>Unironically loved Star Wars the Force Awakens
>Unironically loved Jurrasic Workd
>Unironically loved The Dark Knight Rises aka The Dank Meme Rises
>Unironically loved Interstellar
>Unironically loved Avengers Age of Ultron
>Can't remember what happened in a movie a day after watching (can't even remember what he had for breakfast)
>constantly gets drunk during movies
>falls asleep during movies
>makes shitty "ironically" bad movies that are as bad as the AVGN movie and Nostalgia Critic movies
>Sucks on Max Landis's dick and backtracks on Max Landis's movies because he's friends with him now
Why you guys take this autistic retard's opinion on anything seriously?
>>67979067
It's a small group of autists that have RLM threads, just ignore like most of the board does.
because he's entertaining
>>67979067
because he doesn't give a fuck about internet memes and actually judges movies for himself.
also, he's funny so that helps.
Because I don't have to agree with him in order to find value in his opinion.
You'll understand this when you're 20.
>>67979067
>Unironically loved
He said they are watchable movies. Not that they are great.
>>67979106
>because he's entertaining
Yeah, like Markiplier.
>>67979139
How does that make sense? Just because someone doesn't care about other people's opinions doesn't make that person's opinion smart. If that was the case then Trump and the rest if the Republican Party would be the smartest people.
>>67979184
How can you find value in him saying he loved The Dark Knight Rises? That's literally the same as finding value in Mike saying he likes to eat poop and drink pee.
>>67979394
>that would mean Trump and the rest of the Republican Party
well no, because they panders. that's their thing.
I don't always agree with Mike, but he at least arrives at an opinion by himself and is funny while doing it.
>>67979394
>That's literally the same as finding value in Mike saying he likes to eat poop and drink pee.
it isn't literally that.
go outside. you're mad at some random guys opinion on movies
>>67979394
>Why finding value in him saying he liked TDKR?
Because he articulated why, a feat I'm believe you're absolutely unable to do judging from your shitposts
>>67979394
>Yeah, like Markiplier.
You think Markiplier is entertaining?
rlm is comfy as fuck, just normal dudes talking about normal movies that people actually go see. end of story, not more complicated than that
>RLM makes 30 minute reviews explaining why they think the way they do
>shitposters take the last 10 seconds where they say "recommend/not recommend" and start whining about it in /tv/
>>67979477
>it isn't literally that
It is though. Because The Dark Knight Rises is the worst movie ever made. The best comparison to make of the movie would be eating shit and drinking pee. Which apparently Mike loves doing and does so on a regular basis.
>>67979483
>Because he articulated why
So you loved the part where Mike said that it was okay if most of the stuff in TDKRises doesn't make sense and that you should ignore it (I.e. turn off your brain) because it was trying to be deep? You think people should turn off their brains to enjoy the worst movies ever made because a Nostalgia Critic-Expy told you so?
>>67979067
You sound like a total faggot desu.
>>67980022
You're a fucking living meme dude, he never said that.
>you will have to watch the video where they give Rouge One a good review
>>67980022
you aren't even trying anymore
>>67979067
He lost all creditably after TFA review. RLM is still fun to watch though.
>>67980069
No I won't. I don't have to watch any video they make if I don't want to. I also do t get so butt blasted by their opinions that I make hourly shit threads about them on /tv/. You'd have to be a pretty pathetic faggot to do that.
>>67980132
And yet here you are sharing your opinion in this threads. Seems like you care quite a bit to me.
>>67980182
Whoa you got me!
I used to value their opinions because even if they hated a film and articulated their reasons why, I could tell it was a film I would enjoy. Same goes for a lot of films they loved but I knew I wouldn't like.
But now their opinions are all over the place and I have no grounding in their point of view. One moment they'll love something because it's just a dumb action movie, the next moment they'll hate something because it's just a dumb action movie.
They are still entertaining, but there's no longer any value in what they have to say about films. Whenever they say, "Would you recommend _____?" you might as well just flip a coin.
>>67979067
Just turn your brain off bro
>>67980235
You bet I did! Now who's your favourite RLM character? I personally can't decide between the two Canadian guys.
>>67980128
90% of people loved TFA.
>>67980066
It is though. Mike said it was okay if The Dark Knight Rises plot made no sense because if was trying to tell a message and be deep so you should ignore the flaws and turn your brain off.
>>67980069
>Rogue One was the best movie since my wife's son
living embodiment of the smug, detached gen-x ethos
>>67980286
Who the fuck would watch Half in the Bag for the final recommendation? It's about the actual discussions.
>>67980344
He sure did anon.
He sure did.
>>67980337
Just like how 90% of people loved Boyhood and The Dark Knight.
Most people are stupid.
>>67979394
So because you disagree with his opinions it makes his wrong?
Do you know wthat the definition of an opinion is?
Do kids actually use this argument??
>>67980337
There's something so great an innocent about this post. JUST, "90% of people loved TFA." This needs to be written on the Star Wars cups you get in the theatre for the next movie.
>>67980344
That's sort of what he's saying if you oversimplify it and have a retard brain.
>>67980393
Hey bro if you didn't like The Dark Knight then we've got a problem.
>>67980022
>worst movie ever made
Have you seen DragonBall Evolution?
>>67979067
How can a guy that goes completely autistic over the Star Wars prequels (and that shitty Indiana Jones movie), give any of these movies a free pass?
>>67980128
Lost credability because he liked a movie you didnt like?
Wow. Lol
autist cant make the difference between liking and being ok with something and loving it
>>67980394
>So want if Hitler thinks the Jews should be gassed! That's his opinion and not wrong!
>so what if a republican thinks global warming is fake! It's his opinion and not wrong!
>So what if Trump thinks Muslims are evil and should be killed! That's his opinion and not wrong!
>So what if Derpy McDerpinstein thinks eating poopoo will cure cancer! That's his opinion and not wrong!
>>67980501
Because he started those autistic nitpicky reviews of Star Trek movies out of boredom, then he started doing it to Star Wars and it blew up and RLM got considerably bigger than it was before so now he's a busy business man and has no time for nitpicky autistic rants unless they're staged.
>>67980501
Because He has shit taste. /t/v/ never realised the prequels were good because he made lel so random poopy jokes and nitpicked arguments. The fact is everyone loved the prequels before this fat fuck ruined everything. The new movies are legitimately bad and he loves them because he wants to fool the rest of the world once again like he did before. Don't fall for the RLM ruse.
>>67980561
You must be really dumb.
>>67980561
Holy shit dat autism
>>67980518
Lost credability because he liked a bad movie*
Opinions are not subjective, I am simply right.
>>67980561
>>67980600
So you are saying his autism and dislike over the prequels were exaggerated?
Because somehow i think Mike nowadays would give the prequels a positive review.
>>67980678
I can't handle all this autism
>>67980501
Because Mike today isn't the same person who made the prequel reviews years ago. He drinks more and has become slower and less intellegent and less driven (and I'm pretty sure he has Alzheimer's)
/tv/ is dying.
This whole bullshit about disliking a movie because its well recieved and making up poor excuses is old.
The next thing thatll happen is folks will start praising Batman V Superman because its hated.
Man the first week the Force Awakend was in theatres /tv/ loved it. There was like 9 ouy 10 threads about how much people enjoyed it.
Then it started doing really well and you contrarian faggots start hating on it.
Hating the Force Awakens yet praising boring Avatar shit?
You are all cancer
>>67980692
>Because somehow i think Mike nowadays would give the prequels a positive review.
It would be neat if, out-of-character, he reassessed them.
But I think that would damage his reputation so he's sticking to his guns. Just look at the new Plinkett teaser where he shoots down the Star Wars Ring Theory, without even mentioning what's wrong with it (if he read it at all).
>/tv/ before TFA
>"Red Letter media is accurate and funny, they are the greatest film critics ever"
>/tv/ after TFA
>"Mike is a fucking hack, I can't believe he actually liked that movie, all his opinions are terrible now, RLM was never good"
>>67980697
>Muh opinions!
>Everyone is right in there own way
People like you are ruining my personal image board for intellectual discussion.
>>67980692
Vastly exaggerated for laughs.
He even has a segment in every single one of those reviews where he talks about the prequels' "real problems" in case you didn't notice.
>>67980561
This is a movie not politics you idiot. Liking a movie and comparing that to Hitler and Trump is the biggest stretch of a comparison you can make.
These are movies. Escapism in a dark theater. Not some political standpoint.
>>67980750
Nobody is right unless they can fully articulate it you fuck, and even then it's not an absolute "right", it's just a valid position.
For a person so interested in "intellectual discussion" you sure know jack shit about dialectics.
>>67980730
Avatar is one of the best movies ever made and Based James Cameron is the best director ever. A billion times better than Jar Jar Abrams.
>>67980748
Jurassic World was the tipping point. I don't see how anyone can take someone who had anything positive to say about that shit seriously.
Mike is my hairy slav bf simulator.
>>67980855
Nice argument fagtron But you're not right unless you can fully articulate it you fuck, and even then it's not an absolute "right", it's just a valid position.
For a person so interested in "intellectual discussion" you sure know jack shit about dialectics.
>>67980748
Honestly senpai, i started to dislike them after the Dark Knight Rises review.
I don't care whether you like capeshit or not, but that was a bad movie.
>>67980128
After Jurassic World actually.
>>67979067
they claimed the third hobbit movie was the best in the trilogy.
they are retards.
>>67980748
Mile is stupid and so is his taste in movies.
Jay is WAAAAY better.
>>67980748
>all his opinions are terrible now
>RLM was never good
These two don't go together.
And nobody believes RLM was never good, everyone just has a different idea of when they went to shit.
This is like saying The Simpsons was never good.
reminder that RLM are as based now as they were ''back then'' and just because you disagree with one of their opinions doesn't mean they are bad.
>>67979067
Double Toasted is better
>>67980637
Please tell me where in the Galaxy you live?
Jonah Falcon is now also commenting on RLM vids (he already commented on TGWTG videos in the past).
It's the top comment at the Warm Bodies/Movie 43 Review (2013) on the RLM site. Jonah Falcon is one of us.he likes Linkara
>>67980561
Your autism is out of control
>>67980914
Nice copypasta fagtron but you're not right unless you can fully articulate it you fuck, and even then it's not an absolute "right", it's just a valid position.
For a person so interested in "intellectual discussion" you sure know jack shit about dialectics.
>>67981989
literally who
>>67981538
If they are the same back then as they as today then why did they ignore all of SWTFA's problems when it's as bad as the prequels.
>>67982404
Man with the world's largest penis.
>>67982597
Remember when he was in dire financial situation a few years back and he couldn't do porn to pay his rent because he can't get it hard?
>>67979067
Because he likes what we like.
>>67979067
RLM is pure /v/-core.
And they have attracted many of their lecherous /v/ hordes to this board in the sake of perpetuating their constant circlejerk over them.
At this point, the only thing we can do is ignore them since mods don't understand the culture here and ban actress threads but keep RLM threads up.
>>67982909
you are not "we"
>>67982909
And apparently he likes shit.
>>67980748
>>/tv/ before TFA
>>"Red Letter media is accurate and funny, they are the greatest film critics ever"
>>/tv/ after TFA
>>"Mike is a fucking hack, I can't believe he actually liked that movie, all his opinions are terrible now, RLM was never good"
biggest indication that you came here right before force awakens came out and never left. I knew this place has been getting progressively worse since Star Wars. Capeshit threads weren't this saturated before with entirely UNIRONIC opinions.
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>>67983132
Neo /tv/ everyone.
Fucking autistic e-celeb nonsense
>>67983167
We know you're autistic, anon. You don't have to tell us.
>>67983203
e-celeb was never a /tv/ word and only started being used in early-mid 2015 when RLM popularity surged after they converted their content to youtube after the site exodus. I can tell, and I can tell they have garnered a specific /v/ and reddit-tier audience and have begun pandering to it by talking about video games with rich and jack.
>>67982430
>why did they ignore all of TFA's problems
but they didn't.
they made fun of how little screentime Phasma had, for example. The HITB discussion wasn't an in depth discussion of the movie like a Plinkett review, so naturally they Mike didn't perform a close analysis.
RLM don't usually shit on movies for no good reason, and this is no exception. TFA got more things right than it got wrong.
>>67983400
but rlm aren't ecelebs
they're real celebs
Don't you realize all these YouTube "critics" do is check rottentomatoes and follow the general consensus.
>>67983729
Or they do the opposite to makes themselves seems smart.
>>67979067
I remember this asshole saying how much of a fan he is of Lord of the Rings but then in the first Hobbit review he kept making jokes about how he couldn't remember anyone's name and how complicated the plot is. Fuck this guy.
>>67983842
He's a phonie. What did you expect?
>>67983958
Feel better?
>>67979067
>>Sucks on Max Landis's dick and backtracks on Max Landis's movies because he's friends with him now
Didn't they roast Me Him Her or whatever it was like the very episode after Landis was on? They straight up didn't like it.
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>>67983400
There's literally nothing wrong with reddit
>>67983958
thanks, I needed those
the (you) market has been a little rough recently
>>67984228
Jay was, he was tearing the movie apart.
Mike wasn't. He was handling the movie with kids gloves an making up bullshit excuses to defend the movie.
Mike even lied and said he liked American Ultra and Victor Frankenstein.
He was practically begging his husbando Max Landis to come back on the show.
Whose semen tastes better, Mike's or Jay's?
>>67984578
Jay.
Mike drinks to much beer and eats too much Shit like Jurrasic World and The Dark Knight Rises
Honestly, if Mike died, RLM (and the world) would be much better for it.
>>67979067
>DKR is bad because we've watched the same scene over and over again for four years now
ok
>>67984560
This is just a blatant lie. Mike didn't even talk when Landis was there. Both of them shit on American Ultra, which was before they even fucking met Landis and Frankenstein which was after.
>>67984725
Go back to bed, Mike. You hackfraud.
Should I feel bad for not knowing who that is?
All these "youtube personalities" started blurring together into the same forgettable and unimportant person. they all make overly wrong video essays and try to pass them off as reviews.
>>67984791
Amazing criticism, anon
>>67984767
And then Mike went back on his American Ultra review and said he liked it (just like with Victor Frankenstein). And went easy on Me Him Her despite how shitty it was because Max came on the show.
And Because he wants Max to come on the show so he can suck his peepee because Max is his only connection to Hollywood.
>>67980286
the "would you recommend" part really isn't that important
although I was pretty taken aback by how much they disliked the Memetian
>>67984898
>Should I feel bad for not knowing who that is?
No, you should feel blessed
>>67984921
Just like your "reviews"
>>67984926
>making up lies on the internet
lol
>>67979067
I like it when he calls Rich Evans fat
>>67979067
I don't care about their opinions. I only care about botw because it's funny to laugh at bad movies with surrogate friends.
HEY IS THIS THE RLM THREAD
I WAS HOPING WE'D HAVE AN RLM THREAD
YOU NEVER SEE A RLM THREAD
Is it true that Mike and Max Landis pimped Jay's boipussy out to several gay Hollywood producers to secure Mike a consulting writer gig on a capeshit?
>>67985057
I like it when Rich Evans falls on the ground and screams like a retard for several minutes. Reminds me of Family Guy when Peter Griffen scrapes his knee and groans about it for several minutes.
Truly the Kino of comedy (that's sarcasm btw)
>>67985375
No, Jay's too much of a man to put up with Max Landis's shit.
Mike had to dress up like a transexual and let Max Landis shit on his chest while two little people rape him in the butt and mouth
>>67985536
>implying Jay wouldn't let Scott Rudin fuck him to get an editing job on an Oscar-worthy movie
>>67979067
Who cares what he thinks? His only contribution to the world is giving us the glory that is an un-justed Jay.
If Mike had never started this rolling ball of shit, fat sad Jay would have never been in the limelight long enough to sprout a few leaves of his own, before finally gaining the strength to take over like an adorable little weed.
>>67979394
>Just because someone doesn't care about other people's opinions doesn't make that person's opinion smart.
Yeah his reasoning for his opinions is what makes him smart. "Unironically" enjoying well-made blockbusters doesn't make you stupid. He's not a /tv/ tryhard faggot that thinks film appreciation can't include appreciation of all genres, not just the uppity ones.
>How can you find value in him saying he loved The Dark Knight Rises?
TDKR and Jurassic World are both movies that can be "loved" with the understanding that they're flawed. TDKR is aesthetically and emotionally very satisfying, even if there are stupid parts. What kind of retarded dipshit doesn't understand these things? What are you, 16?
>>67979067
OP you're like the living personification of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67985165
>gets butthurt over one rlm thread
>in a sea of 100 shitty star wars and capeshit threads
are you upset that mike molested you as a child?
or are you upset that he didnt?
>>67986123
>a RLM Autist calling others autistic
Shouldn't you be busy watching Space Cop and lying to yourself that it's a good movie and totally not a piece of shit like the AVGN movie?
>>67986463
hi peewee
>>67986493
Hello anon who wasted $30 on a shitty movie that is worse than anything on the SyFy channel. Are you going to buy more shitty movies made by Internet hacks like the SMOSH movie and To Boldly Flee?
>>67979394
>Trump and the rest if the Republican Party would be the smartest people.
>implying they aren't
>>67986734
/pol/ pls leave
>>67986687
>muh strawman
you argue like a woman
>>67986877
And you suck suck dick like a whore.
Tell, how much do you cry yourself to sleep because you can't suck the fat micro penis of a drunk fat man who loves Jurrasic World? How many times hav you thought of killing yourself because a fat alcoholic from Milwaukee will never piss in your mouth? Do you pay people to dress up as Mike and have them puns your ass while shouting ebin maymays like "WATS WRUNG WIF YOR FAICE"? How much does your parents wish they never brought you into this world?
What a sad little man you are.
>>67980501
They're doing a longform Plinket review of TFA
>>67987624
And it will be of Mike sucking TFA's dick and saying how awesome it is and how you should ignore it's many many many many faults. Oh Joy.
>>67980363
Was wondering when some spastic would roll out that tired pasta.
>>67987159
That's sounds pretty rough
You should be sympathetic anon. Why beat up on this pathetic faggot any more than life already has?
TFA PLINKETT REVIEW MAY 4TH
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU XD
>>67986463
I don't really give a shit about RLM. I'm judging you based off of your hysterical posting and overwhelming inability to understand things outside of your subjective experience. You have an actual autism spectrum disorder understanding of how people could enjoy movies that you did not enjoy. You seem utterly incapable of understanding that people can enjoy flawed movies.
I'm not saying this to be mean. I think you are probably on the spectum.
>>67988807
That kid has the JUST haircut.
>>67988807
>I don't really give a shit about RLM
>Now watch me complain about you not liking RLM and call you autistic while typing like a autist
Suuuuuuuure, buddy. Sure. You should tell your handler to change your diaper before you go back to watching your favorite YouTube hackfrauds, special boy.
>>67979067
he is cool he is like a drunk uncle that has a nice voice and cool friends
>>67989680
you have such low standards
>>67989725
beggars can't be choosers
without e-friends I would have to face the crushing emptiness of my own life
>>67989556
>Suuuuuuuure, buddy. Sure. You should tell your handler to change your diaper before you go back to watching your favorite YouTube hackfrauds, special boy.
Hey man you're the one that started a thread about how much you hate YouTube Star Wars reviewers. I'm pretty ambivalent about them, I'm just here for the shitposting. And you've got that special uppity self-important autist angst about your posts that's just so compelling.
>>67979067
Jake is the patrician, this guy is just a clown
>>67989947
>>67989556
wait now I'm confused
Which one of you is the pathetic autist, and which one is the super cool guys who gets into arguments on 4chan?
>>67980868
>>67980954
these
Didnt they hate TFA? Wasnt the whole video a ruse?
>>67983729
> what is boyhood
>>67990061
>Which one of you is the pathetic autist, and which one is the super cool guys who gets into arguments on 4chan?
Every one here is both. I thought we were all on the same page
>>67989947
>I'm pretty ambivalent about them
>I'm so ambivalent about them that I'm angrily shitposting because of my own free will
>totally not because I'm an autistic RLM fanboys who masturbates to Mike every day
*rolls eyes*
>>67990136
No. You autistic?
>>67990136
>this much denial
*pinches cheek*
Aren't you just adorable!
>>67990136
Yes. The plinkett review is going to trash TFA and /tv/ will be forced to apologize just watch.
>>67990202
wtf is going on in the WEBM
>>67979067
>Unironically loved Interstellar
Interstellar was a good movie stop this Nolan meme, I bet you liked guardian of the galaxy faggot
>>67990503
I liked both. Checkmate faggot.
>>67979067
He made one funny meme in his whole life, dont know why he gets worshipped
>>67990503
>liking interstellar
Go back to sniffing glue, retard
I never understand why these shill threads aren't deleted. Those sad fucks are too poor to pay off the mods, so what's the reason?
>>67990539
>I love eating shit AND drinking piss!
Mike, get off /tv/
>>67990701
You seem like the kind of retard who thinks the sopranos is a good show
>>67980337
Those ratings aren't informative.
American are just afraid of being placed on FBI hate crimes list for saying they didn't watch / enjoy TFA
>>67987159
clearly i struck a nerve
>>67990598
The Autist Shepherd leads the Autistic Sheep
>>67984767
Holy fuck, what movie is this webm from? That's dogshit.
>>67990438
Everything good and civil
>>67990740
Kill yourself, memes have gone too far. The buck stops with you.
>>67990503
What if I liked Interstellar and GotG?
What if I liked or at least appreciated almost every movie I've ever seen?
>>67979067
Come on, I'm not autistic.
>>67979067
>>67979394
look colo claw fish is posting again
>>67993164
Then explain your take on the "Martha" scene.
>>67993455
Not who you're responding too, but you sound like the autistic one.
>>67979067
>Unironically
OP what kind of hipster faggot are you?
