT'S ME JIMMY
>>68022858IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>68022858
RIP OUT HIS BEATING HEART
AND EAT IT
>This is less a film and more an experience
Guess how i know you're a shill
>>68022995
Because I use the word "experience"?
>>68018089
>fps you can't even play
"82/45, too much bullets" - IGN
>>68021782
>slav country
>slav movie not in cinema
what the heck
where the heck do you live
>when Henry ripped Akan's head in half using his own fucking eyeball
>>68023283
post adrenaline shot fights were fucking brutal, shame it only lasted a few minutes.
>>68023435
CAUSE I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME
HAVIN' A GOOD TIME
>>68023520
>tfw gotta close this now because I feel like I'm spoiling myself
Gonna catch this as soon as possible. Thanks for the recommendation guys.
>>68018089
Been in theatre yesterday with two friends, liked the movie to hell and back (fuck, i study in the building which was Akan's tower in the movie), but
>it's a hell of a start to a potentially brilliant new way of watching films
Nah, i don't think so. Every next one with such approach will be viewed as a rip-off and responded with "Been there, seen that, it was better the first time", so most likely it will stay a one-off thing, i think.
>>68018447
>not Hobo Jimmy
>not even Colonel
>>68019598
>AKAN IS A CUNT!
AКAH-УEБAH!
>>68023520
>TFW the whole sequence after he loads up on adrenaline
>>68019907
Ho нe нa Чиcтых жe пpyдaх, блять.
>Movie set in Russia
>Only 1 cyka heard in 95 minutes of screentime
0/10 would not slav.
>>68023835
Hobo was alright but Hippy had the most screentime. Not only that, he made the most of it.
>i might go and see it just because it pisses off sjw
>quality is irrelevant if it fits my ideology
You guys are literally reverse SJWs
>>68024023That part in the strip club when coked up Jimmy is gunning down thugs with an uzi in one hand and a revolver in the other
That's when I knew my money was well spent.
>>68021422
Guess what faggot - not everyone comes here for greentext and baneposting. You see, it is a DISCUSSION board. For DISCUSSING things.
>>68022053
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Km8KHqI-mk
It was cool to see the guy.
>>68024023
Also, he had cool Ural.
Plus, Bekmambetov-style, the film had some really blatant product placement, though probavly it was only relevant for Russia.
>take the video game first person shooter sequence from the DOOM movie and make an entire movie around it
ebin
Top kek.
http://www.thewrap.com/is-hardcore-henry-sexist-here-are-the-names-of-its-female-characters/
>>68019735
This is the critics way of saying go back to /v/
>>68024592
>Escalator face plant girl
strawberry shortkek
>>68024592
What happened to the second dominatrix, anyway? And who's the rape victim?
>>68024671
Blonde girl about to be forced to suck cock at gunpoint by cops.
>>68024671
>rape victim
that girl who Henry saved by crushing cop's balls
>>68024707
>>68024719
I don't remember that, between which scene did that happen? Maybe my country cut that out.
>>68024798
It was at the start of the Pripyat building level with Ghille Jimmy.
>>68024903
Yep, cut that out. Damn, we even got bleeped swears.
>>68024747
Maybe someone can answer this for me. I swear when this movie was first announced the title was only 'Hardcore' and then shortly after the Henry was added on. I haven't been able to find any sources to back this up though.
>>68025143
I think it was changed to Hardcore Henry after STX bought it
>>68025143
> Hardcore
> POV
Yeah, why they added Henry?
>>68025143
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hardcore-the-first-ever-action-pov-feature-film#/
>>68025143
Its still just "Hardcore" in EU.
>>68020154
There are organizations you can join. AFI members usually get this shit and free swag too.
>>68025214
Chances are they're also responsible for the additional songs on the soundtrack. Anyone else who saw the original cut know what other changes were made?
>>68020154
>Not like "night before release" stuff, I can usually get into those
How?
>>68025272
Distinguish it from hardcore porn.
>>68018089
This reads like a fucking press release. Literally hella f*cking epic tier.
>>68018497
>please buy more tickets
The shilling in this thread is fucking ridiculously on the nose
>>68025871
How can I make it sound less Shill-y then
Please you fucking fags
>>68025616
By going up to the ticket booth and buying a ticket. I'm not even that anon but I know on Thursdays before a big movie comes out they do showings at like 7 and 10. Source: anytime i see a movie in theaters I usually go that day because if I want to see it bad enough that I can't wait for a torrent, then I want to see it bad enough that I can fight the crowd to see the first showing.
>>68025710
With this >>68024592 female characters list? Well done!
>>68025953
Your critique essentially boils down to 'it's good, there's loads of violence and the camera angle is cool' with the rest being PR nonsense. You don't talk about the script, acting, technical aspects, use of music, anything. You don't talk about whether the camera angle is an effective narrative device just that technically it needs work due to the frame rate.
>>68019735
>Some cuck doesn't like it
I'm sold.
>>68018089
Fucking lame ass carsick movie
>>68027566
I get carsick just about every time I ride in a car, but how fucking fragile must you be to be unable to watch a movie? I watched it and I had to watch it two halves of it from two different points for unrelated reasons. I didn't feel nauseous in the slightest.
>>68024903
>Pripyat
It is some abandon in Kalyazin, near Tver.
>>68025352
Yeah, in Russia too.
>>68018608
>but not in theaters
Enter the Void was filmed in first person
And when you think about it every found footage movie is essentially a first person perspective film. Its not original. Its a gimmick movie. Thats completely fine but think the next time you go calling it original.
>>68026646
Shit, you're probably right.
Well, thanks for the input. I'm not exactly the best at this, but I'll keep that in mind.
>>68028241
>every found footage movie is essentially a first person perspective film
you often hold your eyeballs in your hands?
>>68028444
Well they usually hold the camera at eyeball level so most of the time its like watching the film through someone elses eyes, (point of view)
>>68018608
The Maniac remake, my dude.
The Mountain Dew Code Red of cinema has been created
>>68019735
>>68028814
Shit, you're right.
A couple horror movies as well.
I'm actually considering watching this again in theaters. Cloverfield, Zootopia, and now this. It's been a good start for movies this year.
But yeah, go see Hardcore Henry if you like really intense stuntman work like John Wick. It's this years Mad Max.
>>68029134
>its this years mad max
ooof. I wouldnt go that far. Its mildly entertaining and does have great stuntwork. And the opening credits are awesome. But mad max has a way better sense of spectacle and fluidity. Not to mention real characters.
And first person parkour gives me brain damage
>>68019735
>load in
Jeez grandpa...
>>68028774
"Your eyeballs in your hands" iswhat literally happens in the movie, anon.
>>68029742
Also leads to the best kill in the movie
>tfw its not in theatres until end of the month
Fucking 3rd world shithole
>>68029459
>And first person parkour gives me brain damage
You'd fuckin' hate Mirror's Edge then
>>68029742
My friend had to tell me he used his own eyeball to kill the final boss. The last fight was kind of a blur it was hard to tell precisely what was happening because by this point my headache was setting in. I thought he ripped it out of an android.
>no aspect ratio change or half the screen going dark when he ripped out his eyeball
smhd
>>68030022
I didnt like it. I also didnt enjoy it in Dying Light.
>>68030051
It still did that neat little splitscreen bit, which was neat.
>>68030051
>>no aspect ratio change or half the screen going dark when he ripped out his eyeball
Half the screen was occupied with the view from torn out eyeball. Same thing happened earlier in the movie, too.
>>68030076
Fair point.
>>68020558
I haven't, retard. Cool your autism.
>>68029459
>But mad max has a way better sense of spectacle and fluidity
And budget exactly seventy five times bigger. I know that >>68029134 is exaggerating, but come on, give the movie a break.
>>68030107
>>68030124
I dont remember it during the final fight scene at all. And I just saw this movie 2 hours ago... damn. I do remember the split screen when he first wakes up and once more when he was in the woods. So youre telling me he was sitting in his little submersion tank at the beginnging of the film with one of his eyes popped out?
>>68019735
based
>>68030278
>So youre telling me he was sitting in his little submersion tank at the beginnging of the film with one of his eyes popped out?
Yeah, both eyes were popped out at the beginning.
>>68019719
that's the main reason I'm gonna see it just to see if I get sick
>>68030278
There's no reason not to trust Tim when he says Henry didn't have his eyes and had a squashed skull when they brought him. Also, according to Jimmy's scanner, his body is around 90% artificial by the time movie starts.
>>68019470
It's pretty much the definition of ultraviolent. Henry literally uses his optic nerve to sever someone's head. It was even more violent than I was expecting from the trailers.
>>68030970
Plus that whole opening sequence.
>>68030970
The movie was.... WAY more over the top. Like god damn the blood. I was laughing ear to ear the whole time too. Fucking Jimmy.
This movie is pretty crass and juvenile and I feel like it suffered immensely for the screenwriter apparently not having a grasp on the English language or first world humor in general and this being his first movie
That said would recommend and is a lot of fun. The final fight at the end is pretty great t b h f a m
>>68032206
DON'T
STOP
ME
NOOOW
>>68032275
I'M HAVIN' SUCH A GOOD TIIIME
I'M HAVIN A BAAAAALL
Honestly though, I don't know if the song worked as well as it did with Shaun Of The Dead.
>>68032139
Jimmy was fucking great.
My two biggest problems were that A. The villain's powers are never explained and it's just one thing that constantly bugged me as I thought about the film on the drive home and B. The framerate needed to be higher since the more intense scenes where Henry is getting thrown around a room are hard to watch due to the low framerate, not making me nauseous but left me squinting at some bits
It's a shame that I was one of two people in the theaters, this film is perfect for people who had BvS leave a bad taste in their mouths
Overall, if this film was just a first person action flick with a silent protag, it would be a solid 7/10, but Sharlto Copley's performance bumps the film up to almost a 9/10
so is it like crank or what?
those movies aren't for everyone but i really enjoyed both crank 1 + 2
>>68018089
>8/10
You can't be serious m8
>>68032838
Agreed, this kino deserves at least an 11/10 imo
I am a bit outraged and offended OP
>>68032832
It's literally Crank 2 in first person.
There's even a bit where his battery's going low and Jimmy hooks up some Jumper cables to him.
>>68032770
I agree on the framerate but the Hobbit kind of squashed that dream of movies not being blurry blobs with lots of camera movement. If Avatar 2 does anything hopefully it makes 60 fps movies look good to the average consumer since I think Cameron said he wanted it to be 60 fps.
>>68032832
It's an hour and 45 minutes of a guy shooting, stabbing, and otherwise brutally killing people left and right with some short moments of reprieve from that. The entire last scene is it amplified to 11.
It sounds stupid and gimmicky.
"Hey, what about an action film where you can't see most of the action?"
"Sounds good, dipshits will eat it up as long as we can make it seem vaguely underground."
And they did.
>>68032832
It essentially is the insanity and action of Crank 2 set in Russia and filmed in first person
If you love Crank, this film is fucking perfect
>>68033000
You do see the action, most of it happens within the protagonist's line of sight.
>>68033000
>can't see most of the action
You can see a good deal of it actually.
>>68024134
Right here. Fuck all you 15 year old little cunts.
>>68021422
>lol you wrote something worth reading instead of moms gonna freak and CIA, u shill
Kill yourself.
>>68033000
>It sounds stupid and gimmicky
>sounds
I don't think the action in the movie is any worse than any other fast paced action movie in regards to being able to see things. It would have benefited from a framerate bump though.
>>68032770
>The villain's powers are never explained and it's just one thing that constantly bugged me as I thought about the film on the drive home
I was perfectly okay wih not knowing desu. Made it more interesting.
>>68033646
I mean if the other weird shit like Sharlto's character constantly respawning as different personalities is never explained and gives the idea of the world the film takes place in being a surreal version of Russia, I could dig it but his powers being the only thing that goes unexplained makes it stick out like a sore thumb, I still liked his scenes and the final fight against him but a simple few sentences explaining his powers would have been nice
>shilling this blatant copy of an indie Italian movie
For shame anon
Here's the real very first first person action movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCklKATj4oQ
>>68034517
I hope you don't think using the same filming technique means it's a copy.
>>68034700
Its whole gimmick and what it markets itself is being "the very first first person action movie" when clearly some Italians did it before. So they're objectively lying in their marketing
>>68034742
Remember it's the first feature length film that uses a 100% first person POV
It's not a lie that the Italians were too poor to get their film in theaters
>>68034844
The Italian one is also feature length and is in 100% first person
It may have not had a wide theatrical release, but that doesnt discount the fact that it did it first
>>68033779
I looked at it as some scientific thing, like if Henry has robotic enhancements or Jimmy (James?) can clone himself, then maybe this bad guy had something enhanced artificially.
>>68034742
I don't remember any of the trailers saying it's the first first person action movie. They have generic shit like "it changes everything" and an experience unlike any other" but every movie has those things.
Maybe they said that somewhere but it's possible the director doesn't even know about that Italian movie.
It only becomes what you expect at the very end like the last minute. The other 2 hours is parkour, shooting, stabbing, grenading, and jimmy rustling. Nothing special. I wish I could have paid a cent just to see the end. That's the only good part.
>>68035179
>t only becomes what you expect at the very end like the last minute. The other 2 hours is parkour, shooting, stabbing, grenading, and jimmy rustling.
>implying that wasn't exactly what I was expecting
Also,
>Jimmy rustling
Kek
>>68035179
What part of the end did you expect the whole movie to be about?
>>68033646
They left Akan's origin out of the film. They gave out the 1st issue of an Akan origin comic to those who saw it at my theater today
Loved the shit out of the movie, just plain fun. Now the real discussion. Your favorite Jimmy
Coked out Jimmy followed by Colonel Jimmy
>>68036455
Yeah, just looked it up.
>Akan's father caused Chernobyl
Dude, fucking sweet.
>>68037139
Top Hat Jimmy, coked-out Jimmy, Punk Rock Jimmy.
>tfw we'll never see Basketball Jimmy
>>68037139
Colonel, Stoner, than Hobo
>>68020558
I haven't, and I rather enjoyed it. Get fucked and have a (You).
>>68025616
Sorry for late response, I was at work all day.
My local theater usually shows movies a day or so early but I guess almost every one does nowadays.
>>68018262
I thought the guy was going to write love, since he started to write L and that was fucking great.
>>68032770
>The villain's powers are never explained
I just assumed it was because ''it's a fucking video game, fuck logic, this is the final boss and he's OP'' type of bullshit.
The mario jumping on bodies to go punch him at the end was so fucking video gamey it was great.
I agree with you on the framerate, it should have been higher. Too much motion at times, you couldn't see or get what was going on. But holy fuck was it good.
>>68039064
So much better than writing Love, holy shit.
Like, I wanna feel bad about that ending but she was a backstabbing cunt so I think it's appropriate.
>>68039181
I loved it. Just came back from the movie 10 minutes ago. I just screamed FUCK YOUR HEART at the whole
>henry, don't you have it in your heart
And that was fucking great. What an ending.I really liked the whole metal gear solid 2 aspect of ''lol we tricked you'' and actually have the protagonist give the fuck you back to the people who manipulated him.
Havin' a good time, having a good time, woo
I just watched it tonight. I thought it was a fun movie. Near the end though some fedora who brought his body pillow to the theater screamed "FUCK YOUR HEART" out of nowhere.
>>68039393
Hey that was me.
>>68039303
http://youtu.be/ze-Rk_u4f-U
I thought of it more like the "NAH" at the end of this clip, around 45 seconds. Tonally it fits perfectly.
>>68018361
Would have sounded cool
I liked flamethrower man.
>>68018089
>shaky cam first person film
Sounds awful.
>>68039460
That had to be the gayest jacket I've ever seen.
>>68037139
Colonel Jimmy and Easy Rider Jimmy
I went in hoping it would be first-person Crank but it wasn't nearly funny enough (I swear the funniest joke was he came out of stasis with a boner) and the violent deaths were innovative but came at such a rapid clip that by the end I was completely desensitized. You can't do a lot of exposition in a kill 'em all movie, especially when your main character is a mute, but they needed to do something to give the audience a breather before the next wave of violence.
5/10, would give another chance at the second-run flickshack or on demand. Definitely wished I didn't shell the extra bucks on Dolby Cinema; mostly it was just loud from different directions.
Saw a preview for the newest Purge. Dunno how I feel about that. Could be fun, could be a violent sjw shill
>>68018361
I dunno, leaving the video give his own reply was better imo.
Like, you thought he would say ''nah'', I thought he would say ''fuck your heart'' and someone else might think something else. Not saying anything leaves it to the imagination to what the viewer might have said.
>>68039476
Looks great though.
>>68039537
I wish I could remember what he yelled at the guy in Russian.
>>68039646
>it wasn't nearly funny enough
I thought it was too funny, or trying to be at least. I wasn't expecting a straight movie by any means but it got extremely silly at some points.
And I can see where you're coming from with needing a breather. There were downtimes but they weren't very long but this movie was designed as nonstop action intentionally.
>>68039646
>violent sjw shill
What? Did you have a stroke at the end?
>>68039646
>(I swear the funniest joke was he came out of stasis with a boner)
Really? I didn't see that.
>You can't do a lot of exposition in a kill 'em all movie,
You don't need exposition. Some guy created a way to make robots,everything is a test, everything is bullshit,and you have to just give the middle finger to everyone while killing them.
And the guy with the telekinetic powers is really just there 'cause it's a video game and he's the final boss.
I thought it was fucking hilarious the entire way.
>>68039646
How fucking small does your dick have to be that you think an underwear bulge is a boner?
>>68039740
>we need to change our country
>women senator
You can see the progressive thing people might bitch about.
I swear they're going to put Trump in that movie somewhere.
Saw itwith gfand, despite sitting in the front row, didn't get any motion sickness of any kind. Movie was fucking great. I didn't expect that much of a storyline with Sharlto's character, so that was surprisingly cool.
>>68039892
Well yeah, the Purge movies are generally very social commentary oriented.
>>68037139
Sinatra Jimmy is Best Jimmy
>>68039926
I'm not American and I've never seen the Purge movies. I've honestly only seen the trailers.
>>68039892
>women senators in film is sjw shit now
I really wish I could quit coming here. I just don't have the self dicipline.
>>68039968
I'm explaining why it might be seen that way, jesus, don't shoot me for it. I don't believe that shit.
>a woman wanting to change shit
>>68039728
Maybe if they dialed back the violence by like 15 percent the black humor might have gotten more room to breathe. A second viewing might make that more obvious, but it felt like the attempts at humor were overwhelmed, like trying to watch a stand-up routine on a rollercoaster
>>68040107
>like trying to watch a stand-up routine on a rollercoaster
That sounds like fun.
>>68039878
Alan's wife/the doctor basically looked at it and said "that's not normal" or something like that, and I'm not sure what else it could be
>>68018089
>the action was pretty cool
>The villian was meh
>The cgi in some scenes was not all that great (but acceptable)
>The story line was pretty generic (as stated above)
>The one cool thing i liked was that the gun sounds sounded pretty damn real in some scenes.
7.5/10 would watch this again
>>68040170
I don't remember that at all.
>>68040170
What? That never happened.
It looks like something I'd have loved when I was 14. Part of me wants to watch it but I don't know if the little easily amused faggot inside me is dead or not.
>>68040170
that literally never happened
>>68040209
I'm a cynical fuck and I loved it, so I guess my inner child is still alive and kicking.
>>68039892
I'd be shocked if there wasn't a Trump expy somewhere in there, even if as a stand in for one throwaway scene.
>mfw the purge taps into #blm
>my face was cut off by a purger
>>68040192
Huh. She said some thing like "that's not normal" or "that's not usual" and I couldn't think of what she could have been referring to. Maybe I was fantasizing about cock.
>>68040345
You need to get dicks out of your mind, it's not healthy.
>>68040003
There was also finger wagging about the purge targeting the poor, but in fairness I'm pretty sure that always gets mentioned. But the title is The Purge: Election Year so figure they'll go heavy on the direct political commentary
>>68021713
I just got back from it. Got Madras us nauseas like 20 minutes before it it ended and bad to close my eyes. Still feel kinda sick. I get sick on boats and reading in the car though. I regret not taking motion sickness medicine before.
>>68040512
>I just got back from it. Got Madras us nauseas like 20 minutes before it it ended and bad to close my eyes. Still feel kinda sick. I get sick on boats and reading in the car though. I regret not taking motion sickness medicine before.
fucking pussy
>>68021713
Do you also take her lover for this movie screening ?
