Can we get a Drive story thread?
>I drive really fast and have an autism brain
What did he mean by this?
>>67994223
so was he thedriver of some mafia?
Have you bought the soundtrack yet, /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2XeGt_T-xo
>>67994223
>be me 20yr old hapless NEET
>lose whatever semblance of a life i had after leaving school
>see drive for the first time and decide i should give life another go
>realize i don't have a license so i can't legally drive
>grandma agrees to fund driving lessons for me so i can get my learners
>talk to instructor on phone and set lesson up for a week later
>so damn excited all week and can't help but steal granddad's credit card and buy myself a scorpion jacket
>it arrives via express a day before my lesson
>it's too tight for my shoulders and poorly made but it was the closest one and arrived in time
>day of my lesson i'm sporting said jacket plus a pair of old timey driving gloves i borrowed from grandma's car she never drives
>they remark i look handsome as i leave the unit
>my instructor is an older man with beady eyes and smells like rotting apples
>i'm standing at right the door and he tells me to get back so he can get out
>he slams the door behind him but it doesn't even click because i've caught the handle
>i hop in and start the car
>he tells me to turn it off and hand over my license/driving journal for citation blah blah
>is clearly chuffed at me starting the car and being so eager
>he diddles away with a pencil as i grip the wheel hard and twist the leather
>instructor tells me to put foot on break and put it into drive
>it's my first time driving and it hits me all of a sudden
>i begin to sweat profusely but do as he says
>he tells me to indicate for at least 5 seconds but all i can hear is something about a time frame
>i push down hard on the accelerator and we jolt off
>he begins screaming about the handbrake but i'm more worried about how we are going to get out of this culdesac
>i take a sharp turn and smash into old mrs.greenwall's bins
>the car is skidding and hopping so i take the handbrake off
>the old man is grabbing me by my shirt and hyperventilating
cont.
>>67994946
Yes.
I deliver pizzas and I like to drive around pretending I'm an autistic faggot when the sun goes down.
That way, the black people are too weirded out to fuck with me when I go to the ghetto.
>>67995725
Based Bruce Dern
>learn how to drive and get my car before my friends are old enough to drive
>know i'm going to be the car guy so I embrace it
>usually take friends places while playing the Drive OST and wearing my scorpion jacket
>they know it's weird but it became a bit of a joke between us
>one day my friend asks me to take him and a couple of his friends to some city for a night out
>why not could be fun
>friend tells me no scorpion jacket because the friends are qt and he doesn't want me freaking them out
>they put their shit tunes on instead of Nightcall and A Real Hero
>not saying anything because i'm the Driver
>my autistic silence is masked by my somewhat good looks in the dark
>it's all going to plan
>everyone wants to stop off at some convenience store
>I decide to stay in the car
>"okay be right back anon"
>literally dying to drop my favourite Drive line on them
>"I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
>they have no idea what's going on, the girls look freaked out and my friend is giving me a signal to shut the fuck up
>this is the first time i'd spoken in 4 hours so I guess it sounded creepy
>5 minutes pass and they're still in the store
>check my wristwatch on the steering wheel
>decide to drive away for a laugh
>they come out of the store as I pull out onto the road
>park up in some alley and put on some sports team's cap and a new jacket
>drive back with a huge grin on my face thinking they're going to love the gag
>one of the girls is crying and the two others and sat on the floor consoling her
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WE THOUGHT YOU LEFT US"
>friends get back in car and the crying girl is still sat on the floor
>she wants me to help her up
>stare for a good 10 seconds
>"my hands are dirty"
>get back in car and play the Drive OST
>>67996301
>>learn how to drive and get my car before my friends are old enough to drive
>>know i'm going to be the car guy so I embrace it
>>usually take friends places while playing the Drive OST and wearing my scorpion jacket
Learning how to drive in a post-Drive world.
NEWFAG GET OUT
>>67995798
cont.
>its then that i realize my grandparents will never allow or support my driving again
>the old man will likely warn other instructors of my recklessness
>this could be my last chance to drive in my life
>i full lock the wheel and slam down on the gas
>we almost spin out but i straighten up at the last minute and we leave the culdesac
>old man begins swearing now and trying to take the wheel from me
>he's stomping on the emergency break but it something must have happened when we hit that curb
>i veer around my first corner and head straight into oncoming traffic
>i am literally shitting myslef right now and full of regret
>he tries to grab the wheel but i shove him off hard and pull us back into the right lane
> he begins screaming like a madman and i realize i'm also screaming inside
>we're heading down a 50km street at 90km and i can't even keep on the right side of the road
>a pedestrian crossing is comng up that also happens to be a t-intersection
>he is now begging me to stop and praying to something he calls yahway
>a lady with a pram and toddler walking beside her walk out from the large fig tree that hides the left side of the crossing
>she thinks they can cross before me and mustn't realize how fucking fast i'm driving
>the man is waving his arms hysterically at her but she isn't looking just dragging her toddler as quick as she can
>i just manage to clip her fat arse as she makes it to the island and the backlash cause her hand to backfist my window
>my eyes are off the wheel for a second as i witness her horror and astonishment
>i then look back to the road and see a white van pulling out in front of me
>mustn't have been able to see me coming because of the strip of hedges down the middle of the left street
>i swerve around him and take of his side mirror losing mine as well
>the old man is no longer screaming just hyperventilating and squeezing my arm
>the cop shop is up ahead on the right but nobody notices as i fly past
cont.2
>>67996399
nigga Drive came out 5 years ago
someone post that guy who got a gf by being drive
>>67996654
>be good looking
>drive sportscar
>get gf
Gee.
>>67996409
hurry the fuck uuuuuup
>>67994868
No. He works independently.
>be me
>friend tells me about some new movie called Drive
>watch it because why not
>love it instantly
>decide that I should become Driver
>couldn't afford to buy a real scorpion jacket so I got some yellow felt from a textiles shop and sewed it onto a jacket
>start working the jacket, going to the shops in my jacket, sleeping in it
>It's not enough to have the look to become Driver, have to start to change personalities
>slowly start talking less and using my eyes for conversation
>eventually down to one word answers combined with intense eye movements
>everyone around me starts getting weirded out by it
>one day friend who showed me Drive originally come up to my apartment for some beers
>he finds the Drive shtick hilarious even though my new life as Driver is no joke
>decide to go out for food
>get in elevator together and my elderly neighbor gets in too
>friend is going on about something I don't care about and he's starting to annoy me
>"How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you."
>old woman gasps and gets as far away from me as possible
>friend falls to the ground in a fit of laughter
>pretend to stomp his face in because when am I going to get an opportunity to do this again?
>old woman starts hitting every button on the elevator to get out
>door opens and she sprints as fast as her legs will let her
>me and friend get food
>come back to building to find cops waiting for me with old woman
>they question me but i'm being silent and using eye speech
>friend comes over to straighten things out
>we walk away
>here cops talking about me in the distance
>"what a freak, won't be surprised if he's locked up soon"
>decide to throw a Drive line back at them but can't think of one of the top of my head
>say first thing that comes to my head
>"What's a Jew doing running a pizzeria?"
>whole lobby heard me say it
>one of the cops was actually jewish
>>67994223
>Quiet austitc is handsome the movie
>10/10 from 4chan.
>be me
>decide to watch Drive
>I liked it
Anyone else?
>>67998981
>be me 4 years ago
>decide to watch Drive because I saw it on Netflix and /tv/ was memeing about it for a while
>really liked the opening sequence and got real buckled up for what looks to be a good movie
>terribly bored within 20 minutes
>almost fall asleep but make it through
I don't know
The first half of the movie is just Driver being a cool guy
>>67996409
>ywn get a part 3
>>68000127
Holy shit that's a rare pepe
>>68000233
It's pretty easy to make these bruh
