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The first episode's title has been revealed as "The Red Woman", an obvious reference to the mysterious priestess of the Lord of Light, Melisandre of Asshai.

The title reveal comes with a brief synopsis of the first episode

>“Jon Snow is dead. Daenerys meets a strong man. Cersei sees her daughter again.”

Are we hype, gents?
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>>68012395
>Daenerys meets a strong man
For you.
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I will wait until this season end just to see all episodes in sequence in one night.
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>>68012530
interesting idea but how do you plan on avoiding spoilers?
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>>68012530
But the live threads on /got/ are the best part
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>>68012556

this

in fact im hoping we get leaks again, those threads last year were great and almost made up for the abysmal quality of the actual show
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>>68012556
This.
Whenever a shitty line comes up the shitposting that comes with it is glorious.

The best thing about Game of Thrones going downhill is the /tv/ memes
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>>68012395

>Daenerys meets a strong man

S T R O N G B E L W A S
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>>68012682
It's Khal Jhaqo I think

I'm just curious how long it will take for them to fuck
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>>68012395
Theres a new clip on Conan's yt channel but I'm on phone and lazy
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>>68012682
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>>68012395
Who gives a fuck about this shit?

No one that matters
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>>68012902

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toam5br4lBE

New footage begins at 1:48
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>>68013185
Looks laughably bad.
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>>68012395
Woah that's so much new material to discuss, we could keep this thread going for hours
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>>68013348
eh i'm alright with it as long as the context fits

just quite curious why the fuck a peasant from King's Landing who spent his life serving the Lord of Dragonstone then serving as his right-hand-man through his war campaign should give a single shit about the murdered commander of the Night's Watch, a boy he spoke maybe two lines to.
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>>68013383
this is a veiled /got/ thread
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>>68013391
Stannis likes him, and if he is revived.. he can defeat the Boltons.. who defeated Stannis.
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>>68013185
tfw davos kills olly
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>>68012556
Do the live threads come with a stream? I don't have HBO.
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>>68013185
any guess on context? gotta protect Jon so we can do some magic or some shit? what the fuck is going on
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>>68013814

melly tells davos to protect jons body so she can resurrect him

not exactly a mystery
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Why is ghost still alive? Aren't the wolves supposed to die when their masters die?
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>>68013866

David hates Melissa though.why would he listen to her?
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>>68013866
Davos hates Melly, he's not exactly in the mood to do her favours now
Why would Melly even want to do this, if there's anybody she'd resurrect it would be Stannis anyway

D&D better write this well or it'll be ridiculously stupid
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>Jon Snow is dead
>JON TARGARYEN IS ALIVE
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>>68012395
>Daenerys meets a strong man.
A big guy I presume.
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>>68013922

Well let's see they already fucked up little finger, sand snakes, Jaime, stannis, Dany among others. Pretty sure it's going to be terrible
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>>68013986
4U
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>>68013920
>>68013922

>expecting this show to have internal consistency and logic
>expecting d&d to remember who doesnt like who

l e l
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What happened to thoros and the brotherhood guys?
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>Cersei sees her daughter again.

Ha
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>>68014059
They existed solely to justify Jon Snow's coming resurrection
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>>68013185
>"I've never been much of a fighter. Apologies for what you're about to see."
Why is every line from Bronn, Davos and Hound 100% solid gold when the rest of the show sucks so much
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>>68014059
They have probably already been forgotten
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>>68013740
Brettygood usually stream Game of Thrones
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>>68014006
They've adapted Dany well though. Most of my showfag friends think she's a crazy tyrant now, which is the impression she also gave in A Dance of Dragons
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>>68014152
Neat. I'll try and use them for the threads.
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>>68014066
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>>68014136
Because they're actually good characters and their actors are decent
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>>68014227

They were excellently casted.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiIFtQOJ_tI
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>OYSTERS, CLAMS AND KEKS
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>>68012530
That's probably for the best. Marathoning the show gives you less time to think about how shit the writing is, or how things that are happening don't actually make sense. The downside is you'll miss out on the shitposting, which is at least half the fun.
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>>68012395
>Daenerys meets a strong man
sleeping her way back to the top again?
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>>68014498
Such a huge fuck-up, I bet they will give his scenes to Tyrion now, kinda like how they will give Stannis scenes to Jon.
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>>68013185
>We really need to destroy his corpse dude
>nah, fuck it, let's just leave him here and go grab a bite to eat
>oh, shit, looks like someone moved him. better fucking kill them to get to the corpse we left to cool off for a couple of hours

Seriously, what the fuck is going on?
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>>68014567
>Dany is about to get ANOTHER massive army for free
Seriously is there anything this woman can't do
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>>68014656

be a good ruler
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>>68014656
have kids
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>>68014498
Fuck D&D
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>>68012395
>Jon Snow is dead

So basically they're just saying he's not a member of the watch anymore.

Can't wait until he comes back.
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>>68014656
Go west
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>>68012395

So what are your theories, here are mine:
Mel is the sister of the woman who slept with The Night's King or their offspring
"The Winds of Winter" is the name of the disease in English what The Others call it
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>Kelly C will kill this new khal and the brown warriors people will worship mighty whitey daenerys

I hate this, but there's no way this won't happen.

Stop cucking my dothraki!
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>>68012556
the live threads are literally meme spamming retards
>KEKED
>YOU KNOW NOTHING JOHN SNOW
>HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
there's a whole fucking thread for you
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>>68014801

>woman who has never fought off more than a cold in her life besting a mass murderer

would they?

yes
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HYPE
Y
P
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Reminder that Davos is going to try to kill Mel and she will reveal her true 400 year old form to him. She then tells Davos she sees Jon being resurrected in the flames. That's why he helps her.

Also the mutineers aren't just coming for his body they want to kill Ghost too.
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We can expect a major increase of viewership this season, right?

Most of the bookfags have been holding off watching the TV series because >books

But Martin is slow as molasses, so I'll settle for the TV version instead.
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>>68014903
>Most of the bookfags have been holding off watching the TV series because >books

Try again
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>>68014812
Hiss posting was funny as fuck when it first happened
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to not make the plot too retarded, maybe the reasoning for Davos and those Watchmen want for Jon's body is that they want to bring it south to Winterfell to bury it out of honour to Jon

i mean that would still be retarded since the Boltons currently have Winterfell but otherwise i can think of no other reason for anyone to give a shit about the body and not wanting to just burn it the normal way
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>>68013890
That's because Jon is a warg, just like Bran.

He's dead, but not really dead. He moved into the Wolfs body.
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>>68014685
>>68014687
>>68014767
BTFO
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>>68014878
More likely as much as he hates her she's his only ally same with Jon which is why he agrees to help her resurrect him, he has no other options seeing as how Stannis is dead, his army destroyed and he's a traitor to the crown
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>tfw excited for Season 6 and nothing /tv/ says can change that
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>>68015164
Im excited to watch the train wreck
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So Myrcella is dead, right? From the extremely obvious poison?
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>>68013391
Best chance for him to avenge Stannis.
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>>68014059
It is said the Bullrower rowed his boat so hard he made it to shore and encountered them near the Quiet Isle but it's only whispers
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>>68015211

Qyburn will revive her. Calling it
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>>68014878
None of this will happen, besides the maybe the mutineers part. D&D are not good writers they will probably forget about the whole Shireen thing between Mel and Davos.
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>>68015247
>ywn have a qt frankenstein daughter

Why even live, family.
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>>68015040
Jon is not a warg in the TV show.
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>>68014059
Forgotten along with Zombie Catelyn.
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>>68015312
There's nothing to say that he won't be revealed as a warg in S6.
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>>68014498
ARGHHHHHH SAVE ME GREYWORM


Benioff had the audacity to laugh about this. Anyone who thinks season 6 is going to do anything but completely tank due to the nonsensical writing is delusional.
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>>68014136
Now that Stannis is dead, can we all agree that it's in Davos that we must place our faith. He's not the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we need
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>>68014878
>She then tells Davos she sees Jon being resurrected in the flames. That's why he helps her.
That makes zero sense.

None of this makes any sense, the Wildlings and the NW should be coming to blows with each other over this. Tormund would never let this stand.
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>>68015297
No it's all happening. It leaked and between the trailer and interviews with Liam and Carice it's basically confirmed
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>>68015312
They should have had him go to warg eyes as the last shot of Season 5. Would have stopped all this bullshit "is he alive" crap and would have gotten people hype.
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>>68013478
Davos isn't into the hocus pocus of the show.
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>>68012395
I'm not hype per se, but if she gets her tits out I'll at least be able to fap through the boredom.
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>>68015411
>the Wildlings and the NW should be coming to blows with each other over this.

They will. One of the shots is that giant breaking down the gate at Castle black.
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>>68014780
retarded theory melissandre was a slave from the free cities.
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>>68012395
>Jon Snow is dead.
He will rise as Azor John
>Cersei sees her daughter again.
She will see her corpse

POETRY
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>>68015340
Did he had some wolf dream like Bran before? No.
Did he need to be a warg to come back to life? No.
No way they will use the "warg card" from the hat just for one scene. It would be confusing for the TV viewers.
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>>68015411
Tormund and Wun Wun come in like the Calvary and take out the mutineers last minute when they realize Davos and his crew are up to something awesome.
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>>68014136
most of them are from the books. D+D are so terrible that they had to take lines from the Hound in season 1 and give it to other characters.
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>>68015411
I agree. Why should Davos believe anything she says since she saw Stannis win at blackwater and winterfell and he ended up losing twice? Not to mention the leech magic in the show not working.
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>>68015409
Davos is great, but with Dillane gone, Alfie Allen is now the best actor on the show, with a hauntingly well written character to portray as well.

>tfw D&D fucked up Theon's Winterfell arc, one of the only truly good things about A Dance with Dragons
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>>68015517
That has been confirmed in both books and show. Pay attention.
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>>68015471
He understands Mel a little better when he hears her sob story and sees her true face
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>>68015568
But it did work, no?

Don't remember the TV part, but it definitely worked in the books. Hell, the only reason they lost in the battle of Blackwater was because they DIDN'T bring Melisandre along.
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>>68014903
GRRM won't even bother finishing the books. The guy is old as fuck, fat as fuck and rich as fuck. He knows that there is no way he can finish in the next few years so he just gave up and let D&D dovwhat they want.
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>>68014780
What disease u wot
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>>68014812
>implying we weren't all rolling in laughter when Maise yelled "cuckolds"
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>>68015632
>next book is just a repackaged dungeons and dragons guide book

>normies don't even notice
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>>68015568
The leech magic did work
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>>68014991
Because melly wants to res him you fucking mong
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>>68015593
How so?
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>>68015581
ADWD Theon chapters were the best in the series. The only one the show adapted properly was Moat Cailin. All that political tension between Manderlys, Freys, Boltons, bodies turning up, the Umbers digging trenches outside the walls, Frey pie, Theon breaking down in front of the weirwood... All turned into slop and focused more on Sansa and Ramsay. Such a fucking blunder.
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>>68015632
GRRM wants to finish the books, but he's too fucking autistic to accept that he might have to adjust his writing approach to get it finished.

he literally writes and then trashes entire chapters and plot points instead of outlining until he's sure he knows what he wants to happen then writing it. if TV writers used his approach then all shows would take 3 years per season just because of the amount of time they would waste, and the shows would be maybe 10% better at most.
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>>68015735
BUT WHY
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>>68015750
You literally just have to google "Melisandre Slave"

>As a slave called Melony, Melisandre was sold to the Red Temple at an early age. Melisandre can recall that Melony was "Lot Seven", most likely on the auction block.

A Dance with Dragons, chapter 31.
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>>68015813
She saw him in the fires when shireen was burned

Fucking autism
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>>68014780

Oh look. More retarded fan theories, Like we don't have enough of those.
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>>68015720
Who is Balon Greyjoy?
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>>68015813
>>68015843
But Daenerys is the true lord of light.

Even Aemon said so when he was senile during the boat ride.
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>>68013185
this is pure kino.
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>>68015875
Who is Joffrey Lannister
Who is Renly Baratheon
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>>68015613
>>68015720
Balon is still alive. Thats why Stannis looks so retarded on the show. Sacrificing Shireen despite knowing Balon wasn't killed and the leech magic failed. This is why book Stannis calls Melly out saying "two is not three". Melisandre says to show Stannis "I have shown you the power of kings blood, the usurper robb stark, the usurper joffrey baratheon...". She doesnt say Balon because D&D ruined the timing and failed to show Balon's death. This makes the sacrifice even more ridiculous.
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>>68015943
Kek it was Rob Stark not Renly.
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>>68015889
Seeing him doesn't mean he is Azor Ahai just that's what she saw
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>>68015613
>But it did work, no?
The writers are counting on everyone forgetting that Balon is still alive after 2 years. Good to know you're proving them right.
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>>68015581
They are about to fuck up his character even worse this season. Theon leading an Ironborn army is beyond fucking ridiculous.
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>>68015889
>Aemon knew about Jon
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>>68012395
Best looking woman in the series.
All this other shit-tier taste in GoT women is mind-boggling, especially people saying Boy George looks good.
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>>68015957
>Renly literally dies because his brother did some leech magic to murder him via a shadow

But yeah, it was Rob Stark as well, I forgot about that.
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>>68015994
That's not Doreah
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>>68015998
The writers are counting on people like you.

Hey, remember when season 1 of the show added a child that Robert and Cersei had together, and then the writers forgot that when they came to Maggie's prophecy and said that Cersei only gave birth to three children, not four?
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>>68012395

I would fuck Melly Sanders in all of her holes.
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>>68015992
>Casper knew this
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>>68015983
I only come to /tv/ to discuss about GoT since /lit/ doesn't want none of that shit. I haven't watched most of the series, but read all the books twice. Pardon me if I forget some of the absurd TV changes.
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>>68014136
>How many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?
>Two. One to do the fucking, and one to wear the goat costume.
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>>68016077

If it's stillborn does it count?

Not to mention Cersei could have lied.
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>>68016100
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just stating a fact. People like you who watch this show so passively and consume it without any thought to the details are who it is aimed at. They can barely keep a season long arc together, there is no reason to expect accurate connectivity between seasons.
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>>68016138
It wasn't still born
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>>68015985
I thought he was going with Asha to Essos to take Victarions role? He deserves an exotic vacation to be honest
Him ending up with Dany also works because she always gets the people who have nothing to live for like Barry Tyrion and Jorah.
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>>68016138
>If it's stillborn does it count?
Except it wasn't stillborn.

>Not to mention Cersei could have lied.
That's a pretty lame excuse for the writers.
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>>68014059

They were introduced when the plan was still to bring in Lady Stoneheart. After they cut her there's no reason to bring them back. It made that entire arc in season 3 meaningless.
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>>68016172
>>68016194
>It wasn't still born

my bad famalams
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>>68016203
We really have to see what Season 6 brings. They might even introduce Lady Stoneheart in that season, who knows.
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>>68016239
They wont
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>>68016187
>"The crew was spotted at the same location where Renly’s camp was filmed. She used binoculars and saw Alfie Allen (Theon Greyjoy) leading an Greyjoy Ironborn army. Apparently, Theon might be a badass in Season 6. The Greyjoys seem to have a bigger role in Season 6 overall, with Yara Greyjoy also taking on a more central role."

Trash.
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>>68015687
>The shitstorm when Oberyn said "For you" during the trial by combat, not long after "That's the biggest man I've ever seen"
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>>68016285
>Apparently, Theon might be a badass in Season 6.

What the fuck is wrong with the people working on this show
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>>68013922
She's probably figured Stannis isn't Azor Ahai by now
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>>68016203
It showed that Red Priest have a spell to resurect people.
And Mel learnt that the spell is working now.
So it's usefull for season 6.
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So that big battle in the North was dubbed battle of the six armies in production. Who does that refer to?

My guess:

>Wildling army led by Jon and Tormund
>Northern army led by Sansa
>Bolton army led by Ramsay
>Vale army led by Baelish
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>

No idea for the other two. Maybe the Karstarks or Umbers count as their own force. Maybe that's where Theon is taking his Greyjoy army.
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>>68015994

What are you talking about, Sansa is a 10/10 Britchick.
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>>68016059
She's pretty, also that "you need the bad pussy" spaniard chick, mh-hm
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i just wanna see euron smash some tyrell shits 2bh

considering both him and based Randyll Tarly are confirmed for this season i might actually get that
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>>68016364

Denaris
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>>68016364
wildlings vs bolton
sansa's northmen and theon vs boltons
whitewalkers cleaning up everything by the end

maybe?
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>>68012395
Okay no spoilers as I'm on season 2 but how does Jon die?
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>>68016585
old age
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>>68013185
kino der tat
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>>68016585

he gets stabbed by the nights watch
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>>68014600
i'm pretty sure it will go like this

>muteneers drink together in a room after killing Jon
>one of them is nervous and they ask him why
>he says "i saw Stannis' red priestess returning here this morning, red priests can revive the dead"
>they're all like "oh fuck"
>they go back to Jon's corpse, it's not there, Thorne is like "FIND HIM"
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>>68016617
it obviously won't happen like that
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>>68016194
Cersei even mentions the stillborn child in a conversation with Robert
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Pic related , then stannis , who they fucking up this season lads?
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>>68016617
>he says "i saw Stannis' red priestess returning here this morning, red priests can revive the dead"

Nobody really knows they can do this, hell most red priests don't even know they can do this. Melisandre is fucking baffled when she sees Beric, Thoros kind of came across the ability as a fluke and because magic is returning to the world
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>>68016671
Eurion
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>>68016671
like it or not, both of these things made sense
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>>68016585
No gf
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>>68016671
Season 3 was the only season they haven't ruined Jaime, I don't see why they'd stop doing it now.
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>>68016364
>Wildlings
>Non-Bolton Northerners
>Boltons
>Valemen
>Portion of the Night's Watch still loyal to Jon
>White Walkers
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>>68016715
Its not even the fact that Stannis died , its the way they done it
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>>68016695
Do you think the writers remember that fact?
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>>68016382
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>>68016364
>>68016730
Maybe replace the NW loyalists with the Ironborn? Theon might be taking some to help free Winterfell from the Boltons as revenge, plus there are probably still some left in the North.
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>>68016751
Wouldn't mind have a gobble on those two
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>>68016751
How many loads does she get on an average night?
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>>68016764
it makes sense given the whole R'hllor/prophecy shit, just handled a little awkwardly
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>>68016780
This would be beyond retarded. So not out of the realm of possibilities for D&D.
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>>68016780
>>68016730
>>68016550
>>68016448
>>68016364

http://winteriscoming.net/2015/10/28/spoilers-are-coming-details-on-how-the-big-season-6-battle-at-saintfield-will-go-down/

Doesn't look like any Walkers are appearing.
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>>68016671
Euron and Theon
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>>68016797
What was the point in him burning his daughter

totally out of character
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When will the /got/ general be returning?
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>>68015994
she really looks like cersie in this
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>>68013890
A better question is, why the fuck isn't Ghost attacking Alliser Thorne and other guys who stabbed Jon?
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>>68012509
>Cersei sees her daughter again
mean
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>>68016881
The general will never return. But we can have as many threads as we want now.
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>>68015994
Best girl on show, desu.
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>>68016811
>D&D will have the Ironborn at Deepwood Motte or whatever trust anyone claiming to be Theon Greyjoy after what happened at Moat Cailin
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I just don't care about Game of Thrones at all anymore
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>>68016285
>Apparently, Theon might be a badass in Season 6.
> Yara Greyjoy also taking on a more central role."

Sounds like hot garbage.
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>>68016837
Are you dense?
He's extremely aware that he is the only realistic chance Westeros has at unifying for the WW threat, he was fully aware that at the rate they were going, they were all dead one way or another.
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>>68016881
That cancer will never return (attracts autists). These threads are better anyway. Decent discussion and analysis actually occurs.
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>>68015776
>The only one the show adapted properly was Moat Cailin.
lol no
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>>68016955
Why are you trying to insult my intelligence over a TV program

Im not even going to give you a response now , arrogant little cunt
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>>68016970
What was wrong about that? It was the only good Bolton episode of season 4.
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>>68013922
>Why would Melly even want to do this
Have we been watching the same show?
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>>68016955
how is he dense?
Explain me how a character goes from lawfull good to chaotic "good"?

was it the red head pussy?
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>>68012395
don't follow this series but i hope she gets naked because mommyfu
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>>68016955
Except Book Stannis is nowhere near a bitch to Melisandre like TV Stannis. I loathe Stannis nuthuggers and I'm not even a fan of the character, but even I recognize that the showrunners fucked him up big time.

I hate it when they make one character stupid or evil to make another look better. In the books, Jon and Stannis have mutual respect for one another. You don't see that in the show. It was the Stark-Baratheon partnership that Ned and Robert once had and now Jon and Stannis are rebuilding it.

And don't get me started on how they made TV Davos look like a battered housewife to Stannis the R'hollor fanatic.
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>>68017037
lmao, stop being such a thin skin autistic
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>>68017098
>You don't see that in the show
are you serious?
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>>68016285
>>68016330

Theon in the books was always a decent fighter, specially in archery if i am not mistaking.

Sure he is no memekings slayer but i am sure he should do alright since he was raised almost as a brother to Rob and Jon.

He just have shit luck.
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>>68017067
Melisandre in the show's interactions with Jon aren't as important as they were in the book. There have been no hints Melisandre thinks Jon is that special in the show.
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>>68017050
A huge thing in the books, a two minute filler with "lol aren't i so crazy t. not joker" in the show.
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>>68016751
> the black one is bigger than the white one :^)
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From this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cDh2xS14Gs&nohtml5=False

>to two weeks latter 'LOL BETTER BURN HER ALIVE'
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>>68017154
in the books theon is way more fucked up, but that's the books.

not sure why people still complain about the loose adaptation when it's season fucking 6
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>>68017178
Good eye.
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>>68017154
Theon could end up being a bit of a PTSD flashback tier berserker if they suit him up in some nifty armor. He hasn't even lost as many fingers as he has in the books so he can still probably use a bow and a sword.

Would make sense for him to end up back in the north and be the one to kill "that horn-blowing cunt"
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>>68015994

Best girl. Best tits too
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>>68017190
>lmao lets let my daughter get mutilated by the boltons
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>>68017190
But that's literally the only reason that scene was there.

Some nice reality-TV writing.
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>>68017164
Yes there have are you retarded
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>>68017220
>>68017178
That just means she's been licking the white one more
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>>68017253
go on champ, give some examples
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>>68017146
I know we don't have the inner monologue of Jon in the show, but nothing in Season 5 really convinced me that Jon could stand Stannis. He just wanted him to go away as soon as possible.

Hell, the show gave Jon the idea to have the Wildlings join forces with the Watch. In the books, it was Stannis that thought of this.
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>>68017298
Why do you think melly wanted to fuck Jon?

Pro tip he had kings blood
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>this one show fag arguing with everyone
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>>68017315
king's blood isn't really that god-tier when literally most of the characters in the series now have king's blood from one king or another
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>>68017164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNIuXV2gLwE

Im not a expert on film language but its hardly subtle
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>>68017352
Doesn't change what happened
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>>68017226
Show Theon got off pretty lightly
>One pinky partially flayed then immediately cut off
>Castrated
>Some cuts and scars on his body and a severed nipple
>Had a nail torn out
>Had a foot press used on him
>Is recognised by Sansa instantly
>Sanity mostly intact, just completely broken into submission by Ramsay

Book Theon:
>Three fingers and at least 4 toes fully flayed then left to fester for days before being severed
>Castrated
>Underwent pretty much every form of torture in existence, including the rack
>Starved so bad he's reduced to eating rats, his belly is swollen and he looks like a skeleton
>Hair is white and falling out
>Has pretty much no teeth left and the ones he does have are shattered
>Looks like he's aged forty years, is barely recognisable
>Almost completely insane, tenuous grip on reality
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>>68017301
It was clearly there, just because Jon was worried about how much of a drain thousands of men were on his supplies, and because of the consequences of a disarrayed NW allowing a southern king in open rebellion might have for them doesn't lessen that fact, the only thing jon seemed to dislike about Stannis was his devotion to R'hllor.
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>>68017237
>this logic
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>>68017513
>this logic
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>>68017154
Theon WAS a decent fighter
Now he's fucking broken
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>>68017532
Juvenile response

how old are you?
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>>68017352
>Tommen (doubtful, he has no kingsblood from Robert, but maybe enough people believing you're a king makes you count as one?)
>Daenerys
>Gendry
>Jon
>Balon
>Theon
>Yara
>Euron (soon)
>Sansa/Bran/Rickon/Arya (If being Robb's sibling counts, which is very doubtful)

I wouldn't call that most
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>>68017462
It'd be interesting if in Winds it ends up Theon actually does have his cock. George implied the fuck out of the castration but he didn't mention it explicitly unlike the show, so he technically has wiggle room to keep Theon's genitalia if he wants to change the plot
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>>68017548
Infantile response

what is your age?
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>>68017548
>why aren't you replying in essays to my shitposts?!!!
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>>68015843
I think you are misunderstanding me. I was refuting the idea that Melisandre is the sister of the Night's Kings bride, saying that she was instead a slave.
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>>68017548
Juvenile response

how old are you?
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>>68017470
>Stannis was his devotion to R'hllor
Another thing the show got wrong.

If the show gave us scenes like Stannis listening to Jon's advice about going to the Northern Mountain Clans and winning them over or attacking Deepwood Motte instead of Winterfell, I could see a working partnership between the 2.

But in the show, it seemed more like Stannis was this Southron interloper. In fact, in the TV series, Stannis' attack on Mance's army makes it look like butchery. It seemed as if Jon might have worked out a deal with the Wildlings until the R'hollor fanatic showed up. Totally different from the nick of time rescue in the books.

Meh, the show ruined a lot of characters. They turned Brienne into this killing machine when she's actually a young girl whose idealism of knighthood clashes with the harshness of reality. And absolutely nuking Jaime's path of redemption by going on that pointless mission to Dorne. He didn't even try to rescue Sansa despite being in the capital for several weeks. Book Jaime only arrived AFTER Joffrey's death and Sansa's escape.
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>>68017580
George was in charge of the episode where Theon was castrated, a lot of people take that as confirmation

Plus it was so heavily implied in the books ("you're not a man anymore", "that other thing", increasing the count of lost "fingers" by one) that it'd be pretty dumb to go back on it by now
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>>68016751
me on the right
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>>68017570
> the King doesn't have kings blood

Self defeating m8
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>>68015952
I thought Balon fell off a bridge or some shit
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>>68017290
>means she's savouring the black one
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>>68016077
LOL holy shit yeah that's bad
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>>68017580
>George implied the fuck out of the castration
Literally one off-handed mention that most people didn't probably even notice.
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>>68017661
>It seemed as if Jon might have worked out a deal with the Wildlings until the R'hollor fanatic showed up.
are you insane? no it didn't.

you are reading into all of these things extremely strangely.


>If the show gave us scenes like Stannis listening to Jon's advice about going to the Northern Mountain Clans and winning them over
Fairly sure that was in
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>>68017603
>>68017604
>>68017652
Ill slice your fingers off
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>>68017661
>We will never see that great TWOW sample chapter with Stannis on the show
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>>68017689
Tommen isn't related to any kings at all unless you count the Lannisters when they were Kings of the Rock, and he's not Robert's true heir. And to be honest, if you count Tommen's Lannister ancestry, then probably everyone in Westeros has king's blood by now
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>>68017803

What makes a king?
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>>68017580
>has his penis
>but it's flayed
>Melly Sanders wants to fuck

What would you do in that situation, fäms?
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>>68017803
considering being a king is a social construct and tommen is considered a king socially same as his brother, then he has what you'd consider "king's blood".

you don't always have to become king through conquest
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>>68017755
>"… she is beautiful, so … so beautiful."
>Ramsay smiled his wet smile. "Does she make your cock hard, Reek?
>"Is it straining against your laces? Would you like to fuck her first?" He laughed. "The Prince of Winterfell should have that right, as all lords did in days of old. The first night. But you're no lord, are you? Only Reek. Not even a man, truth be told."


>Ramsay rose, the firelight shining on his face. "Reek, get over here. Get her ready for me."
>For a moment he did not understand. "I … do you mean … m'lord, I have no … I …"

>That one line I can't find about how Ramsay took "some fingers, some toes, and that other thing"

It's confirmed as fuck
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>>68017803
He is the fucking King he automatically has kings blood
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>>68017775
The Northern Mountain Clans was omitted, hence why TV Stannis went full retard and attacked Winterfell instead of Deepwood Motte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eKhUj_UfX0&nohtml5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5wIXI8ZFfU&nohtml5

And look at Jon's scene with Mance as well as Stannis' charge on the Wildlings. Mance seems reasonable in his talk while Stannis' attack sounds sinister on helpless Wildlings who only want to flee the Others and find safety behind the Wall.
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>>68017966
>He is the fucking King he automatically has kings blood
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>>68017797
It's criminal how an actor of Dillane's talents was wasted on this show. I never even knew about Dillane until I saw the John Adams mini-series and Zero Dark Thirty. He and Charles Dance were the 2 best actors I'd argue though I really enjoyed Bean, Addy, and Lloyd as well.
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>S3 >S1 >S2 >S4 >S6 >S5
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>>68016955
No, clearly you're the fucking dense one you dumb piece of shit
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>>68014059
The brother is confirmed for being back in season 6. And Jaimes Riverlands storyline is happening aswell and he and Brienne will run into each other once more so if there is any time to bring in Stoneheart this is it.
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>>68017797
>what battles has the bastard of bolton won that I should fear him?
>you do not know him
>No more than he knows me.

Two jews ruin it for the world
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BRAAVOS
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>>68017945
We don't know for certain, there's been no clarification on whether possession of King's blood is determined by ancestry, being considered the king or both

>>68017966
Except he's not the king, Stannis is. The issue is whether being considered the king because everyone thinks you're the rightful heir gives you kingsblood regardless of actual heritage.
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>>68018065
S1 > S3 > S2 > S4 > S6 > S5

This is an objective truth.
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>they even fucked this up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I
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>>68017982
>The Northern Mountain Clans was omitted, hence why TV Stannis went full retard and attacked Winterfell instead of Deepwood Motte.
actually I'm almost certain it was mentioned, stannis mentions it before they leave for winterfell.


You are really reading way too much into these scenes
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>>68018122
>he's not the King

Yes he is he was confirmed by the faith whether he was rightful king is irrelevant
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>>68018115
me on the the left
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