>"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR COMMITTING PETTY FELONIES, OBSTRUCTING AUTHORITY AND SHOWING YOURSELF TO BE COMPLETELY UNTRUSTWORTHY!"
>"Oh fuck! I mean... of course I am! Like duh! Because, like... isn't this like... a Rebellion and stuff?"
>"WOW GOOD POINT, THAT MAKES YOU THE PERFECT PERSON TO LEAD OUR ELITE TEAM OF COVERT OPERATIVES AND STEAL THE SECRET WEAPON PLANS FROM THE GREATEST SOVEREIGN POWER THE GALAXY HAS EVER KNOWN!"
>"Whoa, what? I mean... ya sure I guess. Whatever gets me out of paying my parking ticket, right? Lol."
Jesus Christ.
>>67977970
she couldn't have delivered that 'rebellious' line more hamfistedly
>>67977970
What did you contribute to this board by making this new thread instead of shitposting in the dozens of threads already up?
Yeah, I don't understand it either. There better be some good actual justification for it in the actual movie.
>>67977970
>LETS GIVE THIS X-WING FIGHTER TO A TEENAGER WHO JUST JOINED US FOR OUR LAST CHANCE AGAINST A MASSIVE SUPERWEAPON
>>67978196
Uh, excuse me dude. Luke saved Princess Leia so he can do whatever the fuck he wants to do.
>>67978196
Luke was a supporting pilot though.
Graven Dreis was originally leading the formation to fire at the exhaust port.
Technically Luke was just lucky... also space magic.
>>67977970
What's the problem? Don't you like having feminism being shoved down your throat? :^)
>>67978196
>his only endorsement on if he's qualified comes from his childhood friend Biggs, who literally just defected from the Empire and is also somehow allowed on the mission
>puts down a veteran pilot and relates blowing up a battle station to shooting small creatures with his T-16
>is emotionally unstable after losing his mentor hours earlier
Why did they trust him with the mission?
Her plan was getting caught
HYBERBOLIC TRAILER SPECULATION
this is cancer, and you know it
>>67978196
It was a homage to WW2 when anyone who could fly was given a plane because there was a pilot shortage from everyone getting killed you stupid millennial.
>>67978610
How is this different to this movie then?
>"this is what I have wanted to be all my life - to be the Rogue One"
Fucking Garet-
actually even that would be better than the manure they've made
but who is rogue two?
>whats your name
>im rogue one: a star wars story
really? jesus christ
>>67977970
>>67978687
Because luke wasn't a commander you retard.
>>67978966
TIGHT
>>67978966
lmao they gave her the leia haircut, thats some wookiepedia tier stupidity
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING TRAILER
She's Reys mother and Lukes wife.
>>67979068
>leia haircut
no
but nice kneejerk reaction
>>67978566
>Having even the modest expectation from Disney
>>67978987
Where does it say in the R1 trailer that the girl is a commander?
>>67977970
this is just like suicide squad
>>67978687
Cause people don't hire spies on the spot.
That's like a death kiss for your own cause.
When I think what's necessary to become an InfoBroker/Spy for Corps in EvE Online, a game that could well emulate the conflict that's happening in star wars... jesus christ.
Spies have to be 1000% loyal and disciplined or they are gonna fuck up.
Sun Tzu already talked about that shit 2500 years ago and even he was like "You'll probably have to behead most your spies, just in case".
This is different than just giving some fuckhead a war machine that might be blown to dust in a couple of hours anyway.
>>67979229
>unironically defending sequel-tier star wars
lmao what next are you going to defend marvel movies?
>I rebel
>>67979535
oh shut up, fuck off with your console wars. I just pointed out you were wrong, I wasnt defending shit
>>67978610
>a pilot shortage
When is it said in A New Hope that there is a shortage of X-wing pilots??
Does this picture look like their is a shortage of pilots?
Why would they wait to the last minute before the Death Star assault to fill the spot of a empty X-wing with Luke????
They were seriously going to let a X-wing just sit there in the hanger unused if Luke had not come along?????
>>67977970
>petty felonies
>>67979211
Luke is gay
>>67979640
>Does this picture look like their is a shortage of pilots?
There's only about 18 pilots in that picture, so that's actually not even all 30-odd pilots & Y-wing gunners that took part in the battle. Hardly indicative of a surplus of flight officers.
>They were seriously going to let a X-wing just sit there in the hanger unused if Luke had not come along?????
What else are you supposed to do if you don't have someone to spare to fly it?
>>67979640
>When is it said in A New Hope that there is a shortage of X-wing pilots??
Have you ever followed the battle of yavin closely?
The death star is taken down by like 20 ships.
Also I don't think it's unlikely to have unused stuff standing around at the yavin base. It's just like a mission control center with all the higher ups around. Not a camp for a regular army.
At least that's how a "rebellion" makes sense to me. It's cells on different planets.
The Hoth Base was also stormed by what was technically a relatively small imperial ground force.
>>67979535
>say something dumb
>get mad when you get called out
>>67977970
>iRebel
>>67978196
an hero
>>67979679
I've heard libs complaining about three strikes because it can lock you up for petty felonies.
>>67979955
>I like mahvel moovees and I like new stah wars
youre a child desu
>getting criminals to do your work for you
HOL UP
>>67980227
The fuck is a petty felony though? By definition a felony is far from being petty. They're kind of a big deal. That's why they're called felonies.
>>67980321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felony_petty_theft
>Felony petty theft is the colloquial term for a statute in the California Penal Code (Section 666) that makes it possible for a person who commits the crime of petty theft to be charged with a felony rather than a misdemeanor
Fucking Cali why can't they fall into the ocean already?
>>67978052
>There better be some good actual justification for it in the actual movie.
why will you ask for your money back if there isn't?
>>67978566
all the speculation of TFA wound up being 100% true, and still failed to anticipate how bungled the film wound up being.
>>67980369
>Felony petty theft is the colloquial term for a statute in the California Penal Code (Section 666)
>666
Also: Jesus Christ that article!
>>67977970
>Star Wars: the Hunger Wars Part 1
The only reason I don't care is I know no one will be watching this movie 30 years from now. It will go down the memory hole.
>>67980321
>>67980369
I got a felony for getting caught with a marijuana pipe when I was 17. Waited until I was 18 and charged me with a felony.
>>67980679
Shouldn't have been a degenerate druggy then, anon :^)
But what felony? Is possession of paraphernalia a felony if you're an adult? Seems a bit harsh if so.
I have a funny story about that. A buddy left his keys in his car and someone stole his car and crashed it. They found the car, cops searched it, and found a pipe. They asked if it was his, and he said no. Well they catch the kid and on top of all his other huge charges like grand theft auto, they charged him possession of paraphernalia even though it was my buddy's.
Pretty sure that kid got royally fucked in court.
>>67980653
So will TFA
hell who even remember Jurassic World NOW?
>>67980679
Was that California or some other shithole state?
>>67978610
>confirmed for knowing jack shit about ww2
Perhaps if you where a jap in 1945
>>67977970
>CHILDREN'S MOVIE THAT WE WILL ALL END UP WATCHING ANYWAYS
>>67980161
Don't tell me this is a hashtag.
>>67978610
read Catch-22 dumbass
you actually had to pass flight training at an academy to qualify (something that was identical to Episode 4) it's crazy how now that we are so insulated from actual warfare that retarded millennials believe the dumbest shit.
>>67980269
looks way better than Episode 7 Tbh
>>67978196
yeah the guy that helped save a princess and got out of the DS alive.
WEEEEW
WEEEEW
WEEEEW
WEEEEW
WEEEEW
WEEEEW
>>67980884
or germany, or italy, or the UK,.....
>>67977970
>implying her arrest wasn't an excuse to recruit her for their team
>>67978196
he used to bullseye whomp rats in his T-16 back home to be fair
>>67981122
UK had plenty of pilots
Germany and Italy had a shortage of planes and general resources not pilots. They didn't even have the fuel to get planes off the ground.
>>67981122
Ehm no, very, very late war did the germans get lax in their pilot training.
The brits never abandoned their pre war training program, not even during the battle of britain.
>>67980856
I live in a small town with not much to do, everybody smoked pot in my high school. What's insane is that I'm 24 and I haven't smoked weed or been in any trouble since I was 19, but I'm still a felon and just finished paying all my fines and probation fees like a month ago.
Apparently it's up to the officers discretion whether a paraphernalia charge is a felony or misdemeanor. No idea why they decided to ream me. Probably because I was a poor kid that couldn't afford a lawyer and had no idea what to do in court, so they just threw the book at me and laughed all the way to the bank.
>>67980876
Arizona.
>>67981131
so the rebels are ncis now.
>>67981302
That sucks bro. I was going to say you should have lawyered up, but you addressed that.
Yeah that's pretty fucked. I think they try to be harsher down south to try and hurt the drug smuggling. I have nothing to base that off of but that's just what I assume.... Gay either way.
>>67979044
yea that robot looking reeeaal good
>>67981220
Germany had only inexperienced shit pilots left at the end. they even had to ram enemy bombers
STRONG FEMALE TEEN LEAD REBEL WITH INTERACIAL LOVE TRIANGLE : BURQA EDDITION
>>67981122
you cant expect americans to know shit about history or other countries in general
>>67977970
>jetpack
I thought they looked like shoguns at first glance but it's more like a stick/baton?
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE BATTLE LOS ANGELES
WAY TO RUIN ALL THE LITERAL BACK-BREAKING WORK JJ PUT INTO THE FRANCHISE DISNEY
Rogue One, I expected this movie to follow a rogue squadron comaradery and teamwork, prefferably ending with a confrontation with Darth Vader
What I got was generic young adult fiction, but Star Wars
![band-of-brothers-wallpaper-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oxdTBcw.jpg "band-of-brothers-wallpaper-4[1].jpg")
>>67981752
This type of Star Wars story is redundant and dated, the world needed another white teen female empowerement movie
>>67977970
Jesus christ it's just the teaser trailer, you want to be spoonfed the whole plot?
>>67981752
it's a spy-flick/thriller m8 she going into the deathstar solo and will die toward the endor she goes full rogue and becomes evil after being brainwashed by vader
>>67981734
jj would be proud
>>67981894
You don't need to be, all it takes is 86 seconds to hate the entire movie
>>67981590
Seems someone has been watching the history channel specials that has nothing to do with real life
>>67978196
>saved the princess (it was his idea, Han was going to leave her behind)
>delivered Death Star plans from Tatooine to Yavin
>vouched for by such minor rebellion nobody's as Princess Leia and Master Jedi Obi Wan Kenobi
>piloting skills vouched for by Biggs
>demonstrates piloting skills in simulator
>motivation for joining is solid (family killed by Imperials, he could escape with Han, but he's choosing to stay and probably die for the cause)
>Rebels have more ships than pilots
>>67977970
honestly this is white privilege. Skinny sassy white chic who's strong and "funny" seems to be the new meme. All white might I add.
She's almost identical to the women in the Ghost busters movie and others that I'm not aware of yet.
You will never ever see a role like hers played by a minority woman(asian, black, hispanic, etc).
White feminists use "diversity" and "white privilege" as a smoke screen for putting white women as the main leads. They don't give a fuck about minorities the way they pretend. It's only a matter of time before the minorities fighting the White feminist battle wake up to this bullshit.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE ALIENS
>>67977970
>"I'M OP AND I LICK COCK ON A DAILY BASIS! BETTER GO LET EVERYONE ON /TV/ KNOW HOW FUCKING GAY I AM!"
>"OH HERE WE GO, I'M POSTING IT RIGHT NOW!! WOMEN ARE SO STUPID KEK"
>"Ha, this will definitely show those plebs how shitty their taste is. Now i'll heat up a Digiorno's and post it again in ten minutes."
Jesus Christ.
>>67982111
>>Rebels have more ships than pilots
>still no source for this info
>>67982176
empire was extremely xenophobic anon they despised any nonhuman like officers
remember the bounty hunter comment in ESB
Wait, this movie is about how they get the plans of the deathstar, which then somehow fell into Lea's hands in ep. IV?
What's the point of doing this movie if everyone knows how it ends?
>>67982111
>vouched for by such minor rebellion nobody's as Princess Leia and Master Jedi Obi Wan Kenobi
In which scene does this happen
>piloting skills vouched for by Biggs
Luke was already in his pilot suit when Biggs vouched for him, so the Rebels gave him a X-wing with no questions asked by that point
>demonstrates piloting skills in simulator
Which scene is this happen
>>67982041
no thanks, I actual read books. but nice argument
>>67978515
I honestly thought they could use another laser sponge out there
the whole fucking point of child-friendly action movies like star wars is to have young, ingenuous but highly competent characters rise to wildly disproportionate responsibilities. the whole reason they work is they make you feel you can do anything if you pull your finger out. which is a huge deal for kids.
the fact that you don't seem to have gotten this at your (presumably above teen) age is really quite depressing.
>>67982491
because there's an entertaining story to be told. a story does not lose value simply because you know beforehand what the results are. we all know Hamlet dies. we all know Romeo and Juliet die. the strength of any story is how it's told, not the basic plot points.
>>67980269
snyder pls
Damn son.
She seems like the kind of girl you meet at an obscure film festival some time in October and hit it off with, resulting in a makeout session and subsequent sex in a bathroom stall but no real contact after.
You run into her, a few years later, she's run down and depressed because the two of you never really talked beyond that point, and you don't know if you want to try anything now because you feel like you'd lose the magic of it.
She seems like that kind of girl.
>>67982387
>fighting against the empire
>the opening of a new hope
>he needs it explained to him like a fucking child
>>67982474
The movie centers on rebel operatives though.
>>67982626
you could not have got it more wrong.
>>67982626
Is anybody in this movie actually young? I thought they were all 30's and up.
>>67977970
These are the worst kind of memes. They aren't funny. 0/10 OP
>>67979068
Literally not even close
>>67982708
>Meets a random girl
>This random girl proceeds to make out with you, and fuck you
>She bolts
>Years later you run in to her depressed
It's probably because she's been around fucking strangers she just met that she hasn't been able to find a worthwhile relationship because she is a slut and now is depressed about her lifestyle since she realized her looks are fading. There was never any magic, she was just a slut who was nice enough to let you have sex with her, hell she would have probably done it with anyone.
>>67977970
Crimes against IMPERIAL authority for chirst sake. Of course they'll enroll her. They did with Han Solo.
>>67982161
>White feminists use "diversity" and "white privilege" as a smoke screen for putting white women as the main leads. They don't give a fuck about minorities.
Damn, that makes me like white women even more.
>>67978966
That's fucking Canary Wharf station mate
>>67982491
>Wait, this movie is about how they get the plans of the deathstar, which then somehow fell into Lea's hands in ep. IV?
>What's the point of doing this movie if everyone knows how it ends?
Hmm, I can't remember but I think that this has happened before?
>>67982928
really appreciate that you took the time to share your weird jaded shit in a star wars thread bro sweet overshare son
>>67982474
I mean in the Rebellion, anon. Why is it all humans?
>>67982789
yeah the actress is in her 30s but she looks young and i'm pretty sure her character in this is gonna be in her 20s
>>67982766
Don't think you really understand what the fantasy genre is m8. They're wish-fulfillment tales for children. The underqualified young Mary Sue type suddenly having a lot of responsibilities and saving the day has been a standard trope since King Arthur and before.
>>67983103
Thanks, bro. Subscribe to my blog at any time ;^)
>>67982531
So thats why you claim that the UK put anyone they could get their hands on into planes?
>>67982928
Is this how people who don't get laid justify their own horseshit? If you learn anything from /tv/, it's that lonely self-justifying masturbators are literally the worst people.
>>67979068
Even if you were right - what would be wrong with that? They're contemporary. Clearly a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, that hairstyle was in vogue.
>>67977970
wow movies have cheesy lines? news at 4
fucking idiots
>>67983586
>They're contemporary. Clearly a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, that hairstyle was in vogue.
yeah or they could be a regal thing or a gesture of rebellion or whatever, i'm sure some basement semiotician has documented this on wookiepedia somewhere
>>67978196
>veteran xwing pilot Biggs Darklighter vouches for childhood friend and talented pilot Luke Skywalker after he successfully breaks into the death star and saves Leia, rebellion leader
OMG THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN
>>67981837
I'm starting to feel like I can admit to being a sexist because I am tired of katniss-3.0/4.0/7.0/8.0 whatever being in the lead.
Whittaker's armor looks cool though, the not-samurai seems kinda stupid but I can dig it.
>>67983001
Neat
>>67978196
B-but pre-1980 movies can't have plot holes! M-my brain!!
>>67978966
is that a battle droid?
>>67983856
it's unfair to compare Hunger Games to the new Star Wars films. Hunger Games was written by a woman - these have women written into them to try to increase Star Wars revenue.
also J Law is actually pretty good as an actress, she wasn't just shoved into an IP because she focus tested well.
>>67982954
But you forget that this isn't a good thing for you, white man.
You will be bottom of the barrel. The White Feminist paradise are enslaved/cuckolded white men with black/hispanic men being used as fuck toys. The white woman will reign supreme while the others serve her.
>>67981734
TFA really isn't that good, man.
No Im not mad she is a woman. Even though men are better action movie protaganists. Im mad that she is fake. Remember the furiosa? The realistic female role that showed a dirty, gritty, realistic woman in that kind of situation. Now look at this one. Rebelious teen girl who looks like she spends more hours on her hair and makeup than the actual mission. At the end of an acrion movie men are shot, dirty, tired. Women are clean, with made up hair and makeup. She looks like she couldnt take a papercut much less a bullet. Look at women during combat missions in the middle east. They dont look like they just got out of a fucking salon. This isnt equality. It is the illusion of equality. And that pisses me off.
>>67982497
Go listen to the radio dramatisation of A New Hope, it's all there.
What that Donnie Yen in the trailer? It was right or am I imagining things?
>>67978196
>still trying to push the Luke is a Gary Stu
pathetic as always cuckoldsaurus.
>>67981752
It will have Darth Vader, don't you worry. From what I heard, we'll even get to see him fucking up rebels with his lightsaber and using them as human shields.
>>67978196
>>67984065
>>67978515
Luke was just another bullet sponge in a suicide run. He didn't get ranked to Supreme Allied Commander off the bat like Irebel cunt has.
>>67984872
how do we even know what rank iRebel is anyways? we only have a teaser trailer where she joins their team
>>67984383
>also J Law is actually pretty good as an actress
>>67984935
because promos and ads are already shilling her as an officer rank in the rebellion.
>>67984750
>Donnie Yen in the trailer
W-WHAT!?
Guys remeber how media and commertials made it seem like finn was the jedi? Maybe same concept.
>>67984750
He's the one who swings the staff yes.
>>67979640
>Not a single nigger or a female in that photo.
God I miss this.
>1 minute long trailer comes out
>autists flock to it looking for plot holes and anything to bitch about
>in 1 minute long trailer of a two and a half hour long movie
This shit is just like Kylo's lightsaber drama.
You will keep bitching like retarded children no matter how wrong you are. And then movie comes out and makes 2 billion $ with 90% audience rating on RT.
>>67985058
What? There's only been this teaser trailer and a poster, unless I've been missing out on some ad campaign.
>>67984935
>iRebel
>>67985143
Rebellion's leader is a woman. That's canon since 70's.
>>67984756
Facts trump your feelings.
Anyway even if Luke wasn't a gary stu, he's still a shitty self insert.
Watch her actually be the villain and tou guys just like to jump to conclusions.
>>67985144
Where do you think we are?
>>67985271
It was the 70s you were allowed to do that.
>>67977970
Was really disappointed when it turned out to be some female power trip movie instead of a band of brothers or saving private Ryan type movie.
>>67985271
>Facts trump your feelings.
Back atcha, slick. Luke was just another goober the rebels were more than gladly letting a farmboy join in on their suicide run.
>>67978610
>>67981122
Why do people make stupid shit like this up?
>>67985271
luke had more background for his special skills. Mary Sue literally didn't. Also, the force never gave Luke his special skills, but just helped him do them, such as faster instincts.
It's gonna be great.
Calling it now, she fights on par with vader before escaping or dying.
>>67985368
>farm boy
you mean femboi
Sue Wars baby
Gotta love it
>>67985517
K I N O
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>>67985551
pretty sure i know what I said. Stick to your child porn.
>mfw Mendelsohn shows up
>>67985517
Already looks 10 times better than BvS.
>>67985517
looks like it was filmed by a cuck
>>67984592
The movie is out of theaters, you don't have to meme anymore. Just admit that it's good. Just let it in.
>>67978196
More like "Lets give an X-Wing to this dude who just saved the princess, got us the Death Star plans and is hyped up as the hottest new thing buy that old war hero we apparently know"
>>67980469
>all the speculation of TFA wound up being 100% true
It actually didn't at all
Everyone is just changing everything they're saying so they can shout that they expected everything
>making Kyle Katarn a woman
Why? Why cant blacks women and gays make their own shit? Why are they forced to hijack things while bitching about how a Egyptian actor played an Egyptian character instead of some WE WUZ KINGZ N SHEEIT actor or "omg another white straight male lead"
>>67985643
>Just let it in.
That's what your girlfriend said to the bull you prepped haha! get cucked! enjoy raising your wife's kid. haha!
>>67980227
>steal bubblegum three times
>steal cable
>go to prison for 15 years mandatory minimum
Fufufufu...Justice is served....
>>67985332
wow how did you get an advance screening of the movie so early? i'm sure you're not retarded enough to think you can actually tell what a movie will be like from a montage teaser trailer, you must have elite connections or something
>>67984750
you're as blind as his character nigga.
>>67985643
It has good parts. It has bad parts. It's decent, though frequently a bit boring. It's very well-produced but uninteresting otherwise, save for Kylo.
>>67983001
nice catch
>>67983164
Gee, I'm not quite sure
>>67985517
Felicity Jones is very beautiful.
>>67985332
dont be disappointed. look at the leaks nigga. they tell a different story.
>>67985670
Fuck you! That leak was 100% right for months before the release. You dumb bastard.
>>67985684
She's not Kyle and 99% of SW "fans" don't give a fuck about Kyle or don't even know who he is.
>>67985771
Humans rule over half of SW galaxy. Early Rebels were people who deserted from Empire.
Guys she turns evil by the end of it.
BUT SHE'S A ROOOOOOGUE ONE GUUUURLFRIEND!
>>67985862
Kyle isn't that interesting anyway. Good games, though.
Is that woman going to be the silver armor soldier woman from the last movie? Or that one non canon but made canon female bounty hunter?
I feel like this is some bad guy woman and this movie is going to be her origin story
Seeing the old designs really made me excited. I think I might enjoy this one more than TFA.
>>67986051
Not tall enough
Oh hey /tv/, remember when you thought I was a bad director? If you just let me have Hayden Christensen, none of this would've happened. But hey, you wanted me gone, so....in a sense.....this pic is what you wanted. :)
>>67986051
Felicity Jones is like 5ft 2.
>>67978196
A counter-argument? Fuck off you reddit SJW cuck!
>>67978196
At least actually infiltrated the fucking Death Star.
Already looks better than TFA desu.
TFA BTFO
>>67984756
>"I don't actually have a counter-argument so I'm just going to insult you"
>>67978966
That is one fine doodoo maker.
Someone make a webm
Wasent that the plot of the Star Trek remake?
Glad they chose Forest Whitaker instead of another actor. Dude looks like he's lived a hard life.
What would be the most epic (in all the reddit ways of the word) thing they could do with Vader?
>shows up, kills most of the fodder
>the chinese/mexican/whitaker tells them to leave
>"Leave the Sith to me"
>"
Ben Mendelsohn as a bad guy seems badass though, this will be Starkino just wait, especially if they go full monster movie with Vader, make him absolutely unstoppable and terrifying
>>67985684
>Kyle Katarn
>Good character
I love that snarky rogue who's just like Han Solo but he turns out to be a jedi and a really powerful one and then he turns to the dark side and then he decides he's a strong independent jedi who don't need no alignment but still hangs out with all the other jedi who he has a seriously existential disagreement with.
Why do nerds insist the EU was worth saving? His entire character is literally dictated by what videogame execs thought would sell more games.
>>67977970
Deal with it dude. Just deal with it.
>>67986768
The last thing I saw him in was that British film Starred Up with Jack O'Connell. He was good.
STAR WARS: SJW 2 JUSTICE HARDER
>>67986768
Isnt he supposed to be Tarkin?
>>67986768
looks like Gary Oldman
Rogue One. One like the number so it's like a call sign. Also rogue one as in rogue person. Will Star Wars ever fail to give us poetry?
>>67986368
read the thread, cucko.
>>67985188
Which I am fine with. She was cool and mysterious. I don't want some 14 year old "strong female" getting 38 tie fighter kills just to show that she's as good as the rest of the boys
>>67987007
but that's a grand admiral's uniform
>>67986700
>Vader has slaughtered all but two of the squad.
>has our new female hero on her knees, is delivering his final monologue.
>Goes to decapitate the chick, a shadowy robed figure flips into the scene and blocks his saber blow with two white bladed sabers.
>As Vader is taken aback, the mystery person drops her robe revealing her orange skin and white and blue stripped lekku.
>"Hello, Anakin, its been a while"
>"Ahsoka....no"
>Mystery woman turns to our female lead and her remaining companion "If I were you, I would leave, NOW."
>Duel of the Fates starts playing.
Implying most of you wouldnt be hype as SHIT with tears streaming down your cheeks.
>>67987187
I literally have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. What the fuck is an Ashoka?
>>67987187
I WILL KEK WITH JOY
>>67987297
and this is why that would never happen
it's some shit mary sue character from the star wars cartoon, like anyone would know or care about that haha
Awwww fuck. I thought we were getting a cool team-based war movie, not fucking Hunger Games in space.
>>67987365
Oh. I get it.
The only Star Wars cartoons I've seen are the Holiday Special and Droids. Which I don't even remember very well.
>>67987374
um that's exactly what it is
I get you're being willfully retarded and autistic, but there's nothing even remotely similar to Hunger Games garbage in this trailer
then again you're probably just salty the protagonist is a female, lmao pathetic virgin
>>67987187
Literally who? I'm not a child so I haven't been watching the cartoons...
>>67987187
No thanks. I'm tired of Ahsoka.
>>67987374
Seriously looks like Hunger Games with Star Wars cosplay.
Also thay lead actress is cringe worthy.
>>67978196
HAHAAHAHAHA
OP BTFO
>>67977970
>still circle jerking on Death Stars
>>67987513
>there's nothing even remotely similar to Hunger Games garbage in this trailer
Are you fucking retarded? The trailer is ALL about a fucking special snowflake protagonist who REBELS AGAINST THE SYSTEM.
The photography, the casting choices, the action sequences, all look very similar to modern young-adult action movies in the veins of Hunger Games.
I couldn't give a fuck if the protag is a girl, a dude or a tranny. This trailer has fucking "Modern Safe Blockbuster" written all over it.
Where are the Bothans" I thought they died to make this happen?
>>67979881
>What else are you supposed to do if you don't have someone to spare to fly it?
Launch it at the death star with its control yoke taped to the "fast" position. Idiot.
governments and rebellions have used effective criminals before nothing new tardfarmer
The colorful side characters and the notion of her turning bad is enought for me to overlook any YA blandness desu
>>67987640
>I posted it again
>>67978515
Because they could use every pilot they could get their hands on, and because the entire rebeillion is filled with dirt farmers who have demons and beef with the Empire and are probably just as mentally scared as Luke is, to think that joining such a hopeless rebellion is a viable option?
>>67987634
no it doesn't you mad little virgin
this is literally just Star Wars' own Guardians of the Galaxy movie with some war shit thrown in you fat disgusting bawling little baby
>>67980469
false
>>67987630
What in the unholy name of fuck is that?
>>67979211
No she's not, Leia is Rey's mother.
>>67987754
You can spill all the childish insults you want, but your argument is still baseless.
The trailer is all about that one protagonist, her motivations and her destiny. It briefly shows the rest of the cast in very generic action scenes.
This has nothing to do with Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>67984304
looks like it, with a storm trooper square thing on its back
>>67987640
That's the second Death Star.
>>67987754
Holy fuck Marvel fanboys are pathetic. Do they even pay for lawyers or do they just recruit people from the forums to mindlessly defend their shit?
I keep hearing of the usual suspects right now citing some sort of misogynist objection to the Rogue One character. I'm trying my best to find an example of this that might justify their actions, but I can't find any. Not even in this thread.
So, what the fuck is going on?
People sure are mad over a filler movie designed to milk the franchise.
>>67982491
it is called a prequal tortillahead
Another story surrounding the mother-fucking DEATHSTAR!!
It's like we're not allowed to forget about those six million gorrillian genocided on Alderaan!
>You're being prepped to like the Alliance and hate the Imperials, because one day a very important political message will be broadcast through a star wars movie.
>>67987963
>So, what the fuck is going on?
retards fighting retards
>>67978196
He infiltrated the death star, helped save the Princess and he used to bullseye whomp rats in his T-16 back home. He at least had some credentials. And he was just another pilot.
Irebel has, uh, no qualifications? Why is she being sent on a covert spying/espionage/sabotage mission?
>star wars
>no battles in space again
what the fuck happened? lucas must be spinning in his grave right now
>>67978610
but more relevant to 1977 was Vietnam where the NVAF had more pilots than planes, and shared the planes. The Rebel scum had more X wings than pilots so they let Luke ride along with Biggs.
>>67988065
>He infiltrated the death star, helped save the Princess and he used to bullseye whomp rats in his T-16 back home.
None of this makes him qualified to fly a X-wing fighter in the most important battle ever for the Rebellion. A T-16 =/= the best space fighter in the Rebellion fleet
>Irebel has, uh, no qualifications?
How do you know this without having seen the movie? What qualification did Luke have besides farming and pouring blue milk?
>>67978196
The real answer is that the Rebellion was short on pilots and they took anyone they could get. But I'm pretty sick of this "mary sue" meme, /tv/ is only proving the shrieking feminazis right with that horseshit.
>>67988103
The Rebel scum had more X wings than pilots
Is anyone going to provide a official source for this info?
Yea, I didnt think so.
>>67988289
>The real answer is that the Rebellion was short on pilots
Show me in A New Hope where they said they did not have enough X-wing pilots.
>>67988289
>I'm pretty sick of this "mary sue" meme, /tv/ is only proving the shrieking feminazis right with that horseshit.
fucking this
cut this shit out /tv/, you're giving them a reason to whine endlessly
>>67987187
Fuck off retard. Nobody wants this cartoon shit.
Take your lightsaber helicopters back to /co/.
>>67979640
That room is not nearly enough pilots. The Death star had hundreds of fighters.
>>67988069
We saw one minute of the movie.
>>67987187
That would be absolute shit. All of it. Everything you described.
>>67988358
They never say it outright but they were clearly a scrappy and desperate fighting force, the "consular ship" getting captured and Alderaan blowing up probably majorly fucked them over, and the Death Star was right at Yavin's doorstep. They didn't have time to be picky. It was established from the very first scene of the movie that the Rebellion was woefully underequipped compared to the Empire. The Rebels were the Star Wars equivalent of "freedom fighters".
>>67987855
dark troopers confirmed?
>>67987640
>Bothans
Wrong deathstar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s7Lc2ti7so
>>67985143
Why do white boys love white boys so much?
>>67988592
>They never say it outright
So I win.
Bye.
>>67986768
>putting this guy in charge
>>67977970
>this is a rebellion innit?
i swear she reminds me of some british female tv clone
>>67987630
Is this documentation of Area X?
Movie only about Mark when? We need a white male lead like him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOe0tbBDHQ4&feature=youtu.be
