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ITT: Films that women will simply NEVER understand
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ITT: Films that women will simply NEVER understand
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>>67994298
Does that make me a woman?
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>>67994298
My mom thought it was stupid, my ex thought the mom was just being a good mom.
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>>67994298
I'm a woman and I understood it perfectly clear. It's about a violent man travelling the world to enforce the status quo of the patriarchy.
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>>67994449
That's every movie with a male lead. Men should be barred from the film industry.
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it's over for white boys
officially C UCKED FROM EVERYTHING
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>>67994361
Your mom was a good mom if you know what I mean ;)
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>>67994298
fuck you /tv/ for recommending me this. terrible 'film', btw.
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>>67994381
My best friends hot gf's favorite film, that alone makes me want to steal her
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>>67995611
what do you hate fun or something
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>>67994496
This

I'm just glad that almost all the good guys in Star Wars are either women or minorities now.
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>"I don't get it."
>"Why did Jesse let Bob kill him?"
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>>67995676
no, I just hate terrible character development and one-dimensional scenery
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>>67995713
Not enough black people or hispanics tho tbph famm
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>>67995842
why did jesse let him kill him
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>>67996138
We as white men need to do better and eradicate ourselves from all media.
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>>67996521
That's too far man, we should probably just ban all media featuring white male leads, both pre-existing and future developments. I'd be fine with that in all honesty.
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>>67994298
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>>67995929
>one-dimensional scenery
that is plain incorrect though
are you forgetting Galapagos?
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>>67996521
>making minorities and women play villians
wow what a racist misogynist
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>>67995836

I would be tempted to agree with this list, if my mom didn't enjoy a majority of these films.
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>>67996867
>he still doesn't realise he's tlking to a woman
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>>67996949
enjoy =/= understand
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>>67994381
source?

>>67995836
>blade runner and falling down
i be leaf
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I know some women (they probably exist) on this board consider these troll threads, but honestly you can't understand these films in the same context that men do, it's fact. You can enjoy them sure but you can never relate to a masculinity, brotherhood, discipline or exemption and exclusion from society the same way.

I like Mean Girls just fine, but I could never understand it in the same context of the female experience and I accept that. Why is that women get so angry over the opposite reaction?
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>>67994449
Just because you dress up like a girl doesn't mean you are one you fucking fag
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>>67997229
Looks like the asassination of Jesse James blabla to me
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i watched this film with my gf's legs draped around me. why do you perpetuate virgin behavior, op?
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>>67995836
So any movie where either male friendship is a driving force of the movie or self sacrifice for the greater good is involved?
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>>67997647
I'm a guy and I understood Mean Girls perfectly. It was a deconstruction of slang and how certain words make it into the general population's vernacular or simply die at their conception.
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It's kind of unfortunate because I actually love Master and Commander and will never be able to discuss it on /tv/ without DUDE WIMMIN LMAO shitposting.
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>>67995836
Everybody probably has a suggestion they think of when they see this list but I would add

The Proposition
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>>67997951
That's not an exhaustive list but yes

Honor, loyalty, sacrifice, friendship, all stuff women can't physically comprehend
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>>67997647
I don't. This is the same reason transgenderism will never be valid.
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>>67995836
glad to see warrior on there
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>>67998117

we used to have pretty good discussions about it, then the meme took off, it's a shame

if you liked the movie, you should read the books
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>>67994298
I didn't understand that movie at all. So boring. Just guys talking and talking about stuff I didn't understand.
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>>67995836
>the outsiders
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can we also do tv shows?
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>>67994298
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>>67994381
If I could understand half of what mumbling Casey Affleck said, then ya, I might have enjoyed it. How'd that inaudible tard get acting gigs outside of his brothers movies?
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>>67995836
>Point Break

You know that movie was intended to appeal to women, right? Hence all the shirtless "surfer" men. It's a basic Swayze chick flick.
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>>68001078
like doesn't mean understand
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hahahaha women are so STUPID am i right fellas? they have no concept of ANYTHING except making sandwiches and doing laundry. they should be out of the work place and BACK into the kitchen, right?
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>>68001558

pretty much, yes

i fail to see your point
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>>68001558
This, but seriously.
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>>68001588
Because you're retarded
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>>68001558
Back to tumblr roastie
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>>68001558
this guy gets it
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>>67994381
>why did Jesse just let himself be shot?

every time
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>>67995836
bitches love the Elephant Man and Man on Fire
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>>68001960
but do they understand them??
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>>67995836
Eraserhead..

That movie is a nightmare from the male perspective, the female antagonist in the movie fucks off when responsibility knocks.
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Are there any movies that men will never understand?
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>>68002127
To be fair, guys do this around kids a lot too.
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>>68000106

>thats not my name

never forget
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>>67998048

wrong
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>>68002148
any romance movie
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>>68002284
Nice shoop
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Post kino that people born after 2000 will never understand.
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>>68002369
A movie made so that David Bowie and others in Hollywood could rail Jennifer Connelly. What's there to understand?
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>>68002405
Big hair
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>>68002369
i don't put myself in the mindset of someone born after the 2000s so i will never understand what they never understand
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>>67995836
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>>67994298
is this movie worth a watch? i know nothing about it except Russel Crowe is in it and they cut a boy's arm
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>>68002866
Yes, it's great.
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>>67994298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwb3P0fuM1c&nohtml5

Women will NEVER understand this kino
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>>68000106
>would that you had been born a Roman, and had stood beside me
>I bless the fates that it was not so.
true honor my friends
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>>68001558

Yes
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>>67994298
>ITT: Films that women will simply NEVER understand
Women cannot understand film, anon.
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>>68000715

Fucking this. How does inaudible mumbling make it to the final cut?
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>>67995836
The problem isn't that women don't understand movies like Falling Down. It has a pretty simple premise.
The issue is that they sympathize with the wife and think he's supposed to be the bad guy.
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>>68001833
What I took away was that he knew it was going to happen a couple minutes beforehand but didn't want to blow niggas heads off in front of the family, especially because by then he would be basically alone.
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>>68003120
>Look it up
>It actually happened
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>>67997951
Before I read this post I noted that trend too.
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>>67994361
Love this film, a bit too similar to the story of my life though.
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>>68003244
He was just tired of living like that, being paranoid but in the end always right.

He just wanted it to end
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