What animal would have you chosen ?
Me, an eagle, so I can fly the fuck away to some remote forest.
Also inb4 "a lobster"
Honestly?A dog
GORILLA
n fuckin TEAR SHIT UP
LIKE DONKEY KONG
Wouldn't have mattered what I choose, I would have got a wife within a day or so
>>67988462
YO A BIG GUY NOW
DEM TRANKUILIZERS AINT DOIN' NUFFIN' TO YA
>>67988591
AY NIGGA YOU GOT SOME BANANS
AIN'T NO MORE, SON, THESE MY BANANS NOW
>>67988361
A bull. It would be poetry since im a cuck right now.
>>67988724
SHEEEIIIIIT, NIGGA
a cuckoo
a falcon, duh
Me? A crab leg.
>>67988361
what body part would you be missing?
Iguanodon, so i can shank every nigga who crosses me
>>67988939
u can't be dinosaur
>>67988989
don't tell me what I can't do you fucking nigger
>>67989058
dino not allowed
>>67988361
Me? I'd be a crab so I could be turned into some crab legs.
>>67988361
>Set in a dystopian near-future, the film tells the story of a city where singles are given 45 days to find a romantic partner before they are turned into an animal.
Okay.
>>67989058
I for one support you, anon. Follow your stupid ass dreams.
I would be a spermwhale and fuck everithing with my enormous spermwhale dick
>>67988395
Same
>>67989058
Me? I'd choose John Locke
raccoon
>get to have hands for typing on 4chan
>eat garbage
>nobody likes you
>only go out at night
it's just like being a hmuan
>>67989058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8gY0IT0CuA
>>67988989
>>67989110
>>67988361
Sloth
Giant Tortoise
What do you think theheartless womanturned into? What do you think the 'animal that no one wants to be' is?
>>67990444
I don't know, I thought we were gonna find out later in the film.
This movie was so shit.
Also I'd chosea nigger
The strongest animal of allman
>>67988361
If I could choose, probably a Lion, if I couldn't choose I'd be a Basking Shark.
I was told by a local Druid that my spirit animal was a basking shark, or at least ?I was a basking shark in a previous life, which made perfect sense, as it describes me in every facet, I also had a dream once that I was a Basking Shark,
So yeah, there's that, I guess.