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What animal would have you chosen ? Me, an eagle, so I can fly
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What animal would have you chosen ?

Me, an eagle, so I can fly the fuck away to some remote forest.

Also inb4 "a lobster"
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Honestly?
A dog
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GORILLA

n fuckin TEAR SHIT UP

LIKE DONKEY KONG
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Wouldn't have mattered what I choose, I would have got a wife within a day or so
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>>67988462
YO A BIG GUY NOW

DEM TRANKUILIZERS AINT DOIN' NUFFIN' TO YA
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>>67988591

AY NIGGA YOU GOT SOME BANANS

AIN'T NO MORE, SON, THESE MY BANANS NOW
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>>67988361
A bull. It would be poetry since im a cuck right now.
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>>67988724
SHEEEIIIIIT, NIGGA
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a cuckoo
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a falcon, duh
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Me? A crab leg.
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>>67988361
what body part would you be missing?
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Iguanodon, so i can shank every nigga who crosses me
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>>67988939
u can't be dinosaur
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>>67988989

don't tell me what I can't do you fucking nigger
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>>67989058
dino not allowed
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>>67988361
Me? I'd be a crab so I could be turned into some crab legs.
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>>67988361
>Set in a dystopian near-future, the film tells the story of a city where singles are given 45 days to find a romantic partner before they are turned into an animal.
Okay.
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>>67989058
I for one support you, anon. Follow your stupid ass dreams.
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I would be a spermwhale and fuck everithing with my enormous spermwhale dick
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>>67988395
Same
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>>67989058
Me? I'd choose John Locke
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raccoon
>get to have hands for typing on 4chan
>eat garbage
>nobody likes you
>only go out at night

it's just like being a hmuan
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>>67989058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8gY0IT0CuA
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>>67988989
>>67989110
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>>67988361
Sloth
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Giant Tortoise
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What do you think the heartless woman turned into? What do you think the 'animal that no one wants to be' is?
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>>67990444
I don't know, I thought we were gonna find out later in the film.
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This movie was so shit.
Also I'd chose a nigger
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The strongest animal of all
man
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>>67988361
If I could choose, probably a Lion, if I couldn't choose I'd be a Basking Shark.

I was told by a local Druid that my spirit animal was a basking shark, or at least ?I was a basking shark in a previous life, which made perfect sense, as it describes me in every facet, I also had a dream once that I was a Basking Shark,

So yeah, there's that, I guess.
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